#ppffftt

[butterfriedcircuits]

based off my friend's commentary whilst watching the 'Orion Pax' arc of Transformers Prime:

"I'm sorry, but if i woke up from a million year 'coma' and you asked me to call you 'LORD'... you need humbling'

edit: friend is @machinatings <3 they are slowly watching transformers

[krazys-ass-emporium]

"Even I can't be heard from four kilometers away! :D"

"That's debatable"

[skelemoonz]

I look at some people saying Cybertronians would be scared of humans in a way because of how aggressive we are with wars..

Thing is, Cybertron is significantly more advanced than humans..like..realistically they have probably done things during their war that humans definitely can’t even THINK of - it’s bad..

They would probably be disappointed in us yes, but our wars would be small to them I feel, pun intended. I mean for crying out loud they can destroy entire planets!

[immediatexmurderxprofessionals]

"I am not a prey animal! Ugh! Just because you're some goth fox deer shadow thing and I have goat legs."

"I need you to stop crying it's only round one."

[catastrophecrow64]

PLEAAAASEEEE THE GUARDIANS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL IS SO FUCKIN CUTE 😭😭

[moonmaiden1996]

How would Law and Sanji deal with embarrasing sex-fails (like cumming before entering or loud farting)? 😄

Okay...I did not expect to love writing this one but OMG I DID!!! I am seriously thinking about writing more.

Trafalgar D. Water Law – The "Pretend It Didn't Happen" Approach

Law prides himself on being calm, composed, and in control. But if something embarrassing happens during sex? Oh, this man will mentally leave his own body.

He’s deep in the moment, pupils blown, voice low and raspy—he’s got you right where he wants you. And then?

Boom. Over before he even enters. Just a sticky puddle taunting him

Absolute silent panic. This is worse than death.

He freezes, processing what just happened. He doesn’t even blink. For a good five seconds, you might think he straight-up died. And then? He acts like it didn’t happen.

"Tch… That was just a test run." 😤 "Give me five minutes."

Cue him rolling onto his back, staring at the ceiling, regretting everything. He’s already running medical calculations in his head to figure out the fastest way to recover.

Does he make a self-deprecating joke? Nope. Does he acknowledge it? Absolutely not. Instead, he just stares at you like he’s daring you to say something.

Good luck holding in your laughter.

Imagine: You’re tangled up, things are getting heated, bodies pressed real close—and then…

PPPPPPFFFFTTT 💨

Law’s soul leaves his body instantly.

He stops. Just stops. Entirely still. Not even breathing.

"…That was your fault." He blames you immediately. Doesn’t matter if it was clearly him—he is the Surgeon of Death, and he will gaslight his way out of this.

If you laugh? Oh, he’s furious. Face in his hands, ears red, muttering "Why does this shit happen to me?" under his breath. He will refuse eye contact for the rest of the night.

If you try to comfort him? He’ll grumble something about digestion, bodily functions, and muscle contractions to make it sound scientific. Still embarrassed, but now nerdy about it.

Conclusion: Law cannot handle sex-fails. If one happens, he needs time to recover and possibly die inside a little. His overdramatic but quiet drama.

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Sanji – The "Dramatic Overreaction" Approach

Sanji is a man of passion, charm, and romance—but if something embarrassing happens in the bedroom? This man will lose his damn mind.

You’ve got Sanji all worked up—whispering dirty things in his ear, pressing against him, teasing. He’s already panting, body shaking with anticipation, and just as he’s about to enter— Game over.

This man CRIES. 😭💀

Drops face-first into your chest and just wails into your skin like he’s been personally betrayed by the universe. "Mon Amor… this is a DISASTER!!" 😩 "I didn’t even… I couldn’t even—!!"

He clutches his chest like he’s been mortally wounded. Kicks his legs under the sheets. He physically collapses. This man is full-body trembling like he’s in the middle of a Shakespearean tragedy. "I have failed you as a man." 😔💔

You’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, but Sanji is NOT joking. He will refuse to look at you for at least an hour, lying face-down on the bed, absolutely devastated. The drama is unmatched.

The room is thick with passion—your hands are tangled in his hair, his lips are leaving hot, open-mouthed kisses down your neck, and then— PPFFFTT— 💨 … Silence.

Sanji stops moving IMMEDIATELY.

Eyes wide as hell. Face instantly tomato-red.

And then?

This man straight-up tries to exit the room.

"Excusez-moi—I must leave, I must go, I—" He is already reaching for his pants like he’s about to abandon the situation entirely.

If you laugh? He DIES. Falls backward onto the bed, hand over his heart, groaning like he’s been mortally wounded.

"You must NEVER speak of this!!" 😫 "I can never show my face again!"

If you try to comfort him? He just dramatically throws himself into your arms like, "Why are you even still with me??"

The ONLY way to snap him out of it? Kiss him and tell him it was cute. Then suddenly he’s perking up, kissing your neck, pretending it never happened.

But he WILL remember. Forever.

Scenario: Sanji Going Down on You, But He Cums Early

You’re lying back, head resting on the pillow, legs parted just enough to let Sanji work his magic. His hands are gently caressing your thighs, lips trailing kisses along your inner leg. He’s absolutely obsessed with making you feel good, his entire focus on you. He starts slow—teasing, tasting, and gradually building up the tension between you two. You’re moaning softly, eyes fluttering shut, completely lost in the moment, when—

BAM.

It happens. He cums too soon.

Sanji pulls away immediately, face bright red, eyes wide, mouth slightly agape, completely mortified. He doesn’t even know how to respond. The room is silent for a good few seconds.

And then? He curls up into a ball of despair on the bed, covering his face with his hands like he’s just committed an unforgivable crime. "Mon dieu…!" he exclaims dramatically, his voice muffled through his hands. "How could I be so weak?? I—I'm so sorry! I ruined everything!"

He refuses to make eye contact, shaking his head as if the entire universe has conspired against him. If you try to comfort him, all he can do is mutter "I failed you again…" in a small, broken voice. The embarrassment is palpable, and he is convinced that you’re utterly disappointed.

But here’s the kicker—after the initial meltdown, when you hold him and whisper sweet things, he’s so needy for reassurance. His face is buried in your chest, and he murmurs, "I promise I'll make it up to you, I swear, please… let me try again."

And yes, he will try again. But first? He needs some time to recover. He’ll casually ask you if you want him to "start over" or take a break—his pride slightly bruised, but still determined to do whatever it takes to please you. He will definitely be between your legs making it up to you till he’s ready to demonstrate how much of a man he is. He'll definitely keep thinking about it, though. For the next month at least. Every time he gets close, he'll remember that one moment, and his dramatic overreaction will likely strike again. But don’t worry, eventually, he will get back into it with renewed passion and an even more intense focus—just make sure you’re prepared for the possibility of another emotional breakdown at any second!

Conclusion: Sanji falls apart if something goes wrong. He’ll cry, dramatically apologize, and refuse to look at you. But with a little reassurance, he’ll bounce back, though he’ll never forget it. All heart, but full of drama. Very much the definition of the loud, dramatic type

LIKE. COMMENT. REQUEST

[sillymuses]

The ghoul looks back to see that he is indeed giving chase. In fact, he must be pressing that foot down on the pedal hard because he is rapidly approaching her! Spectra picks her own speed despite the heavy bag dragging her down a little, her ghastly purple aura leaving a trail as she zips through the street.

Spectra has entered full monster mode now and there's nothing more fun than messing with someone for petty reasons! A hand is digging through the bag and plucking whatever money she can get to just launch it out into the streets, both to anger him and to lighten the load a little.

Oh? What's that up ahead? A large group of people! She's absolutely heading that way now! Money being flung to get their attention and everything. "Better be careful with that driving. We wouldn't want anyone to get...hurt. Heh heh heh!"

" What ?? SERIOUSLY ?? " shrill notes squeak out as he looks at the ghost leave, fluttering bills all that's left of his original haul . His eyes follow her desperately, hopelessness threatening to grip him until his stubbornness shines through instead. bearing his teeth, wolf GRIPS the wheel, strong grip whipping it around and sending the car nearly sideways at the sudden turn. leaning out of the window, he's sure to shake a fist right in her direction.

" ya want me to CATCH you so bad ?? then here i come , GHOSTY ! " regardless of the sirens screaming directly towards him, he straightens against his seat and whips a hand out to crank down the gears , SHOOTING into a bullet speed . " i'll follow you 'till I'M THE GHOST , you hear me ?! "

[delighteddistractions555]

LMK INCORRECT EASTER QUOTES 💐🐣🐇

Bai He: I found eight eggs and a bunny plushie! 

MK: I found about seventeen eggs!! A new record for the Monkie Kid!

Mei: I found twenty-five eggs this time~

MK: Aaaawww, no fair!!

Red Son: Shut up you whiny noodle peasant! At least you found eggs! I only found painted ROCKS!

Wukong: Ppffftt, too bad none of you kids found the Easter Bunny like Erlang did.

MK: Wait, Easter Bunny?!

Erlang: Yep! And he’s quite adorable too! 

(Erlang holds up an unhappy Nezha stuck with floppy bunny ears.)

Nezha: This is the LAST TIME I volunteer to hide the freaking eggs!!! 

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(The LMK Cast enjoying a scrumptious Easter dinner.) 

Nezha: What’s pot roast? *Prods at the strange meat with a chopstick.*

Erlang Shen: It’s just a type of roasted beef from the West, squirt. Not rocket science or anything. 

Sun Wukong: Huh. Too bad I can’t have any. *Chomps away at some random dish he grabbed at the buffet.*

Erlang Shen: Uuuuhhh, Wukong? You’re eating pot roast right now…

Sun Wukong: *Stares in horror at the random dish he grabbed which is pot roast.*

Sun Wukong: BUDDHA PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! FOR I HAVE SINNED!!!!

(Wukong hurries to the bathroom to wash his mouth clean and pray for forgiveness.)

Nezha: ………..

Erlang Shen: ……Want to split Wukong’s serving, short stuff? 

Nezha: Eh. Why not? 

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Pigsy: Great! I’m all out of eggs! Now I can’t whip up the new Easter cake recipe I wanted to try!!

Sun Wukong: I can get you eggs!

Pigsy: Alright fine, but be quick about it ok?!

Sun Wukong: On it!!

(Travels on his cloud to the Celestial Realm with an egg basket.)

Sun Wukong: Can I please have some eggs?

Li Jing: OUT!!!

(Slams the heavenly gates in his face.)

Sun Wukong: Hmph! Well at least the other Heaven might give me eggs!

(Travels to the other side of the world to the Western Heaven where the Easter celebration is in full swing.)

Sun Wukong: Hiya there! Can I please have some eggs?

(The resurrected Christ nods to an angel who gives Wukong a basket full of golden eggs!)

Sun Wukong: Thanks JC!! Enjoy your party!! 

(Returns to Pigsy’s Noodles.)

Sun Wukong: Here’s your eggs!

Pigsy: About time-wait a hot piping minute…WHERE THE FLYING SAUCER PANS YOU FOUND GOLDEN EGGS?!?!

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Nezha: Aaaahh, I love springtime… *Buries himself in a field of colorful flowers.*

Mei: Let me guess, because you’re a Flower Boy~

Nezha: I SWEAR IF I HEAR THAT JOKE ONE MORE TIME-

Sun Wukong: Heya Flower Boy~

(Cue Nezha setting Wukong on fire.)

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(Nezha is still stuck with the floppy bunny ears as he reluctantly role plays the Easter Bunny.)

Nezha: As the unlucky idiot forced to play a silly magic animal, I shall now give you good children your gifts. 

Red Son: Wait a second-GIFT GIVING IS SANTA CLAUS’ THING!!!

Nezha: Oh, sooooo sorry, I forgot you don’t like chocolate bunnies and Easter baskets!! 

Mei: Then I’ll take Red Boy’s! *Snatches hers and Red Son’s baskets before making off with her loot.*

Red Son: GET BACK HERE YOU THIEVING PEASANT!!!! *Chases after her.*

Nezha, MK, & Bai He: ……..

Bai He: Um, I don’t mind if you give out gifts like Santa, Prince Nezha!

Nezha: Good to hear, child, now enjoy your gifts. *Give them the loaded Easter baskets.*

MK: Score!! I got a chocolate monkey! 

[iobsesswaytoomuch]

What was your first fandom?

Oh!!

Uuuuhhhh....

PPFFFTT that's a good question XD

I think Pokemon???? It's the first one I can remember, anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What about you?? :3

[honey-rose-maze]

Ppffftt- understamdable with people like us who make a dangerous world only our ocs can survive-

Ofc we woudnt want to live there toooo-

I have so many oc worlds that are so dangerous cause there all themed for action and fantasy sggshshsjsjsj

Girl, you get it, I know you do, ✨👋

[idkdema]

Ppffftt- HE WHAT??? hshshaj thats a new pov for me dbdhjdkak

There are propf of Valdas old design uvu

Dushnsknsjsn-

u u✨

[fo-submissions-cafe]

She smells like coffee… and very strongly because anytime we’re talking in a group or she walks by me I get a distant but clear smell of caffeine. It makes my mind go absolutely insane because I drink coffee regularly… now if im sitting with a cup of coffee I can’t help but think of her and these thoughts end up consuming me. I feel my face heating up and I can’t focus. I can’t stand my friends staring at me weirdly at these times… it’s embarrassing.

Anyway, could I get a cof—goddamit

-🧪

ppffftt here's your coffee good fellow! it's totes normal to feel red faced when thinking about your loved ones!

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[1ris5starlight]

Omg again-

This will be sooo fun!!

(Minute 0:10) uuhh- alright ??

(Minute 0:20) NOT AGAIN THIS THING-

FOXY STOP! YOU'RE MAKING ME THINK THAT THE KIDSCOVE IS CANON WHEN IN REALITY IT IS NOT!!!

(Also I think when Lunar and Earth saw this they were like:

*Foxy trying to get on Sun's head*

Earth & Lunar: ... we ship it👌)

(Minute 2:48) WTF just happened-

(Minute 3:02) ppfftt-🤣🤣🤣

(Minute 7:17-7:25) PPFFFTT- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is sooo sus!!

(Minute 8:20-8:40) This is sooo accurate!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(Minute 13:58) 🤣 🤣 🤣

(Minute 15:50-16:05) PTFFFFFF- NOT AGAIN!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is soo sus!!!

(Minute 19:28) no sh*it- of course it wasn't friendly!!🤣🤣

(Minute 21:42) 🤣🤣🤣🤣he's stuck!!

(Minute 25:10)

Foxy: Lunar? Did you catch it??

Lunar:..no-

Sun:

*Sun stares at Foxy like he want to kill him*

Foxy: *look away nervously* heyy Sun-!How's it going-??

*Sun smiles*

Foxy: oh sh*t

(Minute 25:36) Foxy you will get divorce from Sun-🤣🤣🤣

(Minute 27:20) *deja-vu from Old Moon*

(End) I think Sun was upset-...poor him!

[kittygamer2888]

We are mourning but we are also praying Evil Sonic pulls a quick scheme to win (joke) 😔

PPFFFTT

Naw, fr though, bro got squashed like a pancake after that😔

Yesterday, i had this weird feeling that i wouldn't survive round 2

MY BRAIN JINXED IT >:'[

Oh well, i guess we'll just have to wait for tomorrow to see what he'll pull up next 👀

[tinyevelyn]

🐹

PPFFFTT-

i mean, ur not wrong dude

there's no way in hell am i ever gonna be able to intimidate someone

[chipaleepa]

yah of course!! i love cool crossovers like this, and your art is dope >:D

(ppffftt it’d also be funny if pearl was the only highblood out of the boatem gang)

PLEASE THATS EXACTLY HOW THIS IS HAHAHGAH i made impulse a bronzeblood (gonna post him and some of the others later)😭😭 so yes that makes her the only highblood from the guys and that IS hella funny