#probably going to romance astarion with her
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astarion origin playthrough worth it just for all the extra moments where he does the "sad wet cat" face
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#thoughts about media#astarion#*kisses his forehead* my awful little bastard man... i love you and your big sad watery eyes.#IT'S SO FUCKING QUIET THOUGH IF YOU YOURSELF ARE PLAYING HIM GOOD LORD#I'M SO USE TO HIM COMPLAINING TO MY TAV!!!!#OR BANTERING WITH HIM OR KARLACH OR WYLL!!!#I MISS HIS THEATRICS!!!!!!!#not that it's ENTIRELY quiet. until i found karlach i was travelling with shadowheart lae'zel and gale.#and let me tell you. gale and lae'zel do NOT shut the fuck up if they are together.#they were literally having an entire tinder date while we were trecking through the woods to go get karlach.#i NEVER knew they talk so much because while i've travelled with them individually in past saves...#...i've NEVER had them in my party at the same time!#gale is actually pretty nice to lae'zel! he asks a lot of questions but doesn't condescend her as he does others sometimes.#that's probably because he's afraid of her though. I would be too were I nothing more than a wizard with 8 strength.#I do like how you can look at pretty much any two companions and get a well written and generally enjoyable dynamic!#It feels like they considered that a lot of people would want to maybe pair off the companions they didn't romance with each other!#and wanted it to be easy for really any pairing to work... if a person just paid attention to their shared interactions.
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cute date idea: playing baldur's gate 3 with the polyamory mod installed and the sole objective of shagging as many party members as possible
#my partner's currently getting all the action w their budding karlach romance and whatever the fuck lae'zel has going on#karlach is adorable. like objectively super hot (literally! sorry) and an actual golden retriever. very dateable 100/10 i've simply decided#to let my partner date her in this save#every time we kill people ON ACCIDENT lae'zel starts propositioning them lsdfsldkjhfksfh. she knows what she wants! i respect it!#meanwhile wyll and shadowheart are playing hard to get with me and i can't make up my mind about whether or not to date gale#but gale and wyll are like boyfriends 1 and 2 to me. so yes. i will collect them like pokémon#i'm also gonna try and fuck halsin JUST to see if it's gonna be his bear shape. i Have A Feeling#NO ONE wants to fuck astarion#if i were playing alone i would probably try and date karlach and wyll specifically. just because i think it would be funny.#baldur's gate 3#jessi talks
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Absolutely tragic that only a few companions are down for poly relationships with you in BG3. Don’t get me wrong, I’m fine that not everyone is down for it and would prefer a monogamous relationship. However, the main two who are down with it (Astarion and Shadowheart) won’t enter a relationship with you while you are with one or the other but will be fine with dating you and Halsin or another non-origin poly companion.
Also Karlach, who is fine with it at first, will later give you an ultimatum and leave you if you still want to be in a poly relationship. So tragic, especially for me because Shadowheart, Astarion and Karlach are my favorites (Halsin too but he’s down with whatever).
#i’ll probably go with the vampire bf#and romance her on my gith cleric playthrough#baldur’s gate 3#astarion#shadowheart#karlach#halsin
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The fresh hype and memes is good and all, but I wish Baldur's Gate 3 was an old game with its story mechanic fleshed out in online guides down to the littlest node.
Withers called me bitchless. I've rejected every romance advance I've gotten. I have not pursued anyone. The one I want is Karlach, but I'm in act 2 and she's not made a move despite being able to hug me. Have I been assigned a no romance route by role-playing a shy monk?
If this was a JRPG from 1998 Google would have an answer.
#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3#bg3 spoilers#bg3 romance#???#bg3 no romance#bg3 help#even if theres no romance im set on finishing my playthrough#i still want to save the world#and my shy monk tav is very dear to me#the only one who hasn't gotten the hint is Halsin#and maybe shadowheart#i rejected her bottle of wine at the party as a later option#next time im probably going to fold for gale#maybe do an astarion origin for that bloodweave vibe#i have fic ideas brewing#but tonight i cried for barcus wroot#he deserves better#but he won't#just like me#my wulbren is no contact#haha anyway#balduri gate
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this dialogue path im so 😭😭🤭🤭
#shri’iia going like you weren’t THAT good 🙄 as if she didn’t come multiple times bc he’s probably more attentive than her matriarch#like I imagine her matriarch being a very selfish lover and she always receives and never gives and shri’iia being so used to that#so when the act 1 forest sex scene comes and astarion performs as he does and he’s very giving and thorough and more focused on her own#pleasure than his shri’iia is like ?? brakes screeching noises in her brain she’s not used to this btw#not to mention she’s already drunk as fuck and trying so very hard to ignore the pain in her chest from oath breaking#so she gets even more confused and she just lets him do what he wants to do#cue the morning after .. ‘you weren’t THAT good’ whatever you’re just saving face 😭#anyway. I like this dialogue path too bc you get an insight on astarion’s pov where he says he was holding back and making his excuse#when he was probably dissociating / feeling disgusted at having to do his routine again#but then it’s all part of his plan so he gotta do it. also that’s what he knows how to do so he has to do it and liking it is a diff matter#but when he says the ‘how dare you’ like it feels more playful so I think that kind of dynamic where they clown on each other is what they#both like. I also think that in the second time they sleep together it’s a bit more playful bc they’re getting that kind of dynamic more#based on the flirting scenes you can get prior the second time he offers to sleep together again#but to me when they overtly flirt / or when they fuck is when the seeds of the romance are planted .. it only develops when they start to#hang out with each other lol. like this whole romance that’s built on deceit and using each other#gets developed bc they actually like being in each other’s company 😭😭 idk that’s so cute to me#and when they’re actually together it’s like. this slowburn where they’re not putting any labels on it#they just hang out with each other for the next couple of hundred years and occasionally get married#multiple times for the attention and gifts lol#actually have more thoughts abt astarion/shri’iia 😭 they’re infesting my mind like mold#shut up about bg3.#bg3 spoilers
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Currently I have so many bg3 saves bc I refuse to delete my old ones that will likely never be finished (first ever gameplays, not optimized, everytime I open one I get overwhelmed and stop), but also because I keep making new games with the specific purpose of romancing a certain companion, seeing special dialog, doing a specific style of run, or getting an achievement on steam.
#simon says#currently the 4 that I have right now are fun but I wanna do a new one bc I like making characters and being silly#so far I have:#sad bardlock that was originally going to be a no-romance 'everyone's worst ending' run but then I finally decided to romance shadowheart#since the two of them absolutely give off sad lesbian vibes and just seem to make eachother better#because a doom and gloom bardlock constantly saying 'that sounds lovely :)' to anything shar related quickly made Shadowheart happy#next up is big hulking non-lolthsworn drow who is a cleric of Mystra#because I want to see how a cleric of mystra works with Gale and so far it has SUCH fun interactions#... Jak'ith. my gith jack-of-all-trades romancing Lae'zel#i would be a liar if I didn't say doing a legit jack of all trades run as a gith romancing Lae'zel wasn't the most fun out of all my saves#the interactions are so fucking funny I love it#like I highly recommend a gith lae'zel romance because it's so much fun just bouncing back and forth in dialog#and I got REALLY into stealing after playing Jak'ith so I made a duegar thief who is gonna eventually be a druid#and im gonna make her an exclusively Halsin romance bc I saw some of the duegar dialog options with him and I thought it would be funny#since my last Wyll romance went south (i had hubris in honor mode and lost it all) and I have still yet to romance Karlach or Minthara#those 3 are on my list for characters to make and play bc I haven't explored those routes yet#i also want to try doing a true goody two shoes durge run and a true evil durge run#obviously the evil run will probably be the Minthara romance#also on this list I am ignoring Astarion bc I have romanced him twice now in my two old durge runs so unless I can think of something unique#then im not doing anything with him for a while#well except playing as him#i got an old playthrough with him I should continue bc I wanted to see what his origin stuff would be like in act 3#at some point I do want to origin run all the origin characters bc it sounds really cool#but I want to get a good idea of their character arcs before I do#also for the achievements:#Jak'ith is the jack of all trades no Withers help achievement#My bardlock is the busking 100 gold one#and I want to do a punch drunk build at some point#which would probably be a monk bc of the drunken master robes you can get#but yeah I will probably end up with like 8 or more saves in the end
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started a dark urge run say hello to somber (duergar bard) they are here to make everyone worse 🫡

#shush jesse#jesse plays bg3#romancing astarion probably. the bloodlust and carefully constructed persona draw them in.#the dynamic is both of them thinking ''lmao i'm emotionally manipulating this guy sooo hard right now'' every time they interact#they did also have sex with lae'zel very early on#gale is like a bug to them. going to perform experiments on that man. gonna make him worse.#haha yesss bestie you should seek unending magical power. lets fuck around and find out. also kill that guy for me.#bard seemed like the funniest option for a durge run. i had to.#her starting instrument is a violin i feel like it matches his vibe (all pronouns moment btw)
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Hey Shakes! What is your Tav's name? I'd love to hear more about her. 🥰
Aw thanks so much for the ask, especially about any and all OCs :D
I will say since I am new to this game/world it's going to take me a bit to nail down my Tav, but I do like the backstory so far: rogue and entertainer turned adventurer, leader and hero, half elf. She's a bit flamboyant, hence the pink hair which she dyed--her natural is a brown. I named her Rosella because it's Italian for little red and I just was really feeling the pink.
Romances Gale. Completely seduced by the wiley nerdery :)
#baldurs gate iii#<3#replies#thanks!#in dragon age I am always drawn to the human origins because lore wise they're more interesting to me for story purposes#thought i'd do a half elf this go around#i may change her look in subsequent playtrhoughs but I'll probably stick with the pink hair and entertainer background#i also may try astarion's romance#but your girl loves a slow burn
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honestly i think the fact that laezel is soleils closest bestie and they're partners with astarion is very fitting given they both have the exact sane approvals most of the time. also the laezel lovemailing is very much coming from the fact that while streaming with our friend tonight we were complaining about the awful takes people have on laezel because she acts mean and now im thinking about how much i love her again
#plum charas#if we were not incredibly gay i would love to do her romance route#i wish there was an option to do romance routes platonically to still get characters epilogues#they dont see each other often since laezel is off in space starting a revolution and so often very busy but they try to talk using the#rary ring whenever they can#i like to think in one of their adventures soleil and astarion found a way to visit laezel rather than the otger way around at least once#sane thing for wyll and karlach i imagine they came to avernus at least once if not more to visit them#i like to think out of the party laezel was the voice of logic for soleil who he'd go to for reasoning advice and held utmost trust in#shadowheart was his closest confidant for emotional topics and he often shared things with her first than he did anyone else#and astarion is obviously his partner and equal who he feels he can go to for anything#and they deserves it so much because their whole life (pretty much all of the origin characters really) never really had a solid support#group so its like. now they can be that for each other#you could argue wyll had his father but really until they reconciled he was still fighting battles and blazing the front lines#gale probably is the closest to having a solid pre existing support group but mystra fucking groomed him and in his origin it's revealed he#has a complicated relationship with his mom and doesn't talk to her so. he literally just has his cat really#all of them get the found family trope all of them#soleil fennuith
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cursed to make sick as fuck designs for characters i know i’m never gonna play as 😔
#if anyone wants to copy this go ahead etc etc#would probably multiclass her with a selunite cleric . pragmatic lawful neutral. romance astarion maybe?#your daily dose of idiocy#bg3
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tonight. I complete the balding gay boyfriend collection. I will right the wrong to which I was made to bear witness to. I've three of four men romanced already. all that remains is kissing that sad little wizard...and moonrise towers is just on the horizon.

#bg3#thoughts about media#I got jantar to act 3 and then paused his campaign to speedrun a campaign in which I'm romancing gale.#gale is very cute. and silly. I've never met a man more polite about his desperation to get pegged than he.#I'm getting better at breezing through the game honestly. I'm almost at moonrise and it's only taken 30ish hours.#once I get the wizard kisses- I will go back and fully finish jantar's campaign.#I just realised it would be SOOO easy for me to be the change I needed to see.#it's making me more confident about finishing all the romances honestly.#not sure which of the girls I'll pick first. I'm inclined to choose lae'zel because she's probably my favourite girl.#...but because of that I also sort of want my honour run to be completed with her romanced.#I've decided I'll romance SH with the durge since she'd probably be the only person not offended by the stupid romance implications.#it's not even the story I have made up for MY bhaalspawn- but I still don't want to see anyone get upset :(#so really- I have just two characters left to come up with.#I'm not sure if I'm going to romance minthy yet.#the origins are my priority. halsin just got lucky that astarion isn't bothered by him.#*sigh* in a better world... barcus would be amongst the men we could kiss in this game...#want that grumpy gnome so fucking bad.
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finally playing a truly evil durge run and.... this game really makes you regret when you do horrible things like commit tiefling genocide
#damien.txt#the way that you just go into a room and mass murder people who don't fight back... oh my god#esp if you've played good runs prior where you've saved the tieflings the whole game bc it's like. those are my friends#the couple is in there!! no!! they dont deserve that!!#truly rip. i was like damn... i actually feel bad.....#also controversial opinion: the minthara sex scene is not worth it lol#i was expecting more tbh esp bc the lead up is like. a mind-projected fantasy abt being tied up??#i was like Oh are we actually getting something kinky here#but no. and then u talk abt emotions. or during a durge run you can murder her?#but if you do you can't access the corpse. like it's not actually in camp. or maybe im dumb and just cant find it lol#anyways......... i will attempt to recruit her at the moonrise. prob wont do her romance tho#probably romancing astarion again lol bc i am down bad. alas.#bg3
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good morning!! ^-^
#i'm starting to get repetitive (and not in a good way)#like i'm tired of doing this fight over and over again to try & beat her#but i will persevere i guess :3#i did start writing something for astarion last night#it's funny i was all 'oh this can be a non-canon thing bc Idk how I'm going with the story for my s/i yet'#but uhh it's not finished and it's 1.3k words#this might actually become part of the story lol#(of course i'll probably have to check if it fits in the game's story well enough but *shrugs* :3)#bc as much as i know his romance arc - I've never seen it like in order so idk if the timing's right heh#but anyways~ what matters is i'm having fun!!#and i hope you all have a great day/night! <3#morning rambles
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i'm not really concentrating on romance with honor mode. i'm not sure who will have a side quest that's easy to complete with honor mode. i think gale's is probably the least insane, but if i skip lae'zel she leaves by act 2 which i don't want. who did you romance? did you complete each companion side quest? were there companions you didn't pick up? i was thinking i might leave halsin behind and keep the shadow curse intact to avoid the oliver stuff. i just don't want to put a ton of hours in to die to that demon child lol. and i think i will skip astarian's side quest since it's not necessary to keep him around. same with shadowheart. i might even keep lae'zel still in with vlaakith since it would be easier when it comes to the emperor.
I love talking about my absolute batshit insane honor mode run because I did literally everything I could to both level to 12 as quickly as possible while fighting as few battles as possible.
This got really long so it's all under the cut
Some things I did:
I did a chaotic DUrge run. I knew I needed to be the Slayer so Orin couldn't be, because she gets a turn per arm, and that fucking thing has four arms. In a normal game, if she rolls first and I forget to cast sanctuary, she depletes my health in one turn (Monk will be really good for this. Get your initiative up and make sure you have stunning strike and just take her out as quick as possible).
I did save Halsin because oak father preserve me, he's too fine to let die and also I love the tieflings and Rolans tower comes in clutch for the final fight. You can still get it if you hand over Aelin, but Aelin will also provide support and I wanted her.
I often left either Gale or Shadowheart in camp for difficult fights in act 1 while working on leveling up. You can easily get yourself to lvl 6 in Act 1 if you explore the whole map, and there are relatively few killer fights. Ethel is the worst, imo, and I waited until after I did the underdark to come back for her because that +1 boon is helpful
I skipped a BUNCH of stuff in the underdark, partly because I just don't like this map. I did do the Booal quest because now they'll come to help you in the final fight (meat shields) + the cleric of mystras tower because a- i love hearing gale tell me about his misadventures in blackstaff and 2- easy XP
RIP gnomes but I sided with Nere in the grymforge because I wasn't fighting that fight. It was a hard call because the gnomes are also very useful in the final fight, but if you (spoiler) kill the Gondians for Wulbrun, he'll ally with you and that was fine. So that was another horrible decision I made.
For Last Light- I let Marcus take Isobel. SORRY but I read that if you kill her during the Myrkul fight, that still counts for Scelaritas and it DOES. The downside is if you long rest anytime between freeing Aelin/killing Isobel, you have to successfully roll not to kill your lover. I did not think about this, long rested, and it was only through the grace of Ao I didn't slaughter Gale. However, you get the slayer power which is pretty nice imo, without making anyone mad because Aelin had no idea I was the one who sold out Isobel. Yay me!
I also cleared out the tower BEFORE the shadowfell. It's difficult for sure, but easier to kind of work through specific areas, go back to camp and rest, and then hit the rest
Kill Balthazar immediately- you should always do this honestly because the fight in the shadowfell is a LOT harder than fighting four ghouls, his flesh dude, and then himself (have astarion pickpocket him BEFORE the fight though so he can't cast haste. What i do is i go in and start the dialogue, switch to astartion, drink a potion of invisibility then sneak over and rob him stupid before I have laezel hit him with stunning strike).
I did complete halsin's quest and im not gonna lie, it was brutal. I didn't leave anyone in camp for this fight either- shadowheart with spirit guardians activated in one corner by the water where the shadows appear takes out the lower level ones easy, and does constant radiant damage to the higher HP. Have Gale cast wall of fire from the opposite side where all the cursed harpers/githyanki come through, and then Laezel can pick off the ones who make it through the flames one by one while my archer stood by the portal and took down anyone capable of long range attacks.
I did go to the creche (HELL). My suggestion is to ally with Vlakkith and agree to kill the DG, go and handle that (I stabbed him lmao), come back and fight the inquisitor. It's still a hard fight BUT then you can slip off to the side door to the blood of lathander (I didn't bother with the mace), long rest, and get the hell out of dodge.
Equip Gale with knock so you can skip the trials of Shar- you do have to do the library fight but if you give Laezel the long leap or whatever it's called BEFORE you go through the barrier, she can jump down the stairs and take out the portal on her first turn and then everyone can use magic again.
Make sure your charisma is high enough to convince Yurgir to kill himself and spare yourself the fight- you need his purple orb. Gale will say not to lick the carcass but you should do it anyway. What does he know???
Then run straight to the shadowfell- use Yurgirs orb to get to the door, Gale casts knock and boom you're in.
Convince Kethric he can be redeemed to skip straight to the Myrkul fight. You still have to get him to like, half health on the roof, but then when you get to the mindflayer hive, you can remind him he was about to stand down and he will. You have to find the note from Melodia for this- its in a locked chest in his bedroom.
I rescued Zevlor because the hellriders are easily the best allies in the brain fight imo.
I did practically nothing in Rivington- I don't care about the fireworks quest and I certainly wasn't risking my run on a bunch of orphans (no offense to orphans in real life of course)
I allied myself with Gortash all the way to the end- I usually do this because I hate that final fight in the Grand Dukes chambers. To skip it, you'll need to kill Orin first, then double back and tell him you have it, complete the rolls convincing him you should still ally together, and then he goes down to the brain to wait for you. You COULD save the gondians, then- he won't blow up the Iron Throne, one of his minions will instead, and your alliance is still in tact.
For companion quests- Gales is the easiest because you only have to talk to Mystra and make a choice around the crown. Breaking into SS is easy, and there's very little down there that will kill you. I had high dex, so I disabled all the traps. I did romance Gale this run- I always do- which was difficult because I knew I might choose to blow him up if I was losing my brain fight
I chose to keep Shadowheart and kill the Sharrans which is always a difficult fight. Gale needs several spells- counterspell, obviously, and sleet storm which causes spellcasters to have to roll to keep their concentration- it works like, 95% of the time so when they're casting darkness all over the place, Gale can counter it and you're not taking damage/losing distance/unable to get a hit in while they utterly obliterate you. I had Tav and Shadowheart talk to Viconia while I sent Gale and Laezel to more strategic spots for killing.
Astarions fight nearly ended me if I had to do it again, I genuinely wouldn't even pick him up from the beach. He's not essential to the story and after act 1 I don't think he's even particularly needed in any party unless you just really like playing a rogue, like his character, or are re/multiclassing him. Laezel opened every door I asked her to in act 3 with her sword, and Gale had knock which unlocks simple locks. I dont know that Honor Mode is the right place to be exploring though. I skipped a LOT of side quests- like the carnival (RIP dribbles), for example, and that stupid bard in his haunted house.
I think the most important thing for an honor run is your allies. I used them all as meat shields while running to the brain. I had a boatload of arrows of like, abberation slaying etc etc to take out the mind flayers as we ran (orpheus was our mind flayer). I'd spend the first part of the turn calling for allies as a distraction and then just booking it. Everyone was holding like, 50 potions of health and as many potions of speed as I could craft. Just be careful because after 3 turns, you lose one, but at lvl 12, with action surge, laezel can make 12 hits for one turn which is so helpful against the brain.
I think once I realized that this is not an "honorable" game, it was helpful.
#im playing on ps5 and there are different cheeses and bugs for this system#(as in not as many as ive seen on pc)#you know what i found really helpful? grease bottles#i could throw one as a bonus action and then gale could use a cantrip to light the ground on fire#also crafting- i was running all over act 1 for flowers and shit to make my little potions#also you can roll to convince laezel to stay without going to the creche- but she remains loyal to vlakkith#i did romance gale in the game- i think an astarion romance is probably pretty easy too minus his side quest#laezel and karlach too since you dont really need to do much in act 2 + 3 in order to cement it#shadowheart is harder with the conclave though you could have her lean full evil#anyway sorry this was so long!#you can always come off anon and we can discuss things more indepth too!#i have so many thoughts about bg3#i dont think i even play it to its full potential
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live footage of me trying to figure out who to romance with el (he will kill them)
#Gale's whole. um. explodey thing#since it activates when you kill him at the start im GUESSING it also activates when you kill him in ur DUrge scene#which maybe that isnt true but considering how much time passes between him dying & him blowing up the entire game#i dont want to risk it unless someone can tell me with absolute certainty that he doesnt blow up#i REALLY want karlach alive because i think her response to him going off the deep end & returning to who he used to be would be fun#he wouldnt like shadowheart and i dont like shadowheart enough so it wouldnt have any weight#& lae'zel is. i think el would like her but not be attracted to her. just really impressed#which leaves the vampire twink. i mean i GUESS#it also leaves wyll but i dont want to kill wyll#itll probably be astarion. probably#i do intend to romance him properly at some point but el killing loved ones because their corpses would be prettier. is such a massive part#of his character pre amnesia and i neeeeeed to pass that onto post amnesia el#maybe i wont kill anyone. maybe ill romance karlach and make her suffer soooo much. maybe ill quit halfway through act 1 because i felt bad#other than that i do have plans for playthroughs that arent evil & traumatizing i swear#ramblings#oc ramblings
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something so hilarious to me is that shri'iia becomes an oath breaker bc she failed to follow the tenets of lolth's paladins when she's on her own in the surface. like she did such a bad job on being a Lolth Paladin that she even ended up fucking an elf
#lolth: fuck elves fr!#shri'iia thinking it was literal and on her way to fuck a vampire elf: yeah! fuck elves!#joke aside im thinking up of her timeline. the oath breaking is like half-way through act 1 / after the whole tiefling-goblin dilemma#is resolved. but she doesn't accept the oath breaker role until the end of act 1 so she just spent the whole time grappling the fact that#her resolve + sense of self (since her oath is a culmination of that) is gone and the astarion romance was just a distraction for her#or else she'll have to face that sinking void 💃🕺 not to mention the stress of the tadpole. realization that she can't go back home anymore#realization that she'd probably get hunted down by lolth and her followers for failing her / and get turned into a drider if she ever#returned back home. the whole loss and dread of not knowing where to go/what to do when nothing wants you anymore#when you're worth NOTHING now ... slowly seeing her relationship with her matriarch for what it really was. .. trying to process THAT...#so when a distraction presents itself she just jumps into it no thoughts head empty. so its also her using him as much as he's#using her. she's like i already broke all the lolth paladin rules let me break one more i guess 😭#oc: shri'iia.#omg im finally remembering to use this tag smh
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