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the first time luo binghe and shen qingqiu sleep together, binghe would wake up numerous times in the middle of the night. the smallest movement sqq make would alert him immediately. the very first time was when sqq snuggled on his chest, lbh's mouth was wide open because

"shizun is snuggling my chest omgggg he looks like a cat, thats so cutee"

hes moving.

look, five years of sleeping with the corpse of his loved one fucked with his head. he would automatically expect sqq to not move at all. he would expect qingqiu to stay quiet every time binghe tell him about his day at night. he would expect qingqiu to stay quiet when he kisses his forehead as a morning greeting.

to see his beloved alive, breathing, and well, warms his heart so much that he thought he could explode from happiness.

on some nights, binghe would insist to sleep with his head on top of qingqiu's torso, to listen to his husband's heartbeat which would lull him into sleep. sqq would agree on this at first, but he would grow embarrassed of it and smack lbh's head, telling him to get off of him. with the reasoning of "you're heavy, give this master some room to breathe." luckily the room was dark, so binghe wouldnt notice his shizun blushing like a madman.

luo binghe and shen qingqiu got the happy ending they deserve. they're both a little messed up, but at least they have each other.

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mobei jun and shang qinghua have been together for such a long time, mbj could just stare at sqh and sqh would be like "oh yes my king, we forgot to take out the trash today" or something

it has gotten to the point where they can have a full conversation without mbj saying anything

for example,

one morning sqh comes running to mbj. upon seeing his arrival, mbj tilts his head and stares at sqh. "my king, i got new clothes! do you like it?" sqh asks. mbj looks at him up and down then says, "mn." 

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’D LIKE IT MORE ON THE FLOOR"

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remember that the mark on binghe's forehead glows? just imagine qingqiu trying to sleep at night but binghe's shiny forehead keeps him awake lol

eventually, sqq gets so restless that he covers lbh’s forehead with a bandage or something. lbh wakes up from all the forehead-bandaging, he then cries “does shizun not love this disciple anymore??”

shen qingqiu is tired.

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it's so funny how whenever shen qingqiu look at the girls, it's not because he's attracted to them, but because he's trying to get them for luo binghe. but little does he know that his white lotus was only interested in him, and he's seething in jealousy every time sqq look at the girls.

sqq inner monologue: "hmm ning yingying would be a suitable wife for binghe, how do i get them to be closer and develop romantic relationship? liu mingyan is great too, but they're in different peaks. let me see what i can do to bring her and binghe together."

lbh in the background, gripping on his clothes in anger: "why does shizun look at the girls so often? is he interested in them? am i not enough? how can i drive them away from him? IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!! NOT THEM!!!"

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imagine the things lan wangji had to go through for him to take a-yuan under his wing... imagine seeing wangji go to the burial mounds to find wuxian's body, but came back with a child instead. a child from the Wen clan, a public enemy. imagine how hard it was for him to keep a-yuan in the clan and raised him into a great disciple...

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every time you open a chapter in svsss, boss music would play. but with faint clown music in the background. then itd gradually get louder and louder until it echoes in your eardrums.

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girl help my adhd wouldn't let me focus on the screen for more than five minutes

GIRL HELP I NEED TO STUDY I HAVE TWO EXAMS TOMORROW AND IF I FAIL ANY OF THEM IM GETTING DROPPED OUT OF UNI

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that girl dinner trend but make it coffee at 9pm and nothing else before 3am

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i took a nap, my mom woke me up and apparently i said "shang qinghua wouldnt like being woken up" to her while i was half asleep.

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every time i hate myself, i would just think "wei wuxian wouldnt be happy about this..."

it worked until i realize that wwx probably hated himself too so i just laugh about it now

i would think things like "oh wwx would want me to brush my teeth", "wwx would want me to not be so hard on myself", "wwx would want me to take a rest", etc etc

i swear he's like co-parenting me or something

i think its because i saw this post in the past and i was never the same man i used to be

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wangxian wouldn't have happened if jin guangshan kept it in his pants

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my parents are binge watching this show called smallville, im not really interested in it so i occasionally sit on the sofa to accompany them and leave halfway through the episodes.

a few minutes ago my mom shouted from the living room, "honey come here, look whos on the tv!!"

and there he was. jensen ackles.

dad asked my mom why she yelled, and she answered "oh he likes supernatural, this man was the main character of it. whos his name? sam?"

"no mom it's dean."

i just think it's nice how my mom still remembers that i once liked supernatural lol

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even though my tumblr dashboard and twitter timeline was full of atsv, i'm glad i didn't see any spoilers before watching the movie. people were too busy spreading miguel's cheeks lmaoo

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why pay for therapy when mdzs q is free?

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going back to tumblr after being out in other websites is so funny.

it's like going back to my own hometown after living somewhere else for too long, it's chaotic but oddly comforting at the same time. after all that happened, this is still my home.

tumblr is a hellsite but it is MY hellsite