me when the morally grey traumatized character shows even an ounce of humanity:
also, the said character if they ever heard me call them baby:
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Rory: So, Penny, When did you get your drivers license?
Penny: My what?
Angelo, in the backseat: I need to get out of this car.
Rafe, to Angelo: Don't be a chickenshit.
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remember when rafe who had just beaten up a man for gawking at penelope while she was asleep was getting his busted knuckles bandaged by penny and he asked for vodka despite being an avid whiskey drinker and penny just goes "since when did you start drinking vodka?" and rafe, ever so casually, goes "since you said you wouldn't kiss me if I drank whiskey"
like, stop. seriously.
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sinners anonymous
so i have been up and running to find some good mafia romance books for sooo long coz apparently danielle lori ruined those for me, i just can't find any book close to the made series....until.. now, so thanks to @lighthousepigeons whose amazing incorrect books quotes keeps us entertained! i came across the sinners anonymous series after reading one of their jokes and instantly went to read it.
needless to say this was IT! this book was literally one of the only books i think could come close enough to the made series, i have finished all three in the series and am desperatly waiting for gabe's story.. . literally *chefs kiss*
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... if anyone wants a good book rec... I've got a few!!
Never pass up my fave series: Georgina Kincaid series by Richelle Mead. It's about a succubus with a somewhat decent moral compass. If you love smut, this is for you. If you love the foreshadowing in Supernatural, THIS IS FOR YOU. Read into EVERYTHING that happens!!
Then there's Mead's Dark Swan series. A fae world with smut to die for!! I haven't finished that series yet, because I lost all my books when I left the bad life behind. But I'm working on getting them all back and finishing it!!
Dirty Broken Savages by Eva Ashwood is a delicious series. If you love the dark stuff you can get from kittenofdoomage, then you'll love this. A dark romance, almost mafia like, with a reverse harem love story. IT'S SO GOOD!! I'm three down, just got one book to go!!.
Gang of Ghouls by Eva Chase is so interesting and quirky!! There's four love interests... Jet, the broody artist. Nox, the harsh leader. Kai the brains with quick wit and photographic memory. And Ruin, the affectionate bear that'll kill just as quickly as he'll smile. It's dark, biker-gang, not as smutty but just as incredible.
SINNERS ANONYMOUS by Somme Sketcher. His name is Angelo Visconti... they call him Vicious Visconti. It is hot, and slow, and dark, and delicious and I finished it in one sitting... it was so good I forgot to eat while reading it. I could gush about this one for WEEKS. I just finished it, and I'm ready to move on to book number 2, where we follow the tale of his younger brother, Rafe, and I get the feeling it's going to be just as delicious.
Yeah... the books I read have similar themes... romance, smut, and probably dark. But they're so good!!
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Wren: How was the honeymoon?
Penny: Rafe got extremely drunk and set out marriage certificate on fire.
Wren, laughing: What? Why?
Penny: He said "Goodluck trying to return me without the receipt"
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[Being ambushed]
Rafe: We're gonna die.
Rory: Think positive!!!
Penny: We're gonna die quickly!
Angelo: I-
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Penny: Ooooh, Gabe, Do you have a crush on Wren?
Gabe: No, why?
Rory: You carved out "G+W" on your helmet.
Gabe, scoffing: It stands for Grim+Wrath.
Rafe, lauging: Whatever you say big boy.
Gabe: *Death glares*
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Penny: Tall people are the enemy.
Rafe: Can't even see you hating all the way down there.
Penny: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't even know until it's too late.
Rory, swooning: They're so romantic.
Angelo: *side eye*
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Rafe: I will not stand here and be insulted.
Penny: Then sit down.
Rafe: *sits down* Well, atleast now we're eye level.
Rafe: *runs away*
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