I HAVE SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE TO SAY ✋
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‘louis should go to therapy’ and ‘louis should work on himself’ and ‘louis deserves better than lestat’ are for the boring, conventional yellow bellied normies. i sincerly hope he gets worse. i hope he sells everyone he loves and cares for down the river for lestat’s radioactive dick. i hope he turns into the most predatory vampire akasha accused him of being and i hope he does it with a twinkle in his eyes
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Armand and Oldmaniel’s wedding
Based on these photos of Anna Nicole Smith’s wedding:
Thank u @prfoundbond for the inspo
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sexiest nonsexual things vampires can do
lap up blood out of a puddle on the floor
regurgitate blood
be a little bit pathetic
die and then come back (more than once)
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Not Lestat interrupting the most passionate and full on catholic girl confession of all time by eating the priest! Nobody actually born 'n' raised in Catholicism does confession like that. I really really wanted to hear how the priest was going to cope! Lestat, how very dare you take that from me?!?!
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lestat. she’s derived from Clemence Posey and Nontobeko Mbuyazi on my screen @ the same time. Lestat is mixed race in this au bc while I think AMC’s decision to make louis Black redresses a lot of anne’s bs, I still want to redux her ancien regime boner thru a new lens
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lestat de lioncourt is a priest
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