#proof teddie

[spookydoodlz]

22 and 25 both sound interesting for the character question thing!!

You didn’t specify a character so I’m assuming you want me to do all four of them baby Les go

22: What is a simple activity that most people do/ can do that scares your character?

The ghosts (Mary, Teddie, Xavier): There are a lot of modern things that they find scary or unsettling. Most of the time they get used to it and understand after Luna explains it to them, but there are some things that they’re just never gonna feel comfortable around.

(NOW FOR SPECIFICS)

Luna: At the beginning of the story, she’s pretty socially anxious, so she’s a little scared of talking to strangers. She also has a case of claustrophobia, so things that involve tight spaces. She gets over this fear eventually tho.

Xavier: Anything involving horses. Riding horses, petting horses, etc. This man absolutely HATES horses. However, if they don’t look realistic, he’ll be semi-fine with them. He can watch mlp guys.

Teddie: He has a huge fear of bugs. His wife, however, loves them. She’s tried multiple times to convince him otherwise, but he’s gonna hate them no matter what. No matter how scary he is to mortals, he’s gotta have some fears.

Mary: She’s afraid of fictional horror. She’ll definitely be hiding under a blanket or something (with her husband) if you put on a horror movie or something like that. She’s completely fine with natural things like bugs and storms. She is, however, a little squeamish around a few things.

25: What topic/subject do they know about that’s completely useless to the main plot?

Luna: Her autistic ass has so many useless facts in her head don’t get me started. A lot of them are history facts that no one really knows about. She’s a huge history nerd. She also knows a lot about anatomy and forensics. She also watches a lot of movies and analogue horror, so she has a lot of fun facts about those too. She’s happy to share them of you ask :)

Xavier: A lot of book quotes from books no one really cares about. He’s a librarian what do you expect? He also has a lot of other mysterious knowledge, such as how to use a gun and where and how to find certain things in a library. He’s also read a lot of books, and loves talking about them to people who will listen.

Teddie: Bears. His name is literally “Teddie” (not really but kinda) of course he’s gonna love bears. He was also an actor back when he was alive so he knows a lot of theater terms and has also learned a lot about theater history. He’ll also tell you about his favorite plays and musicals if you ask.

Mary: Mary loves to bake and knows way too many recipes by heart. She also knows a lot of animal facts and knows how to sew, crochet, and knit.

[spookydoodlz]

GUYS CAN Y’ALL ASK ME SOME OF THESE ABOUT MY CHARACTERS PRETTY PLS I WANNA TALK ABOUT THEM WHILE I CONTINUE WORKING ON PROOF

Characters! (So far): Luna, Mary, Teddie, Xavier

Hopefully, this will allow me to reveal more characters and you can ask about them too!

Put the number and the character!! Pretty pls!!

@lurantis1

@evans2209

@rachelthezilly

@moriavamp

WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS

What’s the lie your character says most often?

How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?

How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?

What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?

Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?

What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?

What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?

How loose is their use of the phrase ‘I love you’?

Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?

What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

When do they fake a smile? How often?

How do they put out a candle?

What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?

What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?

What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?

Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person?

What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?

What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?

What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?

Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?

What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?

How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?

What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?

What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?

How do they respond when someone doesn’t believe them?

When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?

When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?

If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?

How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?

How do they greet someone they like / love?

What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?

What’s a secret they haven’t told serious romantic partners and don’t plan to tell?

What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?

Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?

How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?

What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?

If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?

What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?

What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?

Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?

Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?

Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do?

Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?

What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?

What’s a phrase they say a lot?

Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?

Who would / do they believe without question?

What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?

What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?

If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?

What’s a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?

How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?

[lurantis1]

hi sorry if I'm bothering you but I'd love it if you drew that image of the "who's watching" Netflix screen that you had as your banner for a bit with the gang with these

Teddie: The one who pays for the account

Mary: Wife. Free pass

Xavier: Parasite 1

Luna: Parasite 2

Thanks bestie!

Guys I’m so normal ab em(ITS SO THEM HWELP)

[pieflavorpie]

So Alice being standoffish and generally rather rude towards Celia cause she's essentially a jealous ex is cute n ok

But Sam being annoyed and exhausted [& therefore rude] when his ex [who is implied to have a history of using slightly-less-moral methods to try and get him to stop chasing his obsessions] was once again seemingly using less-than-moral methods (lying) to once again stop him from chasing after his obsession is just rude and 'I can't defend you for this one'. Bro.

[proofblog]

OH YEAH FINALLY REMEMBERED MY QUESTION

Q.) has Luna ever taken the ghosts to see a movie before? If so, which one?

(I can imagine Teddie absolutely sobbing at la la land)

Carrie: We didn't watch a lot of horror movies after that, but I do like watching musical movies with the ghosts! I also show them new movies if they seem interesting enough. They have mixed opinions on them because... You know... They're from different times, but they seem to enjoy them most of the time. I've never seen LaLa land though! I might ask Teddie to check it out with me sometime.

[rockingrobin69]

Snippet

One Monday Teddy asked, “Uncle Harry, why are your flowers always sad?” pointing to the newspaper under his nose. The pen was still in Harry’s hand, half-chewed.

“I,” he said, stopped. Squinted at the sketching, didn’t really see it. “Are they? Sad?”

“Yeah! Look at this one,” sticky-peanut-butter-finger wiggled very close to his face. “It’s all frowning and all.”

Did look at the lily in question, couldn’t really see where a face would be for it to frown. An eyebrow, maybe, in that line over there, or—“Oh,” when it hit him. The sagginess to the corners. “Yeah, I guess it is a bit sad.”

“They always are,” with a truly Hermione-level of self-assuredness. “Is it because of the, you know, the Terrible and Devastating Loss You’ve’ad Suffered and… everything Mrs. McGuire always goes on about?”

Choked on a startled laugh, buried his face in his palm. “Sorry! No, it’s not—sorry. Jesus, Ted, you surprised me there, is all.”

Thankfully, mercifully, Teddy laughed too. A bit like Malfoy’s laugh, loud and unselfconscious, a little wild. “Sorry, Uncle Harry! I didn’t mean to,” words lost in another burst of laughter. Harry’s chest went tight and over-warm, something fizzy and bright bubbling inside.

“Look at us,” he said in this thick voice he barely even recognised, “all sorry and silly like that.”

“So silly!” Ted shouted, delighted. “Gran would say we’re being so silly!”

“And what would Uncle Draco say?” with only a touch of self-loathing. Teddy’s smile went big, and he came closer, conspiratorial.

“He would say we’re being absolute gooses about it.”  

“Geese,” smiling helplessly. “He’d say we’re being silly geese?”

“Absolute geeses!” shouting, “that we’re—we’re—honking!”

They both roared with it, arm flailing, belly-aching laughter, shouting things like “honk!” and “goose!” and “stop, Ted, oh, god, stop,” flat on the table and laughing. Harry was constantly wiping his eyes, shaking his head, overwhelmed with how tight his chest was, with how much he loved this silly little goose of a kid, who used to be quiet, who still sometimes was. Who was scratched in the same ways Harry had been, and then in different ways altogether. For whom Harry was an adult, was a fixture in a life that wasn’t entirely stable, that was, still, full of warmth and bursts of laughter.

“Hey,” he tapped Teddy’s shoulder, “when he comes in here, what do you think Uncle Draco’s going to say?”

Ted made a serious face, quivering at the edges. “He’ll say, ‘what on earth is happening here!’ and then,” giggling too hard to continue.

“Then?” Harry tried valiantly, covering his own uncontrollable giggles under his hand, “then he’ll—laugh?”

“Honk!” Teddy screamed, and they both lost it, both utterly and helplessly entranced, both, probably, a little bit in love with the image they each conjured of a bemused, sparkly-eyed Malfoy coming in with his arms crossed, with his slanted smile, with his frizzy hair and the piercings all shining in the kitchen’s florescent light. With the questions already on his face and his willingness to partake in any kind of idiocy, of silliness, with how he’d probably only make it worse.

“Honk,” Harry agreed, used his sleeve to wipe some snot, “oh god, Teddy, you’re—” no words to describe it. On the floor, Teddy had begun on what he named his ‘loose goose dance’, which involved mainly elbows and the occasional shriek, and Harry lost it, entirely, perpetually, lost it.

“Teddy!” screaming and joining, flinging his elbows in every direction, belly simmering with it, with how—how silly and light and terrific it all was, everything was, in existence: that he had his godson and his kitchen and his Malfoy and his, this, this terrible, sticky, peanut-butter-smelling moment, this lunacy.

A noise from the door—and there he was, their Malfoy, arms crossed and his face torn between amusement and surprise: “Hello there, Teddington, Harry. What—what on earth is—”

They both cracked with it, sobbing, melting down to the floor: “What,” Teddy, and “on earth,” Harry, lost, both of them lost to it, lost. In the distance, Malfoy was shouting (“what? What? You have to tell me, what?”) and they were all losing their minds, all already have lost.

(From act 2 of Wonder Full on which I'm, yes, still working, promise!)

[c28hunter]

That is the best Nace Jordan photo I managed to take

Warsaw, Progresja 14.11.2023

[one-pump-chump]

what are you supposed to do when you see an overtly nsfw horny post but also think Oh that’s so (character) core. i can’t just reblog it

[spookydoodlz]

This is a few questions for all of your sillies,,,

1: What are their favorite songs and could they explain why,,,

2: If they were to meet one of mine,,, how would they react?

Lol I'm shit at asking questions holy lord

Imma try my best to answer these bear with me

Luna would really like the crane wives, or anything really with that folksy spooky vibe. I think she'd also be a mitski fan. She also likes different musicals

Xavier would really like Bo Burnham and The Scissor Sisters. (My friend and I also have a joke that he likes JoJo siwa)

Idk about Teddie and Mary tbh Idk any songs or artists that remind me of them too much. Teddie would definitely like musical theater stuff. Mary would like bouncy songs with piano

Idk much about your OCS but I'd assume they'd just interact with them like they normally would with other people.

Sorry if these aren't really good answers I'm tired and I don't really know the answers 😅

(All questions are still welcome!)

[grocerystorephobic]

Been having crazy dreams of late. Last night it was about a gay time travel comedy starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Robert Patterson. It was both deeply homophobic and extremely explicit. They kept on going to different time periods and picking up strays with no apparent rhyme or reason. Patterson kept on making bets that, if he lost, Johnson would have to fuck him up the ass (no homo, though). Every time he won the bet, he just made another. The climax of the film was a group of Roman legionaries they were traveling with all getting killed in a buffalo stampede in the American West. The film ends with them meeting up during World War II and Patterson leans over the chair. The credits roll over a close-up of his face while he's moaning on it. For several sustained minutes.

[lurantis1]

Art request trade?

This meme as the ghosts

(Teddie as the screaming lady, Mary as the other one, and Xavier as the cat)

BET

(Holy crap I forgot I had this image in my procreate for like 3 days mb bro 😭)

Oh and do u think u can make a quick doodle these two?

(They are canonically married ^^)

[snortbugs]

that one scene where bellafrancesca’s like “the lobos aren’t the wealthiest. we’re not the biggest. we’re not the most powerful. but do you know what we are? the most batshit insane.”

[proofblog]

Hey Teddie are u a pretty princess

*uses magic wand to transform bro*

Well now you are one >:]

Bro’s the prettiest girl at the party

[springlock-suits]

I already mentioned this before but god I love that the fnaf animatronics have a toy theme and I so wish they did more with it

[httpiastri]

ok since you guys were talking about how well pepe was probably raised bc of his mom and sisters, im rewatching chasing the dream rn, the saudi ep and at 6:43, OMFG THE CAMERA PANS TO HIS FACE AND THE FIRST THING HE SAYS IS "first of all happy international women's day to all the women in the paddock" ALL SMILEY ?!?!?! LIKE GURLLLL THE LITERAL STANDARD OMG THIS WAS SO SWEET. i actually screamed and died when i first watched this ep and i saw that back when it came out but omg rewatching it is still the same🤣 THATS JUST SO SWEET LIKE HELLO??? he did not have to say that or anything its literally so unrelated to racing but UGHHH pepe marti i literally love you wtf

-🧸

HES THE BIGGEST SWEETHEART EVER !! I CANT!!!!! he was raised so well and it's easy to tell 🥺 he could've talked about literally anything else, or he could've thought "sharing it on my story is enough"... but he wanted to say it to the camera too <3<3

[swanlikely]

Current Brainrot: PDA VS. Boyfriend Caleb!

Author's Note: I was feeling soft and mushy today instead of lewd and smutty—so you’re getting clingy, lovesick Caleb. I promise the debauchery will return, but for now? Enjoy the fluff. (Artist & Original Post)

not proof-read! (sorry if there are any errors - let me know and I'll fix it!

Caleb does not give a fuck about PDA. Not even a little. In fact, he seems personally offended by the idea of not touching you at all times, like physical contact is the only thing keeping him tethered to Earth. (Ironic for someone who has a gravity manipulation evol, I know.)

You're the PDA couple in line for amusement park rides. The ones people pretend not to stare at while Caleb leans over you with his chin on your head, swaying side to side like you’re his favorite song. His hands are somewhere on you: around your waist, in your back pockets, or just flat on your stomach like he’s claiming territory.

At the grocery store? You’re trying to compare pasta sauces and he’s behind you, arms looped around your hips like you're the most fascinating shelf in the store. You shift a step to the left; he shuffles with you like you’re in a three-legged race. A lady clears her throat behind you in the aisle and Caleb, unbothered, just kisses the back of your neck and asks if you want the spicy marinara.

Friends have stopped commenting. You sit on Caleb’s lap like it’s your assigned seat. He hooks his chin over your shoulder during game nights, one hand playing with your fingers under the table while the other deals cards like nothing’s out of the ordinary.

He once tried to hold your hand during a dentist appointment.

“You don’t even have any cavities,” you hissed.

“I missed you,” he said, two feet away.

You’re not even sure he knows he’s doing it anymore. It’s second nature to him, an unconscious act. Caleb waited so long for you. There’s no going back. You’re doomed.

His gym routine has become a team sport. Caleb loves—loves—when you sit on his back while he does pushups. He’ll drop to the floor, slap the space between his shoulder blades, and go, “C’mon, Pips, get on. I need motivation.” You try to be serious about it, but he starts grinning the second you're up there like it’s the best part of his workout. And God help you if you cheer him on; he’ll do twice as many, just to impress you.

Doomed to forehead kisses in traffic. Doomed to shared straws and linked pinkies while you walk. Doomed to being the human equivalent of a teddy bear he refuses to put down.

And honestly?

You wouldn’t have it any other way.