Rating: E
Word Count: >1k
Content: 18+, elf ears are erogenous zones, touchless orgasm, ear kissing, ASMR, cream dem jeans
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Rain patters gently on the roof of the tent, the sound a soothing end to an arduous day. Astarion and Tav lounge together purely for the physical affection of it, her arms encircling his shoulders from behind as he sits between her legs, his back pressed up against her.
He still can't quite believe she's agreed to this. No sex? He's never lived in a world like that. But she not only seems willing, she seems eager to discover a dozen new kinds of intimacy.
As if she senses his train of thought, she puts her lips right up to his ear and says, “This okay?”
He hums and arches, feeling a pleasant tingle spread across his scalp and down the back of his neck.
“Is what okay?”
“Are ears okay?” she whispers.
Another wave of tingles passes over him and he grins lazily. “They’re above the waist, aren’t they?” he responds, leaning to the side to give her better access because hells, it really does feel good.
He can feel her mouth move as she hugs him tighter. “Remember you can always ask me to stop if it gets to be too much.”
He chuckles. “What could you possibly do that could be too-”
But then he’s arching again with a gasp as she runs the tip of her tongue up his antihelix all the way to the tip. The wet warmth sends a wash of pleasure straight through him, filling his chest like bath steam and continuing southward to pool behind his navel. His eyes go half-lidded and he swallows.
“Still okay?” she whispers.
Immediately he nods and says, “Yes. I like that. I like that very much.”
“Good.”
He feels her tongue draw over him again, this time behind his ear from base to tip. Then she uses the blunt edges of her teeth to softly scrape back down the outer ridge and he only barely holds back his whine. It’s soothing and erotic in the same moment, contentment and arousal rising in him like the tide.
Inside his trousers, he feels himself growing hard, and it’s not unwelcome. His feet dig into the ground beneath them as he pushes himself back into her, seeking more contact, pressing his back firmly into her chest, and he feels her grin as she places an open kiss to his ear lobe. Brings it into her mouth, gives it a gentle suck.
“Ah,” he breathes, squirming against her as his cock goes fully hard under her attention.
From her position, her own eyes go lustful and glazed as she looks down the length of his body and sees the ridge of him swell and strain against his clothes. Gently, she brings up one hand to play with his hair as she continues to tease his ear with tooth and tongue.
“Pretty,” she whispers in between. “How pretty you are, going weak under me. Who knew your ears were so sensitive.”
He grips her legs tight to either side of him and bites his lip, trying to clear his head enough to respond. “You’re half-elven,” he gasps. “You know exactly… hah… what you’re doing.”
“I do,” she laughs softly. “And you know I know.”
The stimulation continues to coax the flame in his gut, the tension coiling deliciously, making him shudder to the core. She flicks her tongue over his tragus and swirls it into the triangular dip near the pointed tip and he’s panting, panting, nearly writhing against her, using his heels for leverage to push back. His cock twitches, sensitive and untouched, but he feels a crest building nonetheless.
“Would you like to come, dearest?” she whispers right into the center of his mind and he squeezes his eyes shut and whimpers.
He nods, the movement jerky.
“Then come,” she breathes, giving him a hard nip and then a final soothing, firm lick.
His mouth falls open and he all but collapses against her as his hips arch up off the ground and he creams himself, his spend spilling from him in staccato bursts that feel like a brush on the underside of heaven with every pulse. When he’s done, his muscles go slack and he blinks, bleary-eyed, only mildly annoyed somewhere deep in the back of his brain that he needs to get down to the river in short order to wash the trousers he just soiled.
She squeezes him tightly from behind. “Still okay?” she says softly.
HI I HAVE LISTENED TO THE 'UNHEARD EP' MULTIPLE TIMES NOW SINCE IT DROPPED AT MIDNIGHT I AM NOT DOING WELL THANK YOU FOR ASKING!!!
'Too Sweet' is a personal attack, i hate that im the too sweet person in this... and i know this is him saying HE'S the problem but like.. i feel like I'M the problem hahaha Andrew when i catch you Andrew!!! still 10/10 shaking my ass to this
'Wildflower and Barley': he did warn us a few times that this is so lockdown era coded and yeah besties IT IS. prepare to weep <- whether it be because of the amalgamation of Andrew and Allison Russell's ethereal vocals or the beautiful melodies, or STRAIGHT UP the lyrics. and actually even if you don't cry, they did a REALLY GOOD JOB in making this sound NOSTALGIC and not in a bad way
YALL. WHATEVER YOU THINK 'EMPIRE NOW' SOUNDS LIKE. NO YOU DON'T!!! i sure as fuck DID NOT!! my jaw was ON THE FLOOR. the production is ACTUALLY INSANE I WANT TO THROW UP he was on some Labrinth level type of production!!! and his VOCALS KJHJDHGSFDGKA pure eargasm. i always say it but i'll say it again: mans was made for YELLING
'Fare Well' is so precious my heart is all warm and fuzzy like im making my way out of all the bad shit and seeing sunlight for the first time. he NAILED IT when he said this would have been the 'ascent' out of the circles !! AND THERE'S A REALLY PRETTY LINE it is so simple and cheesy but i love it so much im gonna make a bracelet for it as a reminder <3
dagger squad as a band + what instruments i think they would play:
Rooster — lead vocals/keys
do i even need to elaborate on this???
he’ll always suggest playing a song cover from the 80’s for their performances.
jake likes to make fun of bradley for his taste but we all know he secretly enjoys the 80’s too.
Hangman — acoustic guitar
jake knows how to play both the acoustic and electric guitar, but grew up playing the former a lot more which is why he prefers it.
now and then he’ll use that one lame joke about guitarists being the best kind of guys to date because they’re so good with their fingers
Phoenix — backup vocals
natasha’s voice mixes the best with rooster’s. without a doubt.
she’s the only one who can spontaneously blend with rooster’s singing, creating that super beautiful melody that just gives you an eargasm.
Coyote — electric guitar / backup dancer
javy gives off major rockstar vibes and can absolutely SHRED. i have an hc that he actually did a cover of “beat it” by michael jackson and you bet he killed that guitar solo!
but he also insists that the band needs some movement, some type of choreography during performances so he convinces them time and time again that he could be the backup dancer and hire some extra people or even each bob and hangman some dance moves.
i mean... have you seen the tiktok videos? tarzan can MOVE AND GROOVE!
Payback — bass guitar
i have no logical explanation for this. reuben playing the bass just makes sense. it’s a vibe and i’m here for it.
Bob — backup vocals / acoustic guitar
bob, much to everyone’s surprise, is actually a very good singer.
although it took him a while to learn to blend his voice with phoenix and rooster’s.
just like jake, i feel like bob grew up playing the acoustic guitar as well.
bob ended up learning how to play ALL the other instruments because he would ask his fellow band mates to teach him. and who could ever refuse??
Fanboy — drums
okay i’m gonna be very honest.... i literally created this whole hc of the dagger squad being a band purely because of danny playing the drums in look both ways 😭
i can imagine mickey constantly tapping his pen on the desk during classes, and making all these impromptu beats and reuben, instead of calling him out and telling him to quit it, would just bob his head along to the beat
bonus:
Maverick — captain momager
very much kris jenner vibes, is all i can say
during their performances, you’ll catch mav either in the audience taking videos and pictures or somewhere in the place selling dagger squad merchandise
Yo JBC fam what is up! Get ready to dive into the ultimate toilet ASMR experience bro! 🚽💥 Our main man, Alex, AKA the dark angel, is about to take you on a bathroom tingle journey like no other. 🛁🎶 We aren't holding back, and even though we scored these primo bathroom goodies on a budget (dollar store anyone? lol) we're bringing you the top-tier tingles! Watch as Alex works his magic, caressing those tissue boxes like they're pure gold, giving you those epic toothpaste and toothbrush box taps that'll have you tingling from head to toe. 🧻🦷 And you know it, he's even laying down those smooth moves on a back scrubber that'll make you feel like you're cruising on cloud nine. ☁��🌟 This vid's a full-on buffet of eargasmic ASMR sounds, a true cornucopia of auditory awesomeness! 🌽🎧 So crank up the volume, sit back, and let the soothing symphony of bathroom bliss wash over you bro. 🎵🧖♂️
Omg SO MANY. I think I have a core rotation of several dozen that wander in and out of whatever playlist I have going atm. But I will never ever ever get over Saeed by Infected Mushroom. The intro is pure eargasm. (Headphones highly recommended.)
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Also I'm weird about music in that I'm really good at listening to, breaking down, and retaining complex works? The more layers the better. Some people probably refer to my tastes as hellish noise?
1. https://twitter.com/sopeworldzip/status/1238223109729239042?s=21&t=90YhAukiFFqcEEaYnH4dpQ --- Yoongi is so HAPPY right there, pure eargasm, thanks for reminding me of this video 🥹
2. https://twitter.com/wispyoongi/status/1510876118143840257?s=21&t=90YhAukiFFqcEEaYnH4dpQ --- that one made me look respectfully and then do the same exact move as Hobi what the fuck?? Yes to gay panic, poor Hobi had to shake his head to clear it 😂
i was at a record fair and got this one vinyl purely because it was only £3 and the cover looked cool, listened to it when i got home, had an eargasm and then had an actual toe curling spine arching leg quaking orgasm when i saw the band only had like 1,400 monthly listeners on spotify🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
i get this so much. i found suchhhh a good one on bandcamp and they only have 535 and then another that’s local and opened for the front bottoms one time that has 329 (also just for my own superiority complex i want to share that i bought all of their cds from the merch stand and one of them isn’t even on streaming)
*I don't know how to MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE* BUT I find myself gravitated towards artists that sing a vowel a specific way, how they give emphasis on it. That shit is pure eargasm for me, I'm talking serotonin for DAYSSS!!
For example: the way Hozier sings "INfiniTEly SUfferIng" // "wE're BOrn at nIGHt"
Or with Vessel's "dARLing I'm NOticING yOUR fLAWS they're ExACTLY wHAt I want" // I've gOT A rIVER rUnning rIGHT into YOU"
Or John O'Callaghan with "it fELt like lOve ANd drUgs" // "OH I should nOT fEEL AlONE" // "whEN I'm wIth yOU I'm at hOME"
25 3rd gen K-pop songs, but you can only choose one from each row (horizontally). Which ones?
Thank you for the ask!
Ah yes, 3rd gen. Let me answer this in reverse for dramatic effect.
Last: Really, Really by Winner - catchy song and i love it so much, but i got to admit that i discovered this song first because of Dreamcatcher. Their version's good too.
Fourth: Psycho by Red Velvet - this song ages like wine. Pure eargasm.
Third: What is Love by Twice - it's hard pick between this or Love Scenario, but i gotta go with what I preferred on the first listen. Love Scenario took its time for me to bop to.
Second: As If It's Your Last by Blackpink - song holds up to this day, and imo their second best song next to Playing with Fire.
First: Shine by Pentagon - This is possibly the hardest row for me considering Bboom Bboom is the song that single-handedly introduced me into this entire world of K-pop and the fun writing that came with it, but I gotta go with Shine because that song is just amazing on all aspects. I still listen to it to this day and i always get happy whenever it goes on shuffle. Jijjiri all day.