#polygraph testing

[ricky-mortis]

I drew Ted from the wonderful @nabwastaken ‘s Time Bastard Au! The original design is by the talented @midnightnautilus , and was so very fun to draw!

[so-i-did-this-thing]

You work in government, right? How did you background checks go? That makes me really nervous to try as a career.

Two anecdotes for you;

At my pre-employment polygraph test:

Tester, giving off ex-CIA vibes: "OK, so before we begin, is there anything about you that would embarass [government entity]?"

Me, irritated to even be there (polygraphs are dumb): "I dunno, man, I'm trans and my credit is in the shitter right now, you tell me."

Tester, laughing at my bluntness: "No one cares about the first one. You're working on your credit, yeah?"

Me: "Yes, I've fixed old bad habits and now am steadily paying off old debt."

Tester: "Good, we just want to make sure you're not a blackmail or bribe risk. You're fine."

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Security coordinator, looking at my background check forms where I very clearly checked the "did not signup for selective service box" and wrote an answer why: "Uh... so... sorry to call you, this is just to confirm I'm very clear about your paperwork. And... uhhh.... you checked you never have signed up for selective service, sir, and, uhhh...."

Me: "I'm a transgender man. I am exempt and my birth certificate still clearly says "F" on it for convenience in this case. You should have all my relevant paperwork when I changed my name and gender markers elsewhere."

Coordinator, visibly relieved I'm the one who came out and said the hard part: "Ok, thank god, uh, thank you. Yes, I do have everything. I just wanted to be absolutely sure and I hate having to ask like this, sir, have a good day and you should be cleared soon."

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So yeah, my background checks have been uneventful. Ymmv -- where I have worked has been rather liberal. But it's pointless (and stupid) to lie, so might as well own it and look them right in the eye if you being trans comes up.

Now, do I think being trans in government work could be more fraught in a possible GOP federal administration? For sure, but nothing extraordinary I can do about that and I'll just keep on keeping on until I need to leave for my safety.

[julie-finlay]

[dailybehbeh]

Behbeh

[lemonofthevalley]

guess who might have to do a polygraph testt

[diueliz]

so funny to me when even misogynists have to admit an album by women rips so they must construct all kinds of absurdly contrived conspiracies around Who Actually Wrote It. Like to call the music bad would be so ridiculous. Obviously misogyny doesn't function through logic or rationality or whatever so this doesn't make sense and it would sort of imply that all women's art that gets wholly dismissed deserves to be dismissed but still it's so funnyy

[lilithsaintcrow]

"The government’s guidelines had repeatedly stressed that we should not do any research before our polygraph. Their insistence struck me as odd: if the machine detects lies, why would it matter?"

[singing-not-sleeping-beauty]

when your psych professor asks you to write a paper disproving the polygraph test & one of your special interests is the history of golden age comic publication

[light-and-lightning]

@chibitantei || Starter Call

"Why do the police always need to prove everything before they can do anything? Can't you just put everyone through your lie detector test? Then you could eliminate the people telling you lies really easily; instead of just thinking kids make everything up... "

Though the question was posed with a certain amount of natural curiosity, it'd be hard to miss the disdain weaved into it as well. Naoto wasn't one of those adult police officers, but that didn't mean he trusted her completely - nor was he able to wipe his prejudices.

[oneinchbarrier]

[melonisopod]

I'm reluctant to post my writing because I'm in this weird middle ground between "self-shippy bullshit" and "obsessively attempts to get as accurate a character reading as I possibly can" and the side effect of this is wanting to develop my OC and build on my AU...but backwards lmao.

[0809sysblings]

I hate being a liar but then also a dissociator. I tell a lie then when looking back I fucking Believe it because, while I can vaguely remember what I said, I can't remember that I was Fucking Lying.

[ireland-lie-detector-test]

Lie Detector Belfast

Lie Detection in Belfast Ireland Lie detection refers to the use of techniques and tools to ascertain the veracity of statements made by individuals. In Ireland, polygraph testing is one of the primary methods employed for lie detection, with companies such as Lie Detector LTD providing comprehensive services for individuals and organizations. Polygraph Testing A polygraph, commonly known as a lie detector, measures physiological responses—such as heart rate, blood pressure, respiration, and skin conductivity—while an individual answers a series of questions. These responses are analyzed to identify signs of deception. The accuracy of polygraph tests typically ranges between 85% and 95%, though external factors such as stress or health conditions can impact results. Lie Detector LTD is a prominent provider of polygraph services in Ireland, offering a broad spectrum of tests tailored to specific needs. These include domestic dispute resolution, employment screening, insurance fraud investigations, and family law verification. Their services are available nationwide, with examiners conducting tests in cities such as Dublin, Belfast, and Limerick. Applications of Lie Detection Lie detection methods are employed in various fields to uncover dishonesty and resolve disputes. Key applications include: Corporate Settings: Pre-employment screenings and investigations into employee theft or fraud. Legal and Family Disputes: Supporting family law cases and addressing false allegations. Insurance and Fraud Investigations: Validating claims to detect fraudulent activity. Media and Sports: Ensuring integrity in reporting and competitive fairness. Legal Status in Ireland While polygraph testing is legal in Ireland, the results are not generally admissible in court proceedings. Nevertheless, the method is widely used in non-legal contexts to gather information and provide clarity in disputes. Criticism and Limitations Despite its popularity, polygraph testing has been subject to criticism due to questions about its reliability and susceptibility to external influences. Factors such as nervousness, medical conditions, and examiner expertise can affect the accuracy of results. Additionally, polygraph tests are not foolproof and should not be considered a definitive measure of truthfulness. Service Accessibility Lie Detector LTD offers a mobile testing service, enabling clients to access polygraph exams at convenient locations. Their primary office is located in Sandyford Business Centre, Dublin 18, but they accommodate requests throughout Ireland. Conclusion Lie detection, while not a perfect science, remains a valuable tool in resolving disputes and verifying truthfulness in various contexts. Companies like Lie Detector LTD play a significant role in making polygraph testing accessible and reliable for clients in Ireland.

[forensicfield]

Deception Detection Tests (DDT) and It's Evidentiary Value

With the use of additional methods, forensic psychologists understand and assess the internal and external behavioural patterns of suspects, accused, witnesses, and victims to assist in the process of conducting a scientific examination of criminal cases.

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