#poker tables

[blackliberationcollective]

Galley - Home Bar Inspiration for a large contemporary galley medium tone wood floor seated home bar remodel with an undermount sink, flat-panel cabinets, dark wood cabinets, quartzite countertops and mirror backsplash

[hangitupkeepitup]

Transitional Home Bar Houston Example of a large transitional u-shaped slate floor and gray floor wet bar design with a drop-in sink, raised-panel cabinets, beige cabinets, granite countertops and beige backsplash

[chicavegan]

Contemporary Home Bar - Home Bar Seated home bar - large contemporary galley ceramic tile and beige floor seated home bar idea with stainless steel countertops and beige backsplash

[feliciawillams]

This thing is insane.

[rinann]

Home Bar Galley Los Angeles seated home bar image in a mid-sized trendy galley with a limestone floor.

[racingpit]

Contemporary Home Bar - Galley An illustration of a large, modern galley, seated home bar design with a medium-toned wood floor, an undermount sink, flat-panel cabinets, dark wood cabinets, quartzite countertops, and a mirror backsplash.

[sea-buns]

I like how something insane happens and this immediately turns into an episode of A Starstruck Odyssey

[exo-plushie]

Modern Family Room (Los Angeles)

[bogglle]

impy max

[dailycupofcreativitea]

Here's this year's Secret Santa pic I made for a friend! Happy Holidays! 🎄🎁🃏

[istadris]

Bowser : why is Green Mario here ?? I didn't kidnap anyone this week ! Won't you pests leave me alone ?? You have a death wish or what, you wimpy little-

Luigi, scruffed by the collar : ah, I'm-I'm-I'm here for the job offer actually.

Bowser : what job offer ??

Luigi : *holds up an ad for a croupier job*

Kamek : that tracks, Sire, the casino is hiring these days.

Bowser : You ?? A dealer in MY casino ?? Since when do you that ??

Luigi, shrugging : it's-a been a while but I used to do that as a side job during my studies. I saw the ad, got nostalgic, and-

Bowser : Pah !! As if I would hire you ! I'm NOT gonna let you turn my casino into a joke ! Bet you can't even hold a deck properly !

Luigi, glaring : bet I can beat you at any card game.

Bowser, too vexed to think : DEAL !

*

Bowser, 2 hours later : ...what just happened.

Kamek : you promised him the job if he beat you, Your Baffledness.

Bowser : HOW IS HE THAT GOOD ?? He must have cheated!! I can't give him the job !!

Kamek : Sire, you gave your word-!

Bowser, grinning devilishly : he wants to work for me ? Oh, is he gonna love his new job...

[doctorsiren]

I have to say I love your defenseworth au. But I gotta say/ask for this.

I gotta see some Phoenix and Franziska bonding. Like mayber over Phoenix teaching her about poker with a secret lesson about how to read people which can be very handy for the job field their going into and just.

I gotta know man, what their relationship like as siblings.

he’d bring out her immature side that she tries to keep hidden under her prosecutor persona simply due to his own immaturity

This is them bonding I swear

[nerfpuncher]

The fact that they never took Tech to a space casino to hustle people at cards is such Bullshit they could have made so much money in a single night doing that .

Phee babysits Omega for them and they all go to space Las Vegas and it just turns into the Star Wars version of The Hangover

Like it would be so funny cause it would probably just look like this

[windmaedchen-oceanhorn]

Since Valen's tales changed... one (two) stood out particularly for its most cliché content. xD Not that I doubt for a second, though, that Valen could and would do this. ;-)

The following old tales are recorded from memory. If you have them saved or can make suggestions, please do and I'll edit it. (@noisette-tornade?)

Valen's Tales - OLD versus NEW

1. OLD: Valen once had a duel with a swordsman hired by an evil lord. He skillfully dodged all the attacks and won the duel with a single strike.

NEW: Valen once had a duel with a swordsman hired by an evil lord. He skillfully won by slicing off the man's belt and pantsing him. Everyone was impressed by what they saw.

2. OLD: Recently, the success rate of Valen's undercover missions dropped a bit, because the villagers warmly greet him whenever they see him.

NEW: Recently, Valen's clandestine missions have been less successful because the children he saved before always run up and warmly call out to him!

3. OLD: "Ever since Mr. Valen rescued me from those aweful bandits, his handsome face has been etched into my mind." Mary, resident of Holistone.

NEW: "Ever since Sir Valen rescued me from those awful bandits, his dashing image has been etched into my mind. I even dreamt of him a few times. Don't tell my husband." -Mrs. Mary, a resident of Holistone

4. OLD: When a waiter at the Traveler's Light tried to learn one of Valen's signature moves, he poked a hole into the tavern's iconic barrel.

NEW: When a waiter at the Traveler's Light tried one of Valen's signature moves, the sword flew out of his hand and poked a hole in the tavern's iconic barrel, almost slicing off the head of the patron that was sitting next to it.

5. OLD: Valen once removed a deposit for some villagers, who had put together their savings as his reward. He took nothing but a single egg, his favourite food.

NEW: Valen once removed a local gangster for some villagers, who put together their savings as his reward. However, he refused their gift and instead asked for a basket of eggs. He told them he loves omelets and egg muffins.

6. OLD: The owner of an underground gambling house turned white in shock when he saw that his interrogator was none other than Valen, who had won a fortune at the poker table that night.

NEW: The owner of an underground gambling house was shocked when he discovered that the person who arrested him was none other than Valen, a regular at poker tables. "If you start a poker club in prison, let me know." Valen smiled innocently.

7. no changes: "We've discussed it for a while, but no one knows the full story. How on earth did General Hogan catch the captain?" -A member of the Solitaries

8. OLD: "Valen is more reliable than he looks." - General Hogan

NEW: "Valen is more reliable than he looks. He once fought off a group of brigands with a mop and a pot lid." -General Hogan

9. OLD: The girls in Holistone often gather to gossip about Valen's love life. But no one has actually seen him successfully court a lady.

NEW: The girls in Holistone often gather to gossip about Valen's love life. However, none of them admitted to actually having seen him with a lady. It makes one wonder what they're really gossiping about.

10. OLD: The infamous sword "Stormcaller" is missing to this day. On the night of the auction, members claimed to have seen someone resembling Valen in the vicinity.

NEW: The infamous sword "Stormcaller" is still missing to this day. According to some illicit peddlers, they claimed to have seen someone resembling Valen at an auction one night. When asked, Valen replied, "There are a lot of handsome guys in Esperia."

[jakorcuppa]

this is what poker night at the inventory would look like if i was in control of the characters that got in

[blissfali]

doodle req calamityduo...

las nevadas constantly losing money because of ctommys habit of negotiating with the employees. and by negotating i mean he tells them that his dad is literally the president and then they let him in