Charles Leclerc... he can race on the razor edge of perfection, he can go wheel-to-wheel against the very best at 300+ kph, he can win a grand prix with the throttle stuck at 30%, he can overtake on the outside of Copse, but he definitely cannot park a fucking car to save his life. 🫣
Oh boy, this is a long one.
1. Our most recent display - struggling to park next to a smart car, that's right, a smart car (January 31, 2023):
2. Parking crooked beside the no parking sign at the grocery store (January 29, 2023):
3. A trifecta fail of parking A) in the intersection, B) on the pedestrian crosswalk, and C) on the sidewalk (March 1, 2022)... I'm speechless:
4. Parking half of his car in Lando's space (Canada 2022):
5. It's possible that no one has ever informed him the pedestrian crosswalk/intersection is not a parking spot (August 21, 2021): 😭
6. Missing the spot when there are literally zero cars beside him (July 11, 2022):
7. A fan recount of Charles attempting to park in Melbourne before giving up altogether (Australia 2022):
8. Parking fail 6 years ago... yeah, not much has changed since then:
9. Parking within the lines is... not within his ability (examples - many):
10. There are goddamn lines, Sharl (July 16, 2023):
11. UPDATE - How many attempts does it take to parallel park? 😭 (March 13, 2024 via martiverre)
In conclusion, I can't believe this bitch has a super license but parks like this and doesn't get his ass towed every other day. 🙈
The m34th going through different witch seduction tactics, meanwhile Lime is just: thighs thighs thighs thighs
HE WOULD!!!!! also it would be VERY funny if the anti-witch-seduction (AWS) training had the exact same vibes as those free speech training things they make you do in university where you watch a bunch of bad acting videos and answer very easy questions that have very obvious correct answers if youre not a monster
lime having to sit there watching another video of someone dressed as a fake witch and then taking a multiple choice quiz thats like "You see a witch trying to bribe you with her body, do you A) bring her in anyway, or B) give in?" and hes like "Boy oh boy i wonder what the right answer is"
or its one of those cringey corporate team meeting vibes where everyone sits down in a big room and the manager goes "okay im not naming names but REMEMBER IN THE HANDBOOK how it says we're not supposed to sleep with witches?? yeah?? that was in the handbook guys. please read it again if you need to. this is not team player behavior"
Okay I know this would have been nightmarish to draw for the artists (or maybe not, given that they kept changing her design throughout updates).
But., since Dot has two different main designs (the latter of which some people barely recognise as her) I think she should've worn the femme design in public and her older one for EPF stuff. It would've suited her character as the Disguise Gal so well and provided so many opportunities for them to make meta jokes about how penguins can literally change into whatever outfit within like 2 minutes in-game.
Ok like i know the whole no metas in Gotham thing is a lot more nuanced than most fans take it BUT I kinda like fanon interpretation here just bc I want Duke to have a network of metas connected in Gotham
Edit: I always make the full post in the tags but honestly it derailed so much that I think my point isn’t even necessarily entirely abt Duke and metas but basically I like Duke and everyone else does by default now. If y’all won’t woobify him the way I want I’ll do it myself
to anon (and also anyone else currently keeping up w my fics), i am once again so so so sorry for how long it’s taking to put out new content. im running a fever as i type this and will be getting my other wisdom tooth out tmw so i’ll be in a lot of pain for a few days. i will be writing a little during that time but idk for sure if i’ll 100% finish anything. thank you for being so patient ily : ‘)
update: i apparently had a mild case of heat exhaustion and was running a fever again this morning so i didn’t go to the orthodontist. that will happen on friday!