#red flags everywhere

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Sorry just… just having insane!König thoughts. Imagine u want a dog. Oh, that one? That dog over there, one like that right? Okay! (Breaks into owners house and steals the dog) “for you :D” and ur like omg !!!! Wtf 😭

Someone disrespects u (disrespecting König’s girl is literally just looking at her for more than 3 seconds), he has their head on a platter.

So many red flags!! But he loves u, in his own fucked up way. Do him any wrong and he’ll lock u in his home forever tho😔

Yes this is yandere König, our most beloved toxic King ❤️ (Aw I've missed him ❤️❤️❤️)

He would love to steal get you a pet because that way, you won’t whine too much about wanting to see more of your friends and family. Dog is a good option because you can’t leave this animal without care for too long, it will provide you with distraction when he’s away, and you won’t get too lonely or bored (not to talk of getting out of the house and risk seeing “Have you seen this dog?” posters all around the town)

No, you’re too preoccupied to venture out, especially when it’s a nice, plump puppy he got you! It’s almost like you’re practicing to be a mom...

You look so sweet when playing with the dog, sending König pics and videos of you with the pup, teaching it to do tricks and stuff. It licks your face, and you squeeze your eyes shut and giggle from joy, and König doesn’t even get jealous. At least, not too much... Surprisingly, he’s very pleased with his decision to get a pet for you. Yes, he has the ability to make you very happy... Clearly, you couldn’t get a better man: he takes care of all of your needs!

And everything’s nice and peaceful until you go out with him. König gets annoyed easily, if someone pays attention to you at the store for example, it’s always a hassle because he has to constantly scare away potential harassers and perverts, filthy men checking out your breasts and ass, eyes lingering a bit too long on your pretty face. Smashes his hand against a wall or goes to stand menacingly not three inches away from these poor guys who had the audacity to take a short glance at you.

It's not a good idea to doll up and go to a restaurant with him, there would be a WW3 before you got to the main course… And heaven forbid if he catches you smiling at a man! (meaning, being polite to the cashier/waiter) König won’t kill anyone while you're watching, he would never upset you with mindless violence, but tires will be slashed and throats might get cut before the evening is done…

And he would never, ever hurt you. It’s just that König always jokes about kidnapping you, ever since you started dating him. And this time, when he's about to leave for work, you find that your key has gone missing… You already moved in with him, a bit too quickly, your friends warned, so now you’re stuck in a big gloomy house with a dog and a big pile of dirty laundry.

Yes, it’s too bad that you can’t leave the place now when he’s away and there's no extra key, but don’t worry, he got you plenty of groceries! And there's a silly puppy keeping you company, isn’t it nice? He has a big home theater and terabytes of pirated movies and shows to choose from, what more could you ask for? He’ll call you every chance he gets ❤️ Don’t forget to send pictures ❤️

[avesblues2]

Y'all ever notice those Harry styles type men, who are proclaimed feminists, are always caught being horrible to women and addicted to porn and are incredibly pro-abortion while being incredibly pro-sex work lmao

[elliesmith33]

🚩🚩🚩🚩

Eddie:

👀 👁👄👁 👂🏻

“I’d be careful if I was you.”

Mc: “What?”

“I don’t want to waste my time with you.”

Mc: …?

Finn:

*flirts with anything and everyone*

“Let’s keep that a secret.”

Alfie:

“You’re special.”

“I’m falling for you.”

*kisses Kat*

“I don’t want to talk to you.”

Suresh:

“I know I cheated but I’ve changed.”

Mc: “What about Gabrielle?”

S: “She meant nothing.”

Mc: “You we’re flirting with Dana as well.”

S: “I only want you.”

*recouples w/Arlo*

Mc: “What was that about?”

S: “She’s not you. Let me know if you want to give me another chance.”

[feehippielove]

I'm not giving you the opportunity to ruin my mood

[heretherebedork]

I (sort of) get why everyone encourages Itt to stay and hold out in the hopes that Day regains his memory but also holy shit no this boy is being constantly emotionally abused by the person who used to love him. I do appreciate that Night stands up to Day, though, and doesn't let him just run roughshod over Itt.

(But watching Day choke Itt in the bathroom was painful and I am only sad that they don't seem to have followed through by making his neck red/bruised because that could have been so good and required explanations all around.)

[tiny-elf-of-doom]

[satelliteinasupernova]

Take up your family legacy.

[vizthedatum]

Oh right, you realize that you’re gonna see red flags everywhere while you heal from a lifetime of people-pleasing… and you’ll be right. You’re right to have your boundaries and explore what truly meets your new and improved expectations.

[kneelingshadowsalome]

"...sociopath is described to feel incredible and passionate one moment, and confusing and scary the next."

I actually like this vision of yours & would absolutely run with it. If you look at him & how his demeanor completely contrast with what he says on the battlefield kind of fit well with a sociopath, no?

He always sound so eager to kill, hurt or be better than anyone else. It's like he feels alive...idk + all you fics are so wholesome in the end, we need a bit of unhinged fucked up red flag man in your universe! 🚩 ☠️ 💔

Yes yes yes!

His voicelines are so unhinged. I know some people hate his voice, hate his lines (not to talk of the voice actor & I don't blame them) but I love those voicelines, I think it's intriguing how this big man turns into a creepy gremlin through voice alone. Sounds both cringe and sadistic (I love it 💀😭) and gives uniqueness, flesh & blood to this character whose bio is so scant.

"all you fics are so wholesome in the end, we need a bit of unhinged fucked up red flag man in your universe! 🚩 ☠️ 💔 "

Yay for this! 🩷🩷🩷🤣

[nonging]

[lokisasylum]

So funny story--

I was actually supposed to get up early today in order to hand in a resume at my town's newest hotel (for a Front Desk position). Should've gotten up at around 8:00 AM to at-least be there by 9:00AM (the hotel is literally within walking distance from my house. I just cross the street, then across the main plaza and the hotel is right on the other side of the church).

But here's the thing, my aunt is moving to the US and she's leaving on Monday. So my mom wanted to like do a little "Early Mother's Day/Goodbye dinner" for them, so we invited my aunt, along with her husband and my cousin to the hotel's restaurant. All in all it was a lovely afternoon, we talked a lot, the food was great...

Until we all got food poisoning at the end of the night 8D...

IS THIS A SIGN???

[f1-obsessed333]

Max will go into quali with only 10 fast laps at this rate😳

[like-the-cut-of-your-jib]

A fulsome analysis of the Fan-owed Sail GP model

Seems like a comprehensively confusing crackpot scheme.

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

Ugh I can’t even imagine how Louis feels about this,especially about the festivals…I’d be so bitter, how is he this good like 😫

Ok this is weird. Off topic but.

Zayn is managed by a brand new company, Zenkai Management. They only list two clients: Leona Lewis and Charlotte Jane.

The President is Nicola Carson.

This is her resume:

Nicola Carson is an ex-Modest Management employee.

[cherrysarchives]

2Shin

➻ Pairings: Soohyun x Dongho ➻ Genre: Drabble ➻ Additional: N/A ➻ Word Count: 148 words ➻ Warnings: This story was written anywhere from 4 - 10 years ago. I’m highly aware that much of the content in this story is unrealistic and may be triggering to some. Please mind all tags! If you’re unsure, please just skip this story. This story is fiction and does not reflect real-life idols' behaviors, personalities, or beliefs.

It's not about love. It's never been about love. Your body is what I wanted; so pure and innocent. It's indecent. No, I'm indecent. I sit here and think about you, your body, and all the things I would do to you. I never meant to hurt you, I only wanted to claim you, to make you mine. I don't want anyone else to have you.

Does that make me a bad Hyung?

I see the way others look at you. I hate it. They treat you like a little bab, but you're not. You're so much more, so mature and beautiful. If only I could have you.

But to you, I'm only your Hyung, a big brother that you can look up to. In your eyes I could be nothing more and to me, that's a fate worse than death. Why do you torture me so?

Dongho...

[bookaddictcouldbedrugstho]

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