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whyeverr · 1 year
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“Don’t get me wrong, I do find you attractive—”
“Oh! ... Um, okay, yeah! Same page!”
“It’s just, y’know, a no from me for the moment. I just had a baby—I’m giving, like, a hundred and ten percent of myself to that right now. But uh, if and when that changes, you’ll... you’ll be the first to know!” 
“I— [choke] well— Right on!” 
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pxrxmoore · 4 months
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i have a meeting in two fucking minutes and i jsut finished watching the ep
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lucyfishwife · 2 years
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Reading a lot of urban fantasy (etc) For Research Purposes, although also because I like the genre, BUT when you read a whole bunch in one gulp you do start to find a lot of lazy common tropes, so offered here without comment (ha ha of COURSE with comment):
1) relentlessly BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. Where’s the surprise that they fall in instalove when she has purple eyes and “surprisingly full breasts for my slender frame”, and his chiselled abs seem to be his only defining feature? Apart from his mighty aubergine emoji. Sex is also great when you’re NOT attempting to force a bollard into a doughnut
2) the toxicity!! Women seriously find men attractive who call them “little one”, like they can’t be bothered to remember their name, and who basically badger them into sex? I have zero problem with Enemies To Lovers, but put some inventiveness into it. “I loathe you!” “And yet you will be mine, little one! I will kill every man who has ever touched you, possibly even your dentist!” Where’s everyone’s self-esteem? Oh right, the men have it all
3) please o merciful Fortuna, let me never again read a book in which “males” and “females” are the default descriptor, like we’re watching a documentary on fruit flies
4) I appreciate that it’s not necessary to always identify with the protagonist, but spare me a heroine who says Eww Boys and Ugh Kissing. We get it. Only his mighty aubergine emoji can reveal the true glories of yadda yadda yadda, penis vincit omnia
5) MATING BONDS. DESTINY WANTS US TO HAVE SEX AND WE ARE POWERLESS AGAINST IT. I had to go away and make some toast at this point to remind myself that there is simple goodness in this world
6) i may also have cleansed my head with six episodes of Girls 5 Eva, and some Chernobyl for balance
Footnote: ON THE PLUS SIDE, Heartbreak Incorporated by Alex de Campi gets five gold stars for foiling stereotype expectations, and Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo is the best dark academia I’ve read in ages
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last year throw my phone from a fifth floor window this year forgot my phone in a taxi what's wrong with me and phones
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taurus-spacecraft · 7 days
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sorry for todays big art posting but i want have my computer for a week???? BUT HERES TRANS KIRK ITS SOPHIA APPROVED I WAS A LIL SCARED TO POST HIM🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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victimized-martyr · 1 year
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Kyle investigatin [Cartman heard a thump]
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blueskittlesart · 7 months
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i cannot believe that there are people who still get upset about ship loyalty in 2024. i’m just putting my little guys into situations can you chill
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ray935sworld · 1 month
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Ah yes. The 3 stages of Honda riders:
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Luca "still hopefull" Marini
Stefan "happy to just be test rider" Bradl
Joan "close to killing himself" Mir
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lale-txt · 1 year
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"kill them with kindness" wrong. fuck their dad and their grandpa. actually fuck their whole family tree
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following my previous post.
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it’s all the thumbnail artists fault. hes so fine for someone who has the vocabulary of a 6th grader nowadays
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soadawritesstuff · 1 year
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Pillows
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Pairing: touya todoroki x fem!reader, quirkless au
Wordcount: 2.2K
Synopsis: What started out as the innocent intention of building a pillowfort turned into a pillow-ruining night that washes away any remains of an exhausting week
Warnings: 18+ (Minors, don't test me), unprotected bangin', reader has female genitalia but isn't adressed by any pronouns, fluff, smut, penetration, too much plot, established relationship
A/N: Boy, this is LONG. I made this one extra fluffy and sweet so enjoy to your heart's content. The author takes no responibility for any possible cases of cavities which may occur as a side effect.
It was a slow friday afternoon, the weekend was ahead, nothing fancy was happening or planned to happen. Your usual routine slowly drifts into endless boredom as you watch the sun crawl past the horizon out of your apartment window. There was simply no motivation to make dinner. You ran out of ideas and canned ravioli for the 3rd time this week didn't sound particularly exciting. But there was no need to rush it anyways.
Your string of summernight-melancholic thoughts was cut short by the sudden yet soft ring of your doorbell. You weren't expecting anyone so you decided to just pretend you weren't home. Probably some sales-associate or a package for an absent neighbour. Unnecessary social-encounters should always be avoided.
It rings again. No movement.
And again. No reaction, also again.
Again. Again. Again. Whoever was at the door was determined to get on your nerves. Under a storm of doorbell-rings, you begrudgingly open the door.
"The fuck took so long?"
In front of you stood your boyfriend with a pissy expression and two bags overflowingly full of what looked like groceries. Disheveled white spikes hang low in his face yet still allow his haunting blue eyes to flash through the fluff.
"More like the fuck are you doing here?", you step aside to let him in, Touya pushing past you awkwardly as you give him a puzzled look.
"Didn't feel like eating alone today so I'm invading your personal space", he drops the bags and takes off his shoes. "You're WELCOME". That man desperately needed new sneakers but you KNOW he won't replace them until they'd literally fall apart.
"Why didn't you call first? I could've helped you carry."
"Would've ruined the suprise-factor", your boyfriend flashes you one of his classic grins that gives you tingles all over your body. He just knows what to do at the right times, especially after a stressfull week this was just heaven. You didn't know how in need you were for some comforting until you found yourself in a warm and safe embrace that took a good couple of minutes.
"Thank you Tou" came out slightly muffled for your face was smooshed between his chest and arms. "No problem, baby", the words drawl out as a sigh, his hands slide down onto your hips, foreheads and noses touching, eyes shut. He was exhausted as well, his breaths gently fanning over yours. You gently run your fingers through his messy hair, getting a deep sigh of approval. You could stand in this hallway hugging him for eternity.
The low grumble of your stomach breaks the moment, earning you a snort from Touya.
"C'mon, we'll have all the time in the world after we've eaten", your boyfriend gives you one last squeeze before sliding out of the embrace to grab one of the heavy plastic bags. He thought of everything, instant noodles, fresh veggies, snacks. The guy knew you better than you knew yourself, it would be creepy if it wasn't so impressive.
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You spend the next 10 minutes in silence, carefully sorting all the groceries into their respective spots in your small apartment-kitchen. It was nice having Touya's presence in your home. The feeling of loneliness slowly evaporated into nothing, a spreading warmth taking it's place. It bubbles down your throat straight down to your stomach, the entire space smells just like him. Musky yet fresh and overly comfortable. No matter how long you already were together, he never stops making you feel hazy merely with his existence.
"...babe!"
"Mmm?", you got lost in your train of thought.
"I asked you what you want to eat. 3 times", Touya has snaked behind you, taking hold of your waist and pulling you into him as he leans against the kitchen counter. You feel warmth radiating off his torso, smothering you with a wave of relaxation as he gently presses kisses into your hair. "What's up with you, hmm?" Touya's voice has grown low and soft, letting a shiver ripple through you.
"Sorry", a sigh gives away the exhaustion that has been building up for days now. "Week's been shitty", you allow your eyes to close for just a few seconds while leaning into your boyfriend's chest. Everything was a mess at the moment.
"Mm, 'm sorry babe" the hands on your waist lift to give you gentle head scratches. The room turns into a comfortable silence as you let yourself drift in the moment. The evening sun casts it's last rays through your window, bathing the small kitchen in a beautiful red hue. He makes it so easy to forget.
After a few minutes you force your eyes to open again, drowsyness a weight on your eyelids. "Tou, we need to make some food, I'll fall asleep without dinner..." No response. "Touya...", still nothing. "Touya?". Soft yet deep breaths tell you all you need to know. The motherfucker fell asleep while standing up. You wriggle around to face him, a deep sigh rises your chest as you face the white haired man that shamelessly dozed off in your kitchen. His features look ever so peaceful in his half-slumber and your eyes linger on his lips just a second too long.
But this isn't naptime and you were still hungry.
"Babe, wake up...wake up, damn", you couldn't surpress a snort at his now irritated expression while barely cracking one eye open. He takes a deep breath before pushing himself off the counter-edge. "Right...", if it weren't for your stomach, both of you woul've eventually fallen asleep right then.
"We'll make somethin fancy tomorrow"
"Instant Ramen?"
"Instant Ramen."
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You attentively watch Touya pour the steaming hot water into both of the shabby plastic cups, making sure he doesn't dare overfill them. Chicken Teriyaki. The boiling water slowly crawls over the dry noodles, the flavor powder and comes to a perfect stop at the line. You propped up your head on your palms, elbows resting on the kitchen counter as you listened to the the clock on the kitchen wall softly ticking it's busy rythm.
"You know what we haven't done in forever?", your boyfriend's attention shifts from the freshly poured cups to your bored figure and blank stare. "Hmm?"
"Built a pillow fort. Why'd we ever stop doing that?"
For a brief moment the room turned silent, the soft ticking of your clock now somehow louder but your boyfriend's expression 2 notches more in thought than before. "You know what, that's not an unreasonable question". Of course it isn't, after all it was you who asked it. "Tell you what, after we finish eating we'll build the best damn pillow fort this world has ever seen, hm?" A wide grin spreads over your face. You can always count on him when it came to whacky or silly ideas. Steal a shopping cart? He's in. Scribble moustaches and glasses on movie posters? You don't even have to ask.
After a silent but comfortable round of eating, burning your mouth due to your misjudgement of the broth's temperature and Touya's nasty laugh after announcing your tounge's unfortunate demise, you quickly tidy up the table and kitchen. There was absolutely no time to waste as your mission was a serious one: Scavage the entire apartment for anything remotely soft. Touya threw in the idea to place a timer to decide who was better at finding the most building material. Only a fool would challenge you on your own battlefield and it seems like your partner will learn that lesson the hard way.
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You grin triumphantly as Touya stares at your loot-pile consisting of multiple blankets, pillows, a mattress and various plushies. Poor dude only got the couch cushions and some T-shirts so naturally you force him to (begrudgingly) admit his obvious defeat. Both of you are quick to plan and construct a suprisingly impressive fort. There were some collapses here and there, but you managed to build a decently stable pillow-paradise in just under an hour.
"Well what can I say, we did it again", shiny eyes look upon your creation like it's your beloved son. Pride, exhaustion, satisfaction. No lesser words could describe the feelings your baby of blankets and pillows triggers inside you. And the fairy-lights are a nice touch you added last minute. "We did it like no child could dream of achieving", you prop your elbow on Touya's shoulder, or at least attempt to do so until it unavoidably slips off that very same shoulder.
"Yup, we are definetly geniuses".
"Undeniably."
....
"You wanna fuck in it?"
"You know me so well."
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What started as an innocent idea quickly turned into giggles and a heated make-out under a pile of blankets and pillows. Your head in his hands, drowning you in passionate kisses that steal your breath little by little.
The fairy-lights cozily twinkle, the blankets used as walls give a sensual ambience as Touya's soft kisses travel all over your body, leaving a trail of goosebumps. That man knew how to make the butterflies in your stomach party. Soft and gentle touches up and down your sides as he traps you under him, forcing you deeper into the comfortable pile of pillows. Touya's hands slide under you, grazing your back and unclasping your bra in the process. Said bra is then tossed aside, as is your shirt and his shirt. Together they disappear in the depths of the fort and will only reappear with the next washing.
His hands gently squeeze your breasts, a shiver in his breath giving away your boyfriend's arousal. Deep breaths, Touya's broken-off moans and desperate dry humping shoots tingly electricity through your body, the air grows hot, steamy. Meanwhile both of you grow more impatient. A hand slides down your abdomen, past your panties and right towars your pulsing pussy, pushing the lacy material aside and massaging your clit in slow circles.
All you can press out is a breathy "Tou..." before his long fingers sink inside the clenching wetness that is now your cunt. Slow and deep and way too intense for you to handle. Circling thrusts and gasps.
"Feeling good, princess?", Touya stars nibbling at the shell of your ear. "Hmm?" his voice just a whisper and his shallow breaths trickling down to your neck, warm and overwhelming. "Mmm, 's so so good", god you sound so whiney, soft moans grow louder and louder. The wave of your growing orgasm is oh so close to crashing.
His breathy moan at your clench chucks you over the breaking point, waves of tingly pleasure wash over your body, pupils blown wide as Touya finger-fucks you through your first orgasm. "Shhh shh baby, you're doing soooo well". He has a way of drawling out his praises so deliciously. It doesn't stop your entire body from quaking but the praise is oddly pleasing. Maybe a tiny bit too pleasing.
A deep chuckle steers your attention back to the personification of sin himself. "You ok there doll?"
"Mmm, just perfect..", your heart skips just a bit when Touya pulls you towards him, grabbing the backs of your knees in the process and folding your legs over your torso.
"Then I presume you are up for more", a lustful glint flickers in those devilish eyes, "right?"
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You could also always count on Touya's immaculate talent of having you yelp under him in no-time. The guy has your entire body burned into his mind and makes sure you know it. Deep, intense thrusts and sweat pearling off his body. Deep moans spilling past his lips as high pitched ones do past yours, the sounds of sex alone leave nothing to the imagination. His tight hold of your hip and the underside ouf your thigh forces his body even closer, the slow pace slowly fucking you into absolute oblivion.
"Damn babe, fuck", his low drawls send shivers through you. "y'feel so damn good". By now the squelching between your legs has grown louder. You catch your boyfriend's eyes roll back shortly before his head is thrown into his neck as he hits your special spot, having you clench in an instant. Hitting it over and over and over, all you are capable of doing is scream his name and desperately clutching the soft pillows beneath. Pressure builds up in your core, tighter and tighter. Snap.
White ecstacy ripples over your body in a tsunami of tingly bliss. All bodily controll leaves your body as you turn into a puddle beneath Touya, who follows up right after. Thick ropes of release mixing with yours as the white-haired man collapses right on top of you.
"Shit..", erratic panting fills the small pillow-filled space followed by light breathy laughter.
"We shamelessly ruined those pillows", that gives you a snort and a kiss pressed to your sweat-dampened temple. "We love making a mess huh". Gentle kisses get exchanged once again as both of you come down from your high.
"We should definetly toss the cases in the wash before shit dries". The last thing you need now is crusty pillow cases over the weekend.
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"We should give the fort a name"
After cleaning up your mess, both of you got cozy in your usual sleep-attire. It was decided that you might as well spend the night inside the fort.
"How about Kevin?". Touya snorts.
"Babe, this is so not giving Kevin"
"Oh yeah? Then let's hear your suggestion"
"Ok, hear me out", you quirk an eyebrow as Touya stretches his arms out and dramatically pictures the name in the air.
"S h e l b y"
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"Absolutely not"
"You are such a hater"
Who needs sleep when you could spend the next hour bickering about Pillow-fort names?
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marietheran · 1 month
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reading AITAs to do with abortion is so painful because the question will be "Am I in the wrong for pressuring my 16yo daughter to get an abortion?" and the answers will all be "No, of course no one can expect you not to burden the girl with this for the rest of her life because you feel her child will be a burden on you" and "Tell her horror stories about pregnancy and being a single mother; that'll frighten her into compliance 😊💖😚"
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mirkspices · 19 days
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me, irl: i'll just focus on the present and enjoy life as it is. i'll miss out on right now if i plan ahead for later.
also me, starting my 12th playthrough of fe3h this year, addressing my party: alright gang, i have all your paths planned out and we're already behind! i have a list of the units to recruit to fill certain classes and get through the supports! i must save this golden apple for when i recruit the very-much-not-charming motherfucker that im going to make my dancer! (no what do you mean i don't have to make them my dancer, of course i do!) and yes of course i have a five year plan do you take me for a barbarian?
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omppupiiras · 6 days
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Normal conversations to have at work:
Coworker 1: is käärijä gay? I read that he's gay
Me: nahhh
Coworker 2: no he said that he's gay last year (??)
Coworker 3: maybe he's bi then
Me: as far as i know he's straight
Coworker 1: but i read that he's doing stuff with a man on... Onlyfans?
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buttercupshands · 6 months
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mixing is in progress...
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peach-coke · 2 years
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➤ The Boys || 3.06 - Herogasm | Deleted Scene
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