#reiki level 2

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Reiki Level 2

WORKSHOP DATES 2023-2024

September 24 Sunday 2023

October 8 Sunday 2023

November 5 Sunday 2023

December 3 Sunday 2023

January 7 Sunday 2023

Sharing of Reiki I experiences- Definition and meaning of symbols-Practice with symbols-Room preparation with symbols-Advanced Reiki Techniques-Level II attunement- explanation of client documentation- and practicing Reiki on others. All students will receive certification upon completion of the class through Skye-Yoga

Prerequisite: Reiki Level 1

Duration: 1 Day

Reiki Level 2 prepares the student for the use of Reiki energy, for self

and others benefit, to assist in relieving ailments utilizing Reiki

symbols and special techniques.

COURSE CURRICULUM LEVEL II

How to send Reiki at a distance, which can be used for past, present and future issues

A guided relaxing meditation

Reiki Level 2 attunement, a special process that allows individual connectivity with the Reiki source using Reiki symbols

A review of 'Hayashi Healing Guide' and 'Japanese Reiki Techniques: Gassho Meditation, Byosen Scanning, Kenyoku, Koki-ho, Jachi-Kiri- Joka-ho, Gyoshi-ho and Enkaku Chiryo

A demonstration and practice on How to utilize Dr. Usui's technique using the Three Pillars of Reiki

A demonstration and practice on How Reiki symbols facilitate to balance the chakras and harmonize the aura

A demonstration and practice on How to provide a complete Reiki a session for self and others using Reiki symbols

Reiki hand positions to treat oneself and others

How to utilize Reiki 2 symbols with bio-energy

A Certificate of Achievement is issued after course completion

Hours are 12 am - 5 pm, which includes a lunch break.

You can stay in, or go to nearby Restaurants or Diners.

A Certificate is rewarded upon completion of the course.

WORKSHOP DATES 2023

May 14-2023

June 4-2023

July 23-2023

August 6-2023

Sharing of Reiki I experiences- Definition and meaning of symbols-Practice with symbols-Room preparation with symbols-Advanced Reiki Techniques-Level II attunement- explanation of client documentation- and practicing Reiki on others. All students will receive certification upon completion of the class through Skye-Yoga

Prerequisite: Reiki Level 1

Duration:    1 Day

Reiki Level 2 prepares the student for the use of Reiki energy, for self 

and others benefit, to assist in relieving ailments utilizing Reiki 

symbols and special techniques. 

COURSE CURRICULUM LEVEL II

How to send Reiki at a distance, which can be used for past, present and future issues

A guided relaxing meditation

Reiki Level 2 attunement, a special process that allows individual connectivity with the Reiki source using Reiki symbols

A review of 'Hayashi Healing Guide' and 'Japanese Reiki Techniques': Gassho Meditation, Byosen Scanning, Kenyoku, Koki-ho, Jachi-Kiri- Joka-ho, Gyoshi-ho and Enkaku Chiryo

A demonstration and practice on How to utilize Dr. Usui's technique using the Three Pillars of Reiki

A demonstration and practice on How Reiki symbols facilitate to balance the chakras and harmonize the aura

A demonstration and practice on How to provide a complete Reiki session for self and others using Reiki symbols

Reiki hand positions to treat oneself and others

How to utilize Reiki 2 symbols with bio-energy

A Certificate of Achievement is issued after course completion

Hours are 12 am  - 5 pm, which includes a lunch break.

You can stay in, or go to nearby Restaurants or Diners.

A Certificate is rewarded upon completion of the course. 

[reikicoursesau]

Unlocking Higher Healing: Embrace Reiki Level 2 Attunement in Melbourne with a Reiki Master

In the heart of Melbourne, a transformative healing journey awaits those seeking deeper spiritual enlightenment and enhanced healing abilities. Reiki Level 2 Attunement in Melbourne offers an extraordinary step forward for practitioners who have embraced the foundational teachings of Reiki Level 1. Guided by experienced Reiki Masters in Melbourne, this advanced level opens the gateway to not only amplifying your healing energy but also extends your capabilities to heal others across distances and time.

The Journey to Reiki Level 2: A Path of Empowerment

Embarking on the Reiki Level 2 Attunement journey is a commitment to personal growth and spiritual development. It signifies a readiness to delve deeper into the sacred practices of Reiki, unlocking potent symbols that enhance healing power and enable the practitioner to connect with the universal life force energy on a more profound level.

The Power of Reiki Symbols

At the core of Reiki Level 2, practitioners are introduced to three sacred symbols, each embodying a specific aspect of healing and empowerment:

The Power Symbol – Amplifies Reiki energy, allowing for more intense healing sessions.

The Mental/Emotional Symbol – Targets emotional and mental issues, fostering harmony and peace within.

The Distance Healing Symbol – Bridges physical distances, enabling practitioners to send healing energy across the globe.

These symbols serve as keys to unlocking a deeper understanding of the universe's energy and how it can be harnessed for healing purposes.

Learning from a Reiki Master in Melbourne

Melbourne, with its vibrant energy and diverse spiritual community, is the perfect backdrop for your Reiki Level 2 attunement. Learning from a Reiki Master in Melbourne offers an unparalleled opportunity to deepen your practice under the guidance of someone profoundly connected to the Reiki energy. These masters provide not just the attunement process but also mentorship and insights into integrating Reiki more fully into your life and the lives of those you touch.

The Attunement Process: A Sacred Ceremony

The attunement process is a sacred ceremony where the Reiki Master transfers the symbols into your energy field, permanently enhancing your ability to channel Reiki energy. This transformative experience often leads to profound personal growth and a deeper sense of connection with the universe.

Beyond Attunement: Living Reiki

With Reiki Level 2 attunement, practitioners are encouraged to incorporate the healing principles of Reiki into all aspects of their life. This level teaches you to live Reiki, allowing its principles of love, harmony, and balance to guide your actions and interactions. The journey doesn’t end with attunement; it’s a lifelong path of growth, learning, and healing.

Connecting Across Time and Space

One of the most exciting aspects of Reiki Level 2 is the ability to perform distance healing. This practice allows practitioners to send healing energy to individuals, situations, or even global issues, transcending the limitations of physical location and time. It’s a profound testament to the boundless nature of Reiki energy and the interconnectedness of all things.

Conclusion: A Step Towards Mastery

Reiki Level 2 Attunement in Melbourne is not just a step towards becoming a Reiki Master; it's a journey towards self-mastery, deeper healing, and a more profound connection with the universal life force energy. Under the guidance of a Reiki Master in Melbourne, you unlock new dimensions of healing and personal growth, paving the way for a life transformed by the powerful principles of Reiki. Whether you seek to enhance your healing abilities, deepen your spiritual journey, or simply contribute to the healing of others, Reiki Level 2 opens the door to endless possibilities. Embrace this journey with an open heart and mind, and let the transformative power of Reiki guide you to your highest potential.

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Who's coming towards you and what do they bring to the table?

Group 1 - Spider lilly

Who are they? In Japanese culture, the spider lily is believed to bloom near graves. It is associated with the afterlife and the notions of death and rebirth. This flower holds a very scorpionic energy. It is also a symbol of eternal love. This specific white lily shown in the picture is also a symbol of purity and innocence. If we take that into account, the person coming towards you can be viewed as mysterious and deep, somewhat cold. But once you get to know them, you realize that they are rather outgoing and pure, kind and childlike. They marvel at the beauty of life and want nothing but to love and be loved.

Looking at the different cards you got, there’s a lot of emphasis on communication and voicing one’s opinions or truth without fear. This person could have a beautiful voice. They could be a singer or a spokesperson, an advocate or any other profession that involves speaking to a large audience. This person seems to be shy and rather harsh on themselves. They take pride in what they do and the values they stand for. When their actions are not in alignment with their ideals, they tend to criticize themselves a lot. They are represented by Bismuth and Turquoise, both blue crystals. The throat chakra holds an important significance to this person, as well as emotions, intuition and water. Blue could be their favorite color. This person could burn themselves out often by being present for others more than showing up for themselves. They could get throat sickness quite often, especially when they are repressing their truth or telling lies. They have a sharp tongue. They use their voice to shed light on what is contradictory or what needs to evolve. They help people shift their perspective. Teaching could also be their career path.

What do they bring to the table? - Queen of pentacles, 7 of wands, 4 of cups, The Moon, The Fool, Judgement, White Numen

This person brings in major shifts in your life. Renewal is the best way to describe it. They will literally put your world upside down in order to help you gain perspective on what is going on. They’ll show you that there’s nothing wrong in standing for what you believe in. They’ll also teach you how to be the bigger person and choose your battles wisely. They’ll help you introspect and listen to your intuition, take a new start in life and get retribution by accomplishing what you were meant to do in this life time. This person will help you find your true calling and your voice in this global cacophony that is the world we currently live in. With them, you will create a reality in your image. They will also help you value yourself more and set yourself free from any dependence or addiction. They’ll help you detach yourself from people’s judgmental views. Significant zodiac signs for this group are Taurus, Cancer and Scorpio. You can wear blue or connect to the energy of Bismuth and Turquoise to understand this person better on a spiritual level and manifest them into your life.

Group 2 - Lavender

Who are they? Lavender is known to have soothing properties. It is often used in aromatherapy to ease the mind and release tensions related to anxiety, stress. Lavender is a symbol of devotion, serenity and grace. With its purple petals, it could be associated with the spiritual realm. This person is very delicate and kind hearted. They consider people with a lot of care and kindness. They have a pure heart and make people feel safe. They remind me of Taurus and their Venusian sensual and loving energy. This person is down to earth and wise beyond their years. Their crown chakra is highly active. It wouldn’t surprise me if this person already connected with you through your dreams. They could very well be a therapist, a reiki practitioner, a healer that uses alternative medicines or unconventional practices like crystal healing or sound healing. This is further confirmed by two cards of the Threads of fate deck that are related to air and ether : share wisdom and The Sage. This person is a guide and mentor to others. They could be a teacher, some type of guru or an important public figure, a coach, a counselor. This person is very powerful and influent. They could have published a book or a study or shared their experience and what they learned over time online.

They are represented by the hammerhead shark. They have a lot of determination and drive. They are also incredibly mature. They could very well be older than you. I’d say at least ten years older. Purple and blue could be their favorite colors. If they were a major arcana, I think this person would be the Hermit. So Cancer could also be relevant. They are also represented by Kyanite and Amethyst. Kyanite is advised to people who feel restless, who overthink or get caught in their mental space too often. This shows that this person is a deep thinker. They take things seriously and meticulously. Amethyst is often used in spiritual practices to deepen our connection to the spirit realm and gain clarity. To hone our psychic skills. This person feels very connected to their higher self. They know who they are, what they were meant to do and where they’re heading. They are focused on their mission and won’t lose their time with insignificant matters.

What do they bring to the table? - 7 of cups, 3 of wands, 9 of cups, Temperance, 4 of swords, The Lovers, 5 of swords Other significant zodiac signs are Gemini, Sagittarius and Pisces. This person will teach you how to identify your needs and choose a path that is in alignment with your higher self and your highest good. They’ll help you find balance and emotional satisfaction in the projects that you pursue, the actions you take. They’ll teach you how to recognize the symptoms of anxiety and being overwhelmed by life so that you can retreat and protect yourself. They’ll teach you how to pick your battles wisely and ignore petty attitudes from your peers. They’ll help you handle the pressure of being your true self and choosing yourself over others. They’ll teach you how to love yourself and how to love, how to be in love and receive love. I can say here that this relationship has romantic potential. Surprisingly this part of the reading is the shortest but I feel like there’s no need to overanalyze this because this person will be pretty clear with their intent : they’re here to help and support you, "and that is all you need to know" they want to add.

Group 3 - Sunflower

Who are they? I associate the Sunflower with the bold and brave Leo. I heard in my mind "only the brave" which is the name of a perfume from Diesel. So this could be this person’s perfume. With it’s bright colors and relation to the sun, it is safe to say this person has a bright personality. They are outgoing and friendly, like to be seen and admired. They take great care of their body and appearance. Hence the fragrance reference. This person is cheerful and ambitious. They don’t like lying down and contemplating. They would rather act first and think later. They could have anger issues and sometimes be jealous. The signs of Leo and Aries could be significant. Blue and green could be their favorite colors. This person is represented by the whale shark and the octopus. They are very clever and resilient. They have a strong moral compass and always lead their life according to their values and principles. They remind me of Changbin from Stray Kids. This person likes to make their own mind instead of following others. They’re a natural leader and a loner. With The Creator card and the Withdraw card from the Threads of fate deck, this tells me that this person is creative and works independently. They could be a fashion designer, a writer, a producer, a webdesigner, an architect, a freelance artist in any domain. This person could be known on social media. On the withdraw card is a sleeping fox. This tells me that this person likes their solitude. They need time alone to recharge and create. They don’t like showing people their tricks. They like to surprise and impress. The creator card shows a hand holding a wand. This for some reason reminds me of Harry Potter. Maybe your person is a potter head. In this case, they’re the typical Gryffindor : athletic, loyal, thinks with their heart (or something else a bit lower when the heart isn’t functioning). They have a strong sex drive and are pretty sensual. Their body matters a lot to them. They go to the gym often.

What do they bring to the table? - 2 of cups, ace of swords, page of wands, ace of pentacles, six of cups, The Tower, 7 of wands

To put it simply, they bring love, sex and a whole lot of fun. But this will be challenging for you, as you are not used to this type of energy. Significant zodiac signs are Scorpio, Sagittarius and Pisces. They bring in new opportunities and a new start romantically speaking. They bring in new experiences and that includes sexuality. They will help you reconnect with the past and make amends with it. They will help you heal your inner child and release trauma regarding intimacy. They will challenge you and push your buttons to get the best out of you. That is their way of showing you love. This is the type of person that will wake you up one morning and get you out of bed to work out with them, and gently scream at you positive affirmations while you’re working on that "summer body" you always wanted. They’ll show you how to have fun with life and explore all the hidden parts of you that you were burying because you were afraid of rejection. They’ll cut through your walls and uncover your masks for you so that you can finally get the happy ending that you deserve. They’ll be your knight in shining armor except that instead of saving you they’ll get you to save yourself. If you ever try to push them away, they’ll only come back stronger and needier. You won’t get rid of them easily.

[theladybrownstarot]

Can u suggest some good readers here for paid readings

Namaste 🍀 buddy,

I haven't purchased any reading from any reader Here but I since I have done exchanges then as per My experience there are some genuine readers who may suit you accordingly 😊

1 . @tarot-by-e11e - she is deep to very deep , informative , very intutive , affordable (you can customize your reading with options provided) , good accuracy and customer friendly.

2. @the-tarot-witch22 - Deep , to the point , engaging type of readings , affordable to expensive, fast with her readings, intutive , good accuracy and customer friendly.

3. @alphs-stuff - very affordable, accurate , not to deep , intutive , customer friendly , good for mediumship reading especially.

4. @casper-spills - affordable (budget friendly) , very deep , accuracy level is very good and customer friendly.

5. @bitchy-craft - very affordable, fast with her readings , refund policy available, accuracy is good , diverse options , medium to high depth (I haven't exchanged but energies are reassuring.) And customer friendly.

6. @crystallilytarot - Affordable, very fast with her readings, very good accuracy, medium to high depth of readings . (I legit love her readings you can go to her ♡) , very friendly and loving , simple readings that anyone would love .

7. @yourmoonmomma - best for astrology reading, good knowledge about tarot and astrology . ( I haven't exchanged again energies are reassuring) .

8. @thespirtualist25 - dedicated, serious , affordable, very accurate , reiki healing ( had a good experience with her) , friendly, loving, deep , fast with her readings.

These are my highly recommended readers ! I'm gonna open soon too I have to be there in your list boo !

[theawakenedstate]

5 Common Mistakes in Chakra Healing You Need to Avoid

Chakra healing is a powerful practice that can transform your life from the inside out. Let’s explore five common mistakes that many individuals make when it comes to chakra healing. Here’s How you can begin to enhance your Chakra Healing journey. I’m a big advocate for Consistency. Why? It not only helps me spiritually grow but it gets me results!

One area I’ve been consistent beyond spiritual practice has been my journey with the chakra Healing system. I’ve learned a lot over the years about how to properly understand energy work through Chakra Healing. 

However, just like any new ager out there, there are a lot of mistakes I’ve learned over the years. After 13-14 years on this healing path, I’ve personally refined my chakra strategy so I always get incredible results. 

I wanted to share some common mistakes that many people are making when it comes to energy work and the chakras that they might not be realizing. 

#5 is def my soap box I will admit LOL 

But In general – these are mistakes I’ve personally gone through and eventually realized there are stronger tools out there to help you heal easier. Likewise, in some cases even faster!

2 hour + somatic breathwork?  Not remotely Necessary when you’re dealing with the chakras. 

Here’s my tips and tricks on Chakra Healing to help you avoid these common Mistakes I see continuously in the spiritual community. 

Catch the full Episode on the Youtube or Season 3 of the Podcast: Awaken & Manifest your Best Life

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SUMMARY OF THE FIVE COMMON CHAKRA HEALING MISTAKES

1 – You’re Using Surface-Level Tools to Solve an Internal Problem

Ever caught yourself getting lost in a sea of crystals, essential oils, and sage, hoping they’ll magically fix your energy imbalances? While these tools are fantastic for boosting your vibes, they’re like the sparkly cherry on top. One common mistake in chakra healing is relying solely on surface-level tools like crystals and oils without going deeper into the root cause of energetic imbalances. While these tools can help aid in the process, (I call these amplifiers because they amplify the energy of that chakra) true healing occurs when we address the core issues within each chakra.

2 – Thinking That you ONLY need Yoga Asanas and Color Therapy

If you’ve been hanging your hopes on wearing specific colors, Eating certain foods or striking yoga poses to heal your chakras, hey, you’re not alone! Another misconception is the overemphasis on yoga asanas and color therapy as the primary methods for chakra healing. While these practices can complement healing, they should not overshadow the importance of addressing Your Beliefs behind your Mindset, Your Internal Programming, Emotional Health and internal energetic frequency for lasting transformation. It’s about balance, yo 😉

3 – Confusing Chakra Healing and Reiki as the same thing. Spoiler Alert: It’s not

 Reiki Healing and Chakra healing are completely different methods. It’s like comparing apples and oranges – both juicy and delicious, but with their unique flavors. While Reiki casts a broad energetic net for overall alignment, chakra healing zooms in like a laser beam on your individual energy centers. For Example, Reiki focuses more on healing the energetic field with symbols, chakra healing delves deep into individual energetic centers, providing a more targeted approach to addressing specific issues within the energy system. Chakra Healing also works specifically with your unique programming and Patterns that are looping in your nervous system.

4 – Listening to Sound Frequencies and Meditations to Heal – Yet Avoiding the inner work

Here’s the thing, sound frequencies and meditations can enhance your chakra healing journey, but they should not be the sole focus. It’s important to enhance these practices with adding internal work on Your Energetic Patterns. For Example, working on your Internal State of Consciousness surrounding your emotions, mindset, and habits to facilitate sustainable healing results.

5 – Only Focusing on Releasing and Clearing Work – Nothing Else.

Let’s chat about the shadow-side of healing – a vital but often overemphasized piece of the puzzle. While diving into your shadows is important, The real healing is when you empower your chakras. A key aspect of effective chakra healing is empowering the chakras through repatterning. This is the deep work we do inside The Ultimate Chakra Academy Simply releasing negative energies or even Shadow patterns is not enough; true healing occurs when we replace old patterns with new, empowering beliefs and behaviors.

Why are people not able to properly heal?

When we only do releasing work, we’re not actually shifting and changing the pattern. And what happens instead is it reverts. The entire pattern starts to revert and come back! Have you ever had that happen? This causes the entire script to change. (and maybe you lost money from that, all the same, right?)

Avoiding the Real Internal Work to Truly Heal

The hugest thing I want to emphasize here is you notice, all these mistakes aren’t actually working on your emotions or your patterns. They’re kind of, bypassing those emotions. Naturally, they’re energy tools, they help, but they’re not working with the emotion. If the tool does not work with the negative pattern or the emotion itself, Then it’s just like an amplifier. Instead, When we work with a Chakra, we’re opening up the Energy pattern that makes up your beliefs, emotions, actions, and even working on the habits that keep the pattern going.

We’re not looking at the actual programming itself. We’re not looking at the actual pattern or the framework of the pattern. We’re instead bypassing that and using different tools to try to access it. Chakra healing makes up a pattern. If you want to raise your vibe, heal, or manifest? Change the Energy Pattern, Change the Results.

In conclusion,

By avoiding these common mistakes and approaching chakra healing with an Empowering mindset, you can unlock the transformative power of this unique practice. Remember, true healing begins from within, and each step you take towards nurturing your chakras brings you closer to manifesting your best life. ✌️

P.S. Ready to enhance your chakra healing journey? Grab your Chakra Starter Kit for a look behind the scenes of Energy Vibrations, how to heal your Chakra Centers and my signature chakra detox Framework! Free access to sign up here:

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5 Common Mistakes in Chakra Healing You Need to Avoid

Chakra healing is a powerful practice that can transform your life from the inside out. Let’s explore five common mistakes that many individuals make when it comes to chakra healing. Here’s How you can begin to enhance your Chakra Healing journey. I’m a big advocate for Consistency. Why? It not only helps me spiritually grow […]

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Once the seven chakras have been purified ~ where 51% of our divine spiritual energy is able to flow through our system ~ the divine energy from the kundalini will rise, breaking the seven seals that have been placed over our seven chakras that have kept us veiled and bound by the duality of the 3rd dimension. Once the veils of amnesia/blocks are removed our higher/spiritual chakras will be activated, and we will continue to open and expand our being based on our commitment and level of dedication to our "spiritual practice". There are many, many chakras beyond the 7 ~ but it is the 7 primary chakras that are the rainbow bridge that connect our physical body to our Divine Spirit.

The best way to open and purify the seven chakras is through:

1. HEALING THE SHADOW AND EGO CONSCIOUSNESS

2. Meditation and Visualization

3. Energy work such as Pranic Healing, Reiki, DNA Theta, Cranial Sacral or any other energetic modality

4. Yoga, Qi Gong, Tai Chi or any kind of exercise will increase energy circulation through our chakra system and break up old stagnant blocks.

5. Allowing yourself to process through your emotions and feelings by "FEELING" them. Stored unprocessed feelings create blocks in the chakras that block the flow of divine energy.

6. Practicing Self Love and Oneness

7. Living an AUTHENTIC life.

8. Speaking Our Truth with words of LOVE.

9. Expressing Gratitude.

10. Channeling Creative Energies through art, dance, cooking, writing, singing etc....

11. Energy activations such as a Reiki Attunement, Deeksha, DNA Activation etc.....

I have read several teachings where people are saying ~ if you do not focus on your higher chakras, those above the seven ~ you will be limited and holding yourself back. However, from my perspective, the only way you could hold yourself back is if you don't do any spiritual work at all, and you choose to keep your self stuck in shadow and ego consciousness. In addition, the higher spiritual chakras simply will not open until the lower seven have been purified. Each chakra is a doorway or portal into higher consciousness and once they are understood, opened and cleared we move into a state of wholeness bringing our Spirit down into matter. Once this occurs, then we can focus on the higher ones and our spiritual self will continue to open and expand those that we are ready to have activated ~ based on our level of vibration.

If we get over zealous in our spiritual practice thinking we can skip over the building blocks of our spiritual expansion we may run into problems. It is kind of like a baby learning how to walk. First we must build up our muscles to lift ourselves up, then we begin to crawl, then we begin to walk and then we begin to run! We don't just come out of the womb ready to run....there are prerequisites and stages to our development and we want our spiritual expansion to be safe and GROUNDED. Too much too soon can be overwhelming.

During meditations and visualizations, AFTER you have spent time with the intention to clear your 7 chakras, you can connect with your HEART and CROWN space directly above your head. Send love to these areas and know that you are deeply loved and fully supported. The raising of divine spiritual energy from the root chakra ~ all the way up the spine ~ to the crown chakra requires PATIENCE, TRUST, FAITH and SELF PURIFICATION. Divine energy will rise at exactly the right time for each soul's journey. Your focused attention on meditation and the clearing of your chakras/energy fields, as well as, your desire to live a life of "good will" will activate your dormant kundalini energy to rise when your system has been adequately prepared. Please do not force the process.

[sidewalkchemistry]

Mindful Consumption 101 Challenge: Week 2✨🌍 | Holistic Leveling Up

🌼challenge overview🌼 week one day eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen

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Day 8: May 21: Chris Beat Cancer

+ Forgiveness Meditation

+ Malasana squat pose (5 min hold, x5)

Day 9: May 22: Our Consumer Society

+ Carl Jung NDE Guided Visualization meditation

+ Donkey Kicks (50 reps per leg, x3)

Day 10: May 23: The Next Black (The Future of Clothing)

+ Sleep Soul meditation

+ Bicep curls (5 min) and tricep extensions (5 min) - light weights (x3)

Day 11: May 24: The Medium is the Message

+ Full Body Reiki for Mindfulness & Grounding

+ Freestyle Dance Workout (25 min)

Day 12: May 25: How Herding Evolved into Capitalism, Slavery, Sexism, and more

+ Totality of Possibilities meditation

+ Alternate high knees (1 min) & mountain climbers (1 min), x10

Day 13: May 26: How Lucid Dreaming Really Works

+ Guided Meditation for Lucid Dreaming

+ Straight punches (20) and front kicks (4), as many rounds as you like

Day 14: May 27: Long Term Raw Vegan Looks Unbelievable @ 63 & Shares Her Secrets

+ Heal Your Body meditation

+ 115 squats

[jacobnordby]

'Spiritual’ Red Flags to watch out for (AND THEIR MEANINGS):

1: To 'hold space' for someone = To sit and stare at someone with emotional issues for an uncomfortable amount of time, then pat yourself on the back for basically doing nothing while your homie has a breakdown.

2: I'm in transition = I'm unemployed and totally fucking lost, so I have created an identity out of being an opportunist. Maybe you have some trim work for me or food? Or a trade? I do crystal readings!

3: I'm processing a lot of downloads from the Universe = I smoked too much DMT and can’t afford therapy. By pretending that my fragile brain is a sacred record keeper, I receive validation for speaking gibberish.

4: I'm a lightworker/empath = I am depressed and unstable and take zero responsibility for my own self-destructive tendencies, and need to focus on condescending your dark shit to avoid my own. (PS: I'll diagnose you as a narcissist)

5: I am a Reiki Master= I crave human contact, And this makes me feel less insecure than Tinder. I can cross personal physical boundaries with ease if I so choose, depending on what my client looks like, or I can think about random things while getting paid handsomely to hold my hands awkwardly over someone’s body.

6: You have an amazing Aura = I would love to bang you.

7: I am writing a travel blog = I don't want to go home, I no longer fit in: I never have. I don't know where I will end up, but I’d like to get paid to figure it out.

8: I'm not looking for a relationship/ only deep soul connections = I have commitment issues and fear of intimacy so I collect partners with compatible insecurities. I understand you will head off to Thailand soon anyways. “Bread-crumbing my love keeps me safe” is my mantra, while I dip my dick like a candlestick in every Shanti ratchet priestess in town.

9: 'Inner Goddess Within' workshops = An understanding of daddy Issues and a way to overdevelop the masculine side to protect the little girl within. Helping participants to surrender to the bias that all men are shit ( all of this for a nominal fee). The level 2 masterclass will teach you how to galactivate your man’s scrotum chakra enough to make him forget that you pay for bullshit workshops with his harvest money.

10: A guru = Someone who has overstepped the threshold of self-development into supreme egotism and found a niche market. Carries a flute and has a name you can't pronounce (though his driver's license says Steve) and chants words he doesn’t understand. But interesting tattoos...right?

11. A shaman = see above.

12: Worshipping the Beloved = Classic scenario where a cluster B personality type convinces you at a festival that you are their twin flame, lost for centuries in the ether. If you have never been loved by your primary caregivers, this is paradise on earth as your fear of abandonment gets spanked with a mala on the magical, mystery tour of self-deception.

13: In the flow = I never commit to anything, especially plans to do anything with anyone, so that I can completely flake out and not take any responsibility for it; ie I didn’t pay my phone bill this month.

14: Co-creating a retreat/gathering = my borderline personality friends and I have exhausted all other means of making an honest income, and have decided instead to use our social media clout (aka naked buttcheeks) to radically overcharge a too-large group of saps for 2-14 days of mediocre vegan food, awkward group encounters, and real-world-style sexual politics.

15; Substance Free Event = Powder drugs are fine but if you bring alcohol, we’ll judge the shit out of you. Tobacco’s cool if you snort it and call it "ceremony" or roll your own.

16: Speaking My Truth = I reserve the right to be an asshole in this conversation and you must honour it, regardless of how deep my delusion may be. I’ll probably use this phrase every time I don’t want to be called out for my phone bullshit, because it’s all perspective man...

(Author Unknown)

[ressu-rection]

💖 REIKI! 💖

After meditating one night and the lightbulb suddenly going off telling me “hey, you should start practicing reiki” I decided to start this journey. I’ve been listening to reiki videos for some time now, gotten adjustments from friends and have been doing the dry bathing technique almost every day and I guess it was just time.

Now I never really plan on practicing reiki on a living person other than myself, if a friend needs it then I’ll probably do it in the future but mostly I’m geared towards myself and if my husband is ever up to it and other spirits to help them along.

This is probably gonna be controversial as hell but it’s my journey and it’s working so far so fuck it after doing my own studying on reiki level 1 and being currently without the option of spending my funds on a living reiki master to initiate me, I just went to one that isn’t alive and a previous guide of mine - Yeshua (Jesus).

I got all my things in order, wrote all my notes, studied all the things for Reiki level 1 and spent a decent minute formulating a proper prayer to submit my request for him, sat down and offered the prayer only for him to go “strong no” with the 9 of cups in reverse.

Staring at this card I uttered out a hesitant, drawn out “wwhhyy?”

Ace of pentacles pops out upright. I got the jist but I wanted to clarify with a message. Death upright.

“It’s already been done, hasn’t it?”

“Yes”

Very anticlimactic, I had missed my moment that had been slipped in somewhere by probably one of my guides or missed it in the translation of one of their announcements of my accomplishments. I’m guessing it happened sometime around the time where all my guides started departing from my path. (If any of you remember my old bio, that’s why they aren’t there anymore lol)

Reiki full treatment #1

Figuring I’d start off properly this time with a little less spiritual jackassery and more discipline, I started the first of the 4 full attunements that are recommended. I don’t know if I need these honestly but it ain’t gonna hurt and I’d like to do things properly for once.

The first time around I barely felt my palms heat up, it was subtle but it was there. Instead of spending 3 to 5 minutes on each spot, my intuition felt it was adequate to first spend 5 full breaths on each position until i felt it was only needed to do 3 full breaths before moving to the next spot.

I put on some meditation music, no crying, no tears, I just imagined my body filling with source energy and I felt lighter and overall more aligned when it was completed. My posture struggled with these positions but I just continued even tho I felt like a breaking pretzel and succumbed to slouching.

Reiki full treatment #2

Ah yes, here we get some action. I felt my palms get warm during the opening prayer and my posture was significantly improved, I barely remembered the breathing technique Yeshua taught me back in the day and all I could remember was breathing in “so” and “mah”. I tried googling it and it wasn’t accurate but it worked cuz it got me breathing deeply so a win is a win. (Tho I plan on going through a search to attempt to find it again.) I got to my throat chakra and started crying. I was guided to spend another couple of breaths longer on that chakra before moving down. The only other trouble spot being the sacral chakra in the back but didn’t bring up any emotion like the throat chakra.

I felt far more influenced after getting done with this session, walking through mild disorientation to get the water that I had neglected to provide for myself before I started (try to remember that if you can, it’s very important lol)

I didn’t expect such a drastic difference between the first and the second and I’m looking forward to the other half 💖🥂

[dreamnreminisce]

PAC: What’s Blocking You from Loving Yourself? 💕 *⚠️: There’s a trigger warning in this reading so be aware of this if you are ready to read this.*

Choose a Number: 1, 2, or 3

Choose a pile and see what is blocking you from loving yourself fully. Take what resonates; leave what doesn’t… 😊

1 - You may have a scarcity mindset - can be about finances, but also your inner worth and value. You may be comparing yourself to others who might have it all together, and Spirit want you to be yourself fully. Don’t let your eyes deceive you. If you feel that your finances are not working out, take a re-route and find a solution that will help you in the long run. Also, be aware of how you are handling your money - watch out for excess spending and other people who may be around you for only monetary gain and not for love. Pay attention to a few days or weeks - something significant will happen. 💰

2 - I have 2 messages here! One - you may still be holding on to any kind of abuse or trauma from your past (particularly sexual abuse). Two - You have to be careful with being around partners who only want you for sex. They could be abusive and narcissistic and you have to take care of yourself. Know that you will be able to overcome this if you are willing to take that step. Try to find connections, whether if it is sexual or romantic, that are mutually compatible and beneficial for your overall health. ❤️‍🔥

3 - Spirit wants you to be patient and wait until the time is right. You have this anxiety and fear that love will never come towards you. You could have this jealous energy of seeing people who might have someone. You keep doing this will make your manifestation coming in slowly or delayed. Spirit wants to not focus on your love life right now and just relax. Go out and have some fun like going on a vacation or taking care of yourself in general. Everything will happen at the right place at the right time. ⏳

Deck: Mama Magical Oracle by @magicalflowerstarot (IG) - www.magicalflowerstarot.com

Let me know which pile you chose and if it resonates.

[skye-yoga-blog]

Reiki Level 2

WORKSHOP DATES 2023

May 14-2023

June 4-2023

July 23-2023

August 6-2023

Sharing of Reiki I experiences- Definition and meaning of symbols-Practice with symbols-Room preparation with symbols-Advanced Reiki Techniques-Level II attunement- explanation of client documentation- and practicing Reiki on others. All students will receive certification upon completion of the class through Skye-Yoga

Prerequisite: Reiki Level 1

Duration: 1 Day

Reiki Level 2 prepares the student for the use of Reiki energy, for self

and others benefit, to assist in relieving ailments utilizing Reiki

symbols and special techniques.

COURSE CURRICULUM LEVEL II

How to send Reiki at a distance, which can be used for past, present and future issues

A guided relaxing meditation

Reiki Level 2 attunement, a special process that allows individual connectivity with the Reiki source using Reiki symbols

A review of 'Hayashi Healing Guide' and 'Japanese Reiki Techniques: Gassho Meditation, Byosen Scanning, Kenyoku, Koki-ho, Jachi-Kiri- Joka-ho, Gyoshi-ho and Enkaku Chiryo

A demonstration and practice on How to utilize Dr. Usui's technique using the Three Pillars of Reiki

A demonstration and practice on How Reiki symbols facilitate to balance the chakras and harmonize the aura

A demonstration and practice on How to provide a complete Reiki a session for self and others using Reiki symbols

Reiki hand positions to treat oneself and others

How to utilize Reiki 2 symbols with bio-energy

A Certificate of Achievement is issued after course completion

Hours are 12 am - 5 pm, which includes a lunch break.

You can stay in, or go to nearby Restaurants or Diners.

A Certificate is rewarded upon completion of the course.

WORKSHOP DATES 2023

March 5-2023

April 2-2023

May 14-2023

June 4-2023

July 23-2023

Sharing of Reiki I experiences- Definition and meaning of symbols-Practice with symbols-Room preparation with symbols-Advanced Reiki Techniques-Level II attunement- explanation of client documentation- and practicing Reiki on others. All students will receive certification upon completion of the class through Skye-Yoga

Prerequisite: Reiki Level 1

Duration:    1 Day

Reiki Level 2 prepares the student for the use of Reiki energy, for self 

and others benefit, to assist in relieving ailments utilizing Reiki 

symbols and special techniques. 

COURSE CURRICULUM LEVEL II

How to send Reiki at a distance, which can be used for past, present and future issues

A guided relaxing meditation

Reiki Level 2 attunement, a special process that allows individual connectivity with the Reiki source using Reiki symbols

A review of 'Hayashi Healing Guide' and 'Japanese Reiki Techniques': Gassho Meditation, Byosen Scanning, Kenyoku, Koki-ho, Jachi-Kiri- Joka-ho, Gyoshi-ho and Enkaku Chiryo

A demonstration and practice on How to utilize Dr. Usui's technique using the Three Pillars of Reiki

A demonstration and practice on How Reiki symbols facilitate to balance the chakras and harmonize the aura

A demonstration and practice on How to provide a complete Reiki session for self and others using Reiki symbols

Reiki hand positions to treat oneself and others

How to utilize Reiki 2 symbols with bio-energy

A Certificate of Achievement is issued after course completion

Hours are 12 am  - 5 pm, which includes a lunch break.

You can stay in, or go to nearby Restaurants or Diners.

A Certificate is rewarded upon completion of the course. 

[reikicoursesau]

Importance of Joining Reiki Master Attunement Class!

Experienced teachers of Reiki master attunement classes provide vital resources and guidance for learning powerful and transformative Reiki healing techniques. The people in this group have not only accomplished the art of Reiki, but they also can guide and help others through their own Reiki journeys.

An expert Reiki level 2 attunement master can foster a secure and supportive learning atmosphere in which learners are motivated and supported to use their intuitive abilities. 

Experienced Reiki masters are well-versed in Reiki's history, philosophy, and concepts. They also have an excellent grasp of how energies work, specifically how to channel, direct, and perform Reiki healing.

Importance of Master Class of Reiki Attunement:

The master class in Reiki attunement is essential in the practice of the holistic healing approach of Reiki. 

Masters of Reiki healing process, teach master attunement, the sacred initiation that aligns practitioners with higher frequencies of healing energy, strengthening their connection to the universal life force. 

This advanced session needs to be learned by only skilled teachers because here people learn how to channel and transmit Reiki energy more effectively, promoting spiritual growth and improving intuitive abilities. 

Furthermore, expert Reiki masters provide the information and symbols required to attune others, allowing learners to become their conduits for healing. 

This lesson inspires a sense of accountability, mindfulness, and compassion in practitioners, enabling learners to make major contributions to their own and others' well-being.

Why Learn Reiki from Experts Only?

Generally, not only Reiki but also any course must be learned by experts to understand the concept and how it can be useful for others. Now, when talking about Reiki, there are many phrases to learn the holistic healing therapy. 

Some experts in the Reiki healing process in Melbourne, teach basics to master attunement classes that include self-Reiki, sacred symbols, and healing activities.

They teach to allow the free flow of life force energy for increased vitality and overall well-being. Their healing therapy using energy shifting helps an individual's body handle stress and achieve deep relaxation. They can teach how to calm and control the mind over positive and negative ideas, eliminate negativity, and lessen the physical and mental impacts of stress.

Additionally, attunement classes teach balance and cleanse chakras, and encourage healthy energy circulation throughout the body, which is necessary for physical, emotional, and spiritual harmony.

Meanwhile, people should visit the masters to learn Reiki attunement to join a meaningful transforming journey with proper knowledge and expertise.

Source

[carolinayourspiritmaster]

Today is the first Bandcamp Friday of the year – that means that for any purchases made on BC on this day, BC waives their fees, and us creators get all revenue (yay!).

For people like me, who are building a business from scratch, and who are the only providers in their home, it does make a difference. So, to invite you to support my work there, either by making a purchase or just by sharing my work, I have just added a new subliminal audio to our collection: Body Healing.

The Body Healing Audio Subliminal has been created to generate cellular regeneration, strengthen your self-healing abilities, elevate the vibration of your 3 base chakras (Muladhara, Svadhisthana, and Manipura), and reduce pain and stress levels. This subliminal also contains a charging of Reiki Healing, of which I am a certified Level 2 Master.

Visit my Bandcamp store at the link below!

[creature-wizard]

It happened to run into a post of yours about the 5D ascension symptoms and no I'm not here to support that, but I have to say that it is actually possible for certain symptoms to be related to etheric, energetic, metaphysical changes. I had a 1st level reiki attunement, nothing happened during the attunement to me but after a day or 2 I have to say I felt a bit odd, as if I had a cold , but I was actually fully capable of doing everyday tasks , no runny nose, fever , coughing nothing. Everything stopped out of a sudden same as it started.

It's unlikely for every individual on the planet to feel any " symptom" because your , whatever you want to call it, energy body , etheric, astral whether body , needs a big and huge amount of energy to change in some way. I don't believe in these " downloads " and I find this beliefs harmful because someone can dismiss important health issues by thinking they are evolving spiritualy ( but they didn't do anythingat all ), yet I believe your energy, if affected in a positive way can create some " new sensations " in the body.

You can go on and disagree with me or hate me for supporting something that resembles new age beliefs. I know what happened to me, the reiki master assured me I'm ok, and I even went to the doctor, had a covid test only to be told I'm paranoid because absolutely everything is fine with me.

Okay, so.

First of all, there is no way to be sure of whether your symptoms had anything to do with your reiki attunement a couple of days prior. Correlation is not causation. Without proper control and monitoring, there's no way of knowing whether it was the reiki attunement, or whether it was something else - perhaps a mild delayed allergic reaction to something like incense or hand lotion, for example.

Secondly, there is no evidence that spiritual energy actually exists in the particular ways New Agers tend to describe it. It's one thing use words like "energy" or "vibe" in a kind of non-literal sense while also acknowledging that you genuinely don't actually know for sure the nature of what you're working with. It's another thing to insist they are literally electromagnetic energies without doing anything to scientifically demonstrate this.

Third, you say that New Agers who think they're "downloading" DNA upgrades aren't actually doing anything, but this isn't always true. Yes, there are the ones who believe that they don't have anything because solar flares or Schumann resonances or whatever will automatically "upgrade" them, but many New Agers practice meditation and "connecting to source energy." In New Age beliefs, source energy is basically the highest and most powerful form of energy there is. The thing here is, people have been "connecting to source energy" for years and experiencing these so-called "ascension symptoms," but not a single person has ever ascended to 5D.

[elysian-noctuary]

Takuma Ino bio

“ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴡᴀʏ ɪꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ. ᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴅɪʀᴛʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴊᴜᴊᴜᴛꜱᴜ ꜱᴏʀᴄᴇʀʏ. ʙᴜᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴍᴀʀᴛᴇꜱᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ, ꜱᴏ ɪᴛ’ꜱ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɢᴜʀᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ. ꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴡʜʏ ᴡʜᴇɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ, ɪ ᴀꜱᴋ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ, ‘ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ ᴅᴏ?’"

THINGS / ASKS / HC / THREADS / MUSINGS / WIKI

BASICS

Name: Takuma Ino

Nickname(s): TBA

Age: 21

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 190 lbs

Species: Human

Sex and pronouns: Male, he/him

Birthday: November 27th (Sagittarius)

Orientation: Bisexual (femme preference)

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

Ino is a young man of average height with disheveled brown hair usually kept under his signature ski-mask rolled up into a beanie-type hat. Hidden by his hair, Ino has a scar going across the left side of his forehead. He wears a wide-collared black sweatshirt and matching black pants tucked into his high-topped sneakers.

PERSONALITY

Takuma Ino is a genuine and cheerful person with a more positive outlook on things than most jujutsu sorcerers. He doesn't believe he's the smartest person around and has a lot of respect for Nanami. Whenever Ino finds himself in a tough situation, he asks himself what would Nanami do.

Ino believes it's important to proceed through life doing things the right way, especially with dirty work like being a jujutsu sorcerer. This is a large part of Ino's honor code, so much so that he refuses to advance to grade 1 without Nanami's approval.

Ino is very young for a sorcerer and gives off a little brother type of vibe, so everyone tends to help him out. When he's around people younger than himself, he has a tendency to show off his jujutsu knowledge and maturity.

When it was time for Ino to step up and lead on Nanami's behalf, he was honored to have someone else rely on him. He took looking after Yuji and Megumi seriously and embraced the leadership role wholeheartedly. In spite of the risk, Ino's positive attitude and optimism helped hype up his team in anticipation for their dangerous mission to rescue Satoru Gojo.

ABILITIES AND POWERS

Overall Skill: Ino is a grade 2 jujutsu sorcerer but his rank does not reflect his true skill level. According to Nanami, Ino could easily become a semi-grade 1 sorcerer if he chose to. He is an exceptional combatant with a very potent cursed technique.

Expert Hand-to-Hand Combatant: Ino outclassed an average level curse user in close combat with no issues. However, he caught on to his opponent's plan too late, allowing Granny Ogami to outmaneuver him and activate her Séance Technique. After her grandson shapeshifted into Toji Fushiguro, Ino proved no match in terms of physical prowess.

High Cursed Energy: As a professional sorcerer, Ino possesses high cursed energy levels and has been trained to manipulate his power efficiently. When activating his innate technique, Ino's entire body is coated in surging cursed energy. He can use cursed energy to reinforce his body for close combat at the same time as his technique. Additionally, Ino is capable of sensing other individual's cursed energy fairly well.

CURSED TECHNIQUE

Auspicious Beasts Summon is activated when Ino hides his face by covering it with his mask, turning himself into a spiritual medium. This allows Ino to summon and use the abilities of four auspicious beasts: Kaichi, Reiki, Kirin, and Ryu.

Kaichi: Auspicious Beast number one. Summons a horn with a spiral pattern on it. Can be fired as a projectile cloaked in cursed energy that won't stop until it hits its target.

Reiki: Auspicious Beast number two. Covers Ino's body in cursed water that can be used to cushion him from danger and/or increases his overall mobility.

Kirin: Auspicious Beast number three. Effectively causes intracerebral doping, which nullifies Ino's own sense of pain. However, it also drains his stamina, causing him to become extremely tired but unable to sleep at the same time. Once Kirin has been summoned and the technique completes, Ino becomes immobile for some time.

Ryu: Auspicious Beast number four. Little is known about this one currently. The move was interrupted when he used it against the revived Toji Zenin. Up to that point, nobody had ever survived to tell the tale after fighting Ryu... according to Ino.

CURSED TOOL

Nanami's Blunt Sword: A cursed tool originally used by Kento Nanami, resembling a blunt sword wrapped in a cloth with a splattered black dot design. After his death, it was used by Ino during the battle against Sukuna. It has been imbued with Nanami's Ratio Technique, allowing Ino to enhance the power of his strike by dividing his target with lines and hitting the weak spot at the ratio point of seven to three. It was also durable enough to withstand a kick from Sukuna.

BACKSTORY

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TRIVIA

Takuma's surname has the Nanori reading for "wild boar" (猪, i) and the Kun reading for "field, wilderness" (野, no). His given name has the Jinmeiyo kanji and Go-on reading for "to polish, to cultivate one's skill" (琢, taku) and the Kun reading for "truth, genuine" (真, ma).

Takuma is always getting help from others because of his little-brother vibe.

Takuma really respects Kento Nanami after accompanying him on a mission.

Takuma hopes that he'll get Nanami's watch as a hand-me-down one day.

According to Jujutsu Kaisen Official Fanbook:

Enrollment method: Family lineage.

His hobby is attending drinking parties.

Favorite food: Deep-fried horse mackerel.

Least favorite food: Pickled dish.

Cause of stress: None.

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

ugh just remembered when I was in that useless fucking social services job hunting workshop.... and the presenter, when she called me for my resume consult basically told me I was liar when I had the usual complaint that "oh just about EVERY entry level job where I am is DEMANDING that I have anywhere between 2 to 5 years experience already before applying"... and instead of confirming that is the problem with the job market today, she instead condescended to me saying "oh no honey that's bc they're HIGH LEVEL admin jobs demanding that and NOT ENTRY LEVEL. learn to read."

actually, no, sandra (not her real name). they're NOT high-level jobs. they're run of the mill front desk reception or call centre jobs, which are also basic data entry jobs.... that only 20 years ago (probably) would've been a walk-in off the street and be employed tomorrow thing, or NO experience needed, we'll train you!" type shit if you applied online.

now these positions are DEMANDING 2 to 5 years experience AND sometimes a combined traineeship for 1-2 years in business admin, pr that you ALREADY have the tafe cert III in business admin, bc they don't want you wasting time studying or waste their time training you. that's why I keep applying for traineeships bc half of these positions already come with one, or "the chance to take on a traineeship" which means, "we'll make you do it anyway and not reduce your workload to accommodate study time". if the job is advertised as a full-time position without the traineeship attached in the title (like a junior admin officer job or something that i've applied for at a local lawyer before).

just. I hated how dismissive this woman was all around. I know I should probs complain tk social services about her, but idk if anything would actually happen. and plus she'd be all like "oh everyone else in that class loved me, why don't you? just keep vibrating at 70htz in loathing and resentment and GET NO OPPORTUNITIES EVER bc of that. why did my teaching not get the IMPORTANCE of vibrating at 500htz ie. LOVE AND PEACE AND ACCEPTANCE is the ONLY thing that'll give you abundance and opportunities, through to you????"

uh maybe bc I see job hunting as a practical thing and not all the batshit reiki shit that I like in asmr for entertainment.... and the vision board mumbo jumbo of self-help internet is great coming from youtubers like Anna akana.... but NOT in a jobhunting working shop.... where you're guilting people about this mumbo jumbo is exactly why they'll never employed ever again. and esp since my old workplace tried to fire me for "ruining the positive family vibe of this workplave bc you rolled your eyes at me twice and are sarcastic from time to time 😥" during my performance meeting in November 2022. so obvs, I'll refuse to take that side of it seriously.

anyway my point was originally that im pissed of that this woman insisted that entry level jobs that are advertising 2 to 5 years experience aren't "entry level jobs, they're high level." when she was posed as an "employment expert" for this course.

no. they're NOT high-level jobs the bulk of the time. they're fucking run of the mill data entry which really only requires minimum skills in microsoft office and admin etc and a professional phone manner etc.... but instead they're asking for 2-5 years experience and intermediate to advanced microsoft office skills (or google suite etc) bc they want the applicant to do 25 jobs in place of 7 different people. which is shit I should be able to do with an arts degree. you're the one who really knows nothing.

but instead they want to drag me through another whole ass certificate 3 course and ANOTHER traineeship bc apparently an arts degree and a years worth of actual solid office experience isn't enough to man phones, do data entry, do front office reception and whatever dumbass shit "done with minimal supervision superhero" tasks they write in the job description on seek et al