#randomity things

[afterthegreatunknown]

quagmire triplets + hector and the widdershins family and what they do when visiting a store with tons of halloween seasonal items (or a spirit halloween):

duncan: browses the section that sells halloween lifestyle items (think the generic halloween theme backpacks and sweaters and tees an dmore) and gets himself a nice jack-o'-lantern sweatshirt

isadora: flip through the books that are sold as parts of costumes and reads them as if they're actual legit books about witchcraft and pretends to take notes in her new commonplace book

quigely: hangs around the outside decorations section like it's a mini-haunted house/haunted attraction and gets "scare" when he sets them off, which more than once got him looks by other shoppers

fiona: walks through the whole seasonal section (or all of spirit halloween) and takes random photos on her phone of things that she likes would like but will never buy due to the budget

fernald: keeps his hands in his deep jacket pockets because he knows his hooks will get concern looks; goes straight to the adult costumes and roasts the shit out them for being cheap/too sexualize

hector: browses the halloween theme kitchenware they have; gets into an argument with another shopper over a towel that ends with hector being the winner on account of the 'touch first' rule

widdershins: talks to a non-vfd acquaintance he hasn't seen in years outside the store; the talk was so long that when it ended everyone else is done shopping (fine by him he didn't want to shop today)

[starbuck]

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

[redstonedust]

in general i dont think fandom tattoos are a bad idea but i think u need to at least give yourself like a two year buffer from the end of that piece of media before you commit. like if someone told me "yeah im obsessed with hazbin hotel rn so im gonna get a hazbin hotel tattoo" id be like woah okay maybe put a pin in that idea for later. but if someone told me "yeah i read homestuck in its prime and i still love it so im gonna get a homestuck tattoo" id be like well fair enough its been like eight years. if you still like it now you'll probably still have fond memories of it in 20 years. you do you.

[tiredandoptimistic]

Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"

[a-hollow-forest]

"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

[catmask]

hey guys when you say something is for the johto starters can you include me in that as well? the johto starters and tepig if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

[chimeride]

Le poisson Steve, the 259th Known One.

[creekfiend]

what's my biggest pet peeve well it's when someone makes a text post on tumblr dot com in which they are trying to romanticize the notion of the livestock guardian dog but they don't know the distinction between a livestock guardian dog and a herding dog and also they've never met a livestock guardian dog and do not realize what their attitudes towards the sheep that they protect actually are

[alibiblu]

I love when their eyes get all big n autistic

[afterthegreatunknown]

quagmire triplets + hector and the widdershins family and what they do/what happens to them when at the (indoor) shopping center mall in a nearby city (first year of living together when things are mostly calm):

duncan: browse a music store and reorganizes the vinyl records, cassettes, and cds by year release, not band or artist

isadora: goes to the claire’s and buys herself a few pairs of clip-on earrings because she’s not allow to pierce her ears yet

quigley: makes his own hand-drawn map of the mall because he brought his commonplace book with him on in the trip

fiona: gets perfume spray on her whenever walking pass a perfume/make-up kiosk and always enter a sneezing fit as result

fernald: a security guard nearly throws him out and avoids said throwing out after proving himself as non-threatening

hector: complains about how the mexican food offer at the food court isn’t very authentic, but still eats it because he’s hungry

widdershins: constantly stares at the mall’s many fountains as if he’s thinking about taking the coins thrown in there

[ezekiel13]

Edit: I am fully aware it is spelt “sewing” and that “sowing” is related to crops and the grim reaper. I’m bad at homophones and you can’t edit polls.

[whataduck]

whatever, go my slugcat

[morganbritton132]

Steve is unknowingly popular in teacher spaces online despite not having social media because his students keep posting videos of him on Tiktok.

Every now and again, a video will break containment and reach a wider audience - like the time one of his students used ‘girl math’ to justify their wrong answer and Steve responded with an exhausted ‘math is non-binary’ - but it’s always a flash-in-the-pan kinda thing. The lasting power isn’t there.

Or well, it wasn’t before famed rockstar Eddie Munson started randomly quoting some of the dorky shit ‘Teacher Steve’ says in those videos.

Someone puts together a compilation of Eddie quoting videos that have less than one hundred views. Now Eddie has to admit that he’s kinda obsessed with the guy and suddenly Steve is famous everywhere online (still doesn’t know about it though).

Things may have died down but then one of his students post a video of them asking Steve if he knows Eddie, and Steve is just like, “Munson? Eddie Munson from high school?”

They’re married btw.

[ncutii-gatwa]

most listened to song on your spotify wrapped GO