#raymond zam

[d20unfuckability]

"Who doesn't love extreme competence and the unwavering ability to roll with whatever bullshit The Gunner Channel throws at him?"

"Even just her NAME is hot!!"

[rizwalda]

my piece for teaful1's See You in the Cards: A Starstruck Tarot Zine - created as part of @d20zinejam 2024 get this zine and 67 others in a bundle and help support humanitarian aid for the people of Palestine

[embraceyourdestiny]

Raymond zam is so hot why is no one drawing art of him

[best-d20-character]

[yourheartinyourmouth]

the crew of the Red Hot renaming themselves to The Wurst is exactly like martin crieff naming his company Icarus Removals

[helpimstuckinafandom]

Don't have Murph roll for the Jib-Jobbers 💀

[dimension20npcofalltime]

Sudden Death Mini-Round Six [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time]

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

any spare starstruck odyssey headcanons my good sir?

absolutely, npc edition

the junkmother has a pact with the Wurst regarding rare/new droids: the Wurst can use the for a period of time but then eventually returns them to the Junkmonther for her collection.

Plug opens a second store: Plug’s Butt Ugly Stuff Truck

Raymond Zam gets connected with Crunch Moon Jones and they make JibJob so swag, sponsoring the Wurst

Lucienne has a crazy era, then gets really into whatever the space equivalent of cottagecore is.

SQ goes to therapy.

Jan de la Vega never changes. Never. Not once.

[thisisnotthenerd]

since shriek week doesn't really have formal combats/encounters, we're moving on to starstruck:

quick episode descriptions:

welcome to the spacin' life, buddy!: first episode and we're already doing battle. norman is an asshole. fighting jan de la vega. sidney and barry go for it. margaret is a busy businesswoman who nonetheless helps out. raymond zam wants to reschedule space battle. the intro flashbacks: use your tongue. fuck erotica ann. never go to the zoo. would you like to buy pleasure putty. young and hip people don't need to say they're young and hip.

all in the hot exit: running from the carbine kennel club dog show with aurora nebbins, princeps zortch and gnosis in tow. the pleasure putty factory is exploding. gunnie casts flash. two nat ones. my future is changing! are you hacking a dice? sidney throwing grenades. barry tanking so much damage. i'm hurt. margaret banking in pitched battle. that's the most advisable thing you could have been doing. nat 20 on the jib jobbers showing up. take care of my legs! riva yanking gunnie to the ship and glindaing jan de la vega. nat 20 death save that took so long. making it out with 30000 credits & a 5 star rating.

wallops at swallop's: skip's incredible back to back turns. freon blast. jumping into the rafter where everyone can see you. stealing back the kublacaine. popping off and not running and still winning. the sheriff is shitting in the bathroom. the first get nasty from margaret. skip shooting the sheriff for 21 points and then mounting his decapitated head on a cactus. killing the police force and then partying after.

baustin skiffy limits: running through the market. barry with the table. setting up for combination moves with the oil slick. ship style combat. fleeing amongst the skiffers. riva's persuasion with you hate the government. colonian turn. running from brigade tigers. hospitalizing crunch moon-jones. we're just going away.

flee from fantanimalland: my ass! sid & skip going down the elevator, margaret & barry with hogg cobb, riva vs barry nyne on the ship, and gunnie buying a maple cake. gunnie steals the maple cake, gets accosted by a vercadian & gets escorted out while carrying margaret. sid meets the junkmother & gets the krystals. saw a hole. had to check it out. riva gets barry nyne off the ship without zortch. arcadia prime monologues at barry while skip teaches gunnie to ram the ship into the building.

battle of the brands: the gang buys truly so much stuff. you are required to do a certain amount of drugs. barry is the angel of mercy. the sisters of the cosmic veil having a bikini party. taking kublacaine. we are the ball. barry taking brutus to the finals on a nat 20. nat 20 death save from aurora nebbins. margaret speaks to the plinth and then is down to 1 hit point. skip crits on the plinth. free teleportation shenanigans are not allowed. gunnie casts explosion. barry rapid shots the plinth and does product placement. operation slippery puppet. am i getting ocean's'd 11'd on my own fucking show? what the fuck is happening? a real son of a bitch is no more. sundry sidney has saved the dog!

the house always wins: barry kicks off with a 39 to grapple brutus. leap? oh no i fall out of the crow's nest. margaret walks up, says you suck and walks away. call to the guards. this is the sensible beardsley season. everybody going down and coming back up. except for gunnie. full on cleganebowl. we're going over the edge. it's only a 28. happy birthday murph. margaret inducing crises. barry & brutus bonding. the girl guides. i'm stacks. chasing down the nuns. and the house always wins! the casino paid for itself. bambi leroux.

jailbreak!: skip on handy annie, sneaking through the halls. barry & gunnie playing rock paper scissors. we're all really worried about you, man. why would that be mine? running with the other prisoners to get out. barry's fists are d6 weapons. stunning & killing. sid kisses the vercadian. i think mommy is nice. zortch & the girl guides betting on a horse. splitting the party for stealth. riva's big distraction. improved grade to space casting. sidney crits on the vercadian. it doubles damage. ship to ground is multiplier of times 10. 560 points. nat 20 stealth. plug shows up. with their guns trained on you.

the luckless, the abandoned and the forsaked (part 1): riva does customer service. zortch wearing a plaastic bag on their head. ponytail barry. u4f allies. danielle scrap. galatia 9. barry nyne is on the wurst. riva phase walking to uftp. plugging gnosis into the wurst. i'll roll as many d8s as you want me to. gunnie grows a shield generator. margaret's campaign office singlehandedly changing the course of the battle. zortch getting slugged & attacking skip.

the luckless, the abandoned and the forsaked (part 2): emily snarfed. command ships attacking each other. the guernicans are incompetent. the entire barry conversation. expertise in being a barry. a weird little cranny where maybe there could be turtles. exactly 14 damage. what is the nature of micro ftl jumps. gnosis rolls a 2. i might actually vomit. an off-camera bit. what's up, baby! it's space. loose duke's been on the ship the whole time. boarding party kicks ass. the kind is dead, long live the king. the random factor. sid releasing gnosis. filling rubian v with powdered egg substitute. lucienne was on the ship the whole time. barry crits & does 62 damage. while sid does 40. the ram does 16. capping it off with a wedding.

[d20unfuckability]

Round One- Day Two

Nurse David Stitchnit vs Dr Lugash Primjitzski

Sir Keradin Deeproot vs Sokhbarr

Sir Amanda Maillard vs Gunthrie "Gunnie" Miggles-Rashbax

Raymond Zam vs Tectonya Karkovnya

Candlewick vs Riva

Chungledown Bim vs Cullen

Em vs Lucienne Rex

Charity Blythe vs Sexy Rat

[cherry-bomble]

I love you Bambi Leroux i love you Ronnie Kwan I love you Veep 909 I love you Raymond Zam I love you Crunch Moon Jones I love you unionised aquatunisians I love you Jan de la Vega I love you Bambi Leroux (again) I love you underrated ASO npcs

[sawsession]

starstruck odyssey has some of my fave npcs like raymond zam my beloved... he's just a guy

[best-d20-character]

Your NPC Candidates!

The top five most submitted, in order:

Ayda Aguefort

Gilear Faeth

Garthy O’Brien

Wuvvy

Jawbone O’Shaughnessey

The rest of the 149 candidates, grouped by season:

Esme

Scratch

Viscountess Grabalba

Wannessa

Captain Gorebladder

Princess Suntar

Philippa “Peep” Featherfowl

Scorple

Sir Keradin Deeproot

The Sugar Plum Fairy

Manta Ray Jack

Stilton Curdeau

Cinnamon

Gooey

Swifty

Peppermint Preston

Duchess Primsy Coldbottle

Annabelle Cheddar

Queen Caramelinda of House Rocks

Sprinkle

Lord Calroy Cruller

Limon Longhalls

Senator Augustus Ciabatta

Spearia Mentha

Pontifex Belizabeth Brassica

Viscount Thaddeus Strongpit

The Junkmother

Aurora Nebbins

Plug

Princeps Zorch

Loose Duke

Barry Nyne

Raymond Zam

Lucienne Rex

King Prilbus

Plinth

Natalia Cicero Connie Lee Carter Bajar

Bambi Leroux

Hyacinth Khrome

Stacks McFadden

Rising Bubbles from a Deep Volcanic Vent Many Fathoms Below Us

Veep 909

Zvoon

Drago

Jessa

Avanash

John Feathers

J'er'em'ih

Percival son of Paraval (Stalker)

Ol' Pickering

Bad Henry

Master Ipskix

Drova Longfoot

Galfast Hamhead

Olag

Telmeir the Calm

The Cubbies

Ragh Barkrock

Zayn Darkshadow

arthur aguefort

Tracker O'Shaughnessey

Sandra Lynn Faeth

Gorthalax the Insatiable

The Hangman

Cathilda Ceíli

Aelwyn Abernant

Bogariel “Boggy the Froggy” Frogariel

Zelda Donovan

Alistair Ash

Biz Glitterdew

YES! (the deity)

“Baby” Wretchrot

Jamina Joy

Baron from the Baronies

Chungledown Bimothy

Madam Silvaine

Little Gilear

Telemaine Lomenelda

Craig

Rawlins

Laertes Astrindarius

Karl Cleaver

Gelgador

Talura

Athena Jones

Preston

Holly

Koda the bear

Lucia Wallace

Lysander Higgins

Starforge

Taffodil

Bill Seacaster

Sklonda Gukgak

Digby & Wilma Thistlespring

Zaphriel “the Hangvan”

Nonna Wallace

Kalvaxas “Goldenhoard”

Pok Gukgak

Matila Molesly

Alphonse

Senator!

Little Miss Muffet

Scheherazade

Princess Elody of Greenleigh

The Stepmother

Lord Bandlebridge

Stephan

the Dish

Mayor Harold Hopps

Mira (the Little Mermaid)

Rapunzel

Cinderella

Candlewick

the Big Bad Wolf

Il Terribile Pescecane

Peter (the Baron of Bricks)

Nod

Stephen Sondheim

Dale Lee

Jackson Wei

The Questing Blade

Wally Kugrich

David Kugrich

Willy

Em

Lowell Masters

Esther Sinclair

Alejandro Ortiz

La Gran Gata

Liz Herrera

53\/3N

Perry the Pigeon

Pizza Rat

Don Confetti

Dr. Lugash Primjitzski

Yagdash Scrovich

Ronaldo Manticaster

Dylan

The Incredible Dantes

Speck

[yourbelgianthings]

d20 npcs poll bracket round one!

(these are only main quest npcs, no shade to any side quests, it's just that i've only seen two and the numbers would just get out of control, also no neverafter since i'm not caught up and it isn't done yet)

nadia cicero connie lee carter bajar vs. maddie park

lucienne rex vs. aelwyn abernant

jj jacobs vs. raymond zam

gust weatherall vs. belizabeth brassica

kalina vs. null

tony simos vs. vice principal goldenhoard/kalvaxis

cathilda ceíli vs. bud cubby

em the angel of the waters vs. zelda donovan

calroy cruller vs. augustus ciabatta

gooey vs. jan de la vega

perry the pigeon vs. swifty

bazathrax vs. loose duke

nod vs. jawbone o'shaughnessy

tracker o'shaughnessy vs. esther sinclair

princeps zortch vs. duchess primsy coldbottle

willy vs. arthur aguefort

duke joren jawbreaker vs. garthy o'brien

ayda aguefort vs gorthalax the insatiable

annabelle cheddar vs. sandra lynn faeth

sir keradin deeproot vs. gilear faeth

sklonda gukgak vs. auma liu

dora valentine vs. david kugrich

wally kugrich vs. barry nyne

dale lee vs. pok gukgak

alejandro ortíz vs. zayn darkshadow

robert moses vs. dayne blayde

penelope everpetal vs. the sugarplum fairy

ragh barkrock vs. manta ray jack

queen caramelinda rocks vs. the junkmother

king prilbus vs. thaddeus strongpit

dr. lugash primjitzski vs. plug strutt

bambi leroux vs. coach daybreak