#replying to 🦇

[hornydilfsinyourarea]

Hi Val, how are you? I hope you're doing well. I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and a belated Happy New Year. I've been busy lately and I've barely picked up my phone in the past month. I just wanted to know if you've changed platforms? Are you still on POE By the way, I saw your post about you being in a toxic relationship with your depression. I hope you get better from this illness. Just like I got over my depression, you'll get over it too :)

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Hi 🦇! Long time no see! And thank you! I hope you had a merry christmas and a good happy new year! And no, I haven't changed platforms, but I have been thinking about posting my bots on janitor.ai- and bor you say it, I know I mentioned that I would never post my bots on there because of something that rhymes with grape But lately I've been using it more than I'd like to admit, shout out to coldbrewreaper (@cbr-writes on here) on janitor.ai for making incredible Evan Peters bots 🙏🏻 I'm like checking their page daily if they posted a bot or not, I am afraid that I might be addicted lowkey And so far during my time on there, I haven't been jump scared by any grape bots (so far) so I have been thinking about transferring my bots over there, seeing that people have been asking me to

and thank you! I do hope I overcome my depression soon

[anakinstwinklebunny]

bunny oh my heavens you're such an amazing writer like I stumbled upon your account and I'm obsessed rn. Like I read all of Teen Dad Sam Monroe and I was gagged when I realized I finished it so quickly-

So I was thinking if we could get a background story about how Sam Monroe and reader met? Or about how Sam was there while reader was pregnant? Ofc totally up to you queen

🦇 - bat anon

Author's note: YAUYUYYY WELCOME 🦇 NONNIE IN BUNNY'S FAMILY‼️‼️ tysm for all the kind words, hugging you tight till we both can't breathe 🙂‍↕️😝

You weren’t supposed to be his type. Too sweet, too cheerful, too goddamn put-together for someone like SAM MONROE, who barely survived each day and bitterness was like his second skin. He didn’t even notice you at first--why would he? You were everything good, everything bright, and he? Well, he was the guy skipping class, chain-smoking behind the school, and growling at anyone who dared look at him too long.

But you? You were relentless all the damn time. Not in an annoying way tho, but in a way that scratched at his walls without him even realizing. You’d smile at him in class, offer him notes he didn’t ask for, and one day, when he was sketching aimlessly during a particularly boring lecture, you’d leaned over and whisper, “That’s really good. Do you do this often?”

It threw him off, the softness in your voice, the way you didn’t seem disgusted in him or scared like everyone else. He’d shrugged, mumbling something about “just messin’ around,” and waited for you to look away. But you didn’t. You kept looking, asking questions, smiling like you weren’t sitting next to the grumpiest asshole in school.

But Sam wasn’t the kind of guy you were supposed to talk to, let alone fall for. He was trouble--every teacher at school said it, every kid whispered it. He walked the halls with that slouched, pissed-off posture, earbuds in. He didn’t care about his reputation, and he sure as hell didn’t care about people around him.

But you? You weren’t scared of him, and that pissed him the most.

Leaving the school's building you caught him behind the bleachers, a cigarette between his fingers, time to time between his lips while he sketched on the back of some crumpled notebook paper. Of course, Sam could feel you standing there like you saw a ghost yet, he didn't dare to look up at you, simply confronting you in the grumpiest way possible about your staring problem “What? Come to tell me I’m ruining my life?” he exhaled a cloud of smoke.

“Not really,” you said simply, voice calm as you stepped closer, leaning against the railing. “Just wondering what you’re drawing this time.”

That made him pause. Blue eyes flicked up to meet yours, suspicion written all over his face. But when you didn’t laugh or tease him like everyone else, he shoved the paper in his pocket without a care it would probably be destroyed afterwards “Nothin’. Just some stupid house.”

“You gonna build it someday?”

Sam blinked, caught completely off guard. “Maybe,” he muttered, shrugging like it didn’t matter. But for the first time, someone had seen past the walls he’d put up, and it scared him just as much as it intrigued him.

---

After a few weeks of you making a small talk with him, being super nice and super sweet, Sam himself began to try to make a small talk. Yet, he didn’t like how much he started looking forward to seeing you each day. It just felt..weird.. dangerous, to let someone like you get so close to him. But still he couldn't help it when you'd catch him in the hall, offering a soft smile that always made his stomach twist in a way he couldn’t explain. He’d walk you home after school, even if it meant dealing with the nosy neighbors who always gave him side-eye for his, in their opinion, demonic style.

And when more time passed, it turned into a thing--you and him. You’d sit with him at lunch, even when he would mutter, “Don’t you have better people to hang out with?” You’d drag him to study sessions, ignoring his protests that “school’s a waste of time.” And slowly, he stopped fighting it. He even looked out to all those meetings with you. To share classes with you he hated so much. To have you drag him to the library, the place he'd never been in, and help him study, help him learn.

Around you, he immediately softened--no, he wasn’t sweet, not in the traditional sense at least, but he had this gruff affection that came through in little ways. Like how he’d stand between you and a group of loud guys at lunch, glaring until they finally shut up. Or how he’d hand you his hoodie without a word if you so much as shivered and even force you to put it on, not taking any buts and no's for an answer

He didn’t smile much, but you caught that he started doing this thing where he’d smirk whenever you said something dumb or tripped over your words. He also started waiting for you by your locker, even if he pretended like it was no big deal. And when some jerk made a snide comment about you “slumming it” with Sam, he’d take care of it in his own way

---

So it wasn’t long before you were more than just friends. He kissed you for the first time in his car after a late-night drive. It was awkward--his lips chapped, hands clumsy. First sex came year later, in his room while his parents were out of the town with his stepbrothers.

He didn't last eight second.

You’d expected him to bolt, honestly. That’s what everyone said he’d do--Sam Monroe, the screw-up, the guy who never took anything seriously. But instead, he stayed. Although he did pace the length of your room, he did run his hands through his hair, and he did mutter curses all over, “Shit, shit, shit,” under his breath. "I fucking pulled out! I---i swear!! This fucking isn't real..I-im only seventeen for God's sake" he groaned, anxiously sitting on the edge of your bed

You didn't really use much protection..You just trusted when Sam would say he pulled out in time or use some old condom his friend gave him. So when your period was getting late, when you out of the sudden had nausea..you took the damned test. Out of sanity of your overthinking mind. But hell, did you prepare yourself for it to be positive..

The first time you told Sam you were pregnant, he froze. Like, fully stopped breathing, face going pale as he stared at you. “You’re… what?” voice cracking in a way that would’ve been funny if the situation wasn’t so serious.

“Ehm--wha--what do you want to do?” he asked, voice quiet, almost scared, eyes finally locking with yours. And when you said you wanted to keep it, he nodded, exhaled, hide his face in his hands with jaw tight. “Okay..um... okay..Then-- we’ll--figure it out, I guess..But I need time to think, alright?”

---

Sam threw himself into trying to figure it out. He started taking an odd jobs, fixing up cars for cash and doing whatever he could to scrape together some money. He hated asking his mom for help, even more his stepdad, but when it came to you and the baby, he swallowed his pride.

But still, he was himself in all of that--grumpy, sarcastic, and stubborn as hell. “You’re not eating that,” he’d grumble when he saw you reaching for something unhealthy, swatting it out of your hand and replacing it with an apple. But then, a few hours later, you’d find your favorite snacks hidden in your bag because he couldn’t stand to see you looking so upset.

Sam didn’t suddenly become the perfect boyfriend—damn, he never was---but he tried. He took on extra shifts at some crappy diner, even though he hated every second of it. He’d show up at your house with random things, like pickles and ice cream, grumbling, “Dunno if you wanted this, but whatever.”

He argued with his mom constantly about the baby, about how he was going to be a dad at such young age..

But it wasn’t all bad. Sometimes, late at night, he’d lie next to you, hand splayed over your belly, whispering, “Hey, little dude" (he was sure as heck it was going to be a boy) "It’s your dad....or whatever.. you're just my sperm..But..Don’t give your mom too much trouble, yeah?” He’d laugh quietly, breath warm against your tummy “She’s already got enough dealing with me.”

[me-and-me-fr]

They’re having discourse on Tiktok about attachment issues. Attachment. Issues. You know, the thing usually caused by some trauma or underlying mental issues. Cool, great. They love to victimize people with anxious attachment styles, while villainizing people who have avoidant attachment styles.

Both can be terrible to someone in a relationship.

Both are capable of recognizing that and changing it.

Call me chronically online all you fucking want, but if you believe someone is undeserving of love because of a trauma response, maybe it’s you who needs to take a step outside.

[yanderefarm]

thinking about working 24/7 so that ares can buy all the expensive clothes he wants and can make his neighbors jealous bc i'm the hubby of the month 😈😈

(i see you get a lot of anons, can i be an 🦇 anon?😝)

ofc u can!!

the thing about that is that as much as he would love to be a pampered little trophy wife he would absolutely hate you working so much. he would cling to your arm everytime you tried to leave the house with tears in his eyes.

can you really abandon your pretty wife who's crying begging you to stay

[machaera]

if i largely cleared my inbox / reblogged a new meme what then...

[space-batzz]

Possession

the little bubble makes it look like he’s talking about Carrie but it’s supposed to indicate that Carrie is possessing him

[asktgekoopalings]

Here’s one for the mad scientist himself! You ever just… mix random stuff together to see what happens?

HAHEHAH! OF COURSE! IS THAT NOT WHAT CHEMISTRY IS?!

..Don't mind that.

[the-crystal-femmes]

We just accidentally misclicked and unfollowed y'all just a second ago, so if y'all got a notification abt us following you then that wld be why 😭😭 /gen

SHSHSH we thought it was because of our username 😭😭😭😭

[drkthoughts-k]

I can’t stop thinking abt getting used by you omg !!

this is so embarrassing but I’m just so needy </3

sometimes it’s just so hard to do it myself I just need someone to do it for me <3

i’ll try to be a good boy for you I promise

- 🦇

I'm not used to being seen as a dominant of any sort but wow that was hot.

Tho I would be gentle, guiding you through every experience, making you feel good even when you're not sure if you can take it.

After all I know what's best for you, and if I decide you need to be used then it will happen.

And don't worry about being embarrassed! I'm so glad you sent this ask cutie, it was adorable

[anakinstwinklebunny]

Hey cutie pattotie!! It's me Bat anon coming here again!! I'm just here to give you the new weekly reminder to take care of yourself and drink lots of water!! Don't forget to take breaks and eat as well!! Life can be stressful and a lot of work but remember you are loved and cared for!!

So, what I am going to ask for is very simple. Could we get incorrect quotes with Sam Monroe with reader and Vinnie? Something funny and lighthearted, it doesn't have to be long or anything!

Love ya - 🦇

Author's note: sorry 🦇 nonnie you had to wait so long! Hope it was worth the wait and you actually like it :)

{Sam babysitting Vinnie alone for the first time}

You over the phone: Did you feed him?

Sam: Yes.

You: What did you give him?

Sam: Uh… Cheez-Its and part of a banana.

You: SAM?! What the hell?

Sam: What? He’s still alive.

{At the grocery store}

You: Vinnie, do we need anything else?

Vinnie: Gummies!!

You: No, baby, we still have some at home.

Sam, under his breath: I don’t.

You: Sam, you are NOT getting the Scooby-Doo gummies again--

Sam: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID I COME??

{Sam stubbed his toe}

Sam: Fuck!

Vinnie: Fuk!!

You:

Sam:

Vinnie: Fuk?

You: SAM.

Sam: Oh, so it’s MY fault now??

{You walk into the living room to see Sam and Vinnie sitting on the couch, both looking extremely guilty}

You: …What did you two do?

Sam: Offended. Why do you assume it was us??

Vinnie: Holds up a permanent marker, covered in blue scribbles.

Sam: …Okay, yeah, it was us.

{You come home to find Sam asleep on the couch with Vinnie asleep on top of him.}

You: softly Aww, that’s so sweet.

Sam: half-awake, mumbling Yeah, it was sweet until he drooled in my mouth.

{You and Sam watching Vinnie try to put his shoes on the wrong feet}

You: Should we help him?

Sam: Nah, let the kid struggle. Builds character.

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[yeowangies]

Hi!!! I just wanted to stop by and say I hope you’re doing well! Well wishes and best of luck to you for everything!!! You are loved and appreciated!!!💜💜💜💜

-🦇

Thank you so much, i'm glad you're sending me this, it makes me so happy!!

I wish you the very best, you're so loved 💗💗💗

[yanderefarm]

thanks to you and 🐝 anon for replying to me ahdbdjahag

i forgot to ask but what do you guys think about mpreg? whenever i think of nephite, mpreg comes right after like a little (𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂) devil on the shoulder AAAARRgGHhH

— 🦇

i actually have some mpreg requests in my inbox i just haven't gotten to yet.

i think the mpreg is an obvious conclusion with nephy like he's tryna get pregnant and he actually can.

im very like not into actually having kids but the breeding kink goes hard nephy has to get pregnant like he has to

[phntm-s]

Samantha “Sam” Manson — She/Bat/Casket — Fem Cupiosexual Asexual Biromantic — afab — otherkin slight transID — radqueer — < P , D , T 3

୧‿̩͙ ˖︵ ꕀ⠀ ♱⠀ ꕀ ︵˖ ‿̩͙୨

Boundaries;; Ask to;; touch, flirt, DM, giving nicknames, call (Andre and Danny are the only exceptions to that.) I’m alright with;; joking insults, talking about drama, using tone indicators, being tagged in things, being vented to. Please don’t;; make sex jokes regarding me, spam me unless I know you personally, tell me you love me unless i know you personally, mess with my hair (Exceptions: Paulina, Danny, Andre, Tucker, Daniella.)

[barbiedollangel]

I feel like I have so much attention rnnn you're responding to me so sweetly and ur bf is liking the posts 😵‍💫 I hope I'm making both of you very happy

You both can use me at the same time if you want HUHH WHO SAID THAT

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ohhh dont you worry you are absolutely entertaining us 💖💖💖 sitting in bed next to each other and enjoying these cute messages 😘😘 i bet youd be so good for us to use too, so good 🥰

[thelarknest]

i showered and took care of myself 2day are you proud of me !! :D -🦇

oh that’s amazing mate! i’m super proud of you, in fact..

kitty picture for you!!

[asktgekoopalings]

Heh, boredom sucks, I totally feel you there. Hmmm, a question….

Ah, I got one! What’s your favorite concoction you’ve ever brewed up?

Hydrogen Peroxide with Potassium Iodide is always an easy and fun one- it's Lemmy's favorite! (It's more well-known as elephant toothpaste) Though it tends to leave quite the mess. I love anything that EXPLODES, HEHAH!!