#promptlywritingwatchingwaiting

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"How much do you want to regret this tomorrow?"

"As much as you can make me."

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"Tell my father to fuck off!"

"Uhm...with all due respect he is the king."

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"Are you two dating?"

"It's worse, they're siblings."

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"They've destroyed armies!"

"And I'm gonna try to get them to destroy this pussy-"

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Villain making a 'your dad' joke

Hero's Kid: "Can you stop talking about it in public all the time it's starting to get a little annoying."

Villain: "Hey, I managed to put a ring on his finger," flashes wedding/engagement ring, "I get bragging rights."

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A hero trainee, secretly adopted by hero and villain, who doesn't tell anyone else about their family not because they're trying to keep it secret but rather because they think it's funnier the less their classmates know about why they get random phone calls from both

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"It's this Saturday, I'll see you then."

"Wait, this Saturday?"

"Yeah?"

"Shit, I can't go then. I have a party to go to."

"You're going to a stupid party instead of this meeting?"

"You don't understand, it's an important party, attendance is mandatory."

"What about this party makes it more important than this meeting‽"

"I was invited by the queen herself."

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Villain going up to a group of trainees after they get back from mission that took few days and now are all waiting for people to pick them up or whatever, gets stopped by Superhero who demands to know what they're doing there and boom the reveal that Trainee is their kid

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Hero has a kid, and is a single parent for a long time, every now and then having some partners but mostly it's just them Kid, but eventually when Kid is a teenager Hero finds Lover and the two are together for a while, long enough that they start getting referred to as Kid's other parent. When Hero goes out for a mission that is pretty far away and will take them a few days, Lover shows up at the house to ask for Kid's permission and help with proposing once they return

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A, very visibly tense, "B."

"What's up?"

"Call my sister for me because if I do it I'll break my fucking phone."

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"I mean, really. Who would suspect such a sweet, innocent teenager to be the No. 2 villain?"

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"Oh, this will be fun." Supervillain smirked. He readied every power he could manage, all stolen from their friends. It made Sidekick sick to their stomach.

They assumed a fighting stance of their own as they began to block and dodge, making sure to keep Supervillain from laying a finger on them.

If they messed up now...

"HAH! Someone looks nervous. Why not get a little closer?" Sidekick purposefully faltered, allowing him the chance to latch a hand onto their arm. "That little power of yours is mine now."

They moved their other hand, readying the trigger. Thankfully Supervillain hadn't been paying attention to the symbols they'd drew in the air.

Supervillain's expression grew increasingly confused by the second. Now Sidekick smirked. "Good thing I don't have a power for you to steal," they said, setting off their magic.

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"Be warned, Commander, I could gut you with my talons. Now listen up and not. Another. Step."

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"Spread your bullshit about me playing for both sides with my hero identity, like I care how the public sees me!"

"Oh, but I'm sure you'll care how the villains see you -"

"The villains will believe their queen."

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A finally found B, relief washing over them quickly. They walked up and rested their head against B's shoulder.

B chuckled at the feeling of their sibling's sudden clinginess. "How are you feeling?"

A tiredly groaned in response. "Fucking terrible."

"Why?"

A's head snapped up in sudden fury, "Why‽ Look around us! We got sucked through a portal, I already had a cold, and on top of that my period started yesterday!"

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"But you've completely healed from that."

"There is a difference to having healed from something and being numb to it, and in this case I may as well be under layers of ice and denial."