#pr bullshit

[saltycavilltheorist]

This is so sad and pathetic it's absolutely hilarious

Cavill's career has gone from starring roles to 30 seconds

scenes in Deadpool 3 and other shitty roles

Can you say karma lol

I'm guessing "The God sent" is pretty much a

"The Satan sent" 😂

What a tangled web we weave ,

What a tangled web indeed Cavill you have wove...lol

[merelymatt]

I apologise to all my fans for using the word immersive in the press release I'm writing for I Need A Miracle. I know. I know! But that's the pass-phrase that gets the bouncer to unbolt the door to Coverage just now. I'll do my penance (3 recitations of Jenny Nicholson's bit about "immersion" as a marketing term as relates to the failure of the Star Wars Hotel)

[theseshipsshallsail]

Thanks for the laugh, Nonny.

What can I say? The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed 😏🤣

[malibubarbiesworld]

Lisa's silence is loud in this case. And I love it.

She shouldn't have to be involved in this.

None of his family should be involved in any of this

[kwyw]

Not football’s publicist full on gaslighting people. 🤬

Wholesome? Unproblematic?

[follows-the-bees]

Max is really trying to do damage control with this article.

Glad to get it confirmed that we (and their own poor decisions) have put a dent enough into their image they had to do this article.

Let's keep bothering them!

[alblondo23]

So is Logan still contractually linked to Williams for the rest of the season? What does "he will remain a member of the Williams family" mean? Because I am willing to make him an orphan of that Williams family if I must to free him fully

[majaloveschris]

Today has been hell. I have decided to kind of answer a lot of asks in one post.

Why would the co-stars be there if not because of the wedding?

There could be several other reasons for this.

RDJ is shooting in Boston, so Renner is a big football fan (we all saw them in a football match with Evans), and Hemsworth could be there because of the Tom Brady thing too. It is a big deal in the states, and maybe Chris will have an after party, or this was a really great opportunity to reunite and to get some attention since neither of them are allowed to promote their stuff.

But Hemsworth doesn't even like football.

And how do you know that? Has he ever said that? And even if this were the case, maybe he just wanted to hang out with his friends, and this was a great opportunity to get together. Maybe Hemsworth started liking football after spending a lot of time in America. Maybe he had some work to do there. Nobody has ever said that he only flew from Australia to the States because of the whole Tom Brady thing. It's not like it would be too far-fetched to say that he flew in because of his friends. He is rich, so he has no problem spending money on a plane ticket. Or on a private plane. Hemsworth was also part of the AGBO fantasy football team, just like all the Avengers. Could be another reason for them being there.

That's Hemsworth's wife, not his mom.

That's not his wife. This is his wife.

And if you take a look at that woman who was there with them in the restaurant, you can see that the hair color immediately doesn't match. But by just taking a look at this picture, you can see that the woman with them looks nothing like Elsa.

Hemsworth and Renner told those girls that they were there because of Chris's wedding.

I find this really unbelievable. Do we really think that they would spill the tea on random people? There is no way they don't know about the backlash their relationship has been getting, and if they are getting married, they clearly want to keep it secret, so there is no way his friends would spill anything, especially to random strangers.

Chris's friend posted a picture on Instagram of him and his friend in a car wearing something fancy.

He posted that picture when it was like 9 a.m. in Boston, so as one of my friends said, they might've gone to church.

There are also a few people that are missing who I think would be there, like Mackie, who is in New Orleans for a football game, and Alba's cousin, who is in Peru with her family. I don't think either of them would miss their wedding.

I've said it once and twice, and I'll say it once again: the only reason all of these are suspicious is because of that one girl, that random online person, saying that the wedding will take place this weekend. I'd also like to add those people who love to stir up shite online and spread misinformation because they love creating drama.

It's also really interesting that this is happening once again after something unrelated to Alba happened to Evans.

Maybe I'm wrong; maybe they are getting married. I don't know, but nobody else does. There is just as much evidence of them getting married as there is of them not: zero.

This is only my opinion.

[saltycavilltheorist]

Just seen heather comment on NV instagram with the comment ‘perfection’. Is this being fake for the public or what, they never commented or even acknowledged nv before

Ahhh yes The Shitty Candle Maker and The shitty Bartender 😂 ( heather& Charlie) She's also trying to be relevant, I mean didn't you see the comments on the post about her oldest son, people were correcting her that he wasn't a cavill by blood just name. She was trying to defend that tooth and nail by saying " No he's a caviill still" 😂 like no bitch he's not, he has another father. And I do believe the eldest girl also has a different father too. So thats 2 different baby daddy's. She tries so hard on her Instagram to paint a perfect life because she's married to a washed up superhero's brother.

But we all know they haven't even met covidcuso yet, and their just trying to seem as they have.

Also let's not forget that The Canadian candle maker uses as much filters as covidcuso when she posts on Instagram, and she has as much botox and lip fillers I've ever seen lol 😂

Hey maybe she wants to be filter besties with Ratalie, who knows that dream might just come true lol 😂

[ozlices]

ty for the people following me bc of the watcher posts. this is a watcher hater club now u can all vibe here knowing we are mentally standing outside that pretentious hollywood hq building w pitchforks and torches

[bookishtheaterlover7]

Albitch Ring Rant Post Part 2

Since I'm in a bad mood for whatever fucking reason, also Tumblr won't let me post Princess's ask, that's an actual cold hard truth, Imma do this instead 😁

And we already sound crazy already. So, let's drag this pretentious slut again, shall we..? Oh, and special thanks to 👸 for being bored, and once again bringing me stuff to fucking destroy this bitch with 🫶

So, remember when the timeline they made didn't make sense? Yeah, it'll continue to do so. Because her fan page posted this, four days ago.

Now, I don't really care what this bitch does, as long as she doesn't make Chris look bad, in which case... LEMME AT HER!!! But if this is July 2020... Chris ain't there with her at all. Considering he was with Lily James in London! Remember that? Seemed like forever ago 😅

So, if they're claiming something about the timeline in July 2020... They're fucking lying 🙄 again

Let's travel a little forward in time to yesterday 😁

So, we all saw Albitch rocking the dullest and most cheap ass ring you've ever seen, right? It gets worse much worse.

Justin LD(lyme diseased) posted a shit ton of pics with Albitch. And that ring honestly looks even duller and pathetic in those, more than anything.

And we all know Albitch and Chris have zero chemistry whatsoever, props goes to the top comment on the post because it's so true, and sparked my belief that the bitch is sleeping with Justin 🤭

And I honestly agree with the commenter at the top. They do look good together.

They both look equally perfectly AWFUL on the red carpet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

WTF is with the head tilt?! It stopped being cute 3000 articles ago, Albitch! And this isn't a prom! Why do those two look like they're taking prom pics?!

And bonus, if you look at this photo of LD story, Albitch looks like a horror movie ghost who does the jumpscares

I see no difference 🤭🫣

Let's go back to the ring.

Someone posted on here a few weeks to months ago, that Chris was engaged during August...

See the problem with that timeline is that Albitch posted more pics with LD, and she was most definitely not wearing a ring then 👀

Jump back to the present.

Imma go back to her solo pics again. We've all seen them, no need to reiterate, see the thing is, for some reason, another fan page of hers got a more HD and clear photo of the ring...

How in the hell did they get that?! But not her Agency 👀

This is the part where I call two rings, and she used Photoshop again!

And can y'all stop saying that her ring is gold, it clearly fucking isn't!!! Unless y'all are colorblind that's white gold or silver!

Now, as for the two rings the one in the picture we saw is definitely not that one.

That ring still looks silver or white gold, but has a round stone with nothing surrounding it, and is dull compared to everything else she's wearing. Meanwhile the new pic, square stone, with stones on the band...

This is where I call BULLSHIT

Those two pictures look as different as Chris does in the Lisbon old-new photos! So, in conclusion, somebody photoshopped it in, and chose a completely different equally cheap ring, and made it shiny 😒

Seriously, this is getting tired, and I'm sorry but Albitch and her entourage of wannabe influencers should just quit.

No one will believe her because she's been lying from the get go. Aside from that, if she and Chris are real, it means she's been openly cheating on him since before they were ever official. And Chris flirts with women, and tells the whole world he's single, and looking for a serious partner.

Again, at this point, Dodger and the kids are the only innocents. Who need to be protected from all this. Because another bomb will drop, and we will lose more of the Fandom than we did when NYCC happened. 😞

Albitch Ring Rant Post Part 1

[shakemelikeasnowglobe]

Okay, i know horner was just making fanfic, but imagine Max and lewis as teammates

I mean, the fan boys would be unbearable, of course,because man who are f1 fans are worse than kpopers with dating rumors.

but imagine the energy, the pure energy they would create a supernova of sheer competitiveness It sounds scary but it would be so cool

[ecrivainsolitaire]

[miralyk]

just putting this out here for transparency: i don’t draw nsfw artwork nor have interest in drawing nsfw, at most i’d draw a joke alluding to such, but nothing explicit.

stop barging into my askbox/dms trying to pressure me to draw nsfw or fetish mine through requests—whether it be such exploitation to “lmao i KNOW you’re horny for [innocuous drawn subject] you freak, be honest op, ehuehue” kind of messages, it’s uncomfortable to be unsolicitedly treated as a porn content machine or accused of these things like that.

[majaloveschris]

So I listened to DM's new podcast talking about Chris and Alba, so you don't have to. Here is what she said: 

They are engaged and they getting married this fall in Boston.

Now they are getting married this fall; a few weeks ago it was July or June. At this point, they are having a wedding every single month.

They got engaged in the house they are building together. It was very cute and romantic.

So now they are building a new house together. But why would he have asked her to marry him in a half-done house? What's up with Carlisle? So he isn't renovating it to spend the rest of their lives together?

Her friend helped Chris pick out the ring, she didn't really like it at first. She wanted something vinatage and with meaning and he got her a big rock.

So Chris asked Alba's friend to help him choose a ring for him, and they chose one she didn't like? Him buying a big, expensive one, her wanting vintage—I would imagine it the other way around, but okay.

So this whole thing started with this:

According to her, after she posted this, somebody reached out to her with this story. However, when she started talking about this on her podcast, she didn't even know who had started following who. She didn't even check if Alba followed up with that wedding planner. One of my good friends checked, and she is followed by a bunch of wedding planners, but she doesn't follow a single one.

When the man who was on the podcast too asked her why she thought people like Chris kept these types of things secret, she said, "Because people like him are extremely private, yet somebody still knows things like this. 

I would give a 5/10 to the story; there are a few believeable elements, but it still sounds bullshit.

[saltycavilltheorist]

Keep worshipping the fake God and best c lister in the world Henry Cavill, seeing he doesn't go out shopping by himself or wiping his own ass when he takes a shit 😂 seeing he has to have his assistants 24-7 up his ass as some of you think 😂 I totally

forgot he bleeds diamonds not blood and shits gold.... Not like us peasants lmao 🤣😎

It's a absolute sin and ridiculous that he would want to go out into the real world and do normal shit....

Like shopping secretly alone or take a bus alone and carrying his own groceries alone.... Which he has already done before! But of course some of you will say about those old pictures

' Those are photoshopped' 😂

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL 😂