#poor alice

[munsonismymuse]

"Oh hi, Steve!" says a young girl who seems very nice, Steve is sure he has seen her in the building, but they have never spoken.

"Hello?" Steve utters in confusion.

"This is Alice, your downstairs neighbor"

"Oh, nice to meet you"

Alice smiles sweetly.

"I don't mean to be obnoxious, I say this with sincere kindness, but would you consider turning down the noise in your apartment a little? Please, " Alice said with a slight blush and a chagrined expression on her face.

"Oh yeah, sorry, my roomie loves loud music, but he is a good boy I swear" said Steve with a smile.

"Oh, I wasn't talking about your roomie. I was talking about you and your girlfriend, I can hear you from my apartment, and I don't think the old people on the second floor would be too happy"

"Oh," Steve is experiencing different colours on his face. He didn't know he could experience embarrassment in so many ways.

Because the girlfriend Alice assumes is actually Robin. Ewwww.

And my god, everyone hears when he's having sex with Eddie.

He can't coordinate his brain to respond to Alice.

OH MY GOD! That's why Alice knows his name because he's pretty sure he's never told her his name before.

"Don't worry, Steve," Alice says softly. "There's nothing wrong with it, just keep making your girlfriend happy in silence"

Steve smiles apologetically, Alice waves goodbye.

"If I didn't know what your roomie looked like, I'd think it was him" Alice says jokingly "but obviously it's not him because he's an super badass metalhead, he couldn't sound that incredibly cute, right?"

Steve smiles and runs to his apartment, where he tells Eddie, who laughs out loud until he has to hold his stomach. Steve loves him.

"Eddie! The whole building knows we're having sex."

"Steve, you've had that reputation since you were 15."

True.

"What can I say? My man takes good care of me." Eddie says proudly.

Steve kisses him. He is so in love.

"You have to be quiet next time"

"Yeah? Make me be quiet."

[thenaturalorderbaby]

Rio: *bounces into the coven living room, twirling her dagger*

Lilia:child what did you do

Rio: seriously why do you keep calling me that I’m older then t-

Lilia:and?

Rio:I am the NATURAL ORDER OFF ALL THINGS HOW DARE YOU CA-

Lilia: child shush

Rio:*huffs and twirls her dagger more in annoyance or maybe embarrassment? She doesn’t even know*

———————

Rio:EKKKKK VICKY MY LOVE!

Agatha: *holding Vicky above a turned on blender* say that again

Rio:*upset innocent bean twirling her dagger nervously* my lady please 🥺

Agatha:who’s your love *lowering Vicky down*

Rio: *pouting* you my lady, Mi corazón, my everything, just put her down!

Agatha: *smirks*

Rio:*shrieks* NOOOO I MEANT ON THE FLOOR

The rest of the coven: *faces of amusement and annoyance at the same time* this is the second time this week right………yea……and it’s only Monday………no it’s Tuesday………girl you good!? It’s Monday………no it’s———oh yea it is Monday

[soupdwelling]

uh oh!

[helpimstuckposting]

Ouch, Sam. That ‘keep it professional’ line hurt ME

[beehiveofblorbos]

i can directly draw a correlation between me getting attached to characters and YTTD forcing me to choose one of them to die

first kai and joe (trick choice it’s both ugh)

then reko and gin…

ugh not ready for the second Main Game

[herbertp]

TMAGP 15 REACTIONS <3

(Spoilers ahead :) )

Sam is actually so cute- He keeps getting teased for no rizz but he doesn’t need rizz! He just needs to be a huge dork and he has people falling for him (including me tbh)

“Flourishing with a quiet tada” is so cute

Poor Sam thinking he’s being rejected before Celia backpedals and agrees so quickly

Is the pillowman a play/film or something I can go watch/read/listen to? That’d be fun

Alice has not gained any chill about Sam and Celia 😭😭😭

“It’s a good place to canoodle” lmao

The Alice-Luke and Tim-Danny parallels kill me- the support Alice and Tim both have/had for their restless younger brothers is a stake through the heart

“Babies are cool!” Uh huh sure Alice

I do feel bad for Alice, but at what point is she throwing herself under the bus?

“They didn’t deserve what happened to them” okay statement guy- you say that as if you didn’t kill all of your staff

Being unable to see the faces of the other hunters is a nice touch- nameless, scary, and seemingly under the matriarch’s control

The caterers having names and faces and attributes contrasting that, humanizing them while the statement giver destroys them all

THE VAGUES THIS WEEK COMPARED THE STATEMENT TO THE MENU AND THATS SO CORRECT- LIKE AT THE START OF THE STATEMENT I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD BE BUT AHHHHHH

Calling the knife unblemished? Awful

“I think she tried to beg” 👁️👄👁️

The hunter becoming hunted- the hunter’s dog becomes prey

THE SOUND DESIGN AT THE END OF THE STATEMENT IS SO INTERESTING WHAT HAPPENED????

Celia refusing to give her name? Feels like she’s had experience with the fears

CELIA BEING STRONG AND DIFFERENT?? HMMM?

“Catch you next time” “No you won’t.”

Cheshire Bouchards? Are there multiple Bouchard lineages? How far doe they go back?

Wait wait wait wait- Have Sam and Alice actually been no contact for years? It seems weird that Like wouldn’t have seen Sam “for years” if they had stayed friends. This info makes me cringe a lil more at Alice’s pining :(

Also does Luke have an issue with Sam? “Weedy git” seems like an odd term to use for him- I wonder what happened

THE PROSE FROM THE VICTIM IS GIVING HEAVY VAST-BURIED VIBES, MATCHING THE VIBES FROM THE SEA BONE GUY

Okay the vagues also talked about Alice having the tape recorder but idk if she did- the victim did. Maybe the Error from TMAGP10 attacked? Left a tape recorder there?

[silver-dragonborn]

Some info about a possible fic about my oc who was isekaid into House of the Dragon as Alice Hightower.

The plot for Your Biggest Cheerleader is basically about a Rhaenyra stan being reborn as Alicent Hightower on the day of her wedding to Viserys Targaryen. With a former best friend who distrusts her and the possibility of falling pregnant by a rotting old man and becoming the figurehead for the Greens, Alice throws herself into making Rhaenyra the greatest Queen that ever lived while also enjoying the pampered life of a noble.

Your Biggest Cheerleader will have a healthy balance of humor, angst, a little bit of crack, dragon lore, and tragedy. Alice, the MC, will have no children as she had lived a happy child-free life in her past life and is extremely determined to not go through with the dangers of a medieval pregnancy. She doesn't trust Viserys after what he did to his first wife and is constantly gaslighting him not to knock her up because the man is weak-willed and is better off building his Lego land while the ladies run the show. I won't rush reconciliation because Rhaenyra deserves to be angry and distrustful toward her old friend, but they will eventually sit down for a very long conversation.

House Velaryon and the Velaryon twins will be treated with the respect and dignity they deserve. Otto is still going to be a nightmare, but Alice's machinations will make him even more deranged and The Faith will have a more prominent role because I firmly believe that there's been a conspiracy in the making to destroy House Targaryen from the inside.

Other than that, the fic will still have cracky funny moments and I can finally pursue my dream of turning the saying Rhaenin' Time into a rap song.

Look!

Look up in the sky!

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

No, it's RHAENIN' TIME!

*cue explosive noises*

[sketchsanchez]

"Jason was my son and today is his birthday "

[marymcmagic-hair]

rewatching doctor blake mysteries (ep 4x04) and my god lucien was insane to invite alice over for dinner literally the day after mei lin showed up alive. insane.

[my-midnight-sims]

And those were the gifts Father Winter brought to everyone. Some people got great stuff, some got literal dog poop.

Happy Winterfest ... ?

[victorluvsalice]

AU Thursday: Checking In On "Londerland Bloodlines: Downtown Queensland"

I know it's been a while since I talked about "Londerland Bloodlines" on here (last mentioned in a Song Saturday post reblog back in March!), but rest assured I HAVE been working on the next installment -- and, in fact, just today I started Chapter 6, aka what should be the final chapter of the story! :D Alice has made it through all the other bullshit of the Downtown section, including the plaguebearers, the Russia Mafia, and the absolute HELL that was Grout's mansion, and now she is preparing to go get that sarcophagus! With a little help from Victor, offering up both a map of the museum and a little snack for her to start the night. :) Though first, there's a certain flesh-eating vampire hiding in an abandoned hospital that she has to take care of... But yes, with the start of this chapter, we are in the home stretch! I'm looking forward to having this first rough draft done -- hopefully that means that 2024 shall be the year of posting this sucker!

[thenaturalorderbaby]

So I’m writing my fanfic

But am stuck on the second chapter

The main Characters of the story

The staff of whispering willows academy

Lilia Calderu-history and socially studies teacher📜📖📰

Jennifer Kale-chemistry and potions teacher 🧪🥼⚗️

Alice Wu-Gulliver- Pe assistant and music teacher🤾🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♂️🎶

Rio Vidal- death and botanical science teacher-🌿☠️🥀

Agatha Harkness-Principal and Drama teacher 👩🏻‍🏫🎭🎬

Nicola- self defense teacher and dance teacher 🩰💃🥋

Elcy- Pe teacher🏋🏻‍♀️🥇🏅

Students(not all just the repeating in story)

Billy/Teen-Drama teacher's assistant🔹🎭🎬

Eddie-Teen's boyfriend 🎭📚

Chapter one

It was a normal day in whispering willows academy that has been open for five months and is bustling with activity and people, the young magical students were going about the normal day. Billy Maximoff, also known as William Kaplan or well better known as William or teen(TEENAGER when the coven is mad) after all and I  quote "Wanda is not my mother" and Eddie techna(I literally cannot think if Marvel gave us a last name or not so I'm just gonna create a very unique last name techna) where talking in the teacher lounge because(favoritism!)

When suddenly..................

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A very loud moan scream rang out from the direction of headmistress Agatha's office, 'oh for fuck's sake please please please please for the entire coven's sake do not be what I think it is' thought teen who is now mildly flushed and very disgusted.

"What the hell was that!" Says Eddie,....... "No idea" lies teen..... "you are really bad at lying will" says Eddie mildly amused then disgusted "OH EW was that...oh please goddesses NO!" Says Eddie yelling disgusted..... "I think so" says teen groaning in disbelief

Ringing through the halls and building

"OoooooOooh fuck I'm close"...... "FUCK"...... "FUCK FUCK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEE" "AHHHH for goddesses sake DONT STOP"..... "OOOOOH IM NEVER RUNNING AGAIN GODDESSES AHHHHH FUCK Ri-aaah my love please please please I'm so close!!!? Please let me cu-"!

Back in the teachers lounge

"Oh my goddesses" teen and Eddie gag scrambling up from their seats to try and find something to block the noise out headphones, a pencil to make them deaf even.... WHATEVER TO STOP THIS!!!!

In history/and social studies classroom

The students are freaking out about what the hell that noise is, some of the older students having an idea of what the noise is while not knowing who is making a noise, but knowing what the noise is. Lilia calderu the history and social studies teacher is internally groaning and cursing death. "Class....CLASS quiet down!" The class calms a bit "class everyone gets a break go outside go bathe in the sun I don't care leave!" The class leaves some running to get to away from the noises, Lilia leaves as soon as the last student is gone...

Walking down the hall Lilia bumps into Alice, Jenifer and together they go to the lounge to see chaos, teen and eddie running around the lounge covering their ears and teen crying with a very disgusted. Lilia, Alice and Jennifer sigh "TEENAGER, AND EDDIE SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN!" All three yell, teen and Eddie yelp and sit straight on the floor. "YES MA'ams"

Anyone have any idea how I should continue? (Just not too nsfw/sexual but a bit is fine(because I’m 15-19)and I also can’t write for the life of me)

Please give me some ideas thanks 🙏

[ladykatibeth]

On top of this Daniel mixing his experiences with Alice and Armand together would definitely cause some strain.

Daniel: Hey remember when we went to Berlin together and you said [insert thing here]

Alice:….I’ve never been to Berlin.

Daniel: Alice I’m certain we were in Berlin together at some point.

Alice: I’m certain we weren’t, I would know if we’d been to Berlin together! I’m not crazy!

The start of many fights.

Big fan of the “Armand is Alice” theory but if it ends up not being true then I present to you this alternative which I’m sure many people have discussed before but I’ve been in this fandom for one month so just go with it:

Alice is real, but she was Daniel’s first relationship after Armand (probably a rebound he didn’t even know was a rebound, sorry girl) and Daniel’s mind was all over the place, partly because of all the drugs and partly because of Armand messing with his memory, so Daniel has mixed the two together in his mind and that fierce love he felt for Armand mixed with his feelings for Alice and now he can’t separate the two.

Then we see Daniel’s second ex-wife and when we put the two woman side by side, we realise that, though Armand succeeded in editing Daniel’s memories, it didn’t stop Daniel from subconsciously seeking out this love he doesn’t know he lost in his future partners.

Both women resemble Armand in one way or another. It could be in personality, it could be their eyes or their hair or any number of things. To the best of his ability, he’s been unknowingly searching for Armand and trying to replicate him. When Daniel eventually gets his memories back and he next looks at his children, he realises he sees Armand and himself mixed together looking back at him and finally understands what he’s done and why he could never keep a marriage alive and why he ended up as such a crappy dad. It hurt too much and he didn’t even know.

Basically, and we all already knew this to be true, Armand destroyed Daniel’s ability to have normal relationships, Daniel’s daughters look like his scary immortal boyfriend and I am going insane.

[beholdingstranger]

Don’t you just hate it when you’re expecting to meet with your friend and learn how to make video games to connect with the youth but you get catfished and a rude American insults the chair you bought (it cost 60 euro) but nevertheless you tell your new guests about yourself and even sing them a song and then the American criticises your lifestyle choices so you have to get your army of wooden puppets to kill him

[supersonicgrandma]

Samama Khalid’s dating history apparently consists of Alice Dyer, a woman who was into Charlie Chaplin sexual roleplay, and Celia, who ended up chucking his ass into the eyepocalypse

[buildoblivion]

same tbh