#pregnancy tag

[decaydanceredacted]

ryan ross left p!atd because pete wentz got him pregnant

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[whentherewerebicycles]

here is a BABY attempting to suck his thumb (not totally clear if he succeeded) before kicking me about a hundred times in rapid succession

[padded-daydreams]

Hello there. I haven't posted much lately, and I don't want to seem too annoying or anything but I'm here to reshare my wishlist.

I'm pregnant, and lately, I've been utterly exhausted 24/7. No matter how much I sleep, I feel like I haven't slept in weeks. I realized that it's been getting much, much worse since I started being unable to sleep through the nights without having to get up to go pee.

I don't really have the money to buy myself adult diapers, as most of my money has been going towards buying baby stuff, food, essentials, etc. I've been thinking that diapers would help me sleep better without having to get up in the middle of the night without being so utterly exhausted all day.

All this is to say that I would greatly appreciate it if someone could buy me some off my wishlist. As always, I will post reviews of whatever I get. I've been thinking about updating the spreadsheet and some other info posts I have, so maybe take that as motivation.

Thank you for your consideration.

[transbeeduo]

guys i PROMISE tubbo’s pregnancy wasn’t all bad u gotta believe me there were a lot of moments where it was genuinely really nice and he’s happy i promise

[the-transgenda-agenda]

Passing as a man like 99% of the time and being pregnant has been interesting, to say the least. I don't interact with people IRL very often (somewhat of an introverted hermit, plus it's winter), but here's some random experiences I've had recently.

People on the phone generally sounding extremely confused when I mention being pregnant and seeking various services in relation to being pregnant. Usually at some point I just explain that I'm transgender, and then they sound less confused.

Had someone on the phone confirming an appointment, and they assumed that I was the partner of [my own deadname].

Someone on TikTok assumed that I was amab pretending to be pregnant. I had commented on a video mentioning it, and after viewing my profile, some random person got upset with me over this. My bio says that I'm a trans man lmao.

I haven't had any negative experiences at my obgyn. Everyone there is always respectful of my name and pronouns and such, which is all good. However (not complaining, just observing), some of the younger nurses seem weirdly excited about... my existence? How cool it is that I'm having a baby as a man in a gay relationship? There is professionalism, but also this implication that I'm inspirational? Idk how to explain it but its a bit odd.

[alex-wolfdragon]

Whenever I see book lovers run at the sight of the pregnancy tag/trope in fanfiction I laugh. I know you're traumatized by books having it, but fanfics with it are usually wholesome I swear!

[fobredactedove]

Pete doesn't know what's happening, all he remembers is being at the bar, hanging out with someone he barely knew, then everything going dark, he's conscious now, but he can't see. He feels a hand force his mouth open, and a large length slide inbetween his lips, he gags as he realizes what it is, he's getting throatfucked! He tries to fight back, biting down on the massive dick. They withdraw, he must be s—SHIT! He got smacked across the face, now he's being pinned down, ACK! They grabbed his throat! Pete struggles to breathe as the massive length goes down his throat while he's also being choked, poor Pete can't breathe. He cries, hoping this nightmare will end, he starts going lightheaded, and soon stops feeling anything for a brief moment.

Pete wakes up, he's in someone's bed, no longer blindfolded, but now completely nude, and in for a surprise in 9 months or if he ever takes a pregnancy test!

<3

[pensarecool2]

I have the 20 week anatomy ultrasound today, and I'm so excited. I get to see how big my baby has gotten!!!

[fobredacted27]

i need patrick to put a baby in me

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[billiewena]

[decaydanceredacted]

i don’t have a penis and he doesn’t have a vagina but trust and believe that i WILL make pete wentz pregnant.

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[whentherewerebicycles]

everything is still so good!!! heartbeat is super fast and strong and is now firmly in the upper band of healthy/normal. behold the little seahorse (now less seahorse-y because its tail is almost gone) floating around in there attached to its little yolk sac inner tube!!

[cannabiscomrade]

With that story of the person buying a pregnancy test being sent formula samples in the mail getting traction recently, it needs to be pointed out that this is not new.

With my most recent pregnancy in 2020, I started receiving formula samples in the mail from Similac and Enfamil in my first trimester. My email was quickly passed between pregnancy and baby specific companies and my inbox became flooded with emails advertising countless products and services.

I was harassed by 2 cord blood storage companies after briefly browsing one of their websites. After my baby was diagnosed as terminal, I had a phone conversation with a rep who tried to convince me multiple times to store her cord blood for my future babies.

After Sam was born/died, within a week of my delivery I received a congratulations letter and offer from Gerber Life Insurance in the mail, also without my consent. I continued receiving formula coupons despite reporting her death to the companies multiple times, and even now I receive toddler formula coupons from time to time.

Amazon has tracked my purchases to the point that they know I (should) have a 19 month old and will advertise me toddler and baby things for girls, despite never having linked an AGAB to my Amazon account.

This level of capitalistic surveillance of pregnancy in the US specifically is not new and with the repeal of Roe v. Wade it should terrify you.

[transbeeduo]

ranboo instinctively eating tubbo's placenta (<- sentence i'd never thought i'd type) is both so deeply meaningful and also insanely hilarious to me which i think fits them perfectly. of course ranboo would do that of course he'd eat his lover's organ!! what better way to connect them ESPECIALLY after such immense vulnerability? but also the image of ranboo walkin in the room and just immediately goin to town on that thang is sending me into hysterics

WHY DIDN’T TUMBLR NOTIFY ME OF THIS FUCK YEAH THIS IS SO REAL

I feel like the reason Ranboo ate it was due to

A.) Omnivore leaning heavily into more Carnivorous tendencies

B.) Enderian Instinct (+ tradition?)

C.) STRESS

Like I think the stress and the carnivorism kinda go hand in hand because. Ranboo was SO unbelievably stressed because he couldn’t stand to be in the same room during the C-Section because like. Bad memories from literally DYING that one time. Plus I think like. For Enderians, since any of them can give birth they all have those instincts hard-coded into them yk? And since Enderman babies are usually a LOT fucking bigger than Bug was, the one who just gave birth will usually eat the placenta as a way to regain strength? If that makes sense? (Or the other partner(s) will eat it as like a bonding/connection kinda thing like you described that’s more of a tradition thing but it’s definitely baked into instinct)

So what happened is that Ranboo went in the room post C-Section, smelled blood and checked to make sure his tiny baby and Tubbo were doing okay, Ranboo just like. Suddenly grabbed the placenta and ate it I don’t think they even were thinking about it It was literally ALL instinct

[the-transgenda-agenda]

There is a thrift store near where I live where I live where if you show your food stamps card, you can get some free clothes once a month. (The upstairs section of the place is all clothes, and downstairs is secondhand items sold for cash for super cheap).

Anyways, I was there getting baby clothes as I'm pregnant and about to have a baby, and the woman at the counter absolutely grilled me over getting the clothes. I pointed out that I had no issues last time getting the baby clothes, and the woman said they shouldn't have let me. She was going on this whole spiel about how I can't get clothes for free for my friends/family/cousins/etc, only for myself.

I literally stated multiple times that I was pregnant, and it wasn't until I said, "I'm having a baby," that she like halfway understood, and let me get the clothes without paying cash. She switched from grilling me on the rules to making small talk about her nephew having a baby.

When I told my bf about it (he'd already gone downstairs by the time this happened), he said that I should've explained that I was trans, but tbh I think that would've confused her even more. I'm not upset by this or anything, I just find it funny.

I'm rapidly approaching the 3rd trimester, and I pass well enough that I feel like even once I'm around 9 months pregnant, I'll still have people not even considering that I might be pregnant even if I tell them.

[alex-wolfdragon]

Turns out the story about kisses leading to pregnancy weren't as far off as we thought.

This fanfic is the 4th of 7 that I'm writing on AO3. It currently has 7 chapters and is still ongoing. It was originally a one-shot that got voted to be a fanfic.