#pots and pans

[intheholler]

[scoutingthetrooper]

[hpsugarfest]

Welcome to Sugarfest: A Sugar Daddy Harry Fest!

This is an art and writing fest to celebrate one of the most underrated sugar daddies in fandom: Harry James Potter.

Fiercely loyal and protective towards those he cares about, Harry would make for a dream sugar daddy. He's absolutely loaded, and as we've seen, he's willing to drop 1000 galleons at the drop of a hat.

Coupled with his natural charm and good looks, it's not hard to imagine Harry Potter as the ideal sugar daddy, one with both the influence and the financial means to take care of his loved ones.

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🧁 Fest Information:

This is a self-posting fest for written works and fanart.

Only those over the age of 18 are permitted to participate.

What counts as Sugar Daddy Harry Potter for the purposes of this fest?

All works must feature a main pairing with Harry in a sugar dating relationship with someone that's his age or younger. Sugar dating is when a wealthy older partner provides a financial resource for their sugar baby.

As this is a sugar dating-themed fest, all works must contain on-screen dating content between the main pairing (T-rated or higher).

Any named characters within the Harry Potter universe are okay to feature within the main pairing. AUs are allowed (in other words, characters do not have to be their canon-accurate age.)

There is a minimum word count of 500 words. Multi-chaptered works are okay. Works should be unique to this fest.

Written works must have undergone a SPAG (spelling, punctuation, and grammar) check.

Prompts can be submitted via the AO3 collection. Please sign-up as a creator prior to prompting. Self-prompting is allowed.

Creators do not need to claim a prompt to participate in the fest.

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🧁 Fest Schedule:

Times and dates in Pacific Time.

Sign-Ups Open: Now!

Prompt Submission Open: Saturday, 1 July 2023, 8pm PT

Prompt Submission Close: Tuesday, 1 August 2023, 8pm PT

Prompt Claim Open: Tuesday, 15 August 2023, 8pm PT

Submission Open: Wednesday, 1 November 2023, 8pm PT

Submission Close: Sunday, 31 December 2023, 8pm PT

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[misforgotten2]

“The Finest Aluminum” is like saying “The Most Elegant Cardboard”.

[rosesopeaches]

₊˚ʚ 🍑 ︰♡ roses and peaches ♡︰↷ 🍑 ꒷

[oknowkiss]

4, 20, and 69 for dealer's choice.

oh you! cheeky cheeky. have some harry/pansy in three parts (songs #4, 20, and 69 respectively), ~400 words, rated M for sex & a bit of angst

the waiting - angel olsen

The only thing about fucking Harry Potter that was surprising to Pansy was that it took him so long to work up the nerve to ask her. They weren’t dating, he made it very clear, and that suited Pansy just fine. What suited her even more was being the last to leave the parties he’d throw at Grimmauld, lingering with her feet on the coffee table as she watched Granger and Weasley and all the other ones shrug into their coats against the cold. Curling her toes around the edge of said table when Potter pushed her dress up her arse and fell to his knees. 

Potter was a great fuck. Eager and giving, he listened when she said harder, slower, don’t come, not yet. Still: there was a great vacancy inside of him, a dark pit he was filling with her pleasure, just to prove himself capable of it. They were using each other, they both knew. Just until something better came along. 

It all suited Pansy just fine.

fake plastic trees - radiohead

They tried dating, three years into steadfastly not dating. Pansy was more or less living at Grimmauld, anyway, having intended to bunk there for a week whilst her flat was fumigated. She hadn’t ever left. This made it difficult for either of them to bring home other dates, a threat they both liked to pretend wasn’t empty. What good was a stranger, anyway? A stranger wouldn’t know why Potter shook with terror in the middle of the night, or how when Pansy threatened to leave it was a lie. 

It was easier, Pansy told herself, to be worn thin by the devil you know. 

come on eileen - dexys midnight runners

Their wedding was a massive affair, naturally. Pansy wouldn’t have settled for less. Potter had money, much more than her family’d ever had, and now it was Pansy’s money too, so she figured what better way to get him used to her spending it. 

“Compensating for something?” Draco asked her, drunk as all the rest of them, breathless and sweaty from dancing. 

“Making a statement, darling,” she retorted, adjusting her dress where the straps had begun to slip down her shoulders. 

“I see,” Draco said, an eyebrow arched as he followed the dip of her neckline. “When you leave him, do try to leave a little something on the plate for whoever comes next.”

“Do you prefer breast or thigh?” Pansy grinned, before unseen hands pulled her into the night.

(give me a number 1 - 100 & i'll write you a drabble based on the corresponding song on my spotify wrapped)

[ibaconstudios]

Every person who is dating a pansexual who isn't a pansexual themselves is now a pot to go with their pan

Y'all are pots and pans now

[chasingrainbowsforever]

~ Colors ~ Copper ~

[super-chi-art]

Drawing one of my fave Lotr characters - Samwise Gamgee! I’m almost done reading Fellowship…

[bits-of-wit]

[wikipediapictures]

Batterie de cuisine

[someoneactuallyliveshere]

[frescawhorechata]

Sometimes my brain just takes me to really dark places and I start forcing myself to think about banging pots and pans shouting “the end is finally here!”

So then I just have this smirk on my face and I laugh by myself.

Survival of the illest baby (or whatever the fuck they said)

[misforgotten2]

I remember the time one of these time bombs went off in our kitchen, there was a loud screech and half the kitchen was covered with gravy.

Woman's Home Companion October 1949

[peggy-ovo]

flat is absolutely imploding all around me.

2 flatmates had a spat, now flatmate and his girlfriend are moving out and doing everything in their power to fuck us over as MUCH as possible. and now other flatmate who started the whole thing is trying to turn me against the other 2 which I don't fucking appreciate either because she fucking caused this!

I'm the only one completely innocent in all of this and I'm getting fucked the most.

I like this house! I don't want to leave! but the couple are trying to make it as hard as possible to make this a smooth transition, I have basically no money to buy ANYTHING, I start my job 7 days before the lease is up in 5 weeks, and theyve decided that 5 weeks before they leave they're just going to sell all of the appliances and furniture.

I'm so fucking pissed at every single one of them. if I had it my way all three of them would be leaving.

[vintageslideshow]

The wives singing a doing-the-dishes song like in the old country, 1963.