#redacted hbs 2023

[6-atlas-6]

You ever accidentally deep throat a banana and think "yea I could take Gavin's dick" or is that like just me

[messenger-of-stupidity]

Shaw Pack HBS Snapshots I think happened

Redacted Masterlist

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Angel didn’t think about the fact that Davey perhaps, just maybe, liked personal space every now and then. When they were having a meal with the rest of the vacationing pack, it never crossed their mind that he didn’t want them in his lap. It was really more convenient because this way they could steal his food more easily. Although if you believed them it was really our food because this is a communist state now. Besides, after only ten minutes of him complaining, his hand eventually rested and massaged their thigh. So clearly he wants them there.

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Baabe finds it hilarious to convince Asher to walk around in heels. It doesn’t matter who the heels originally belong too, Asher is wearing them now. It’s funny to watch him waddle around as he tries to stay balanced. It’s funny to see the pack laugh at him falling flat on his adorable face. They only realized there was a problem when he challenged Milo to a race in heels. Now no one can stop those two. Not even David.

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Darlin found a hat shop on one of their many forced outings during day time. They had wanted to stay inside with Sam and maybe watch some TV but he had forced them to go outside and “make the most of the vacation” as he put it. Entirely ridiculous and honestly pretty rude of him. But that wasn’t the point. Kind of. Actually it was, hence the hat shop. Sam refused to tell them that he had, if ever, owned an actual cowboy hat. Well guess what southern batman? Now he does thanks to the power of capitalism!

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Sweetheart loves pulling pranks on their mate. It’s common knowledge by now. And yet... Milo still falls for every single one. No matter what he says. They’ve hidden dress socks, snuck up on him, tricked him into playing horror games, and made him think he was having a whole ass conversation with Aggro when really Aggro was at Marie’s house and Sweetheart was just playing several recordings of Aggro meowing so Milo would meow back. But the most recent one has to be their favorite. You see, Milo think that a package from the front desk is coming. Nope. It’s glitter. 

[slushiepizza]

Lasko's hbs gives me MAJOR butterflies. Like the communication? The domesticity??? AHHHH!! Weirdly I might have a crush on his listener 💀💀💀 their vibes are immaculate and just their calm and stoic presence? UGHHHH

[milogreer]

❥ my top ten redacted audio speakers !!

i’ve seen a bunch of people doing this so i wanted to join in! i love a bandwagon 😋

feisty werewolf; milo - i mean, come on. *gestures at my blog* look at me. milo very quickly took top spot, by the time i got to the panic attack audio i was like the rest of y’all can pack it up bc this guy’s got me hooked lmfao it was just so sweet to see a softer side of the guy who, at that point in the timeline, had mostly only been abrasive, cocky, and flirty. that accent also does everything for me. the exact moment i fell in love with him was when he said, “of course i’m not mad. i was worried - scared that you were hurt or something. but never mad.” 🫠💖

nervous air elemental; lasko - lasko… what can i say about lasko. he definitely awoke something in me lmao, initially i didn’t want to get into the elementals because meeting new people felt like a chore at the time but he immediately made me laugh and it was all downhill from there… i love that he’s kinda freaky and he makes me want to bite him in the non-canon audios, but even in prime universe he’s just so sweet and a really good friend. and his relationship with coworker makes me so proud of his development

arrogant incubus; gavin - i’ve said it before but gavin’s the reason i’m here! his hbs 2023 audio was my first audio of the channel, and to go back in time and watch his progression to that point was so heartwarming 🥺 him and freelancer are possibly the best pair in the universe, i just adore everything about them. gavin’s audios are actually the hardest ones for me to listen to because the love he has for freelancer is suffocating to witness in a really bittersweet way 😩

yandere cultist friend; blake - this one is um …. i never expected this HAHA when i first listened to the balance he really skeeved me out (as he should), but then mother mother released ‘explode!’ and for some unfathomable reason it got into my head as a blake song and i couldn’t dissociate it from him. on a second listen of the balance, i definitely appreciate his character more and the juxtaposition of him with elliott and sunshine vs bestie is so so interesting to me. i can’t even be mad at bestie because he’d have me wrapped around his finger too 🥲 rly nervous for his next story update

chaotic boyfriend; guy - BABYGIRL. humor is the biggest thing i look for in relationships both platonic and romantic and no one makes me laugh like guy does. he’s so my type and the way honey acts is literally how i am with guys i like, so guy audios are always so much fun to listen to 💖 and no BA hits quite like that pre-recorded one

i ended up talking more than i thought i would so the other half is under the cut!

it gets kind of messy in the second half because i think these could get shuffled around depending on my mood but for now these are my thoughts!

seer obscura; morgan - morgan is… captivating. i know he kinda only blew up after ‘time is a song’ but it’s with good reason; the atmosphere is so calming but also, like… there’s a longing to it, ykwim? the two of them being the only know seer obscuras naturally lends a hand to the tension between them. no one else understands their unique struggles - so when his new obscura acquaintance calls him up in the middle of the night asking for help and comfort, of course he isn’t going to say no. it’s such an intimate setting for their third audio together and you can feel the tension building the whole time up to “i want to know you.” it’s just a really good audio. very interested to see where his story goes

sarcastic inchoate demon; avior - THE SNARK. THE QUIET KINDNESS. THE MYSTERY. THE YEARNING. THE TRAGEDY. avior’s got it all. sovereign state had me on the edge of my seat the whole time and still does, honestly. his hbs rewind audio is one of my favorites; the effort and love he put into that little date to give starlight a reprieve from their shared hell… he is such a romantic 💖 there’s nothing quite like falling in love while stuck in an actual hell

unempowered boyfriend; geordi - he’s an interesting one for me bc my love of him is directly tied to cutie + cutie’s telepathy giving us a look into his head (i just melt over his whispered little i love yous and compliments). they have a fascinating and messy story that i live for even when it makes me sick lol i adore that they’re both flawed but that they’re taking steps to better themselves. it’s fun when couples in the redactedverse aren’t perfect but still try to be better out of love

mysterious stranger; hush - THE weird guy. within his first audio i went from being indifferent to charmed. i love a mystery and everything about him is mysterious, but he’s also so clueless sometimes that it’s like. so what if he tied doc to the bed in their first meeting, now he’s asking to hold their hand when he’s nervous. so what if his purpose is to free the sovereigns? he learned how to cook for doc. i can’t NOT love him

unknown yandere caller - i’m a ghostface fan, okay. and i’m a taurus. i like when people are obsessed with me 🤷🏼‍♀️ there’s just something so… like. listen. “you’ll start to expect me. you’ll start to crave me.” from the audio and “i know you’ll find them. and you’ll keep them. because they’re from me.” from his card? the arrogance. it’s bewitching. i need him back ASAP i don’t even care if he doesn’t get a real name, i just miss him. come back please 🙏🏻

[sweetlemongrove]

Why you should vote for me for biggest Anton fan in the 2024 Redacted Awards

The main reason being that I am the biggest Anton fan this website has ever seen.

But, if you need some more proof, look no further, I have all the reasons right here!

This is my blog header

And it has been my blog header since I accidentally deleted my blog last year in July. Whoops.

But my love for Anton has extended before then. Unfortunately there is not much proof because, yk, I deleted it on accident, but I was able to find this!

Keep in mind pre-July 2023 he only had two audios. I am an OG when it comes to loving Anton. I loved him before all the HBS and Foolverse videos came out.

I'm always up in everybody's business when it comes to him.

Even my own business

People often say I remind them of him

He was the first character I looked for when I learned that there were going to be redacted fan awards. When I noticed that he was not on the list, I notified @plaqying and made sure he was added immediately (as well as nominated myself for biggest fan)

That's all the proof I have! I'm gonna tag a few of my moots who can back me up when I say that I love him @mrsmiagreer @4letteraroace @clover-46 because I really really really do. No one loves him like I do.

Thank you for making it this far into the post, and good luck to all the other nominees for the other categories!

[6-atlas-6]

Asher's hbs was cute and all but his parents travelling a lot scares me. What the fuck is boutta happen to them. Probably nothing but Erik got me scared knowing how he is with his surprise angst 😭

[messenger-of-stupidity]

My face when I realize that technically HBS is over for the non-BA folks and that means angst will probably come soon because we can’t have too much happy without some angst. 

[messenger-of-stupidity]

Redacted Audio Masterlist

ALL THE REDACTED CONTENT I MAKE IS NOW GOING TO BE ORGANIZED AND STORED HERE! Anything that is a fanfiction type thing will be italicized. 

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ART PSA

Redacted Memes: Pt. 1

Redacted Pinterest Boards

Top Ten HC

Valentines Day “Blurbs”

> Ft. DAMN group, Sweetheart/Milo, Avior/Starlight 

Five Random HC , Pt 2

Can they Skateboard

Incorrect Quotes Pt. ? Generator , School

Summer Camp HC Pt 1.

Responses to: Pt. 1

Caelum 

> No my opinion will not be subjected to change on this. If you disagree, fine. it’s the internet, I’m not expecting everyone to agree with me. But we should still respected what Erik said about Caelum and romantic relationships.  

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> Play russian roulette with these. Are they soft? Are they funny? Are they angsty? Who are they about? You’ll never know unless you click it. Accept the package delivered. 

D(a)emon Boy Designs

Shaw Pack Shenanigans:

Black Flies Series Pt. 1 , Pt. 2

A little more warmth

Shaw Mates Groupchat - Pt. 1 , Pt. 2 , Pt. 3 , Pt. 4 , Pt. 5

Youtube Channels

Incorrect Quotes , Pt 2

Thanksgiving

HBS 2023 Snapshots

Memes

David and Angel:

“Davey”

Angel Design

“Furry”

Angel and Sweetheart

Incorrect Quotes

Angel OC Thread (Please reblog with your Angel OCs.  :D) > Alternatively: OCs

All Together Spooky

Planes

Last Line of Defense

Victorian AU Pt. 1

Mundane Ft. Asher

Asher and Baabe:

Incorrect Quotes

Darlin and Baabe

OCs

Planes

Milo and Sweetheart: 

Sweetheart Design

Angel and Sweetheart

Incorrect Quotes

Sweetheart Picrew (Sweetheart OC Thread)

> Alternatively: OCs

All Together Spooky

Planes

Origin of Tomorrow Ft. Cutie

Gavin and Freelancer:

Incorrect Quotes

Dance With Me Ft. Caelum

OCs

D.A.M.N. Squad:

Incorrect Quotes

All Together Spooky Ft. Caelum

Incorrect Quotes

Vincent and Lovely:

Incorrect Quotes

OCs

All Together Spooky

Incorrect Quotes

You Must Be This Tall Ft. Vincent’s Stranger

Sam and Darlin: 

Darlin Design

Incorrect Quotes

Darlin and Baabe

Five Things I love about you

OCs

All Together Spooky

Planes

The Months I Loved You ft. Quinn

Cutie and Geordie:

Incorrect Quotes

Break-Time Geordi Audio Thoughts

Guy and Honey:

Incorrect Quotes, Pt. 2

Honey Teddy Grahams

Should have stayed in Pre-Algebra

> Technically a continuation piece thing of honey teddy grahams, but can be read as a standalone piece and it still makes sense.

Elliot and Sunshine:

Incorrect Quotes (ft. Brachium)

Regulus and Precious:

Aaron and Smartass:

Ollie and Mentor:

Hush and Doc:

James and Spouse:

Anton and his love:

Lasko and Dear:

Blake and Bestie:

Incorrect Quotes

So do something

Save You

Camelopardalis (god I love his name so fucking much aaaa):

Chaos in your mind 

Dear Friend ft. Warden

I’ll Still Dream of You

Ivan and Baby (both of them):

Project Meridian Asset:

All Together Spooky

Incorrect Quotes

Vega and Warden: 

Vega Design

Warden Design

OCs

Regretful

Lose Everything (Prompt Episode One)

Incorrect Quotes

New Warden Design + HC

H I M

Ever Again

Unique and Powerful

I Still See Your Face

Avior and Starlight:

Incorrect Quotes

Bright Eyes and Frederick:

Lore Explanation (ty Anon)

Fun Night

Imperium AU:

After Love is Gone - Imp!Damien/Imp!Angel

Vulture of Reality - Imp!Vega/Pet

Anemia - Imp!Vincent/Imp!Lovely