One thing I wanna do more is include Battinson's complete lack of filter.
That scene at the funeral where Falcone tried to push that 'your father saved me for a reason' fantasy, which Bruce ended very quickly with his '' He took the Hippocratic oath" line
It can sure read as snarky, and in some parts, it was, -- Falcone's antourage surely saw it as that, -- but Bruce was completely serious.
It wasn't a diplomatic move on his part, but that's why it works. 'No filter' doesn't generally entail being rude and bold, it's your thoughts being faster than your mouth without considering how it'd sound out loud
Not to mention, Bruce wouldn't process sarcasm the same as everyone else. He's good at dishing it, for sure, but we've seen he's completely oblivious to obvious social ques,
If somebody were to be like, " haha maybe YOU'RE batman" him, the go to reaction would be " haha good one"
Bruce? Would start shaking on the spot. It's raining nerves out here. " No I'm not." With a blank face, " I'm not. I'm scared of bats. I hate bats. I wish bats never existed. I wish YOU never existed. Im sorry. Goodbye." Before taking off in a hurry.
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Daminette December 2023: 2-Framed
Bruce heard the door bell ring and looked at his watch.
'Right on time.'
He opened the door to see Commissioner James and Barbara Gordon. He had invited them over for Christmas Dinner. Out of the corner of his eye, Bruce spotted his granddaughter running towards them.
"We were framed!" Amaya shouted, "We were framed!"
Barbara began to laugh, "Did Jason teach you that?"
"No." Amaya answered, looking confused.
"I'll take a look in a moment." Bruce answered, guiding her away from the door.
She quickly ran away.
James Gordon chuckled, "Already teaching her to run away from the law, I see."
Bruce chuckled in response, "New family portrait was hung up today."
"Ah." James answered as he entered the manor.
Amaya ran through the kitchen.
"I was framed!" she shouted.
Jason picked her up, "That's right! Anyone who thinks otherwise, you tell me."
"The portrait." Bruce spoke.
Jason took note of the Gordon's in the doorway.
"That's what I meant." he replied.
Bruce just sighed.
Jason smiled, "Let's go see that frame, Kiddo."
Amaya ran past her grandfather and his guests. She quickly spotted another one of her uncles.
"I was framed!" she cried out to Dick.
"Jason!" he yelled out.
"The portrait, you Idiot!" Jason replied.
Amaya smiled, "Idiot!"
Dick smiled, "Good luck."
"Let's go see that frame." Jason stated, hoping to change the subject.
"I was framed!" Amaya cried out, again.
Jason made his way with Amaya towards the main parlor. The portrait was suppose to go over the fireplace mantle. Before they could enter the doorway, Marinette and Damian came down the stairs.
"Maman. Baba." Amaya shouted, "We were framed!"
"Oh!" Marinette spoke, "Is it up already?"
Amaya nodded, happily.
"Let's go see it, then." Damian commented.
Jason quickly took the opportunity to run out the front door. Damian looked on as his older brother ran.
'Why did he run? We're suppose to look at it as a family.'
"Yay!" his daughter shouted, " Let's go, Idiot!"
Damian turned to the door, but Marinette grabbed his arm.
"Later, Habibi." she smiled.
Damian smirked in return and picked up their daughter. When the three of them walked in, they found everyone else already there.
"Where's Jason?" Bruce questioned.
"Hiding." Damian stated.
"Why?" Barbara asked.
"Let's just say he taught Amaya a new word and decided to run before we found out, seconds later." Marinette answered.
Bruce sighed and began to reveal the painting, knowing Jason was still lurking around. He probably was outside looking in with a sniper scope he had in his leather jacket. He was just glad that Damian wasn't chasing after him, at the moment.
"I was framed!" Amaya shouted as the portrait revealed Bruce with his sons, Marinette and Amaya.
"Yes, you were." Damian spoke.
Marinette simply smiled at the painting of her family.
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