#poor markus

[hana-no-seiiki]

CHILD(LIKE)! READER: GRANPAPA, MARKUS KEEPS BULLYING ME! (he totally wasn’t bullying you)

PLATONIC YANDERE GRANDPA: Not to worry, dear child.

PLATONIC YANDERE GRANDPA: *takes one long look at the child’s parents*

MARKUS’S PARENTS (who knows markus did nothing) : *sees their life flashing in front of their eyes, memories of your younger grandpa commanding them flooding back*

MARKUS’S PARENTS: MARKUS YOU GODDAMN FAILURE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE AGAIN-?!

[faunshiii]

finished replaying dbh today :((

[poorlydrawnandroids]

They did, in fact, jump off of it. 

Based on a text post by @incorrect-rk1k.

Tragically, Connor did not talk to Markus for like a solid week after it made the news. 

[hamartia-grander]

Bit of Simarkus, from my post

+ Bonus

[norringtondeservestheworld]

Just remembered of that video on Youtube that showed what happened if Connor found Simon in the roof and how 75% of the comments were about poor Connor having trauma.

Yeah because between the terminator who hunts and/or kill androids just because they want to be free and the deviant who sacrifices himself killing himself to protect the same people who left him is the first one the one who got the worse fate and the one we are supposed to feel sorry for right?

[kissoflightning]

Detroit: Mods Gone Wrong

Markus Demonstration as you’ve never seen it before

[my-name-is-markus-with-a-k]

Markus gifs [11/50]

[rk707-elle]

Broken 1/2

[girlzoot]

On the whole, it was a street filled with relatively poor people, despite the apparent rise of Germany’s economy under Hitler. Poor sides of town still existed. ---Markus Zusak/The Book Thief

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Canadian Grift : Inflict us (again) 🙄

Sparry looks AWFUL! 🤢

Back to the Beginning:

Channeling Jessica Mulroney

Markus Anderson & Soho House

[skijumping-fam]

pero’s yawn seems to be contagious

[aeterna---amantes]

Me at Connor: I love him 🥹

Also me: *deliberately seeks answers to questions to make him more unstable*

[smallest-turtle]

Every time Edmont finds out about a new member of the Hunt Family Tree he narrows his eyes and thinks through the names of Deidre's seven siblings. Just to make sure.

[cheeseandcake-from-ao3]

A Totally Useful Chart for my LaL Knight Chapter OCs:

[hamartia-grander]

Josh: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Markus: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Simon: I got distracted halfway through.

North: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[detectiveconnor]

if someone (an android) offered your muse a me day would they want it. that’s the question