hehehehhe, was thinking about construction worker simon who goes to work every day just to show off the lunches you make him for work. and it soon becomes a huge thing and all his coworkers and even managers look forward to seeing what you've cooked cause it never seems to be the same. it's literally the only reason simon wakes up in the morning to go to work; he has everyone jealous and prances around all proud, then tells you all about when he comes home :(
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Little nipper. A fear submitted by Emma to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!
You can find original and commissioned art in my Deep Dark Fears shop!
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Hey, if your cat happens to love the churu squeezy cat treats, or similar equivalent, I'm here to tell you to just buy gerber ham or turkey baby food instead. It's less expensive and higher quality--it's human food grade--and the baby food is literally just pureed meat in water with cornstarch as a thickener. I use it for kittens that are struggling to maintain weight, and also as a special treat for Malice and Vice.
It shouldn't be a substitue for a good quality cat food, but if your cat is motivated by the churu treats, this is a better option in every regard.
Plus you get tiny glass jars.
Here's both items on amazon--the churu treats are $1.12 an ounce, the baby food is $.56 an ounce. You can probably find both of these in your local big box store, this is just for comparison.
I just cap the jar and stick it in the fridge, they don't get anywhere close to the whole thing in one go.
Edit to note: I say gerber specifically because it's unseasoned. You do NOT want to use a meat baby food that has onion, garlic, or any other kind of seasoning, that's very dangerous for both cats and dogs. Check the ingredients!
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A werewolf boyfriend giving you a quick kiss while he steals a couple fries off your plate is the same as a dog doing tricks for table scraps you cannot change my mind.
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Alastor is a veritable font of information when he wants to be.
I swear, one of these days I'm going to get Al's skin tone right. Also, coloring food is HARD.
SOUTHERN COMFORT FOOD SERIES
Chicken and Waffles
Sweet Tea
Peach Cobbler
Crab/Crawfish Boil
Gumbo (plus character notes!)
Beignets (part 2)
Shrimp and Grits
Cornbread
Biscuits and Gravy
Pecan Pie/Sugar Pie
Fried Catfish
??? - Season 1 Finale
Image description below the cut!
[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Alastor and Lucifer stand at the kitchen counter, sampling a plate of steaming hot hush puppies (round, fried bits of dough) with some dipping sauces. Both have traded their coats for cooking aprons. Alastor's green apron says, "MY KITCHEN MY RULES." Lucifer's royal blue apron has an image of a rubber duck with a chef hat on.
Alastor (inspecting a hush puppy with tartar sauce on the end of a tiny fork): Usually hush puppies are paired with some kind of fish dish, but seafood seems to be hard to come by down here! They make an excellent snack though! You know, there's a FASCINATING history behind these little morsels. (proceeds to give a small TEDtalk)
Lucifer freezes with his fork in his mouth, a lightbulb appearing above his head.
END DESCRIPTION]
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3286. Puppuccino
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Puppy chow is Chex Mix cereal coated in a melted peanut butter & chocolate mixture, dusted with powdered sugar.
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