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notelizapancakes · 25 days
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i present to you, a toxic celebrity couple 🤩
here a some more pics from the come back concert 🥰
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55szn · 26 days
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good luck - mv1
max verstappen x fem!reader smau
summary when max and y/n adopt a black cat and everyone thinks it’s bringing him bad luck, they are determined to prove them wrong
warnings none i think
fc various girls from pinterest
notes requested!💘 loved this so muchhajska (excuse my poor editing skills on this one lol)
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[new child just dropped, everyone say hi to mocha🐾][same mocha, same @ maxverstappen1]
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maxverstappen1 not having the season we expected, lots of work ahead.😑
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user male acting performance where he’s having the worst day of his life but looks so hot doing it:
user girlsnjasfkja😭
user i’m being so serious rn you HAVE to give that cat to someone else
user first dnf i laughed… second dnf i serioused
user dw i played the dutch anthem at home for you king🧡🧡
user IT’S OKAY POOKIE YOU ARE GONNA WIN ALL OTHER RACES😖😖😖
user not if he doesn’t get rid of that cat lol
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maxverstappen1 the last pic??
yourusername gave me dad vibes idk
user so true
user what are the odds of max getting a black cat and immediately starting to get bad results
user ikr
user just a coincidence 🤷‍♀️
user one time thing is a coincidence, two dnfs in a row and then not being able to get a single win in many races… sounds like “black cat curse” to me sorry
user get rid of the cat if you want him to win the championship i’m BEGGING🙏🏻🙏🏻😫😫
user you guys are so ridiculous
user mocha with the max plush omgggggg i might die🥹🥹🥹🥹
user idc what anyone says he is gonna win the championship again and mocha will be forgiven you read it here first
user cat crazy lady + cat crazy dude = perfect match💘
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yourusername black cat bring good luck 😺 not bad luck 😾 so so proud of you maxie🧡
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maxverstappen1 my girls🫶🏻🥰
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yourusername love you more dilf💘
user just unserious as fuck😭😭
user max calling the cat and yn “his girls” like mocha is his daughter or smth😭
user she is his daughter wdym
redbullracing what an adorable lucky charm😺🍀
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user I KNOW WHO MY GOAT IS🐐🐐 (mocha)
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user THEY GOT MOCHA A PADDOCK PASS IM CRYINGGG
user always blessing us with the best max pictures thank u mother🥹
user please god i also want to raise a black kitty with my incredibly hot bf😔😔
user oh to be mocha…
user you don’t understand this lil family is EVERYTHING to me☹️☹️
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xiubaek-13 · 11 months
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Definitely, Maybe
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Genre: Fluff.
Pairing: Hoshi x Reader
Word Count: 1,851
Warnings: Swearing, mentions of sex, mostly fluff honestly, kissing, mentions of alcohol but no one is drunk.
A/N: I hope you enjoy this. Just a little something my brain word vomited onto a page in the last hour. Not even remotely edited.
The thumping bass from the party was deafening. You could feel your bones vibrating along to the music as you danced your heart out. You needed this night to unwind, silently thanking Cheol for managing to have his party on the same day that the universe seemed to have it out for you. You managed to wake up late, get a flat tyre, have coffee spilt on you less than five minutes after arriving at work and then you got chewed out by your boss because someone else in your team had fucked up. By the time you got your lunch, you were already venting to your friends in your group chat about your bad, no good, terrible day. 
[12:45pm] Hannie: Wow, who did you piss off in a past life?
[12:45pm] You: Someone who wants vengeance apparently.
[12:45pm] Shua: This is all because you refuse to sleep with your boss.
[12:45pm] You: Not happening. Really wish you’d stop suggesting it.
[12:45pm] Hannie: Shua might have a point…
[12:45pm] You: Why am I even friends with the two of you? 
[12:46pm] Gyu: Shua, are you trying to get her fired?
[12:46pm] Shua: Uh, no? Clearly I’m trying to get her promoted. 
[12:46pm] Cheol: 9pm. My place. Drinks, probably not much food, dancing and poor decisions. Guaranteed to make you feel better.
[12:46pm] Dino: Awesome! Party at Cheol’s. Tell everyone!
[12:46pm] Vernon: Have you guys seen this cat pic?
[12:46pm] Shua: Subtle change of subject there.
[12:46pm] Cheol: I’m busy with reports and am not on team peer pressure our friend into fucking their boss. 
[12:47pm] DK: Party! See everyone tonight.
[12:47pm] Jun: Is your boss hot?
[12:47pm] Woozi: Isn’t Kihyun your boss?
[12:47pm] You: Yes.
[12:48pm] Hannie: So you admit that your boss is hot.
[12:48pm] You: No! I was answering Woozi. 
[12:48pm] Shua: Sure Jan.
[12:48pm] Wonwoo: *popcorn*
[12:48pm] Woozi: Yeah I’m on team don’t fuck your boss if you were wondering.
[12:49pm] You: Someone else in this group is sane. Thank you.
[12:49pm] Woozi: np
[12:49pm] Vernon: So that’s a no on the cat pic then.
[12:49pm] Seungkwan: It’s not really a question of if you should do it. You CAN’T do it. 
[12:49pm] You: Not sure if this is helpful or an attack…
[12:49pm] Seungkwan: I’m on your side ffs! I’ll disown you if you fuck him.
[12:50pm] Hao: Still sounds a bit judgemental ngl.
[12:50pm] Wonwoo: *popcorn*
[12:50pm] Gyu: Yeah, sounds a bit like if she did do it, you’re going to slut shame her out of the friendship.
[12:50pm] Hoshi: I didn’t know Kihyun was your boss!  
[12:50pm] Hoshi: Can I send his gift to your office for you to pass on? Please?! 
[12:50pm] You: Hoshi, why are you sending my boss a gift?
[12:50pm] Hoshi: I was at his wedding a few weeks ago and forgot to drop my gift off.
[12:51pm] Shua: Ok maybe don’t fuck your boss.
[12:51pm] You: Finally you speak some sense!
[12:51pm] Shua: At least not until he’s out of the honeymoon phase.
Cheol removed Shua from the group
[12:51pm] Dino: I approve.
Hannie added Shua to the group
[12:52pm] Shua: Wow. The audacity Cheol.
[12:52pm] Cheol: Fight me.
[12:53pm] Vernon: thislilfloofyguystoebeans.jpeg sent.
[12:53pm] Wonwoo: Cute.
Cut to 11pm, you’ve been dancing with your friends and drinking whatever strange concoctions Jun keeps bringing you. You only finished the ones that tasted good, disposing of the less palatable ones when he wasn’t looking. Water and fresh air began to call to your soul so you excused yourself from the hyper and tipsy group who were currently having a dance off to Psy’s ‘Gentleman’. Cheol let you go after you promised that you weren’t leaving to go home.
You made your way into the kitchen, grabbed a bottle of water then made a beeline for the verandah. The cool air was a welcome change to the makeshift dance floor downstairs. You could still hear the bass from the music but it was muted now that bricks, mortar and semi soundproof glass separated you from it. It had been awhile since you’d gotten to unwind like this with your friends. It was a pleasant change to the monotony of work, eat ,sleep, repeat.  You leant on the balcony and let yourself zone out as you looked at the view from Cheol’s apartment. You wished you could see the stars more clearly but that was one of the compromises city living required. 
A hand lands on your shoulder, giving it a soft squeeze. The gesture was innocent but because your mind had been elsewhere you nearly jumped out of your skin from shock. A soft laugh came from behind you and you immediately knew who it was. Hoshi. “Sorry! I didn't mean to scare you.” 
You wave your hand to calm him down. “It’s ok Hoshi, I must have really let my mind wander while I was looking at the view. I didn’t even hear you come out here.”
He smiles at you, moving to stand next to you so he can look out at the view as well. “Yeah, it is something isn’t it?”
“Mmmhmm.” You hum in agreement.
“You should see it at sunset. Sometimes it looks like the entire city is ablaze… which sounds much worse than it is.” He laughs awkwardly. “I’m trying to say that it’s pretty.” His hand grazes your arm as he leans on the balcony, the action sending a fluttering feeling to your stomach. Weird. That wasn’t a feeling you ever associated with him and he was an affectionate person so it wasn’t rare for him to touch you.
You weren’t sure what was different about this touch. You wanted him to do it again, to see if that feeling was a fluke or if it would happen again. You were staring at his arm, not noticing how his gaze softened as he watched you. He decides to throw caution to the wind and call you out on it. “Hey, my eyes are up here y’know.” 
You felt your face heat up in embarrassment as you realise you’ve been blatantly staring at him. You didn’t know what had come over you but you felt like you were seeing him for the first time. Hoshi had always been in your friend group, and the two of you had always gotten along but you had never felt some type of way about him. Until now apparently. Obviously you were going to have to play it cool since he’s always treated you like family so there’s no way he would look at you and feel any type of way but familial. Which was ok. 
“Cute.” He smiles at you, poking your cheek when your eyes don’t meet his. “Hey, why are you embarrassed?”
“I’m not okay?” You huff, which only causes his smile to grow. “Shut up.” 
“I didn’t even say anything!” He grabs your chin and lifts your head, forcing you to look up at him. “But you are very cute when you’re embarrassed.” You stare into his eyes, unable to look away. He waits to see if you’ll look away but you don’t. You stare at him like you’re seeing him clearly for the first time in your life. You see the shift in his gaze as it moves from confused to curious to something more. “If you keep looking at me like that I’m going to kiss you.” Before you can begin to process his words, you feel the soft press of his lips on yours, the moment sending electricity throughout your body. You were too surprised by the action to kiss him back, and you feel him begin to pull back. Your brain finally snapped out of its daze and your lips chased his, not wanting the kiss to end. You press your lips into his, reciprocating the kiss. You feel him smile into the kiss as he realises that you want this, that you want him. 
He pulls you closer, causing a small gasp to escape your lips, and deepens the kiss as he allows himself to let go. His lips were soft and comforting but you could feel the desire that was there as well. His hand caressed your cheek before moving through your hair, down the back of your neck and settled on your waist as he pulled you closer. Your hands grip the front of his shirt, pulling him closer to you as you feel his tongue swipe across your bottom lip and you allow him access, wanting to feel more of him. You could taste one of those awful cocktails that he must have had earlier but you didn’t care.
The two of you broke apart to catch your breaths, the tension between you thick and heady. “I’m definitely not your boss, but would you like to get out of here?” He murmured as his fingers rubbed circles into your side.
“Only if you don’t mention my boss again.” You whisper.
He can’t stop himself from laughing which only sets you off as well. The palpable tension between you momentarily dissipates. “How does ramen at a late night diner followed by making out and some light groping sound?” He winks at you as he makes his proposition.
“Has that line ever worked for you?” Because you think it’s working on you. Because you think Hoshi might just charm the pants off you tonight if he’s lucky. Because you want him to keep kissing you. Because you want to see what else that mouth of his can do.
He shrugs as he waits for you to make a decision. “You tell me, this is the first time I’ve used it.”
“It shouldn’t work,” Except that he’s somehow perfected that dichotomy of silly and sexy. How had you never noticed before? What planet have you been living on to never notice before tonight? You could kick yourself.
“But…?” He asks, a hopeful smile on his face. How the fuck are you supposed to deny that face? From those warm and inviting eyes to those pinchable cheeks and that endearing smile. You couldn’t say no. Hoshi has always been someone who you found inviting but until very recently you hadn’t realised that the guy was actually hot. He’d always been the cute guy with a heart of gold but something had shifted for you in the past ten minutes. You were sober at this point so you couldn’t blame a haze of liquor for this epiphany. 
You grab his hand and smile. For some reason his cheesy pick up line has worked on you. Maybe you’re hungry, maybe his lips are just too inviting, maybe the warmth of your bodies is something you’re now thinking of exploring. “Let’s go.” You say. 
Maybe the truth is that you just have a crush on Hoshi and you’ve only just realised it.
A/N: Happy Birthday Hoshi. I had no plans on writing for him today but apparently my brain had other ideas so I hope you like it.
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sitp-recs · 8 months
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Hidden Gems: Special Edition
5 7 underrated works by @skeptiquewrites
It’s been ages since I did a Hidden Gems post so I’m probably a bit rusty but I thought this was the perfect way to celebrate our dear Tee. I’ve loved her work ever since the first fic I came across, and I am over the moon that she was the first fandom friend I was lucky to meet in person earlier this month! We immediately hit it off and had the BEST time around - dinner at a cute Vietnamese place, a walk along the canal, ice cream treats while talking fandom & life. A perfect date night that could have been pulled out from one of her fabulous summery fics if you ask me 😌
It was even harder to choose how to celebrate her birthday having met such a lovely person - after many single recs and lists I was like “what else is there???” But after some thinking with the help of my partner in crime @sweet-s0rr0w I came up with the idea of boosting some of my favourite hidden gems by Tee, fics that I don’t see recced often but deserve all the attention and buzz. They will tug at your heartstrings and make you fall even more in love - not only with Drarry but with summer aesthetics, its endless possibilities, and with Tee’s quiet, charming, elegant, wistful and seductive writing.
These are all shorts but each perfectly placed word and well executed plot contain new and unique universes. Each clever line and lush dose of mutual want - either followed by delicious smut or equally sexy doses of quiet intimacy - fill me with different but wonderful emotions. I think the banner pic translates very well one of the best feelings I experience reading her fics: how special it is to celebrate the little things, how powerful yet vulnerable we are when facing the inevitability of falling in love, how one magical second spent on summer nights, as fleeting and removed from our traditional sense of time and space as they might be, can last forever. I hope the fics and quotes I selected below give you a tiny taste of the magic contained in each one of her short, brilliant love stories. Happiest of birthdays, my dear friend! ♥️
⌛️ light that covers us (T, 117 words)
Lovers in dangerous line of work.
"Always on borrowed time," a singer croons in the background. Draco turns up the Wireless. “God, I hate that song."
🗓️ Four Seasons (M, 2k)
A romance in four seasons.
There was something lovely about being out of excuses, Harry thought. Everything was possible. "What are you in it for, then?" Harry asked as they crossed the threshold.
🌊 On The Shore (T, 3k)
Draco takes up wild swimming. Harry joins him.
Harry turns his face towards the sun and he doesn’t quite smile, but there is something content in his expression that makes Draco a little more willing to share this place.
🎸 Lights Down Low (T, 4k)
“Will we ever learn? We’ve been here before.” Recording the Hallows' fifth album with Draco brings up the past in a way Harry’s never expected.
The music’s a little wistful, haunting even with no words, recorded in the middle of the night. Harry has done this dozens of times before and for other people. There is no way he has forgotten how to write a song.
🎇 No Distance (E, 5k)
Harry doesn’t believe in resolutions, because a new year doesn’t mean feeling any different. But something feels possible, meeting Draco again in Zurich. The past is the past, but the future can be different. Sequel to Nothing Left to Burn.
“Poor thing,” Draco responds and presses his lips to the back of Harry’s hand. It's a little mocking, but Harry's heart hasn’t taken the memo.
Bonus 1: fresh out of Bodice Ripper!
🎤 The Real Thing (M, 5k)
Harry only means to cheer Draco up after a terrible breakup. He doesn't mean to fall in love.
“I don’t know that he cared what I wanted. I don’t know if he knew what I wanted.” Harry wanted to ask Draco what he wanted, the exact contours of what might please him and how.
Bonus 2: Femslash!
🧣She Was Pretty (E, 4k) - Lavender/Parvati
In the aftermath of the war, Lavender Brown rediscovers herself in a tiny flat above her Diagon Alley tea shop. Parvati helps.
Her mother offers her pity mostly, raw and cloying. But there is love there too. She clucks at her the second day Lavender is home after a month spent in hospital. “They didn’t braid your hair tight enough, Lavvy. Come here.”
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liaromancewriter · 3 years
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Newly Wed Wednesday: The Wedding
You're cordially invited to an intimate affair at the Valentine family estate in Newport to celebrate the inevitability of Ethan Ramsey and Cassie Valentine...
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I did a text fic and a pic fic about their wedding quite recently, so please do check them out for more details. Also catch up on last week's Newly Wed edition where family and friends discuss their relationship right after the wedding.
Thanks to Bree (@jamespotterthefirst) for this beautiful template and keeping the tradition going.
What happened...
They were married on July 15, 2022 at the Valentine family's estate in Newport, Rhode Island. So their wedding was somewhat local to them.
Ethan and Cassie very wisely left all the planning and organization to Olivia Valentine and Sienna.
They didn't have official wedding colors, but given the location and the season, there were elements of the beach and the natural summer beauty of the estate to bring it all to life.
The guest list was meant to be family and close friends only, but given the Valentine family's size and standing in the community, there were a little over 100 people.
There was no official dress code, but everyone still wore formal attire since most of Cassie's family doesn't know any other way to be and her friends wanted an excuse to dress up.
He wore a black suit with satin lapel and her wedding dress was champagne rather than off-white. It was elegant in its simplicity with a beaded top that gave it a vintage look.
Ethan was ready to sweep her away for an early honeymoon as soon as he saw her walking down the aisle.
A string quartet played Pachelbel's Canon in D for the ceremony. The reception had a DJ but Aurora was responsible for the music selection. (edit: Their first dance was to their song, "Dream a Little Dream.")
Instead of gifts, the couple asked guests to donate to a charity in the Boston area that provides free health care to the poor, the homeless and those that can't afford it.
They did sneak off to make out in the treehouse that was Cassie's hideaway when she was younger. Max covered for them.
The wedding was classy and understated, relaxed and romantic, just like the couple it celebrated.
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shadlad24 · 3 years
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More Funny Little Moments #1: Season 1, Episodes 1-12
So, I decided to do this post after all. Halp. LOL Because I apparently LOVE giving myself a bunch of unnecessary work, I decided to choose two to three extra moments, per episode! SUPER halp! X’D Anyway, these are moments that didn’t make the cut for my FFLM series because: my sense of humor is a little weird, they were gonna be too much work (LOL/Siiigh), I like to highlight patterns, and I don’t like a lot of repetition. [Links to each FFLM along the bottom of the post. :)]
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Let’s start with something I originally agreed with other fans on but have since changed my mind. A lot of people didn’t like this part of “Chariots of War” because it seems so ludicrous that Xena would forget her chakram anywhere. Well, let me tell you! This lady has left her weapons behind most episodes thus far. I didn’t note it every time here (and especially didn’t bother with her whip) because that’d really overrun the post buuuuut… You’ll see. XD
1.01 Sins of the Past
Xena’s shift being so much dirtier than the little boy’s clothes though she’s high up off the ground, and he lives in smoked-out rubble.
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Yup. Xena forgot her sword (and later, her main saddlebag) at her mother’s tavern. Pft.
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Sorry these were kinda lame, but I didn’t want to re-use any more of the original fifteen points I made about this episode... Ah well. Moving on! (heh)
1.02 Chariots of War
Xena loses her sword after the chariot crash, taking up and discarding Sphaerus’s but walking off without her own. (See her front and back and both of Argo’s sides.)
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Gabrielle chewing Xena out, Xena being bummed about it, and Argo being surprised. X’D
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1.03 Dreamworker
This got me good. Gabrielle does Xena’s war cry so well here that I really thought it was Xena for a few seconds. Realizing it was GabbyWabs only made me chuckle more because she apparently can’t do it when it really counts in “The Greater Good.”
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Argo NOT being on Team Gabrielle. XD (Their feud is a little funny to me.)
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1.04 Cradle of Hope
Xena tossing aside her sword after killing Nemos. Extras even dance and celebrate right on top of it! Wut thuh?
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I decided to avoid mentioning Hope in the FFLM because Xena’s quote here is more ironic than comedic, and Gabrielle’s little face is just so sad, but I didn’t want to let it pass by entirely unremarked upon. At least GW gets to show off her oracle skills again? :’)
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1.05 The Path Not Taken
So, Xena and Gabrielle walk into a bar… Heh. No, but really, they enter this tavern for the first time ever, yet the bartender not only knows what they want, he knows that they’re coming and has their drinks waiting for them too. All Xena has to do is knock on the counter and nod to get her fire-breath alcohol/oil, and Gabrielle barely has the word “cider” out of her mouth before the guy hands it to her. Xena, like me, is duly amazed.
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Lucy, through Xena, making another timely anti-peanut statement. I just didn’t want to do the same thing twice back-to-back in the FFLM. X)
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1.06 The Reckoning
Gabrielle thinking along the same lines Xena and I did about this poor excuse for a judge.
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Me not being well-versed in ancient Greek heroes and picturing the fool who Draco killed so handily in the first episode. heh
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1.07 The Titans
I’ll let Xena explain this one. …Mostly. I can’t believe Gabrielle not only sassed the Titans such that she unashamedly put Xena and Phyleus in danger too, but also kinda got this (admittedly awful) town demolished and didn’t lift a finger to actually help anyone in the temple. Tsk tsk. XP
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So… Hyperion here can smash homes and businesses that were probably well-built and reinforced and all, but he can’t get his hand out of a stocks-cuff that was made in a single evening with scraps from those destroyed buildings. He also, inexplicably, has no use of his left hand or the power-breath that he used to knock Gabrielle over. Okie. XD
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1.08 Prometheus
Is this really a thing? I was giggling quite a bit in disbelief that severed windpipes can heal. Like, perforated is one thing; completely bisected? Yeah, I don’t think so.
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Gabrielle being incredulous upon learning that Xena has other friends, realizing what the warrior princess means, and then wondering if that could be her one day. 
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   1.09 Death in Chains
Gabrielle enjoying watching Xena kill someone for the first time, then quickly realizing that fact. Whoops.
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I found this moment really odd and then kind of hilarious. This poor dying old woman begs for water and goes ignored not only by the hospice workers, but also Talus and Gabrielle. Then Talus decides to be helpful. Gabrielle goes to the woman and lets her talk a lot (undoubtedly drying her mouth and throat even more), hears that Xena might be in danger, and then just… leaves. Talus goes with her, not having gotten water from the well after all. What a couple of jerks! XD
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1.10 Hooves & Harlots
I really don’t know why Gabrielle kept making this face as Terreis died, but it tickled my funny bone too. So, I provided alternate subs to go with it. [Did you notice how she kind of cringes when Terreis tries to hold her hand and then just lets the Amazon flop once she’s died, flinging her hand aside like, “Ew, get it off me!”? What was that all about? X”) Hm… maybe she has an aversion to dying people, and that’s why she abandoned the old lady last episode?]
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Gabrielle being a smart aleck, just like me, because Phantes’s complaint here is so ludicrous. But then you see the close-up of little hoofies in cuffs too, and, if you’re anything like me too, kinda just topple over laughing. The poor actual horse they did this to, though, man! What even?
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Gosh, this episode was chockfull of hilarity, eh? Why did this happen? Gabby, take it away!
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1.11 The Black Wolf
I laughed at this too. But now I wonder. Is Xerxes related to Caesar and/or connected to Rome or something? Because Xena does this twice around them too. In “When in Rome,” she jokes that the two guards lost playing tag with her, and in “A Good Day” she informs Pompey that if there were more guards hiding around their meeting space, then she would have had more helmets. heh Oh, Xenie. I think I know why Gabrielle’s turning out to be such a little punk ...or vice versa? Is Gabrielle actually a bit of a bad influence on Xena? XP
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So, this fight just struck me as really odd. Xena passes her sword to Flora though she (Xena) needs to battle the big boss of the episode, and… actually, is totally right. The king throws a single wide-ass punch, waits while Xena kicks the guy behind her a few times, lets himself get kicked in the face a couple of times, and then comes at her with a little piece of chain, presumably from the restraints that were intended to keep Flora in place during her execution. Sir, you have a sword! A giant sword, right there on your hip! What are you doing? Then, when Xena kicks him a final time and sends him flying, his (supposed-to-be) metal armor is no match for the splintered wood of the axe she broke earlier. …Okie. XD XD XD   *gif below*
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Xena once again leaves her chakram somewhere. …And I am now imagining this being part of Gabrielle’s maid duties: the poor kid has to go find Xena’s weapons each night and bring them back to her. I’m especially imaging the fluffball hilariously, adorably struggling to get the chakram out of things like this wall, as she did with Xena’s sword in the tree stump in “Dreamworker,” but more parallel to the floor. Cuuuute! XD
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This plus this 
*pic + GIF below*:
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1.12 Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts
This scene too really made me wonder, though amused as well. Why is Gabrielle so surprised that the only city nearby, that they were headed to, is the one they find? Is she really being that loud? Is Xena goofing around with the bootlaces question? Why startle Gabrielle and then yank her into enemy territory screaming, when what you want is quiet? What’s with the trapdoor-spider soldiers? Xena’s pose throwing the chakram. XD Gabrielle mostly featherlight dance-y moves through the battlefield. XD XD XD Why is it that when Xena tells Gabrielle to stick right behind her, Gabrielle disappears? And what was with the bucket-sitting soldier? Gabrielle is like, “Oh; no, thank you!” when she sees him and turns tail. Then Xena ...follows her. “We’re goin’ this way! Now we’re goin’ that way!” But they still end up dead-ahead from where they burst out of the bushes. XD That was ridiculous and nonsensical, and I’m very confused but had lots of fun. heheheh  *gif below* [ETA: Darn! The original file was too big, so I had to remake the GIF and cut quite a few things out. :( Sorry]
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Xena’s outta-nowhere crusade to emasculate Deiphobus coming full-circle. What was that all about?
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Welp, I hope you had as much fun as I originally and then later did. Not so much in the middle with the collage-and-GIF-making and editing and redoing, but; y’know. XD Wouldn’t trade it for …Hm… Nevermind. LOL
If you missed any of the FFLMs, then please click on the corresponding number-links below. :D
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literaryeagle · 5 years
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Brr, it's cold outside! Time to get some warm and fuzzy feelings by watching a romantic comedy... I'm talking about the Venom movie, of course! But it's very, very cold outside, so clearly I should combat that by getting four different limited editions of Venom. That's my excuse, anyway. Heh. Take a look at these beauties:
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They're all so amazing! Keep reading for more pictures and information about each of these limited editions! (NOTE: This post is image-heavy.)
In the previous image, the one in the upper left corner is Target's limited edition of Venom. It comes with a Photo Gallery Book containing some pictures from the movie, and also behind the scenes photographs. The pics are framed by symbiote tendrils, which is pretty neat. Here's a sample:
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Want to see one more picture from the photo book? Okay, I'll scan one, so you can get a good look at it. Check out this nice pic of Eddie:
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Moving on, the next one is Walmart's limited edition. The packaging for this particular limited edition is larger than the other ones, because it comes with a "retro action figure"! What a fun idea! The best part about the action figure is that its mouth is open, so you can see Venom's long tongue. Or at least, I happen to think that's the best part, ha ha! Take a look here:
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Okay, now I'll talk about Best Buy's limited edition, which comes in a SteelBook case with nifty art on it. I couldn't seem to get a decent picture of it with my camera, so I had to use my scanner instead. Here's the artwork on the front:
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Do you see how the gory strands stretched between Venom's jaws actually spell out "VENOM"? That's pretty cool, but I sure hope the symbiote uses a toothbrush before kissing Eddie again! Sadly, I don't know the name of the artist who made this exciting illustration, otherwise I would credit them here. If someone knows, please drop me a line and I'll add that information! The artist's signature is on the back of the SteelBook case, but I can't read it. Speaking of the back, there's more art there:
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Wow, look at all those beautiful, gooey tendrils. The artist's signature is in the lower right corner, but it's gray on black, so my scanner couldn't pick it up very well. Augh! At any rate, I think the artist did a really good job on both the front and back.  Sadly, there is no additional artwork on the inside of the case, which is too bad because I would have liked to see more!
Next, here is Amazon's limited edition, which has special packaging illustrated by Marko Manev. It's some kind of cardboard casing, instead of a SteelBook. Here's the front:
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It's a fun picture, and it actually continues onto the back of the case, where you can see poor Eddie flying off his motorcycle:
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Yikes! Don't worry, Eddie, your goofriend won't let you die! By the way, the inside of the packaging contains more art. Yay! Here it is:
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Gotta love that tongue, heh. By the way, if you're wondering where the heck the discs are, the DVD and the Blu-ray slide out of the sides, like this:
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So, which limited edition of Venom is your favorite? Personally, I like the Target version the best, because I'm a sucker for art books. Each limited edition is fun in its own way, though, so I'm glad to have them.
This was my first post about Venom, but it will not be the last! Keep checking my blog for more Venom content!
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thewritehag · 4 years
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From Under the Worm Moon
Below are links and pics of DIY stuff that are useful. Feel free to add on to this with your own suggestions.
I decided to shift my witching towards a more practical route before the pandemic broke. Specifically, I made the decision on March 9th when I learned what the Worm Moon is.
My first step, further incentivized by other outside factors, was to switch to homemade cloth pads. I used Luna Wolf’s free pattern (giving her a tip when I had the money to do so) and made a variety of sizes with scrap fabric I have around the house (including old t-shirts and towels):
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please excuse my poor edges; it’s been a long time since I’ve used a serger. as for the rest of the uneven stitching, I believe I’m cursed. no matter how careful I am, they always come out awkward. whatever, they still work.
Late last week, I read glumshoe’s post about wearing masks to go shopping. Since panic-buyers have made a run on everything, from TP to first-aid essentials (and flour for some reason (quick tip: flour doesn’t keep for very long, just 3-6 months)), I made three pairs of my owns masks:
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I used this pattern and this tutorial (felt filter) to make them. Don’t do what I did and cut your pattern out before reading the instructions. I’m just used to seam allowances being included in the pattern, itself. *shrug*
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Do you like my fabric choices? Too on the nose?
The other four, I gave to my folks for when they go out and about during these plague times. Reason being is best explained in @glumshoe’s post above, but also because I live with my parents; I pay rent, buy groceries, work, and keep unfortunate relatives from horning in, and I do everything I can to keep them safe (especially with that last one).
Both my parents are at higher risk for Covid-19 because of age, but especially since diabetes is a factor. See Max Brooks’ video for a good explanation about how, even though I would probably be okay if I am exposed to the virus, I could still bring it home. The masks work to a) remind people to keep a good distance from me each other and b) simply work.
My future plans include both a kitchen and a medicinal garden (also a garden for making beer and gruit (beer without the hops, basically), which do count as medicinal), and making a buttload of handkerchiefs. Since the panic-buyers have made everything either desolation or very expensive, I’m going back to the old ways. Once I get those things done and/or started, I’ll add to this post with the handy-dandy links I’ll end up using.
I’m also putting this guide and future edits/revisions/additions to my Patreon; I have a memoir idea about this and the almanac moons, so will thus inflict my readers.
If anyone has any suggestions or requests for tutorials, projects, recipes, etc, hit me up. Feel free to add to this.
PS I had no idea Max Brooks of World War Z was at all related to the King of Slapstick, Mel Brooks. I mean, it makes sense.
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welovekpopscenarios · 7 years
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You have received a message (Yoongi x Reader)
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Admin: Mimi
Description: Just your daily texts between yourself and Yoongi, two people who love each other to the moon and back – you’re just too blind to see it.
Fandom: BTS
Genre: Angst, fluff
Pairing: Yoongi x Reader
Warnings: language
Word Count: 3512
Authors Note: So, this was a fic I had started a while back, but only got to finishing now. I love Yoongi so, so fucking much and I really wanted to write something for him, and I also wanted to try something interesting with writing, so you have this weird texting format (since I’m not cool enough to make the actual fake text pics lmao). I hope it isn’t too hard to understand the names of each person messaging. Now that I think about this, this is kinda a mess lol, it seems kinda rushed to me, but I didn’t know any other way to pace it? but I figured if I never posted it, it’ll just sit there on my computer. So, I hope you enjoy regardless of what a trainwreck this is, and happy reading.
EDIT: This fic is better suited to be read on a computer, since it didn’t come out the best on mobile, but I hope that doesn’t ruin your experience!
 - MOBILE VERSION -
Usernames
Reader: memekween               pepeswife
Yoongi: suga daddy               gramps               Yoongs
Namjoon: Music Man
Jin: jinandjuice
Jhope/Hoseok: Hobo
Jimin: Jiminy Cricket               ChimChim
Taehyung: Tea☕
Jungkook: jungcock
                                      You have received a message
                                                   7th May 2017
(09:06pm)
memekween: hey hey suga daddy
                                                                   suga daddy: please don’t call me that
memekween: but u are my suga daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
                                                                   suga daddy: please don’t send that                                                                                              face either
                                                                   suga daddy: what do you want
memekween: wow
memekween: r00d
memekween: I was gonna ask if you wanted to hang out with the most amazing person in this world
memekween: out of the goodness of my heart
memekween: but I don’t need this abuse smh
                                                                   suga daddy: do you even realise                                                                                                  what time it is?
memekween: yes
memekween: and?
                                                                   suga daddy: it’s late and I’m busy
memekween: busy doing nothing?
                                                                   suga daddy: exactly
memekween: ugh
memekween: I just wanted to know if you wanted to get some food
                                                                   suga daddy: ah, so you just want to                                                                                            use my money for food
memekween: not exactly
memekween: who do you take me for? lmao
memekween: I also wanted to chat to my bestest friend in the whole wide world
memekween: cuz guess who got dumped today :DDD
memekween: hint – is ya girl
                                                                   suga daddy: fuck
                                                                   suga daddy: you ok?
memekween: yeah, I’m fine
memekween: kinda saw it coming, we weren’t working well
memekween: at least it was only a month together, you know?
memekween: could have been worse
memekween: it just sucks, I guess
memekween: I kinda liked him
                                                                   suga daddy: my shoes are on
                                                                   suga daddy: I assume you’re at                                                                                                  home
                                                                   suga daddy: get ready
memekween: thank youuuu
memekween: I love you
                                                                  suga daddy: sure
memekween: take me somewhere fancy
                                                                  suga daddy: I’m taking you to burger                                                                                           king
memekween: fine dining ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°) only the best from you
                                                                  suga daddy: I really hate those faces
memekween: send one to me
memekween: experience the power of the lenny face meme
                                                                  suga daddy: no
memekween: pleaseeeee??? I’m feeling sad rn…
                                                                  suga daddy: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
memekween: a lenny face in true yoongi fashion
memekween: thank you
                                                                  suga daddy: whatever, I’m leaving                                                                                               now
                                                                  suga daddy: see you in a few
memekween: see you, yoongi
(Read 09:13pm)
                     You have received a message in the group chat
                                                  ‘we dem boiiiizz’
                                                    21st May 2017
Jiminy Cricket: Hey guys! Do you guys wanna go bowling next weekend?
Jiminy Cricket: I just realised we haven’t done anything as a group in a while
Jiminy Cricket: I thought it would be a nice idea 😊
Hobo: Yeah, I’d be up for it!
Tea☕: Yeah, me too :D
Music Man: Sure
jinandjuice: This could be fun!
pepeswife: coolio, chimchim 😊
                                                                  gramps: eh
jungcock: sounds cool, I’m in
                                                                  gramps: ok I’m definitely not going                                                                                        now
Hobo: Me either bye I’m busy doing anything else that day
Tea☕: Same, I suddenly have plans
pepeswife: woops I’ve to water my bread, or smth of that nature
pepeswife: sorry, can’t make it
Music Man: LMAO
jinandjuice: Omg
jungcock: what? Wtf
Jiminy Cricket: C’mon guys…
pepeswife: I’m not going if junglebook is going
jungcock: wtf why? What the hell did I do??
                                                                  gramps: you’re competitive as shit
pepeswife: yeah, and you always win
Tea☕: it’s not gonna be fun for the rest of us
jungcock: I can’t help it that I’m good at everything ‎😏
Hobo: I hate you
jungcock: fuck you too, neigh neigh
jinandjuice: stop fighting lol
Jiminy Cricket: Yeah! It’ll be fun, I promise! We can all team up against Jungkook!
jungcock: HEY
Tea☕: Now that is an idea I can get behind
jungcock: fuck you all
jungcock: I’m still gonna win
Music Man: What do we get if we win?
                                                                   gramps: yeah what are the riches for                                                                                   the winners
Jiminy Cricket: Uh
Jiminy Cricket: Nothing?
pepeswife: now you see
pepeswife: that isn’t very enticing
Hobo: Yeah, you can do better than that
Music Man: Try again lol
Jiminy Cricket: Omg
Jiminy Cricket: Ok, we can all pitch in for pizza afterwards
jinandjuice: It’s not much of a prize if everyone has to pay for it
                                                                   gramps: yeah, this isn’t convincing                                                                                       me
Jiminy Cricket: OMG I DON’T KNOW
Jiminy Cricket: I HAVEN’T ANY OTHER IDEAS
Tea☕: Let’s calm down now
jinandjuice: I have a coupon for a free burger at Burger King
jinandjuice: Winner gets that
                                                                   gramps: sounds good enough
                                                                   gramps: I like free food
jungcock: same
pepeswife: same
Music Man: cool with me
Hobo: same here
Tea☕: I’m ok with that
Jiminy Cricket: You people have very low standards
Hobo: Burger King is delicious
Music Man: Yeah, that isn’t low standards
pepeswife: yeah, Burger King is my jam
pepeswife: isn’t that right yoongi
                                                                   gramps: you make me buy you some                                                                                    like every day
                                                                   gramps: I’m broke because of you
pepeswife: excuse me
pepeswife: it isn’t every day
pepeswife: it’s like, every two days
jinandjuice: LOL
pepeswife: and forgive me for having expensive tastes
pepeswife: a girl likes to have the finer things in life
Jiminy Cricket: I wouldn’t class Burger King as one of the finer things in life
pepeswife: are you judging me and my poor life
Jiminy Cricket: Omg no!
Hobo: Smh you were Jimin
Hobo: Shame on you
Tea☕: Low blow, chimchim
Jiminy Cricket: OMG STOP
Jiminy Cricket: Are we going bowling next weekend or not??
pepeswife: I’m up for beating Jungkook
Hobo: Same!
Music Man: Me too
                                                                   gramps: me too
jinandjuice: Let’s crush him
Tea☕: No mercy
jungcock: you’re all assholes
jinandjuice: Children shouldn’t swear
jinandjuice: I raised you better than this
jungcock: go fuck yourself
Music Man: Yoongi, stop teaching the baby how to curse
                                                                   gramps: my bad
jungcock: I’m going to throw a bowling ball at each of your faces
Tea☕: Violent
pepeswife: the child has severe anger issues
jungcock: I’m going to bed
jungcock: bye
jungcock: I’ll be there next week to win
Hobo: And so the child rests
Jiminy Cricket: Ok! So it’s sorted!
Jiminy Cricket: I can’t wait!
Jiminy Cricket: I’m going to bed too, I’ll text you tomorrow!
Jiminy Cricket: Night!
Hobo: I’m gonna go to sleep too
Hobo: Early start tomorrow
Hobo: Night everyone :D
Music Man: I think we should all sleep, it’s late
Music Man: Night
pepeswife: night night <3
jinandjuice: Rest well everyone!
                                                                   gramps: night
Tea☕: Sleep is for the weak
                                                                   gramps: if you wake me up at 3am                                                                                       texting the groupchat
                                                                   gramps: because you’re freaking out                                                                                     about aliens again
                                                                   gramps: I will end your life
Tea☕: Gotta blast
Tea☕: Night! ^^;
(Read 01:37am)
                                     You have received a message
                                                   24th May 2017
memekween: well this date isn’t going well
memekween: sigh
memekween: he started talking about how much of
memekween: ‘a babe’
memekween: his ex was
                                                                   suga daddy: wait
                                                                   suga daddy: you’re on another date?
memekween: yeah
memekween: I thought I told you this?
memekween: oh wait maybe that was jin
                                                                   suga daddy: oh
                                                                   suga daddy: well thanks for telling                                                                                              me
memekween: lol I’m sorry yoongi
                                                                   suga daddy: sure
memekween: ??
memekween: uh ok
memekween: what’s the mood about?
                                                                   suga daddy: I’m not in a mood
                                                                   suga daddy: also isn’t this like the                                                                                                100th date this week
memekween: uh wtf? I’ve only been on 2 dates
memekween: sorry if I want to find the love of my life
memekween: wtf is wrong with you tonight?
                                                                   suga daddy: there’s nothing wrong                                                                                              with me
                                                                   suga daddy: you just go on a lot of                                                                                              dates
                                                                   suga daddy: you should stop wasting                                                                                          your time
                                                                   suga daddy: especially on guys like                                                                                            that
                                                                   suga daddy: you can do better
memekween: oh, and I suppose you know what’s better
memekween: do you?
memekween: give me a break
memekween: at least I try
memekween: when’s the last time you’ve been on a date?
                                                                   suga daddy: I haven’t been                                                                                                          interested in anyone                                                                                                lately
memekween: you haven’t been interested in anyone
memekween: ever
memekween: I don’t understand why you’re judging me
                                                                   suga daddy: whatever
                                                                   suga daddy: you’re so blind
                                                                   suga daddy: have fun on your ‘date’
memekween: wtf do you mean I’m blind?
memekween: yoongi?
memekween: hello???
memekween: wow
memekween: ok then
memekween: when you get your head out of your ass
memekween: you can talk to me again
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                                                  ‘we dem boiiiizz’
                                                    28th May 2017
Hobo: I can’t believe Jungkook actually won
Hobo: Again
Hobo: I trained for years
Hobo: Honing my bowling skills
Hobo: Learning and meditating with the masters of the bowl
Hobo: Only to be bested
Hobo: By a mere child
jungcock: I told you it was going to happen
jungcock: no one can beat me
jungcock: I’ll enjoy my whopper while washing it down with a nice cold glass
jungcock: of your tears
Tea☕: you’re like 5 how did you beat us
jungcock: because I have the strength of the gods
jinandjuice: And because he eats the vegetables I give him
jungcock: and because I eat the vegetables Jin gives me
pepeswife: do you lace those vegetables with steroids or something
jinandjuice: Just how mother made it
Tea☕: omfg...
Jiminy Cricket: Tonight was fun, though!
Jiminy Cricket: Did everyone enjoy themselves?
Hobo: Yeah, I had a great time!
jinandjuice: We haven’t hung out like that in a long time
jinandjuice: I’m glad we did
jungcock: yeah, it was really fun
Music Man: Y/N certainly enjoyed herself
pepeswife: excuse me, Namjoon?
pepeswife: I have no idea what you’re talking about
pepeswife: suddenly I can’t read
Music Man: Hmm, ok
Music Man: But you can flirt back with the worker at the bowling alley perfectly
Tea☕: Oh yeah!
Tea☕: You got quite cosy with them, didn’t you?
Tea☕: ;)))))
Music Man: Yeah, lol
Music Man: She barely focused on the game
pepeswife: listen
pepeswife: they were nice, I’ll admit
pepeswife: but I don’t know if it will go anywhere
Hobo: You never know!
Hobo: You got their number, didn’t you?
pepeswife: yeah…
Hobo: So go for it!
Tea☕: Yeah, they seem nice!
pepeswife: idk…
jungcock: if they ever give you hassle
jungcock: they’ll have to go through me
jinandjuice: no one will ever hurt my favourite child
Jiminy Cricket: Favourite child?!
jungcock: I thought I was your favourite
jinandjuice: I love you all equally
jinandjuice: but Y/N doesn’t give me pity laughs when I make jokes
Music Man: Are you sure about that?
pepeswife: i d nOT GIVE PITY LAUGHS
pepeswife: JIN IS HILARIOUS
jinandjuice: thank you Y/N :’)
Tea☕: ANYWAY
Tea☕: It wouldn’t be us doing the beating up
Tea☕: It would be Yoongi, tbh
Music Man: True, actually
Music Man: Speaking of
Music Man: He’s been quiet in the chat, and all night actually
Hobo: Yeah! Yoongi, man, where are you?
                                                                   gramps: I’m here
Tea☕: You’re quiet tonight
                                                                   gramps: don’t have much to say
jinandjuice: What’s wrong?
                                                                   gramps: nothing
                                                                   gramps: I’m just tired
jungcock: when aren’t you lol
Music Man: What did you think of the person Y/N was talking to
Music Man: Think you could take em in a fight if you had to?
                                                                   gramps: I don’t care
                                                                   gramps: she can do whatever the hell                                                                                   she wants
                                                                   gramps: I’m not watching over her                                                                                         like shes some kid
                                                                   gramps: it’s her problem if something                                                                                   happens
Hobo: …damn
Tea☕: Uh that was kinda cold Yoongi
Music Man: We were only joking
jinandjuice: Did something happen, guys?
jungcock: you’ve been acting weird all night
jungcock: moodier than usual
Jiminy Cricket: Guys…
                                                                   gramps: nothing happened
                                                                   gramps: I’m going to bed
                                                                   gramps: night
Hobo: Yoongi?
jinandjuice: Y/N did something happen??
pepeswife: uh idk
pepeswife: I’m tired too tho
pepeswife: so I’m gonna sleep now
pepeswife: night
Tea☕: Y/N? Wth?
jungcock: Y/N?
Jiminy Cricket: Just drop it guys.
Jiminy Cricket: Maybe they just need space.
Music Man: But what happened?
Jiminy Cricket: I don’t know, but we should all sleep
Jiminy Cricket: All of us asking won’t help.
Tea☕: I guess you’re right.
Tea☕: I’m gonna sleep, so. Night everyone
jungcock: yeah, me too. hopefully everything is fine in the morning
jungcock: see ya
jinandjuice: I hope they’re ok…
Music Man: I’m sure they’ll tell us. We should sleep. Night guys
Hobo: Night, I’m leaving too
jinandjuice: Alright…night.
jinandjuice: I hope everything works out.
Jiminy Cricket: I’m sure it will. You know them
Jiminy Cricket: they never fight for long
jinandjuice: I hope you’re right. Night Jimin.
Jiminy Cricket: Night, hyung.
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                                     You have received a message
                                                   28th May 2017
ChimChim: What happened?
                                                                   Yoongs: nothing
                                                                   Yoongs: like I said
ChimChim: I’m not stupid, Yoongi.
ChimChim: I knew there was something up
ChimChim: The two of you had been acting weird all night
ChimChim: You’d barely look at each other let alone talk
ChimChim: And when she started talking to that worker
ChimChim: You got even worse, and spent the night glaring at the poor dude
ChimChim: So I want you to stop avoiding the question, Yoongi.
                                                                   Yoongs: Nothing
                                                                   Yoongs: Happened
                                                                   Yoongs: I was just in a mood
                                                                   Yoongs: end of story
                                                                   Yoongs: now leave me the fuck alone
ChimChim: Yoongi, it’s me
ChimChim: You know you can trust me
ChimChim: You don’t have to keep everything bottled up
ChimChim: What happened between you and Y/N?
ChimChim: Was it because you didn’t like the person she was talking to?
ChimChim: I know you’re protective of her
ChimChim: Do you think they wouldn’t be good enough for her?
                                                                   Yoongs: see
                                                                   Yoongs: that’s the fucking thing
                                                                   Yoongs: no one is ever good enough                                                                                   for her
                                                                   Yoongs: they never will be
                                                                   Yoongs: because she deserves the                                                                                       world
                                                                   Yoongs: and it fucking kills me to see                                                                                   her go on date after date
                                                                   Yoongs: or go through relationship                                                                                       after relationship
                                                                   Yoongs: knowing I’ll never be fucking                                                                                   one of them
ChimChim: I’m…
ChimChim: Yoongi…I didn’t realise you felt this way..
ChimChim: Do you...like her?
                                                                   Yoongs: Of course I do
                                                                   Yoongs: actually no
                                                                   Yoongs: I don’t just ‘like her’
                                                                   Yoongs: I love her
                                                                   Yoongs: I fucking have since we were                                                                                         teenagers and
                                                                   Yoongs: fuck
                                                                   Yoongs: I hate everything so much
                                                                   Yoongs: and idk if I can be her friend                                                                                           anymore
                                                                   Yoongs: because I honestly feel like                                                                                       my heart is shattering into a                                                                                           million fucking pieces
                                                                   Yoongs: every time she goes on                                                                                           dates
                                                                   Yoongs: and not even just by that
                                                                   Yoongs: every time she smiles, or                                                                                            laughs, I know I can never                                                                                          say that she’s mine
                                                                   Yoongs: and I try to be a good friend                                                                                             for her
                                                                   Yoongs: but every time I’m near her                                                                                         my heart beats like crazy
                                                                   Yoongs: and I feel like a stupid kid
                                                                   Yoongs: and I love every single bit                                                                                             about her
                                                                   Yoongs: and I mean every single bit
                                                                   Yoongs: with all my heart
                                                                   Yoongs: but I know she’ll never be                                                                                              mine
                                                                   Yoongs: and I honestly don’t know if I                                                                                       can go through it anymore
                                                                   Yoongs: and I don’t care if I’m being                                                                                 ��         selfish
                                                                   Yoongs: I can’t live a life without her                                                                                        but I don’t want to live a life                                                                                          where I’m not hers
                                                                   Yoongs: where she won’t love me                                                                                               back
                                                                  (Read 12:03)
                                                                   Yoongs: jimin
                                                                   Yoongs: jimin where the fuck did you                                                                                           go
                                                                   Yoongs: are you serious right now?
                                                                   Yoongs: fucking hell
(Sent 12:10am)
ChimChim: I don’t think that’s your choice to make
                                                                  Yoongs: what choice?
ChimChim: Her loving you.
ChimChim: You don’t know what her answer would be.
                                                                  Yoongs: yes I do
                                                                  Yoongs: she’d never be with me
                                                                  Yoongs: we’re ‘just friends’ in her eyes
                                                                  Yoongs: and it’s too late to be                                                                                                      anything else
ChimChim: Y/N lives near you, doesn’t she?
                                                                  Yoongs: what?
ChimChim: Y/N. She’s close by your apartment, isn’t she?
                                                                  Yoongs: yeah, around 10 mins away
                                                                  Yoongs: wtf
                                                                  Yoongs: why?
                                                                  Yoongs: you hardly want me to go                                                                                            over there and profess my                                                                                          love, do you?
                                                                  Yoongs: cuz it’s not going to happen
ChimChim: No, you don’t have to do that.
ChimChim: You just have to be ready to answer the door in a few minutes.
                                                                  Yoongs: wait what?
                                                                  Yoongs: what the fuck?
                                                                  Yoongs: Jimin wtf do you mean by                                                                                            that?
ChimChim: Goodnight, Yoongi.
ChimChim: And good luck.
                                                                 Yoongs: jimin?
                                                                 Yoongs: JIMIN??
Before Yoongi could barrage Jimin with more questions about his cryptic messages, a faint knocking sound could be heard from where Yoongi lay fuming on his bed.
His eyes widened, and he shot up straight in bed, staying silent. Maybe if he didn’t answer, they’d go away? Just when he thought he was in the clear, the knocking came again, this time stronger, and Yoongi gulped, standing up to drag his feet to the front door, opening it reluctantly.
He was greeted to the sight of you bent over and panting heavily, as if you had just sprinted here (you had), clutching your phone in your hand. You tilted your head up at the sound of his door creaking open, and you stared at him with wide eyes, as he did the same to you.
Regaining your breath, you straightened up and shuffled awkwardly on your feet.
“Can I…come in? I need to talk to you,” you whispered, and Yoongi’s heart dropped to his stomach. Was this where you were going to get rid of him from your life for good? He knows you haven’t been talking since your argument, and he knows he said he couldn’t be your friend anymore, but now when the situation was right in front of him, he was terrified. He couldn’t lose you.
He wordlessly stepped aside, keeping his gaze on his feet and allowed you step into his apartment. You headed straight towards the couch where you sunk down into the cushions and sighed; a long weary sigh being dragged out from the confines of your chest.
Yoongi sat down hesitantly next to you, and then all was silent as you both struggled to think of something to say.
After what he figured was at least 5 minutes of dead quiet in the dark living room, you broke the silence. He heard you take a deep breath, and you shifted to face him on the couch, but he refused to gaze back at you.
“Yoongi,” you called, but he still did not raise his gaze, instead focusing his attention on his dirty, beat up sneakers with a scowl plastered on his face.
“Yoongi,” you tried again, but this time, you placed your hand under his chin and forced his gaze on you. And when he looked into your eyes; so wide and so warm and so beautiful, Yoongi broke.
“I love you, and I don’t know how the handle that,” he whispered, and flushed pink at his admission. “I know you don’t like me back, and that’s ok, but it isn’t because I love you so much and it hurts so much when you’re with someone else because I would kill for it to be me but it never will be and, fuck, I get so mad but I’m more sad and you drive me crazy-“
You effectively cut off his ramblings, by sealing your lips over Yoongi’s, and he became rigid under your touch. What? Was this actually happening? Are you sure? Are you really kissing him?
But then he felt the warmth of your hand move to cup his face, and he realised: yes, this was actually happening. Yes, you’re kissing him. And yes, this is the best thing he’s ever felt in his whole entire life.
He reciprocated the kiss as soon as he regained his sense, and pressed his lips to yours in a hard, bruising kiss, but one that was sweet and lovely and amazing and he wanted more. He saw stars as you slanted your lips over his, moving softly against his chapped ones, and Yoongi brought shaking hands to rest on your waist, clutching you tight.
But the need to breathe soon became a problem, and you broke apart, panting and never tearing your gaze off one another.
“You are such an idiot,” you laughed, and he tilted his head in confusion. “I’ve been in love with you since the first day I met you, Min Yoongi. I always have been, and I always will be.”
His heart sped up as he heard those words, and his jaw nearly dropped, but then he remembered: “What about all the dates, and relationships? Why didn’t you say anything?”
You ducked your head, giving an awkward laugh, “ah, those. Those were to help me get over you, since I thought you didn’t like me back. They never worked, though.”
He raised a brow.
“Now who’s the idiot,” he asked, and yelped when you slapped his chest. “I’ve been in love with you since you bumped into me in school and I had to help you pick up your books.”
“We’re BOTH idiots,” you said. And as you stared at each other, you both burst into full blown laughter at your ridiculousness, smiling wide and tugging each other closer. When the laughter died down, you held Yoongi’s face in your hands, and he nearly melted.
“I love you, Min Yoongi,” you whispered, and he gave the goofiest grin; a grin brimming with adoration.
“And I love you, Y/N,” he replied, and leaned in to steal another kiss.
“So, did Jimin tell you?”
“He actually took a screenshot of your conversation and sent it to me.”
“God damn it, Jimin.”
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1/... Um, these tweets make me so sad. I forgot about how ugly things can get when ppl are just out there making assumptions and judgments based on mistaken assumptions. Assuming Yousef cheated😕, assuming SANA SLEPT WITH YOUSEF☹️(excuse me fan-1-up to Sana what she does, 2-y'all should respect her boundaries and believe her words) "to keep him by her side" (and then judging her🙄); ugh, that #legendsonly tweet😞🙄😡; omg and this about losing respect for Sana?!?!?💔 1/a million(12)
2/12 Wow,"Luke"🙄ugh🙄this is so heartbreaking. So much judgment. OMG and these tumblr rants and fights😨🙁-there's just so much vitriol being spilled-I dont like it(but it's kind of exactly how the rumor wheel spins and spews terrible shit and then ppl just react based on nothing but their assumptions). HTLive, I....just can't with you rn, ok?🙄😔😟-1-keep "old dance partner" out of it, 2-THEY ARE JUST DORKS (😍😇💘) WHO LIKE TO TWEET AND TAKE PICS, 3-abt the girl? see#1, 4-Ugh I knew the house3/12 thing would be a mess😰 “I mean girl, you can do whatever you want with your life but isn’t that a little too much?” -If she can do what she wants with her life, then that means no buts and you can take your judgment and just, like, step off, ok? Like-FIRST OF ALL,her values are her own, not “things” for outsiders to use against her and second of all, just like, stop☹️ making😖assumptions😫stop..judging☹️?please😖?-Also, PROTECT YOUSANA AT ALL COSTS, my poor bbs- (I don’t know if you didn’t send number 4 )5/12 HER LIFE IS BETTER NOW-SHE JUST CONFIRMED IT TO OTHER PEOPLE/HERSELF LAST CH!😨😨😫😫Ok Sana, I love you, but maybe not the best time to be cracking jokes🤔😁🙄.OMG YOUSEF YOU SAD SAD PUPPY😨“Do you want to break up with me?”😨☹️😫😫😫😫. “‘No. That’s something I would never do.’”😍😱😕Well🤔I guess we know what’s coming😒YUP (fuck you Robert I hate you). This entire exchange is disgusting and I hate it-I hate how they dont care about the Balloon Boys MV, I hate how they dont care about6/12 how Sana and Yousef feel right now, I hate how it doesn’t matter what the truth is, just what the “press” says and “reputations”-I hate it all. It makes me very sad. OMG Sana and Yousef using the pretext of the video as a way to stay together 😨😇😖😫😭-ok so they are so fucking pure and adorable that as soon as they look at each other their entire demeanors change😖😍😫😭(PROTECT THEM! PLEASE!)-Oh no. they’re breaking up. Sigh.7/12 OMG Sana, your FIRST (secret) goal is to clear Yousef’s name, and then you think about yourself?🙄😍😫? If I didnt know you were in so much pain I would cancel you right fucking now. I hate this reporter. I hate everything about this. OMG SANA!😫😫😫. I-AM-SAD-I-CANNOT-THINK-ANYMORE-I-AM-JUST💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😖😖😖😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭. Same, Yousef. Omg you changed your stupid rule about your $)&)#& playlist but you couldn’t tell Sana how you felt? Yeah...I hate you. 8/12*pause to listen to song, and curse (in my head) at the writers who decided to fuck with their readers by making this THEIR NEW SONG* istg this !(*$*^*($#* is a sign-Yousef, you moron, just listen to the fucking lyrics🙄😡-but also: 😫😫😫-Aw Fariha, I’m so conflicted about you rn, bc you mean well, but like….what u doing, girl🙄 @HTLive: get out of my face, seriously. “We hope that this break up was as friendly as it can be considering the circumstances.”🙄😒😡🖕🏽9/12 ELIAS!MY CAPTAIN! ☹️You’re getting dragged into this as well☹️☹️☹️ (this is so messy). OMG😨😰the music video😕it is here🙁oh they hit play😟and they’re remembering😣rehearsals💃🏽😖and do you trust me😫and coffee dates (i mean, “breaks”)☕️💔😩THE ROOF😍😱💔😢THEIR FULL DAY DATE💔😭and the rain😖😭and then spending the night at the Bakkoush residence💔😱😖😭and waking up😱😖😖and families😭😭and BABIES😖😖😖😭😭😭😭AND💘💔😖😭and now alone. 💔😖😭💔😖😭💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫😫10/12 (Ok I seriously don’t even know how to move past the watching the mv sequence😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭). Ugh Yousef you adorable puppy😫😭 and trying to defend and protect Sana at all costs😭😫😇😫And admitting your love💔😫😭-Sana-I KNOW. And she sees right through him😫😫😫😫-FUCK EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS: HIS CONTACT NAME😫😫😫😫I HATE YOU ALL JUST TWIST THE KNIFE YOU SHOVED INTO MY HEART THATS FINE. 🎶💔😖😭-Wooowwwww-that edit is FUCKED UP(👀👩🏼☕️💔😖😭🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽) 11/12 Hi Elias☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️-OMG AND OF COURSE THE PAIN CONTINUES AND NOW ITS BACK TO YOUSEF TO FEEL THE PAIN💔😫😫+🎶💔😖😭; PICK UP THE PHONE YOU IDIOT! IT’S THE SHIP CAPTAIN YOU CANT JUST BE IGNORING HIM ESP WHEN YOU HAVENT EVEN CHANGED THE FUCKING BACKGROUND IN YOUR PHONE GET OUT OF MY FACE YOUSEF. OMG DONT CLICK ON IG BRO☹️! ‘Still not able to just call Sana and tell her how he feels. Still not able to do that and ruin Sana’s happiness just because he dared to fall in love.”-I’m….😫 12/12 YOOOOOOO: 🎶💔😖😭(STOP TWISTING THE KNIFE OK IT’S ALREADY THERE IN MY HEART AND IT HURTS). Yousef! I just want to give you a hug! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW AND TELL SOMEONE (or maybe Baba Bakkoush will save the day? Or Yousef’s cousin? Or...Yousana themselves?!?!?)In conclusion I hate the 2 of you rn for being so talented and messing with my ❤️ like this, even though yeah it had to blow up at some point and the fall out is pretty much in line with how the media can be. 💔
Omg thank you for this long reaction and WE’RE SORRY!
All the social media things... we wanted to keep it as realistic as possible and sadly that’s how it is with rumours and so on (that doesn’t mean we didn’t get super angry at the tweets and stuff that we made up)Okay but that Ashley girl from Hollywood Today with the YouTube videos: I got so mad at her even when she’s made up. Noelia can tell you how irrationally mad I got hahaha“PROTECT YOUSANA AT ALL COSTS“ MOOD!“fuck you Robert I hate you“ Another character we made up that I hate... writing this chapter was really nerve wracking hahah + “I hate everything about this.” About that song: Well, I heard it and was like ‘Okay this is perfect for this chapter’ and told Noelia so we had to include it. Sorry for making you sufferFariha really just means well :DThese idiots just love suffering... “PICK UP THE PHONE YOU IDIOT! IT’S THE SHIP CAPTAIN YOU CANT JUST BE IGNORING HIM” I burst out laughing at this but yes, Yousef should listen to you“STOP TWISTING THE KNIFE OK IT’S ALREADY THERE IN MY HEART AND IT HURTS” SORRY!!!
And finally, thank you! For always leaving these amazing reactions. We love reading them! And answering is always a lot of fun too! And thank you for saying it’s in line with how the media can be because we wanted it to be as realistic as possible. :D
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Top 500+ Attitude Status New, Best, Cool, Short Quotes
We all have attitude, which we want to express from our Whatsapp Status. So, this time we have collected and updated Attitude Whatsapp Status for you. Today we are sharing Top 500+ Attitude Status New, Best, Cool, Short Quotes.
Attitude Status for Whatsapp in English
1. I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too. 2. I never insult people I only tell them what they are. 3. If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst. 4. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success. 5. I always arrive late at the office but I make it by leaving early. 6. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot. 7. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT. 8. My attitude based on how you treat me. 9. Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life... 10. Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
New Attitude Status in English
11. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you? 12. I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! 13. I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair… 14. Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine. 15. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met… 16. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you. 17. I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in classroom. 18. When I'm good I'm best, when I'm bad I'm worst. 19. I’m cool but global warming made me hot. 20. Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
Top Attitude Status for Facebook
21. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’. 22. Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. 23. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are! 24. I'm Not Special , I'm Just Limited Edition. 25. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive. 26. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me! 27. Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! 28. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent. 29. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”. 30. Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
Whatsapp Status for Girls Attitude
31. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want. 32. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture. 33. Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me 34. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :) 35. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge” 36. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card 37. They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius. 38. Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend. 39. Waiting for Wi-Fi network. 40. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Best Attitude Status for Whatsapp in English
41. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status... 42. Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me. 43. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car. 44. I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 45. lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number. 46. Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy. 47. If your bad. Call me your Dad. 48. If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is. 49. Friends are the family you choose 50. Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run! 51. What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies. 52. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one. 53. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. 54. True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. 55. Friends are notes to life's great songs. A melody that carries you along. 56. A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it. 57. I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends. 58. It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool. 59. A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third. 60. A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.
Attitude Whatsapp Status in English
61. That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you. 62. My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them. 63. World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me. 64. If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world. 65. Good friends are like starts. You don't always see them but you know they're always there. 66. Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you. 67. Never forget who was there for you when no one else was. 68. Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship. 69. A beautiful friendship can change people. 70. True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
Awesome Status for Facebook in English
71. A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool. 72. A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again. 73. Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood. 74. A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else. 75. A day spend with friends is always a day well spend. Attitude Status for Whatsapp Attitude Status for Whatsapp 76. Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget. 77. I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button 78. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you. 79. I love to walk in fog because nobody knows I'm smoking. 80. I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced.
Awesome Whatsapp Status in English
81. Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON. 82. I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class. 83. Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words. 84. I'm not virgin, my life fucks me every day. 85. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. 86. Save water drink beer. 87. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity. 88. Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor. 89. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off. 90. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
Awesome Cool Status for Whatsapp in English
91. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. 92. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. 93. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. 94. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone. 95. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight. 96. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn. 97. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too. 98. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status. 99. Not always "Available".. try your Luck.. 100. Time is precious, waste it wisely.
Cool Attitude Status for Facebook in English for Girls & Boys
101. I don’t wake up every day to impress you. 102. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. 103. God is really creative, I mean... just look at me. 104. When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic. 105. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need Money :-) 106. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 107. I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 108. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. 109. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me. 110. I'm jealous of my parents, I`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs. Advertisements 111. Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters. 112. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks. 113. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm. 114. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent. 115. The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs. 116. When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch. 117. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U. 118. There's always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke. 119. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people. 120. ETC – End of Thinking Capacity. 121. I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with. 122. Marriage is a "workshop", Where husband 'works' and wife 'shops'. 123. I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year. 124. Time is precious, waste it wisely. 125. Life is Short – Chat Fast! 126. Totally available! Please disturb me! 127. You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it. 128. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode. 129. Hey there whatsapp is using me. 130. Not always "Available" Try your Luck... 131. My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at". 132. I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends. 133. Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status :D 134. I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. 135. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. 136. Sometimes you succeed... and other times you learn. 137. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. 138. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone. 139. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. 140. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
Attitude Status for Whatsapp in English
141. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. 142. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off. 143. His story is History, My Story is Mystery. 144. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor. 145. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity. 146. Save water drink beer. 147. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way. 148. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain. 149. People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important. 150. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
Attitude Awesome Whatsapp Status for Facebook
151. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday. 152. Warning! I know KARATE... And few other oriental words. 153. I am so poor that I can't pay attention in class. 154. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows I am smoking. 155. If you can't convince them, Confuse them. 156. When nothing goes right! Go left. 157. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty! 158. I am always right, Once I thought that I am wrong, But I was wrong. 159. I work for money, for loyalty hire a dog. 160. When I was born... Devil said, "Oh Shit...! Competition".
Cool Attitude Status for Whatsapp in English
161. I am not failed......My success is just postponed. 162. Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them. 163. Mistakes are proof that you are trying. 164. Be a good person, but don't try to prove. 165. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. 166. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. 167. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think. 168. I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination. 169. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. 170. Silent people have the loudest minds.
Cool Attitude Whatsapp Status in English
171. Born to express not to impress. 172. The road to success is always under construction. 173. I will win, not immediately but definitely. 174. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. 175. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. 176. The longer the title the less important the job. 177. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. 178. No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons. 179. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. 180. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
Cool Attitude Status in English
181. The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women. 182. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. 183. I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight! 184. We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. 185. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. 186. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. 187. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. 188. Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside. 189. Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job. 190. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
Best Attitude Whatsapp Status in English
191. If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. 192. Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers? 193. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. 194. I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too. 195. I never insult people I only tell them what they are. 196. If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst. 197. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success. 198. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot. 199. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early. 200. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT
Attitude Awesome Whatsapp Status for Facebook
201. It is never too late to be what you might have been. 202. The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others. 203. Better to die on your feet than live on your knees. 204. I love the confidence that makeup gives me. 205. I will never be perfect, but I can be better. 206. Girls who do not ask for much, deserve it all. 207. Keep your heels, head, and standards high. 208. You are amazing just the way you are. 209. Always act like you are wearing an invisible crown. 210. What matters most is how you see yourself. 211. You were born to be real not to be perfect. 212. Listen to your heart above all other voices. 213. You are always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company. 214. Only make decisions that support your self- image, self- esteem, and self- worth. 215. I decide how I live and who I love. The choice is mine and no one gets to make my mind up. I decide and I choose. 216. I may not be the girl that everyone wants, but at least I am not the girl that everyone’s had. 217. Do not search for a man that will solve all your problems, he would not. Find one that would not let you face them alone. 218. I am not a backup plan, and definitely not a second choice. 219. Take charge of your attitude. Do not let someone else choose it for you. 220. I love being a girl because I am my Daddy’s little girl and that rocks. 221. Be yourself because an original is worth more than just a copy. 222. I am not what has happened to me. I am what I choose to become. 223. I will not allow anything outside of myself determine my happiness. 224. Someone asked me what is your attitude, then I simply replied, being single is my attitude. 225. What you think of yourself is much more important than what people think of you. 226. Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself. 227. True happiness comes when you can look at yourself and like what you see. 228. The better you feel about yourself, the less you feel the need to show off. 229. Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing in one’s own sunshine. 230. If you do not have respect for yourself, you would not get it anywhere else. 231. Someone else’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality. 232. It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else’s eyes. 233. A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavour. 234. Make a girl happy. That is the most amazing feeling she can ever experience. 235. I am not concerned with your liking or disliking me. All I ask is that you respect me as a human being. 236. You cannot compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I am one of a kind, and that is real. 237. Every girl needs a good guy who can help her laugh when she thinks she will never smile again. 238. Sometimes I wish I was a little girl again, because bruised knees heal faster than broken hearts. 239. When a girl tells you about her problems, it does not mean that she is complaining, it means she trusts you. 240. All girls want is a guy who is taller than her so she can wrap her arms around his neck when they hug and kiss. 241. It’s not your job to like me. It’s mine. 242. Whatever boys can do girls can do better. 243. I am a girl. Do not touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend. 244. Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. 245. There is no market for your emotions so never advertise your feelings just display your ATTITUDE. 246. When guys get jealous it can be kind of cute. When girls get jealous World War III is about to start. 247. Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart. 248. It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more. 249. I have a new theory in life, what other people think of me is truly none of my business. 250. Treat me like a queen and I will treat you like a king. But if you treat me like a game, I will show you how it is played. 251. Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife. 252. There is only one thing I have to say. You are lucky to have me as your sister. Just kidding! I am lucky to have you as my brother. 253. Better to be strong than pretty and useless. 254. I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it. 255. No matter what a woman looks like, if she is confident, she is sexy. 256. Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another stepping stone to greatness. 257. A confident woman wears a smile and has this air of comfort-ability and pleasantness about her. 258. A girl should be like a Butterfly. Pretty to see and hard to catch. 259. A girl adding you to her Whatsapp is a modern sign of trust. 260. I consider myself a crayon. I may not be your favourite colour, but one day you will need me to complete your picture. 261. Be what you want to be, be the girl you supposed to be and forget the world. 262. Why cannot mosquitoes suck out my fat instead. 263. Every girls dream = to eat without getting fat. 264. If a girl tells you to leave her alone and you actually do then you have absolutely no brain cells. 265. Just because I do not start the conversation, does not mean I am not dying to speak to you. 266. I may not be the best, but I know that I am not like the rest. 267. When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke. 268. Thank you to every person who has ever told me I cannot. You are just another reason I will. 269. You cannot compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I am one of a kind, and that is real. 270. An attitude is an inward thought that wiggles its way out. 271. Like me for who I am and not for who you want me to be. Take it or leave it. That simple. 272. Keep your face towards the sunshine, you will never see the shadow. 273. I keep my head held high and smile, because there are people who will kill to see me fall. 274. Never hate people who are jealous of you, but respect their jealousy because they are the ones who think you are better than them. 275. Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you. 276. Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon. 277. Jealousy is the best compliment you can receive. 278. People would say bad things about you, because it is the only way their insignificant self can feel better than you. 279. Love all your haters, after all they are what makes you famous. 280. I do not care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I will laugh because they will probably be funny. 281. Having haters is just a part of the business, and the more haters you have, the more people like you – that is how I view it, because I try to see the positive in things. 282. When there is so many haters and negative things, I really do not care. 283. The Internet is for haters. Everyone wants to knock somebody down, but it is cool. 284. I am sure there are some haters out there, but I just put my blinders on. 285. Now my haters are very high class people, so I feel like I have moved up. 286. Nations have come under the control of haters and fools. 287. I deal with haters on a daily basis. 288. You are going to have haters and you are going to have lovers. 289. Learn to use the criticism as fuel and you will never run out of energy. 290. Insecurity is an ugly thing, it makes you hate people you do not even know. 291. Haters only hate the people they cannot have or the people they cannot be. 292. Do not think that someone else is more blessed than you are, because we are blessed in different ways. 293. Jealousy is just a lack of self-confidence. 294. Remember: people only rain on your parade because they are jealous of your sun and tired of their shade. 295. Jealousy weakens life. Like the ice-cube in sun-light. 296. Thank you to all of you who talk bad about me thank you for making me the centre of attention. 297. You dream it, I did it, you are jealous admit it. 298. Jealousy is a waste of emotions. 299. A jealous husband does not doubt his wife, but himself. 300. Call me what you want, I will just call you jealous.
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301. Dear haters, do not criticize me for my flaws and mistakes when you cannot even see your own. 302. Jealousy is the fear of comparison. 303. You mostly do not have haters of you, but mostly you have haters of your success. 304. You just hate me because you are not me. 305. I never used to be jealous of anyone, and then I like you. I think I get it now. 306. You know you are awesome when people you do not even know hate you. 307. Nothing brings on jealousy like laughter. 308. People call it “jealousy” I call it “fear of losing you”. 309. Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time. 310. I am just someone, not that one. 311. The way I deal with you is the reflection of the way you deal with me. 312. If you want to improve your life, start with working on your attitude first. 313. The words coming out of my mouth are all of me – unfiltered, raw and real. Love it or hate it, it is up to you. 314. In love, if you fall easily on your knees, you will never win your happy ending. 315. Your attitude screams about the bursting colours of your soul and the rhythm of your heart without the need for any words. 316. Attitude is the mirror of your entire being. 317. Let people think what they want to think about you. It is none of your business anyway. 318. You would not find anyone like me. That is why I call myself ‘limited edition’. 319. Everyone is unique in their own little ways. 320. My attitude with love is simple – I do what I love and love will find me along the way. 321. Some people lives on the business of minding the business of other people. 322. I would rather be single and happy than be in a relationship and miserable. 323. I do not have time to dwell in pain because I am too busy enjoying the things that makes me happy. 324. Never apologize for showing your true colours. 325. My attitude is my unique gift which I am not obliged to explain to anyone. 326. My style is my business which means it is none of your business. 327. If I ignore you and your calls, it only means that I am too tired to deal with your foolishness. 328. Style is a reflection of your attitude and your personality. 329. I believe if you keep your faith, you keep your trust, you keep the right attitude, if you are grateful, you will see God open up new doors. 330. If you do not like something, change it. If you cannot change it, change your attitude. Advertisements 331. Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. 332. Being sexy is all about attitude, not body type. It is a state of mind. 333. A positive attitude can really make dreams come true - it did for me. 334. A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. 335. Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. 336. Ability is what you are capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. 337. Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. 338. I will keep smiling, be positive and never give up! I will give 100 percent each time I play. These are always my goals and my attitude. 339. Each day, I come in with a positive attitude, trying to get better. 340. Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. 341. Happiness does not depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. 342. Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude. 343. For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. 344. Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself. Fashion is not just beauty, it is about good attitude. You have to believe in yourself and be strong. 345. A healthy attitude is contagious but do not wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier. 346. Virtually nothing is impossible in this world if you just put your mind to it and maintain a positive attitude. 347. The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude. 348. The only disability in life is a bad attitude. 349. Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us. 350. Attitude and enthusiasm play a big part in my life. I get excited about the things that inspire me. I also believe in laughing and having a good time. 351. Acting is magical. Change your look and your attitude, and you can be anyone. 352. Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you are going to live your life. 353. My attitude has always been, if you fall flat on your face, at least you are moving forward. All you have to do is get back up and try again. 354. Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman - not the attitude of the prospect. 355. Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. 356. Fairness is not an attitude. It is a professional skill that must be developed and exercised. 357. Your attitude will go a long way in determining your success, your recognition, your reputation and your enjoyment in being a lawyer. 358. My attitude is never to be satisfied, never enough, never. 359. The higher the better. It is more about an attitude. High heels empower women in a way. 360. Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions, and never know too much to learn something new. 361. Watch your manner of speech if you wish to develop a peaceful state of mind. Start each day by affirming peaceful, contented and happy attitudes and your days will tend to be pleasant and successful. 362. The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That is the day we truly grow up. 363. Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. 364. A positive attitude is something everyone can work on, and everyone can learn how to employ it. 365. Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. 366. Age and size are only numbers. It is the attitude you bring to clothes that make the difference. 367. Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it is hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. 368. Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears. 369. The remarkable thing is, we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. 370. The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes. 371. The ABC's are attitude, behaviour and communication skills. 372. It is the hopeful, buoyant, cheerful attitude of mind that wins. Optimism is a success builder, pessimism an achievement killer. 373. Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. 374. Negative attitude is nine times more powerful than positive attitude. 375. Natural ability is important, but you can go far without it if you have the focus, drive, desire and positive attitude. 376. It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. 377. You can do everything you can to try to stop bad things from happening to you, but eventually things will happen, so the best prevention is a positive attitude. 378. Always go into meetings or negotiations with a positive attitude. Tell yourself you are going to make this the best deal for all parties. 379. Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time. 380. Always have an attitude of gratitude. 381. Eagles come in all shapes and sizes, but you will recognize them chiefly by their attitudes. 382. Commitment, belief and positive attitude are all important if you are going to be a success, whether you are in sports, in business or, as in my case, anthropology. 383. Anything can happen, so you have to control your attitude and stay strong. 384. Solidarity is an attitude of resistance, I suppose, or it should be. 385. Your attitude is contagious. 386. Cock your hat - angles are attitudes. 387. You cannot study comedy, it is within you. It is a personality. My humour is an attitude. 388. A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. 389. And the attitude of faith is the very opposite of clinging to belief, of holding on. 390. Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. 391. The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. 392. Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family. 393. The accounting of the sacrifice is, more than anything else, the attitude toward war memorials in our time. 394. Yes, we are still five little people with a noisy attitude. 395. Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it cannot be done. 396. We awaken in others the same attitude of mind we hold toward them. 397. Attitude determines the altitude of life. 398. Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. 399. When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. 400. Great effort springs naturally from great attitude.
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401. Success or failure in business is caused more by the mental attitude even than by mental capacities. 402. The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. 403. I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it. 404. Boys lie more, but girls lie better. 405. Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. 406. Forget the haters, because somebody loves you. 407. Do not hate me, just get to know me first! Loves you. 408. People with status do not need status. 409. Always trying to cool myself. 410. I forgive but I never forget. 411. Boys are great, every girl should have one. 412. Hate girls except the girl reading this. 413. I am cool but summer made me hot. 414. My Life My Rules. 415. It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it. 416. Be silent and let your success shout. 417. I am not lazy, I am just on my energy saving mode. 418. ATTITUDE is everything. 419. Mistakes are proof that you are trying. 420. I love my job only when I am on vacation. 421. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. 422. My parents should be proud of me because I am addicted to Facebook not to Drugs. 423. My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee. 424. Dream big and dare to fail. 425. Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor. 426. Life taught me lot of lessons but I bunked those classes too. 427. If you obey all the rules, you will miss all the fun. 428. Not always “Available”. Try your Luck. 429. When I am good I am best, when I am bad I am worst. 430. Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost. 431. I will be back with my same attitude. 432. Do not play with me! Because I know I Can PLAY Better Than You. 433. I am not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart LESS. 434. If you do not like my attitude quit talking to me. 435. Being single is my attitude. 436. Never underestimate me because I am more than you think. 437. Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can even kill you. 438. I may not be perfect but I am always ME. 439. Born to be awesome. 440. I am actually a nice person. Until you piss me off. 441. Tried to lose weight. But it keeps finding me. 442. I am having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for my inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety. 443. I am not arrogant, I am just better than you. 444. Ask me no questions, and I will tell you no lies. 445. I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow does not look good either. 446. If you are too open minded your brain will fall out. 447. Follow your heart but take your brain with you. 448. The road to my success is always under construction. 449. Personality is to a man what perfume is to a flower. 450. Born to express not to impress. 451. Sending my Selfie to NASA, because I am a star. 452. If you like me then raise your hands. If not then raise your standard. 453. I do not like to follow. I like being followed. 454. My style is what “I like” not what “others like”. 455. If you want to cry, use a tissue. Not your status. 456. Life is better when you are laughing. 457. I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it. 458. You have not ever seen my bad side yet. 459. Yes I am smiling. But you are not the reason anymore. 460. Attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are. 461. Down to earth, but still above you. 462. While you are chasing Pokémon, I am chasing my dreams. 463. Kill them with success and bury them with a smile. 464. I will not quit until I am living the life I once dreamt of. 465. Man of the year. 466. Do not be the same, be better. 467. Girls express their feelings via tears. Boys express their feelings via Beers. 468. Great minds think alone. 469. I am W.E.I.R.D Wonderful Exciting Interesting Real Different. 470. I know I am always. SPECIAL. 471. I am just cool like hot coffee. 472. The best is yet to come. 473. I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive. 474. Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back being me. 475. Only my name is enough. 476. The eyes are useless when the mind is blind. 477. Cry a river. Build a bridge. Get over it. 478. I am not fat, I am just easier to see. 479. I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice. 480. Take my advice — I am not using it. 481. Life is short. SMILE while you still have TEETH. 482. I define my own life. I do not let people write my script. 483. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. 484. Only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude. 485. I am not old, I am youthfully challenged. 486. Alter your attitude and you can alter your life. 487. Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY. 488. Girls do what they want, Boys do what they can. 489. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 490. I am a nice person with bad attitude. 491. I am not a Spider man nor a Superman, however I am Superhero for my Girl Friend. 492. You were born an original. Do not die a copy. 493. Being happy never goes out of style. 494. Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters. 495. Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that will be me. 496. Only great minds can afford a simple style. 497. Believe in yourself. 498. I am not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I am definitely an individual. 499. Do not stop until you are proud. 500. I smile. Because I do not know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
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501. Keep moving! Nothing new to read. 502. I celebrate myself, and sing myself. 503. I am nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect. 504. Always wear your invisible crown. 505. You could not handle me even if I came with instructions. 506. Out of my mind. I will be back in five minutes. 507. I do not Care about Popularity. I Live In Reality. 508. Stay cool do not get freeze. 509. Keep talking you are making me famous. 510. When nothing goes right. Go left. 511. Looser. Is the one who creates a winner so, I do not mind loosing. 512. I did not lose my mind. I just sold it online. 513. My attitude my choice. 514. God is really creative, I mean. Just look at me. 515. I love being single. It’s almost like being rich. 516. Error: status unavailable. 517. I do not care what people think or say about me. 518. I will win not immediately, but definitely. 519. Be what you want to be NOT what others want to see. 520. Of course I talked to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. 521. I do not need your Attitude because I have my own. 522. WARNING: U may fall in love with my face. 523. I am going to make the rest of my life, the best of my life. 524. Every man is the architect of his own fortune. 525. Sorry I cannot be perfect. 526. Read a book instead of reading my status. 527. My life my rules so, keep your nose out of my Business. 528. I have a disease called AWESOME. 529. I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try and impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good and if they do not, it is their loss. 530. I am not online, it is just an optical illusion. 531. If you do not like something change it, if you cannot change it, change the way you think about it. 532. Positive anything is better than negative thinking. 533. They can because they think they can. 534. Heaven is under our feet, as well as over our heads. 535. To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven. 536. A child’s attitude toward everything is an artist’s attitude. 537. Smile when it hurts most. 538. Attitudes are more important than facts. 539. What you think again and again becomes your truth. Think right. 540. A positive attitude can really make dreams come true – it did for me. 541. Results are always hidden in thoughts and actions. 542. Attitude is your acceptance of the natural laws, or your rejection of the natural laws. 543. Our attitude toward life determines life’s attitude towards us. 544. Thinking harder is more important than working harder. 545. Humour prevents a hardening of the attitudes. 546. I want people to remember me as a full on entertainer and a good person. 547. You can overcome every hurdle with positive attitude. 548. Attitude-flexibility is the mentality that helps us to smoothly persevere through turbulent times. 549. A thinking man can never be brave. 550. The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. 551. If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. 552. Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools. 553. Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. 554. Sorry Vegetarians We cannot Pretend. 555. You Are A Designer Of Your Own Destiny. Make It Better. 556. Fake People Have Image To Main. Real People just do not Care. 557. Congratulations! My Middle Finger Salutes Your Bad Attitude. 558. Watch Your Attitude. It’s The First Thing People Notice about You. 559. Your Attitude Belongs To You And its You Want To Have A Good One. 560. Smile In Front of People Who Hate You. Your Happiness Will Kill Them. 561. Single is not A Status. But it is A Word That Describe a Person Who Is Strong Enough to live and Enjoy Life without Depending On Others. 562. Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! That’s why I am Always Calm and Silent. 563. If you wait to do everything until you are Sure It’s Right, you will Probably Never Do Much of Anything. 564. Dear Mario, I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend. Now, You Help Me To Save Mine. 565. Just Because I do not have A Girlfriend, does not mean I am Alone, I Have a Food and Internet. 566. There is no buddy like a brother. 567. We all live under the same sky, but we do not all have the same horizon. 568. Whenever you are in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude. 569. The world is full of cactus, but we do not have to sit on it. 570. If you expect nothing, you are apt to be surprised. You will get it. 571. What they call you is one thing. What you answer to is something else. 572. If you do not think every day is a great day try going without one. 573. It is our attitude toward events, not events themselves, which we can control. Nothing is by its own nature calamitous -- even death is terrible only if we fear it. 574. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. 575. If a person gets his attitude toward money straight, it will help straighten out almost every other area in his life. 576. I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. 577. Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees. 578. It is not the position, but the disposition. 579. We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. 580. I would rather be first in a little Iberian village than second in Rome. 581. Life is a story, Make yours the best seller! 582. With Great power, Comes great electricity bill. 583. Silence speaks thousand words. 584. I do not hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who loves me. 585. Some men have Hundreds of reasons why they cannot do what they want to when all they need is one reason why they can. 586. Before I fall asleep, I always picture what it would feel like to fall asleep in your arms. It's probably the best feeling in the world. 587. It is our attitude at the beginning of every difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. 588. I have reached a point in my life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try and impress any Person. 589. Nurture your mind with great and Positive thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think. 590. Life is full of surprises, so you may as well get used to it. 591. There is very little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The small difference is always an attitude. 592. There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle, or the mirror that reflects it. 593. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. 594. Hope is a waking dream. 595. Life is a gift, and it offers us the privilege, opportunity, and responsibility to give something back by becoming more. 596. When the world pushes you to your knees, you are in the perfect position to pray. 597. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. 598. The next time you feel slightly uncomfortable with the pressure in your life, remember no pressure, no diamonds. Pressure is a part of success. 599. It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. 600. Our attitudes control our lives. Attitudes are a secret power working twenty-four hours a day, for good or bad. It is of paramount importance that we know how to harness and control this great force.
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Best 99 Whatsapp Status Of The Year 2018
1. I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
2. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
3. If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
4. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
5. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
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6. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
7. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
8. My attitude based on how you treat me.
9. Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life...
10. Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
11. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
12. I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
13. I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair…
14. Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
15. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…
16. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
17. I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
18. When I'm good I'm best , when I'm bad I'm worst.
19. I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
20. Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
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21. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
22. Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
23. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
24. I'm Not Special , I'm Just Limited Edition.
25. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
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26. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
27. Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!
28. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
29. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
30. Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
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31. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
32. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
33. Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
34. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :)
35. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
36. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
37. They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
38. Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
39. Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
40. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
41. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status...
42. Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
43. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
44. I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
45. lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
46. Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
47. If your bad. Call me your Dad.
48. If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
49. Friends are the family you choose
50. Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
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51. What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
52. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
53. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
54. True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
55. Friends are notes to life's great songs. A melody that carries you along.
56. A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it.
57. I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
58. It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
59. A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
60. A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.
61. That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
62. My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
63. World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
64. If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
65. Good friends are like starts. You don't always see them but you know they're always there.
66. Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
67. Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
68. Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship.
69. A beautiful friendship can change people.
70. True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
71. A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
72. A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
73. Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
74. A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
75. A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
76. Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
77. I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
78. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
79. I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking.
80. I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced.
81. Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
82. I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
83. Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
84. I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
85. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
86. Save water drink beer.
87. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
88. Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
89. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
90. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
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91. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
92. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
93. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
94. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
95. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
96. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
97. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.
98. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
99. Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
100. Time is precious, waste it wisely.
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