#rat rat rat rat

[madebysimblr]

Cesar and Simon being cute at each other, Envy shushes them.

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Sorella: You're really going to divorce her?

James: Yes. I have an attorney getting paperwork done now. I told her I wanted one a few days ago.

Sorella: Did you tell her about me?

James: I told her there was someone else, but nothing past that.

Sorella: What's your plan with your kids?

James: Oh. I hadn't really thought that far.

Sorella: [scoffs] Father of the year.

James: It's not really your business.

Sorella: Are you for real? Your intention is to divorce your wife to be with me, right? It's absolutely my business. What was your plan before I found out? Tell me.

James: [sighs] You want the truth?

Sorella: Take a wild guess.

James: My plan was to send money for them. But not see them again.

Sorella looks horrified

James: I didn't think you wanted to be a step-mom at 21.

Sorella: Don't you dare use me as an excuse for abandoning your kids.

James: You're right, it wasn't because of you. I honestly don't know if I was ready to become a parent. Or if I even wanted it... Ti and I got married so young, on a whim. We've changed so much. It's clear we never should have gotten married in the first place. I'm who I want to be when I'm with you.

Sorella: Why should I believe anything you say? You've lied to me effortlessly, for months.

James: I never lied about how I feel about you. Please, I don't want to lose you. I can't. I love you. Only you. I swear on the memory of my mother.

Sorella: If you loved me you wouldn't have been able to even think about hurting me this way.

James: Believe me I wish I had done so much differently.

Sorella: Yeah. Me too.

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

A totally original idea that I definitely didn't just pick up from you (all lies, full credit to you): an adorable rodent with Ghost Choir?

the headsman!!! [based on that one really cool illustration juliette showed us awhile back]

[palette list]

[thelordofshrimp]

dead i am the rat

feast upon the cat

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[catholickedd]

rat cookys :)

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[nyctosaurid]

huge power move of linguini to have his famous and well respected restaurant shut down because of a massive rat infestation only to immediately open a new restaurant called this

[spicymochi]

little chef and secret agent

[fadingembers]

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

[smallestbubs]

like whack a mole

[hellenhighwater]

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

[spaceybread]

[ratective]

credit

[icaruspendragon]

babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

[thecooler]

Feel free to specify in the tags :) if the animal is one that needs company assume you'd have multiple