#incorrect dbh

[kissoflightning]

November 5th, 2038: On this day Kara tries to steal Todd's Rock Candy to give to Alice. Unfortunately, she gets caught.

Incorrect descriptions of the events of Detroit: Become Human

[bunilly]

Hank: How did you find where I lived?

Connor: ...

[daizybreezeblog]

Alice: What’s it like being tall?

Alice: Is it nice?

Alice: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Luther: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Kara, from the other room: It was one time!

[aurora-nerin]

Gavin at 4 am: Nines! Nines wake up!

Gavin: I had this crazy idea!

Nines: what?

Gavin: the ocean is a soup!

Nines: whaaat?

Gavin: okay listen, what do you need to make a soup?

Nines: like, water? Vegetables? Maybe meat? And salt....

Nines: oh fucks sake...

Gavin, proudly: see?! I told you! It's a soup!

Nines: I'm gonna fuckin strangle you

[mijchi]

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Their text messages look like this repeatedly

Markus ABSOLUTELY grilled Nines at least once on why the hell he chooses to work at the DPD despite being the most advanced android on the planet.

"You could go anywhere you want, do anything you please, why stay in Detroit of all places?"

"I like it here."

"Bullshit, nobody fucking likes it here."

[julientel]

they share one brain cell

and it belongs to Hank

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: So… König.

Ghost: What about him?

Soap: We were at the mess hall and he tried to ask for cutlery but forgot the word and ended up saying “I need food weapons”

Soap: I want you to know I will now be referring to them by nothing else.

[detroitbecomefandom]

Nines: I've been having these software instabilities around someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not going to like it.

Connor: Just rip the bandage off.

Nines: It’s Gavin.

Connor: Put the bandage back on.

[sher-oxide]

Simon: I heard people are shipping us

Markus: To where?

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Nines: If you get in trouble, I'm going be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Connor: Okay.

*later*

Hank: Connor! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Nines, whispering: Deny everything.

Connor, loudly: That isn't a chair.

[daizybreezeblog]

Simon: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make new friends like-

Simon, to Markus: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

North, to Josh: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.

Connor: There are two types of people.

[aurora-nerin]

Nines: fuck everyone who makes you feel like you're not good enough!

Gavin: trust me, I tried

Gavin: it's not as fun as you'd think

[loustilldraws]

So I recently watched I Robot for the first time ever...

And this happened. I don't know, the mixture of pettiness and theatrics with this line delivery just made me think of Gavin immediately.

More Detroit x I Robot hybrid art is likely to come sometime soon.

[mijchi]

[spectre-squared]

Nines: *pointing to a broken coffee machine* Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Tina: I did. I broke-

Nines: No, no you didn't. Hank?

Hank: Don't look at me. Look at Connor.

Connor: What? I didn't break it.

Hank: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Connor: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Hank: *leans in* Suspicious.

Chris: If it matters - probably not - but Captain Fowler was the last one to use it.

Fowler: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Chris: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Fowler: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Miller!

Tina: Ok, ok! Let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Nines!

Nines: No! Who broke it??!

Connor: Nines... Gavin's been awfully quiet.

Gavin: REALLY???

Connor: Yeah! Really.

Gavin: Oh my God!

Nines: I broke it. It burned Gavin's hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick... Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.