#policejokes

[iam-jpayton]

#tiktok #aintnowayboy #jpaytoncomedy #comedy #2021 #lmfao #lasvegas #viral #lol #damn #policejokes #upandcomjng #gettingpulledoverbelike #hoodcomedy #jpayton #studioone7 #lit #blacktiktok #blackactors #jokes #imweak #beardgang #payton #instagram #comic #luaghter #reallife #xtremecomedyclub #raidersnation https://www.instagram.com/p/CQrz2SMFcZK/?utm_medium=tumblr

[guliamainecoon]

911 what's yr emergency? My chair is stolen!!! #policejokes #police #policie #policiecr #polizei #vtipyopolicajtech #mainecoon #mainecooninstagram #mainecoonkitten #mainecoonlovers #mainecooncat #mainecoonfuriends #mottledcat #justchilling #mood #comfort #leather #leatherseat #woodinterior #Gulia #Julča #mcfphotocontest (v místě Czechia) https://www.instagram.com/p/COfjj5QLAka/?igshid=1joscaxp94cmh

[cartoonheadcase]

*Breaking News!* #policememes #copmemes #policehumour #sarcasticmemes #cophumor #news #trending #sarcastichumor #policememe #sarcasm #policehumor #copjokes #cophumour #copmeme #policejokes #breakingnews #sarcasticcops #copswithhumor #policewithhumor #copsmemes #copsandrobbers #copswithsarcasm #policejokesallday #newsmeme #funnynews #viral #copswithhumorarethebest #policememesarethebestmemes #sarcastichumour #sarcastic https://www.instagram.com/p/CBLhYAahHxV/?igshid=1x6piy2xe5li0

[yuckitup-jwd]

Materialistic Lawyer

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" "Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"

[rickyvalero]

She lost a book from the library during school (the book was about Police Jokes 🙄) and I had to pay $16 and I'm making her work it off. #imnotlaughing #kids #mygirl #policejokes #funny #jokes #funnyvideos #laughing #SIXTEENDOLLARS #lifelessons #library #school #rippedoff #shesworkingitoff #shesmad #beingadasisfun #dadlife #nwa #ilovemydaughter #shesfunny #kidssaythedarndestthings #iaintpaying #fuckdapolice #someonecalliceCubeforme #shesgoingtojail #whoneedstheirhousecleanedfor16dollars #parentingisfun #hashtaggingfornoreason #thiskidisblamingeveryonebutherself #ifyoufindthebookcallme #imystartaGoFundMe

[leogirl8599]

How to aggravate a cop without taking his doughnut away.

Police: *Knock Knock*

Me: Who is it?

Police: Police!

Me: What do you want?

Police: to talk

Me: How many are you?

Police: 2 of us....

Me: Well talk to each other

[guliamainecoon]

Little joke for our czech friends! #joke #czechjoke #policejokes #catjoke #policie #police #standingcat (v místě Funny Place) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKZISQCLRrV/?igshid=1850sou1jmx8k

[yuckitup-jwd]

Speedster got caught.

There once was a young fellow who fell prey to a speed trap in a small southern town. The cop wrote him a ticket and then hauled him before the local Justice of the Peace. The Justice fined the young man $200 and collected the money on the spot.The young fellow turned to go but was called back by the Justice and handed the old ticket. The speedster said, "Just what am I supposed to do with this? I paid my fine!" Whereupon the old J. P. replied, "Keep it, when you get three, you get a bicycle!"