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[yourstrulynobody]

My dear Monty,

I write this at the time you have lost your mind, and I hope you come back to your senses so you can read this. I really hope you can read this eventually.

Remember what you told me, when you said you had a dream one night where we had a family? A son and a daughter and a dog, too, all under the roof of the house we bought? I think I had the same dream last night, and I see why you wished for it to be true. You were smiling so widely as the kids held onto your tail, using it as their rollercoaster for that afternoon, and I saw myself holding a camera whilst I sat on the ground with our dog on my lap, its tail wagging as it observed the activity. I was grinning from ear to ear just watching how much of an amazing father you were to them, maybe not just the dream me but the real me, too.

Do you think we'd ever be like that? If not with having a family of our own, then be so happy we can't stop smiling and laughing together in the early morning to the late evening? Will we be as content as they were? I hope so, especially after this whole thing is over.

I promise you, I will find a way to get us out of here—whole and free again just like before. We'll be able to dance to an old song in the sunlight as our coffee brews, and have little dates no matter how late the afternoon gets, and finally sleep in each other's arms as evening hits us just so we can start all over again the next morning.

I love you, my Monty, and I always will. Till the planets crash with each other, I will hold your hand so tight we might as well be one.

From your beloved, Eclipse.

[skrunktheory]

mfers will b like “poob x _____ is peak!11!!” and then i’ll click on the tag and literally 99% of the shit on there looks exactly like this

[spongebobssquarepants]

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Edit! It's been blazed by now. Thank you, though!

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[gingerdusk]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[pokeballvictim]

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

[gayvampyr]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

[mikkaeus]

[ampersketch-art]

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[chipper-smol]

Damn bro....

[mj-says-hey]

[qqchurch]

[youhavethewrong]

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