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[mrdrhenwardhykle]

POM POM: KILLER OF MASCOT GAMES vol.2 issue #4

Pom Pom vs Pac Man

"Week 3 of the investigations...

Something doesn't feel right. I've been chasing this freak for so long, I feel like I'm losing myself. Why? Why is this so important to me. I know it's because I've never left a job unfinished, but I haven't even busted a single pirate for the last week and a half. I do not care for these people. I could let all of these characters die out and it wouldn't hit a single mark in my job description... but in some way... I feel like I have to end this case to feel a blanket of safety.

I'm not sure of myself right now. There's billions of obvious trails I could and should follow, but they're a little too obvious. I see them in posters, ads, graffiti-everywhere. Am I losing my mind, or is she really everywhere? Her and her dopey little disguises and antics. She can't think I'm that oblivious.

Am I losing my mind, is this a trail that she wants me to go down, or is she really this dumb?"

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Character Descriptions:

Pom Pom is a virus/glitch formed by the scrapped side-scrolling arcade game from the early 90's “Pom-Pom Panic”. Pom Pom (the main character of Pom Pom Panic) for whatever reason gained sentience halfway during the game’s development. The game was cancelled halfway because the publishing company thought it was too bizarre of a concept and mascot character to gain interest. Pom Pom heard of the news and took it way too personally, as she literally cannot fathom why someone would think she’s ‘bizarre’-even to the point of getting ‘axed’. Prompted by the ‘poor judgement’ Pom Pom went rouge-breaking from her game to ‘axe’ any ‘approved’ game mascots/characters she thought could count as ‘bizarre’ like her.

Power Officer Stone:

Stone is the amalgamation of a couple things, exactly what people aren't sure of, but it's safely assumed that he's a mix between scrapped virtual PSA mascots, an antivirus/piracy program, and the anti drug campaigns they used to put in arcade games. Stone is the embodiment of anti piracy screens and uses all of his time to prevent virtual crimes and viruses. He also can duplicate himself and multitask. However, because of his frustrations against the fact that he can't really punish pirates in real life, he often bounces the punishment to the closest playable character. For that, he's infamous amongst most virtual realms.

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[heavenlydreamangelflyhigh]

fucking up this jamoca cappuccino blast from br while listening to cibo matto. im going to impale myself on yhis straw because i am Half Asleep

[tripleintegration]

I should’ve become a plumber instead of working in an office

[aldieb]

when my routine gets disrupted i know why ouroboros did it. gnawing on my own tail, mentally

[chiropterx]

With all those visits to Croc in Arkham, I'm sure the police are going to come have a chat with you the next time he breaks out, Doctor. Probably nothing serious, just to make sure of where you were when that finally does happen.

"That's fine with me. I don't have anything to hide from the authorities." Kirk answers quietly, his face a blank mask were it not for the lines of worry creasing his brow. Killer Croc, breaking free from the confines of Arkham. He'd already come to terms with the notion this was no longer mere possibility but inevitable that sooner or later, Croc would break free, and the first person the police would pay a visit too would most likely be him, in case Doctor Langstrom knew anything about his escape or how he got out. It wouldn't surprise him. Croc wouldn't be the first patient to escape and certainly wouldn't be the last, but Kirk ensured their visits were nothing more than two friends catching up with one another when possible. It was hard to discuss anything else when at least ten guns were trained on Croc at all times, and Kirk didn't want to give their 'supervisors' any excuse to cut their visits short. They'd discussed cooking shows Croc had watched while staying over on occasion. Kirk started watching them too, both to learn a few new recipes now that he was living alone as well as to let Croc know of the amusing moments (and spectacular failures) when that week's contestants got to work. Kirk would tell him about Gotham too, of all the interesting things currently going on in the city and how spring would soon be here, now that the snow outside had turned back into rain. He'd already seen brave young flowers daring to peek above the earth in the park, tempting the ire of a late cold snap. There would be nothing to tell the police, even if he wanted to. Did Kirk want to tell them anything? He glanced down at his feet, lips pressed together in a stubborn line that... no, he didn't and he wouldn't, not unless something happened and Croc was in greater danger than having the lines of ten guns drawn on him, ready to fire at a moment's notice.

"Everything between Croc and I already gets monitored. Should he break out, that'll be down to Arkham and how they handle security as well as how well they 'treat' their patients. I'm not worried about myself and won't stop visiting just because the GCPD might start asking awkward questions." Whether or not he'd answer said questions was a completely different story.

[homeimprovementservices]

What are common office plumbing problems?

Plumbing issues in the home may cause minor inconveniences and temporary disruptions for the homeowner, but for offices even the smallest problem can cause costly issues. The decline in sales as employees get sick, structural problems and a lot more can be the result of a single plumbing issue.

Understanding common plumbing problem that affect offices and the way they can impact your business is essential in ensuring that your business continues to operate smoothly. Learn more about the common office plumbing problem.

Clogged Drains: In commercial structures (especially offices) Clogging is among the most frequently encountered plumbing issues. This is due to the comfort rooms of commercial buildings are more frequently used than those in residential buildings. You are unable to determine how the people who live within your building utilize these facilities. While they're built to endure constant use but your sinks could end up becoming blocked quite frequently. The most common signs of a blocked sink drain include if water pools or backs up close to your drain or there is a foul smell or water puddles in your sink. In the event that you fail to clear them, they could have a negative impact on your business. Blocked Drains can cause dirt and bacteria as well as other pathogens that cause harm to your health to accumulate in the drains. They can contaminate your water and cause your employees and customers to become sick.

Backed up toilets: Just like the sinks in your home, limiting the way people use your office's toilets is almost impossible. Many people believe that toilets are suitable disposal options, and this could result in a toilet that is backed up. When plumbing systems are larger this blockage can cause negative cascading effects. In the case of a clogged drain, it can cause a water overflow and result in severe water damage in your home. Like the sink clog this issue can result in bacterial accumulation that poses risky for health. If you're experiencing the smallest clog, it can be cleared with a bit of elbow grease and the plunger. However, if it's an ongoing issue or several drains have been affected, this may be due to more serious issues, such as an issue with the pump.

Dripping faucets: It's very easy to recognize when your faucet leaking. There will be water accumulating around the faucet's base or a continuous leak coming from your faucet. A single drip from a faucet could result in a significant cost in terms of water and energy. However, this issue can be easy to fix. Most often, they're an indication of a leak in the washer, seal or O-ring inside the faucet has been damaged. Just look over each part and replace the damaged part and your faucet will be in no issues.

Strong odors: Sometimes plumbing fixtures can be smelling bad, which might suggest that the room should be cleaned more frequently. But, unappealing and strong smells could be the sign of sewer smell. This is a combination of gasses like ammonia, hydrogen sulfide methane, carbon dioxide and many more. This is a significant risk to health, since inhaling these gases could harm your respiratory system in the course of time. It may be due to an issue with the trap that you have and is a U-shaped pipe. The pipeline connects your drainage with the sewer line. Your trap could have cracked walls, causing it to leak the water that it normally holds and blocks the sewage gasses from entering the buildings interior. Another possibility is an issue with the drain line. If there are cracks or leaks in the pipe, wastewater flows out and is released into the structure instead of being carried away by a drain line. In both situations you might need to repair or replace pipes, and clean your drains to eliminate the smell.

Murky water: You could notice that the water flowing from your faucets appears dark and cloudy. If that's the case, it could be the result of an accumulation of minerals within your pipes. This buildup doesn't just color your water, but it can also ruin the pipes. To fix this issue, you can use the softening process or install an filtering system for water. Certain situations will require both to clean the water supply to your house.

Hot water problems: Hot water systems found for commercial properties are more complex than those in homes. So, determining the root of problems that you are experiencing with your hot water may be challenging. If you notice that the water is hot, it could be an issue with the thermostat of your heater that cannot be fixed without the assistance of a skilled plumber. If your hot water is smelling odd or strange, then you could be suffering from bacteria that are in your heater tank. In this situation both it and your pipes must be cleaned in the earliest time possible to avoid health risks.

Fluctuating water pressure: If there are issues with your pipes, then your office's water pressure could be affected. For instance an issue with a mineral or accumulation of sediment in your pipes could cause your water pressure to rise. Although higher pressure in water seems excellent, it places greater strain on your pipes, which can result in more issues. There are numerous possible causes of too low or high water pressure. And you'll probably need assistance in identifying and determining the reason. Therefore, it's recommended to contact your plumber to examine your water system, and to replace pipes and other components as fast as you can.

Leaks: Leaks can be a typical issue in offices. While small leaks may seem insignificant however, they can waste water and can turn into a bigger leak if left unattended. For instance, bigger leaks can end up flooding your office and causing damage. Make sure you patch up your plumbing immediately when you notice a leak and contact a plumber to evaluate the plumbing. Repairing leaky plumbing quickly can help you avoid expensive repairs.

As with all plumbing issues taking the time to fix the issue will result in more serious issues down the line. If you are experiencing any of these plumbing issues in your office, you should make sure you have your water systems examined immediately.

Resolve Plumbing Issues with Professionals Determine the Problem: Identify the issue, whether it is poor water pressure, blockages, or leaks. Experts in Research: Seek out trustworthy plumbers with positive testimonials. Speak with Experts: Make an appointment via phone or website. Consultation: Talk about the problem and receive a thorough analysis and estimate. Preparation: Arrange everything for simple access and collect any required paperwork. Repair: Give the experts the opportunity to use their knowledge and equipment to resolve the issue at urban gaffa. Check-In After Repair: Examine the work to make sure the issue has been fixed. Follow-up: Keep in touch in case there are any more problems or need routine maintenance. Hiring professionals ensures long-lasting, effective fixes for plumbing issues.

[wudinfyre12]

Illuminating Dubai: Najmat Al Miraj Leading the Way in Electrical and Plumbing Services

In the bustling metropolis of Dubai, where innovation and modernity converge, ensuring the smooth functioning of essential services is paramount. Among these, electrical and plumbing services stand out as vital components in maintaining the city's infrastructure and ensuring the comfort of its residents. In this dynamic landscape, one company shines brightly: Najmat Al Miraj.

Introduction: Najmat Al Miraj has emerged as a beacon of excellence in providing top-notch electrical and plumbing services in Dubai. With a commitment to quality, reliability, and customer satisfaction, Najmat Al Miraj has established itself as a trusted partner for residential, commercial, and industrial projects alike.

Electrical Services in Dubai: In a city that never sleeps, a reliable electrical system is indispensable. Whether it's lighting up towering skyscrapers, powering cutting-edge technology, or illuminating luxurious residences, the demand for impeccable electrical services in Dubai is constant. Najmat Al Miraj rises to this challenge with a team of skilled professionals equipped with the latest tools and techniques.

From installation and maintenance to troubleshooting and repairs, Najmat Al Miraj delivers comprehensive electrical solutions tailored to the unique needs of each client. Whether it's wiring a new construction project, upgrading existing systems for energy efficiency, or ensuring compliance with safety standards, Najmat Al Miraj stands ready to meet the most demanding electrical requirements with precision and expertise.

Plumbers in Dubai: In a city where water is a precious resource, efficient plumbing is indispensable. From high-rise buildings to sprawling villas, ensuring proper water supply, drainage, and sanitation systems is essential for maintaining the city's hygiene and functionality. Najmat Al Miraj excels in providing top-of-the-line plumbing services in Dubai, addressing everything from minor leaks to major installations with finesse and efficiency.

With a team of experienced plumbers equipped with advanced tools and techniques, Najmat Al Miraj tackles plumbing challenges head-on, delivering solutions that exceed expectations. Whether it's installing state-of-the-art fixtures, repairing water leaks, or designing custom plumbing solutions for unique architectural projects, Najmat Al Miraj stands out as a reliable partner for all plumbing needs in Dubai.

Conclusion: In the ever-evolving landscape of Dubai, where excellence is the standard and innovation is the norm, Najmat Al Miraj stands tall as a beacon of reliability and quality in the realm of electrical and plumbing services. With a dedication to customer satisfaction, a commitment to excellence, and a track record of success, Najmat Al Miraj continues to illuminate the path forward, setting new standards of excellence in Dubai's electrical and plumbing industry. Whether it's lighting up the skyline or ensuring smooth water flow, Najmat Al Miraj remains the trusted partner for all electrical and plumbing needs in Dubai and beyond.

[eco1plumbingllc]

Emergency Plumbing Service: How to Handle Sudden Issues with Ease

Introduction:

Ensuring a healthy home involves more than just visible cleanliness; it extends to the hidden infrastructure, specifically the drainage system. Unfortunately, the importance of regular drain cleaning is often underestimated by homeowners until confronted with persistent clogs or sluggish drains. This article delves into the critical aspects of drain cleaning, emphasizing its essential role in maintaining a hygienic and efficient household.

Identifying the Culprits of Clogged Drains:

Understanding the necessity of drain cleaning requires acknowledging the common culprits behind clogged drains. Hair, soap scum, grease, food particles, and mineral buildup top the list. Over time, these substances accumulate in the pipes, creating obstructions that hinder the smooth flow of water. Neglecting these issues can lead to a range of problems, from unpleasant odors to severe plumbing emergencies.

The Advantages of Regular Drain Cleaning:

1. Preventing Clogs and Blockages:

The proactive approach of regular drain cleaning is the most effective way to prevent clogs and blockages. Professional plumbers leverage specialized tools and techniques to eliminate built-up debris, ensuring a clear pathway for water to flow. This proactive measure helps homeowners avoid the inconvenience and potential damage associated with clogged drains.

2. Eliminating Foul Odors:

 Accumulated debris in drains emits unpleasant odors, indicating the presence of harmful microorganisms. Regular drain cleaning eliminates these odor-causing elements, contributing to a fresher and more sanitary living environment. A home free from foul smells enhances overall comfort and well-being.

3. Preventing Pipe Damage:

Clogs not only impede water flow but also exert pressure on pipes. Over time, this pressure can lead to pipe damage, including cracks or leaks. Regular drain cleaning helps maintain the integrity of the plumbing system, preventing costly repairs and water damage to the home.

4. Improving Water Flow:

Slow-draining sinks and showers are early signs of potential drainage issues. Professional drain cleaning ensures water can flow freely through pipes, preventing slow drains and minimizing the risk of backups. This results in improved water flow and a more efficient plumbing system.

5. Extending the Lifespan of Plumbing Fixtures:

Clogged drains can stress plumbing fixtures, such as sinks, toilets, and showers. Keeping drains clean extends the lifespan of these fixtures, avoiding premature wear and tear. This not only saves money on replacements but also contributes to sustainable living practices.

DIY vs. Professional Drain Cleaning:

While some homeowners resort to do-it-yourself (DIY) solutions for drain cleaning, these often offer only temporary relief. Chemical drain cleaners can be harsh on pipes and may not effectively remove all debris. Moreover, DIY methods may not address underlying issues within the plumbing system.

Professional drain cleaning involves a thorough inspection, identification of potential problems, and the use of advanced equipment for a comprehensive cleaning process. Plumbing professionals possess the expertise to tackle stubborn clogs and provide long-term solutions, promoting the overall health of the drainage system.

Conclusion:

In conclusion, regular drain cleaning is a fundamental aspect of home maintenance that should not be underestimated. It goes beyond addressing immediate clogs; it contributes to a cleaner, more hygienic living space and prevents potential plumbing disasters. Investing in professional drain cleaning services ensures the longevity of your plumbing system, saving both time and money in the long run. Prioritize drain cleaning and relish the benefits of a healthy, smoothly functioning home.

[arualmeow]

havent posted much about this outside of my priv twitter, but i've been renovating a room with my dad for the past few months, slow going but in the final stretches! picked bright colors since its in a basement, but its coming together nicely

[larkiethings]

so today at work one of my coworkers hands me a box

I have no context for this. He’s a 50? 60? Year old plumber who tends to walk into the office, tell a dad joke, and leave. I’ve just arrived at work and am still putting my purse away. So he hands me this box and says it comes with instructions. I open it and unfold this

He says his great grandma probably made it

This pansy is the tiniest pocket in the world

It could use some blocking after who knows how many years in the box but look at these sweet little pansies!

The pattern was clearly typed on a typewriter, several pages of it. I guess this was an apron specifically for having your friends over for tea.

I just happened to be wearing a skirt that kind of goes with it, so I did wear it all day (it’s a @mayakern skirt!) and another friend said I look like I should be living in a shoe. Perhaps as some sort of mouse girl making pastries for the other woodland creatures. But uhhhhh what an incredible heirloom piece to just be handed. It’s probably twice as old as I am. I’m definitely going to bring it to stitch circle this week

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

I am one of two people in two teamss at work who knows the Ancient and Forbidden Art of Refilling the Toilet Towel Holder.

The other one works part time.

The instructions on how to do it are on the inside of the dispenser, in helpful pictures.

At least once a week, several dozen fully grown women, trusted by a bunch of tight fisted fossils from accounting to pay out ten thousand euros or more, from both teams (including the leader of the team I'm not part of) see an empty towel holder and decide, rather than try and refill it themselves, rather than fetch either person who can fix the problem, what they really want to do is dry their hands on a soggy roll of toilet paper several people with wet hands have used before them, or just not wash their hands at all.

Our department head is mystefied how we hit the flu wave so early every year.

Today someone decided to throw out tuna in the nonrecyclable waste in the toilet. The trash cans are located in the least well ventilated area of the room.

And to top it all off, someone stepped in something that looks and behaves like excrement, walked into a stall, noticed stains that look like... well, shit, on the floor behind them and, instead of looking inward, walked to the other, still clean stall and soiled that too.

I've never been happier to be wearing a dress at work.

I already look forward to the email full of corporate euphemisms we'll get from the department head tomorrow asking what the fuck is wrong with us.

[tastefultrunking]

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[outerspace-iiinnerspace]

murderbot crossover where a future version of the lupgang (or just like the regular version who cares) are trying to rob preservation station and get super frustrated when somehow all their brilliant plans get thwarted and frantically trying to come up with new and wilder stuff and mb getting more and more frustrated because it just can’t manage to get ahold of these bozos and it’s allergic to shenanigans

[catoslvt]

Ben Hargreeves x Reader

I would've married you if you'd stuck around🐙

sorta s4 spoilers? but nobody takes the Marigold and lived their life.

plus I'm changing things because... yeah.

I walk into the birthday party for little Grace, who is one of Diego and Lila's children with her birthday present in my hand. It's just a silly child's keyboard because what the fuck do you get a six year old?

I make my way through the swarm of running and screaming children, the part of me that never grew up hurting because that's the childhood I always wished to have, yknow, running about, screaming my head off with all my friends but no, at the age of six I was learning how to disarm gunmen and learning how to control my powers.

God my life has gotten so much better without them.

Once I'm out the swarm of children, my eyes instantly fall on Sloane, Luther, and Ben, and I feel a slight shiver go down my spine at the sight of ben, I mean it's weird to think he has the face of the boy I used to love when we were like thirteen, but he's not the boy I love, I think anyway, I mean okay I sorta have feelings for this Ben, but I don't want him to think it's because he has the face of my old Ben, its confusing isn't it?

"y/n hi!" Sloane exclaims, waving me over with her hands, and I put on a wide smile as I make my way over to her, setting my present for Grace on the table beside her before she wraps me into a tight hug, which I return with an awkward laugh.

"I heard you're a firefighter now? that's sick." I say, turning to Luther with a smile and he just nods.

"we brought the Umbrella Academy, we're currently renovating it, I'd love for you to come stay some time." He tells me, and I widen my eyes, pretending to be interested as I make small 'oo' noises.

I hate when our family gather together, I mean Luther is married with a child, Diego is married with kids, I don't know what the fuck is going on with Allison, weve hardly spoken since we got to this time line and its not exactly that i dont want to talk to her, i just dont know what id say, Klaus doesn't need love, Five is technically married to a piece of plastic, Ben's just out of prison, Viktor has basically dated every girl in his town and I'm just.. there, I end up feeling extremely left out at the family gatherings when they start talking about issues with their kids or relationship problems because the only relationship problem was the fact Ben died on me.

"How was prison?" I ask ben, my eyes lighting up slightly as I turn to face him, all my attention now on him.

"I can't exactly say I enjoyed it." He tells me, raising a bottle of beer to his lips and taking a sip, and I just know his parole officer is gonna be pissed so I just let out a quiet laugh.

"So where are you staying then? I can't imagine your parole officer would let you live far." I then go onto ask, and he groans slightly, pointing at Luther and Sloane who are now talking to Diego.

"but I'm seriously debating robbing a bank just to get thrown back in." He then adds, looking around and I can't help but laugh a little louder.

"You're staying with them?" I scoff, turning to look at him with raised eyebrows.

"hardly by choice, I just needed a permanent address." He sighs, and I laugh again.

"Fresh out prison, and you're gonna be turned into a painter, electrician, plumber and babysitter. good luck." I tell him and he lets out a small chuckle before taking another drink from his beer.

"How have you been then?" Ben asks, and I shrug slightly.

"I mean, yeah, I've been.. living." I answer with a laugh, and he nods in agreement.

"Why don't we go get you a drink, we can sit at a table at the very back, and you can let it all out." He offers and I rapidly nod.

I sit at the table with Ben, taking a small sip from my beer before clearing my throat.

"I'm a child psychologist now." I tell him, and he nods slightly.

"I mean, it just felt right, yknow? I want to help kids so they don't end up with a childhood that we had. Well, I mean, without the powers, the robotic mom, the alien dad, you get what I mean." I tell him with a small wave of my hand, and he continues to nod, a small smile on his face.

"I get it." He tells me, and we both fall into a comfortable silence before he breaks it right as I take a mouthful of beer.

"don't you miss your powers?"

that question almost makes me spit my beer everywhere, my eyes widening as I stare at him.

"God, no, I don't miss them in this time line Nobody knows who I am, nobody takes a double take or gawks at me waiting to see my powers in use, I can be whatever I want to be in this timeline and I plan on using that to my hearts content." I tell him, and he just looks at me.

"You don't miss them? not even a little bit?" He asks, and I shake my head, which causes him to shrug slightly.

"I miss my powers, I feel.. ordinary without them." He tells me, and I furrow my eyebrows slightly.

"No offence, but I'm glad you don't have your powers. You died because of them in my original timeline, and it's good to see what my ben would've looked like grown up." I tell him, and he gives me a sad smile before we fall quiet yet again.

"and i think it's good to feel ordinary, I spent my whole childhood wanting to be normal to fit in, and now I do." I then add, and he scoffs.

"There's nothing ordinary about us y/n. Apart from the Umbrella Academy and the Sparrow Academy, nobody in the world has gone through even a fraction of what we have, and you've technically went through more than me because the Umbrellas ended the world in 2019, just to then go and do it again back in the 60s, to come back for it to end in 2019 again.." Ben says, and I just scoff, but I can't help but laugh and nod.

"and both times was technically Viktors fault." I argue, and we both smile before Five appears from under a slide somewhere and nods, a bottle of beer in his hand.

"it was Viktors fault both times. Actually, she's not making that up." He tells ben as he makes his way over to our table, dragging a chair along behind him, and ben just raised his eyebrows slightly, clearly pissed off our conversation had been distributed by Five, who still looks like a kid.

"Well, isn't this just a sad table of losers who feel out of place at their nieces birthday party with all the married couples and kids." Five says as he sits his beer down on our table with a large clink.

"I don't feel out of place, I could easily find someone I could marry and have kids with. you couldn't because you look like you're 18." I argue, and five leans back in his seat and crosses his arms slightly, mouthing ben so subtly so that ben can't see.

"Wait, y/n, did you ever even move on after your ben died?" My other Ben asks, and I look at him, my eyes wide as I try to muster an answer.

I try to muster up and answer, but none suitable come to my mind because the truth is I didn't even try to move on, I felt like there was no point, my whole childhood my heart was set on the fact that I'd be marrying Ben, I wanted to at the time despite how young we were and the fact we didn't fully understand the whole concept of marrige and he said he wanted to aswell. when he died I just blamed myself, I thought it was my fault he had died and I convinced myself everyone I love will die because of me, as a sort of reminder that my powers were a curse. obviously, that fact was proven false because my powers are gone. but even now, I'm still cautious to open myself back up to love, but when I'm with this ben, I feel myself slowly opening up again.

"I tried, but nobody stuck around." I lie, and Five shoots me a knowing glare, and Ben just nods, yet another comfortable silence falling over us as I take a large drink from my beer, staring down at my hands before Five starts a conversation with Ben and I can't help but sigh a sigh of relief.

somehow, Luther and Sloane have convinced me to come to theirs to stay the night.

"I think it'll have beneficial effects on releasing your childhood trauma y/n." Luther tells me as I sit in the back of his car, ben at the other side as sloane sits in the front and stares out the window.

"I'm the child psychologist Luther. You just stick to putting out fires." I state, crossing my arms slightly as I stare out the car window, watching the world go by the single frame of glass, trying to hide my smile as I hear Ben laugh at my comment.

"Do you ever sit and look at people and just laugh to yourself because you've saved their asses from the end of the world three times now?" I ask to Luther mainly due to the fact the Sparrow Academy have only had to save the world once, which ended up in all but two of them dying and he just shrugs as he continues to drive.

"Imagine how Viktor feels, knowing he almost killed them twice." Ben says, and that causes me to laugh, slapping a hand over my mouth as I try to stop it.

"That's nasty! the first time wasn't fully his fault. He just discovered his powers and didn't know how to stop them." I tell him, leaning over to gently slap his arm, but I'm still laughing.

"Plus, it's also semi Luther fault for locking him in this weird, safe thing." I add, and Luther groans, muttering something under his breath, leaving me to smile proudly.

"Let's just sit in silence till we get home." Luther suggests, and nobody says a single word to protest and I guess it would be sorta rude if I did seeing as I'm staying at his house tonight.

I sit in my old room, looking around at how empty it is because the Umbrella Academy doesn't exist in this timeline, meaning this room is just a room where I just so happened to share all of my good childhood memories, or atleast the handful I can call good.

"Why would you actually agree to come back here?" Ben asks with a laugh as he stands at the doorframe, staring down at me with questioning eyes.

"I think it's actually partly to do with what Luther said, I think it's good for myself to come see the place and realise that everything that happened back in my time line is just memories now, I dont know I guess I'm trying to give myself some closure." I answer with a shrug as ben walks further into the room, now sitting beside me on the bed.

"What were we like? in your timeline anyway?" ben asks, and I feel my heart stop for a second as I look at him for a brief moment.

"Really young but you -" I cut myself off. Is it wrong to address this ben as my Ben? because it is the same person, but it's not at the same time.

"we understood each other, he- *you* were one of the only people at the Umbrella Academy who showed me love despite our age. if we were doing paired work, we'd always be together, at meals we'd always pass notes, during training we always went easy on each other, during missions we always had a close eye on each other, we'd always spend time in my room. yeah, we were really young, but we still loved each other." I tell him, and he just looks at me, a sad smile on his face.

"we were convinced we were gonna get married, and in all honesty, I would've married you if you stuck around." I then add, looking away as I get an unbearable feeling of sadness.

"I would've married you if you came to the Sparrow Academy timeline earlier." Ben tells me, and I almost choke on my spit as I look at him, my eyes wide.

"What?" I ask, shaking my head slightly.

"I felt myself changing slightly the minute I looked at you when our academies met, but I was too.." He trails off trying to find the words.

"stuck up? full of yourself?" I begin listing and he rolls his eyes but he smiles slightly.

"Yeah, yeah, I was too stuck up to actually allow myself to change for you, and also, I was too scared because I know im nothing like your ben so I didn't want to cause a disappointment as though you lost him again." Ben admits, and I just stare at him.

"Ben, you are my ben." I state, my eyes not leaving his face, not even when his eyes light up slightly, not even when he turns to look at me.

"I didn't want to tell you in case you thought I'm just using you because of what happened with Umbrella Ben, but I promise you that is not the case. You are my ben." I then add, and I see his eyes softening as a small smile appears on the edge of his lips.

"so it's safe to say we like each other then?" He asks after a moment of us just staring at each other.

"I guess so." I jokingly groan, but I wrap my arms around his neck and pull him into a hug, just savouring the feeling of ben in my arms, my ben as one of his arms wrap around my waist, the other one coming up to reach into my hair, pressing the back of my head closer into him.

"I can't believe you went to prison, you asshole! I was gonna tell you I had feelings for you once we all settled into the new timeline, and then you went to prison."I scoff, and he pulls away from the embrace slightly and looks at me.

"You could've always written a letter or something." He tells me, a smirk playing on his lips.

"I would've been better using a carrier pigeon. No chance was I gonna have a prison pen pal." I scoff, rolling my eyes, but I did write, and then I wrote again, and again, and guess what? I wrote again.

"I did write to you, over and over again, I just never had the courage to send them, because imagine you got one of the letters, wrote back but it didn't send to me?" I ask, a shiver going down my spine at the thought of never knowing if he felt the same way.

"Well, I would've rewrote the same letter every day and sent it to you until you got it." Ben says, a slight hint of promise in his words, and with that, I press a kiss to his lips, and he instantly returns it, his hand on my waist tightening, gently pushing my head closer to his as he depends the kiss and we continue in our kissing embrace got a few moments, before we hear a:

"When I said coming here would help to release your childhood trauma, I didn't mean by doing.. this." Luther says, and I just pull away laughing.

[choso-star]

jjk men and jobs!!

summary:

jjk men and there modern jobs!!

characters:

gojo, geto, choso, nanami, toji, megumi, yuji, ino

authors note

wow this was a lot more than i was thinking id wrote for my first time! let me know what you think!

CONTAINS! nsfw, fluff

bartender! gojo

-i just see gojo as a bartender, i have literally no clue why i just do.

-just imagine him standing behind the bar, muscles showing through his tight dress shirt, sleeves slightly pulled up🤭🤭

-thats definitely how you guys met, him standing behind the bar on your 21st birthday, your friends long gone partying and you just sitting there, looking all sweet.

“aww look at the little birthday girl layin down and takin my cock so well” all you can do to respond to the man pounding into you is clench your pussy around his cock. “to fucked dumb to say anything? its okay baby we’ll be finished soon and i can send you back to your friends” when you do end up going back to your friends, gojo is back behind the bar serving drinks and your walking out of the bar with cum dripping down your leg.

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tattoo artist! geto

-i have such a love hate relationship with this man😞

-he looks like he would genuinely be so talented, and so skillful with his hands(🤭)

-his favorite tattoos to do are definitely the more intricate ones he can really put his heart into

-you probably came into his shop, no appointment and wanting your first tattoo. normally, he probably wouldnt have done it for anybody else, but you’re just to cute to refuse.

“hold still princess, it’ll only hurt for a moment” geto says, pressing the needle to your skin, a loud cry leaving your throat. normally, this wouldnt bother him but today its just different. no matter how many times he tells you to stay quiet or for you to not move, you dont listen, you cant help it after all. “y’know what if your gonna keep bitchin i’ll make you quite”

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piercer! choso

-this man has my heart he could literally do anything to me

-choso is such a sweetheart, he really is, but he doesn’t necessarily look that sweet.

-with his strong build, arms covered in tattoos, several piercings, he looks a little more rugged.

-this certainly wasnt your first piercing, but it was one of your more painful ones, and based on the reviews, choso was your best and safest bet.

-you were definitely nervous but once you saw choso you almost turned around and left. but your committed, your going to get this piercing.

“just lay down on the chair and it wont take very long” you lay down, ‘to late to turn back now’ you thought. as you lay back choso takes his seat in between your legs, preparing everything to complete the piercing. his hands slightly lifted up your shirt to expose your belly button. you would be lying if it wasn’t a great sight. “so pretty, ready for your piercing?”

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ceo! nanami

-i know, i know “ceo? everyone puts him as that” its just what he is😞

-he looks so good, sitting at the desk in his office, one foot crossed over the other propped on the desk, working on paper work

-your just his little secretary bringing him coffee every morning and checking up on him every so often. i guess you wouldnt want colleagues to know what you always do at your 2 o’clock meeting.

“such a good girl bent over the desk for me” he says, fingers plunging in and out of your tight cunt. “nanamin p-please give’m more” you slur out, then feeling a sharp slap across your ass, causing you to whimper. “if you dont shut up your not getting any of my cock”

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plumber! toji

-oh god he can come clean my pipes whenever 😊😊 (please send help)

-definitely fucking hates his job😭 wishes he didnt have to work but knows he needs the money bad.

-you would think he would half ass shit to get it done but he’s doing everything the best he can so he never has to come back.

-and then he came to your house, or, your daddys mansion.

“m’better hurry up before your daddy gets home” toji says, holding your hips as you bounce on his cock. “t-toji your too big., m’gonna cum soon- ah” you cried out, but your sobs fell to deaf ears as toji started fucking up into you harder “c’mon baby lets make this quick, we can do more next time”

toji didn’t fix all of your houses pipes this time, looks like he’ll have to come back to finish the job.

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actor! megumi

-he’s a pretty boy so ofc he’s gonna be on screen

-all the girls want him, he’s literally the josh hutcherson of his universe. constant edits being made of him, always being shipped with someone new.

-what they wouldnt expect is the one he wants isnt an actor, a producer, another celebrity of any kind, but his own personal makeup artist

“hold still megs i have to put more blush on you” you say, slightly sticking your tongue out to concentrate. megumi’s hands find there way to your hips, and pulling you down onto his lap, causing you to accidentally get to much blush on the side of his face“megumi! now im gonna have to redo your base” you whine, but megumi doesn’t care, pulling you into a slow kiss “as long as i get to spend more time with my favorite girl”

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delivery driver! yuji

-i felt bad for giving him a delivery driver (no hate to delivery drivers obvi) i feel like its so much less glamorous but it kinda fits him😭😭

-yuji is a little pizza boy, driving around the city in his busted, broken toyota camry, but whatever pays the bills right?

-but, hes a broke college student and this is the only way to pay off all his loans.

-its his last house for the night, he walks up to the door and sees you, teary eyed and holding a tub of ice-cream in one hand and a spoon in the other.

“fuck.. you like that? do i fuck you better than he ever could” he said, your pushed against the wall with yuji fucking you at a pace you cant keep up woth “mmmhm.. m’yes- y..uji soso good!” you cry out, tears spilling from your face as he keeps going “good, i’ll fuck the thoughts of him out of your mind”

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firefighter! ino

-oh my lord imagine this man in firefighter gear, AWOOGA, that hose aint the only thing spraying🥰(im sorry that was so bad😭)

-ino is a caring person, putting others safety before his own, i mean thats his job as a firefighter.

-so when someone sets your apartment on fore, ino is the first one rushing in to help, even tho he has no clue who you are

-he helps you out, and then theres the investigation, but ino is the only one you trust to talk to about what happened! looks like you’ll be spending a lot more time with him!!

“cmon baby im only fucking you in here cause you basically begged for me infront of those police officers “ he says hips snapping against your own, balls slapping your ass. “i only wanna talk to that firefighter ino! cant i talk to ino!” he says in a high pitch tone meant to be mocking you. “well now im here so talk to me baby, tell me how you feel.”