Quotes from my friends and I but turned into Redacted Character quotes cuz I saw someone else do it
"Wait, how do I find the author?" -Freelancer
"On Britannica?" -Lasko
"Is that her name?" -Freelancer
"[Angel], are you being kidnapped?" -Baabe
"Nah, it's consensual" -Angel
"Is he hot?" -Asher
"Fuck yeah, I wouldn't be kidnapped if he was fugly" -Angel
"Gen Z Apples to Apples should be a thing." -Asher
"Is that not Cards Against Humanity?" -Milo
"Nice ass." -Freelancer
"Awh, thanks! Want to fondle it?" -Gavin
"[Lasko], you'd be a good teacher," -Huxley
"Nooo!" -Lasko
"Oh right, I forgot you have trauma." -Huxley
"Baby, sing Bruno Mars with me!" -Sweetheart
(In a a sing song tone) "Fuck nooo" -Milo
"What do you want to happen to your body when you die?" -Huxley
"Etch-A-Sketch." -Freelancer
"..What?" -Huxley
"You're losing your hair privildishes" -David
"[Honey] never responds to my texts." -Guy
"Fucking loser, they respond to me in like 5 seconds." -Cutie
"Yippee :D" -Guy
"Kill yourself" -Honey
"Awhh :(" -Guy
"I hate words so much. They don't even make sense!" -Geordi
"Sweetie, you're dyslexic." -Cutie
"See, that word doesn't make sense either!" -Geordi
"Want to get married for financial reasons? AndsoIcangrabyourballs" -Asher
"No" -David
"Guess I'm not coming to your funeral" -Asher
"There should be an question mark but for sadness." -Asher
"Just put a sad face?" -Baabe
"But I'm trying to be professional!" -Asher
"Think of the children!" -Lasko
"Children considered." -Damien
"Children are fake." -Gavin
"The children are gone." -Huxley
"I ate the children" -Freelancer
"Spay and neuter your passport." -Kid Darlin'
"What does that even mean?" -Kid David
"Passport reproduction is a no no." -Kid Asher
"[Sweetheart], look, it's Michael Jackson!" -Asher
"Why must you hurt me?" -Sweetheart
"I'd care about 2 extra cents on a full tank of gas." -Darlin'
"What? The other day you paid me $1.25 for a sharpie." -Sam
"Looks like a roller cycle" -Asher
Hope you enjoyed this :)
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MILO'S RECENT AUDIO?!?!?
I'M SORRY I WAS SCREAMING, SMILING, GIGGLING, KICKING MY LEGS IN THE AIR WOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
I NEVER THOUGHT THIS MAN COULD GET ANY HOTTER AND HE DID OH MY GOODNESSSSSSS!!!!
VAMPIRE! MILO IS JUST WOW OH MY GOODNESS I CANT BREATHE I WOULD BEG FOR THIS MAN TO FLIRT WITH MEEEEEE
ALSO NOT SOFT? NAH BRO FOLDED AS SOON AS SWEETHEART PANICKED AND IT WAS SO FREAKING ATTRACTIVE WHAAAAAA
ERIK I BEG PLS GIVE US MORE OF MILO AUDIOS HE DESERVES MORE AUDIOS PLS PLS PLS PLS
-LOVE FROM YOUR MILO OBSESSED BELLE <3333
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things my classmates have said as Redacted Characters pt 2
you know the drill (long warning)
“Does anyone have a math problem? I know [Eridanus] doesn’t I can see his page” — Avior
“I haven’t done a problem like that in like 20 years” — Warden
“Weren’t you a teacher?” — Vega
“But did you sing the song?” — Angel
“No, I never learned the song :3” — Asher
“I wanna see a 12-D movie” — Guy
“I hate it when the silly spine disease makes my back hurt :(" — Freelancer (oh wow i wonder who said this one)
“[Fred], do the problem” — Sam
“[SAM] WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU” — Bright
“It’s like a crescendo in music” — Babe
“Nintendo?” — Asher
“You don’t have a license, do you?” — Damien
“That doesn’t matter” — Gavin
“I vote [Sam] goes next” — Bright
“Wait what-" — Sam
“A maths joke? Why-“ — Angel
“[Angel], shut up.” — David
“This is working out great! I did not do this wrong at home!” — Asher
“‘Cogeret’… It looks French” — Avior
“✨Cogerét✨ (🇫🇷)” — Starlight
“I’m totally exhausted” — Darlin
“What have you even been doing?” — Milo
“I don’t even know” — Darlin
“Exactly” — Milo
“Close your eyes. What do you feel?” — Coworker
“Tired” — Freelancer
“We should nuke Mars :3” — Babe
“… I think that’s from Meriam-Webster” — Starlight
“Did you just quote a dictionary????” — Avior
“Well, lets put them into that position and then we’ll go from there :3” — Gavin
“I left it on the door-" — Angel
“ON the door??” — David
“BY the door-" — Angel
“He’s talking to himself” — Fred
“The voices” — Bright
“Like the creep he is” — Fred
“The voices :3” — Bright
“what do YOU think about ✨Organ Donation✨?” — Lovely (its the vibes guys trust trust)
*sounding it out* “‘Ce-pha-lo-thor-ax’” — Starlight
“The cephalothorax-" — Avior
“Oh wow. That was beautiful 😒” — Starlight
“Thank you 😌” — Avior
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☆Redacted Headcannons☆
-whenever it's a full moon angel will start howling to annoy david
-david won't admit it bit when angel runs their fingers through his hair or fur he starts dozing off
-david secretly will either play minecraft or animal crossing while angels away and he will get overly grumpy whenever Tom nook puts him in more debt or a creeper blows up something cause he thinks they are stupid
-asher 100% runs as soon as he hears baaabe call him from another room even if they are in a huge place and hes 100% running while yelling their name
-sweetheart will watch horror movies with milo just to see milo get the shit scared out of him
-the points of Sam's ears get red when darlin' leaves kisses all over his face
-gavin radiates heat like crazy and so in summer he'll sit or lie down with wet rags on him to cool off leaving him looking like a drenched rat
-vincent 100% still owns his outfit from his first monarchal summit and when lovely is out sometimes he puts it on to see if it still looks good on him (it does)
-one time Asher got called a fury due to his gamer tag (ShadowHowl93) and he got so sad he complained to baaabe for nearly a whole week
-one christmas guy covered himself in christmas lights and went up to honey and asked "does this make me the light of your life honey~?"
-asher will shed a tear when gwen dies in spiderman even tho he's seen it 10000 times
- when milo was younger darlin' told him that if he ate the milo branded food he was eating himself and he still till this day won't eat it even tho he knows it's not true
-asher got called emo once due to his collar and people barked at him and he looked at baaabe so confused and they didn't have the guts to tell him why the people did it but they told angel about it next time they hung out (angel fell off the couch laughing)
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