#possible to achieve

[yellowcardigan]

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[futuresong]

I TOLD MY THERAPIST ABOUT THE MEME AND SHE SAYS I DO GET A GOOD GRADE IN THERAPY

[doom-dreaming]

i'm getting a good grade in being a nerd

[spandexbutterfly4lyfe]

Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person

[guardianspirits13]

I've gotta say that there is no better achievement as a neurodivergent person than hyperfixating on a character for so long that you are known as "the 'insert character name here' person"

[junethehellenicpagan]

Friend : explain something

Me : sum up the situation and try to add some insight

Friend : Yes, exactly !

Me internally : I’m getting a good grade in friendship, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

[genderfreakxx]

Do I get extra credit for living most of today sober and with only one functioning headphone

[howls-memeing-castle]

I have officially reached “says their name in a silly accent” and “can talk shit in from of them when there aren’t customers in” level of regular at the café down the street

I am getting a good grade in Customer : ) and my presence is not a burden on employees : )

[birdmenmanga]

I think there's no greater indication that disco elysium is sympathetic towards communism when it literally says "communism is failure" and then the literal gameplay itself rewards trying and failing. The most obvious one being the Shivers check at the FELD mural, which is an Impossible 20 check BUT opens itself up again and again the longer you spend in the world doing things, but even just looking at sheer probabilities, for any given white check, rolling first and THEN putting a point into that skill upon failure is more likely to grant you success than putting a point first and then rolling, but that would require failing first.

Other things too: Precarious world saying you'll 100% fail red checks no matter what (not necessarily a bad thing, btw!! throwing the boule into the sea is a success but like. in some other ways one would want a perfect petanque throw instead. but people wouldn't typically assume that failure is desirable sometimes from the start) persuading you to accept that you'll fail some things that is irrevocable, for a world where everything is just a tiny bit easier.

The faux game over screen when you faint after reading Dora's letter— emulating a sense of failure on the scale of the entire game. When it rolls up most people go "What?? Game over?? No way, what did I do wrong!!" and waking up after that, with no huge or lasting impact on Harry's health or morale really tells the player, "Sometimes things will seem so bad that it all seems like it's coming to an end, but it's not the end, it's really not the end, go drink so water, you can still go on despite this failure"

I'm sure there are other things as well that are eluding me but like. The literal gameplay rewards failing and succeeding far more so than simply succeeding every single time, and I think you get a fuller experience of Elysium that way too

[synthsmile]

I think I definitely got an A minus in therapy today

[licollisa]

In which Swapfell Sans is your mom friend.

[namequest]

The medic in charge of my COVID shot complimented me on how i filled the form with my info

I'm going to get a good grade in bureaucracy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

[zooophagous]

Ok, I'm done collecting uranium glass forever. Because this is my UG holy grail and I finally found it.

This is an Atterbury Ferdinand the Bull mustard pot. He's supposed to have a spoon where the handle sticks out his mouth like a tongue but I need to find a replacement for that.

This stupid fucking glass bull is available in tons of different colors including uranium green but I NEVER found one ever. I've been hunting this bitch for years. I found it in blue, in green but the wrong shade of green, in white, in purple and white, I chased it across antique auctions for ages never once finding even so much as a reproduction piece in the correct noxious green.

So many listings I arrived to a day late. Auction ended March 2 2019. Auction ended June 3 2021. Always a day late, always a dollar short, and always the wrong color.

This is my white whale. Fuck you Ferdinand, from Hells heart I stab at thee. This time Ahab wins bitch.

[poisonpercy]

The Chalice of the Gods except instead of Percy doing quests for gods in order to get recommendation letters, Poseidon shows up at New Rome and terrifies New Rome University’s admissions office

[danwithouttheplan]

Me at my contact lens fitting appt: I hope I get a good grade in letting somebody else put a contact lens in my eye, something which is both normal to want and also possible to achieve.

[evildolokhoded]

now that phil's openly said he's fine with people writing fanfic about him and "another youtuber" i think the funniest move we can pull is start writing tons of fanfiction about phil and another random youtuber who isn't dan