#reviewed accordingly

[serpentsurgency]

Like it or not, it’s th’ Insurgency way. We ain’t th’t cruel t’ take out everyone but we also ain’t takin’ any fuckin’ shit over here.

- D.W.

[depeshemode]

five and a half minutes of the most beautiful live instrument playing i’ve ever seen

Dirty Ones into the beginning of Eat the Spray

King Dunn tour, 09/01/2024

[dr11ft]

most functional decepticon command unit

[boimgfrog]

have you read self made boys? it’s a great gatsby remix novel i’ve seen it at the library and it looks decent

I did!!! when I tell you it was maybe the best book I've read all year. there was one plot point (MASSIVE spoiler so I'm not gonna say it) I was a little confused on but it was genuinely so entertaining and just a fantastic retelling. it's tied for my favorite up there with The Chosen And The Beautiful for my fav gatsby retelling!!!

[pokemonruby]

finished the demo for octopath 2... i’m going to throw up i don’t think i can wait another 2 or something weeks guys. it’s so fucking good so far 

[virfujiwara]

My irl friends just don't watch shows 😔 meanwhile I'm abnormal and half of my personality is whatever show or movie I'm obsessed with at the moment

[b-a-pigeon]

Trying to think of a fair + affordable pricing model for editing services once I finally start up my website this summer but I'm sort of struggling!

It's really my goal to be able to work with like, lower income + marginalized + newer/indie authors who would not be able to afford most editing services but it is also my goal to pay my rent and not consistently make less than minimum wage lol. I work very fast so this feels very achievable but I'm not sure how to implement it. I'm like... maybe a sliding scale and just trust that people will respect the honor system (and that I'll get enough clients paying standard industry rates to balance out the lowest rates)? Maybe I offer different levels of service so I can give like, one-pass copy edits for dirt cheap & then charge normal amounts for more involved edits?

I have seen examples of people doing both of these things in a limited capacity but am very curious if any editors who follow me have advice for how to balance this out ! (Would also love to hear from low income authors what an "affordable" edit looks like for you bc I am guessing based on my financial situation in a city with some of the highest wages & rents in the US so I don't know how widely applicable my perceptions are!)

[mariacallous]

 Our Nation has made tremendous progress in advancing the cause of equality for LGBTQI+ Americans, including in the military.  Despite their courage and great sacrifice, thousands of LGBTQI+ service members were forced out of the military because of their sexual orientation or gender identity.  Many of these patriotic Americans were subject to a court-martial.  While my Administration has taken meaningful action to remedy these problems, the impact of that historical injustice remains.  As Commander in Chief, I am committed to maintaining the finest fighting force in the world.  That means making sure that every member of our military feels safe and respected.

     Accordingly, acting pursuant to the grant of authority in Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution of the United States, I, Joseph R. Biden Jr., do hereby grant a full, complete, and unconditional pardon to persons convicted of unaggravated offenses based on consensual, private conduct with persons age 18 and older under former Article 125 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ), as previously codified at 10 U.S.C. 925, as well as attempts, conspiracies, and solicitations to commit such acts under Articles 80, 81, and 82, UCMJ, 10 U.S.C. 880, 881, 882.  This proclamation applies to convictions during the period from Article 125’s effective date of May 31, 1951, through the December 26, 2013, enactment of section 1707 of the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2014 (Public Law 113-66).

     The purpose of this proclamation is to pardon only offenses based on consensual, private conduct between individuals 18 and older that do not involve any aggravating factor, including:  

     (1)  conduct that would violate 10 U.S.C. 893a, prohibiting activities with military recruits or trainees by a person in a position of special trust;      (2)  conduct that was committed with an individual who was coerced or, because of status, might not have felt able to refuse consent;      (3)  conduct on the part of the applicant constituting fraternization under Article 134 of the UCMJ;      (4)  conduct committed with the spouse of another military member; or      (5)  any factors other than those listed above that were identified by the United States Court of Appeals for the Armed Forces in United States v. Marcum as being outside the scope of Lawrence v. Texas as applied in the military context, 60 M.J. 198, 207–08 (2004).

     The Military Departments (Army, Navy, or Air Force), or in the case of the Coast Guard, the Department of Homeland Security, in conjunction with the Department of Justice, shall provide information about and publicize application procedures for certificates of pardon.  An applicant for a certificate of pardon under this proclamation is to submit an application to the Military Department (Army, Navy, or Air Force) that conducted the court-martial or, in the case of a Coast Guard court-martial, to the Department of Homeland Security.  If the relevant Department determines that the applicant satisfies the criteria under this proclamation, following a review of relevant military justice records, the Department shall submit that determination to the Attorney General, acting through the Pardon Attorney, who shall then issue a certificate of pardon along with information on the process to apply for an upgrade of military discharge.  My Administration strongly encourages veterans who receive a certificate of pardon to apply for an upgrade of military discharge.  

     Although the pardon under this proclamation applies only to the convictions described above, there are other LGBTQI+ individuals who served our Nation and were convicted of other crimes because of their sexual orientation or gender identity.  It is the policy of my Administration to expeditiously consider and to make final pardon determinations with respect to such individuals.

     IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this twenty-sixth day of June, in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty-four, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-eighth.                              JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR.

[emilysmovingcastle]

I shouldn’t have to write a whole paper to explain my research

I should be able to say I did it here are the results and everyone would say “yea I believe u queen”

[serpentsurgency]

There are realities with SCPs in the 5900s.

[swordscleric]

I love it when a meeting I expect to just basically be a rubber stamp/small discussion turns into basically a college lecture and then adds about an extra month onto my workload :))))))))

[grunge-mermaid]

local business during the pandemic & occupation: we have no respect for our community or our customers and we're gonna keep shouting about it

local community: ok we'll get our ice cream somewhere else

local business now through crocodile tears: we're at risk of going out of business because the community hates us and keeps bullying us so we've laid off everyone and demand you feel sorry for us but we stand by everything we said and did during the pandemic and occupation why does everyone hate us

local community:

[6ebe]

the most depressing thing a girl can do is spend 2 hours editing her thesis citations footnotes and citation page numbers :(

[optiblog]

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[johnbrand]

This or That

“Wait, what did you say this game was called again?” Christopher asked.

“‘This or That’!” Felix replied, obviously excited. All day he had waited to try out this new personality-quiz app, having received a plethora of positive reviews from friends, coworkers, and online. As soon as his shift was up, he rushed back to the small apartment he shared with his loving boyfriend. The smoother, slimmer Christopher was surprised by his partner’s sudden enjoyment and fascination as the app finished its download.

“How does it work?”

“It’s simple,” Felix, more of a twunk vers than an actual top, replied. “Apparently the game offers you different options, red or blue, this or that. You keep filtering down before it lands on a hyper-specific personality type.”

Christopher shrugged, “Sounds simple enough, but why is it so popular?”

“It’s supposed to be like freaky accurate.” Felix opened the app and entered CHRISTOPHER into the flashing box. “I’ve been hearing about it all day, but I wanted to try it with you.”

Christopher blushed at that, watching as the first prompt came in. The app wished to know who was filling out the survey: “This” was the person themselves, “That” was another person. Felix pushed “That”.

“So you’re filling it out for me?” Christopher asked, a little bummed.

“And you’ll do mine,” Felix assured, moving past the next prompt. The first few waves were the simple ones: male or female, old or young, rich or comfortable. Christopher laid back into the couch they were both seated on, grabbing a remote and searching for a “The Real Housewives…” title. On Felix’s end, he eventually landed on a question regarding sexuality.

THIS: Heterosexuality or THAT: Homosexuality

Felix’s finger tapped “That”, but unlike before the next prompt did not appear. For some reason, the "That" option did not respond and proceed forward. He tapped it again, and again, and kept doing so until Christopher noticed.

“I think my screen may have frozen?” Felix explained. To check, he tapped the “This” option. His face skewed slightly as it accepted, moving forward.

“Is it working again, dude?” Chris asked, not looking up from his phone.

“Uh…yeah,” Felix gulped, hoping the error would not severely impact the results. He was already a good amount in, and he did not want to make his roommate wait. Felix reviewed the next prompt.

THIS: Alpha or THAT: Beta

Felix knew the answer, but something told him to go with the other option. He had already messed up, so maybe it would be funny to purposely skew further. Thinking it could be a good laugh, Felix considered manipulating the quiz to manufacture the opposite. Cautiously, he pressed the “This” option, moving on.

“God, these hags are annoying…” Chris mumbled, his voice a little deeper than usual as he switched channels to something more interesting. The loud rowdiness of a football game’s broadcast quickly filled the room, but all Felix could focus on was his phone. To his surprise, after the last tap, the app had begun to filter through its own prompts on its own. Felix’s eyes tried to follow as the screen flashed with new questions and answered them accordingly.

THIS: Masculine-Leaning or THAT: Feminine-Leaning

THIS: Monoracial or THAT: Multiracial

THIS: Strong or THAT: Meek

THIS: Arrogant or THAT: Reserved

THIS: Excitable or THAT: Laid-Back

THIS: Selfless or THAT: Authoritative

THIS: Traditional or THAT: Progressive

Each of the answers clicked by without Felix being able to alter a thing. He could not even exit the app. Desperate, Felix stood up and moved towards the kitchen, hoping to grab his laptop in order to look up some kind of solution. But before he made it, the app suddenly stopped, presenting Felix with the results.

“With 100% accuracy, This or That reports that CRISTOBAL is: AVERAGE STRAIGHT MALE.”

Felix stood stunned, taking a breath and slowly reentering reality. Still on the couch and now manspreading as much as possible, Chris’s focus appeared to be solely on the cheerleaders performing their half-time show. Felix’s own focus soon shifted to be solely on his straight roommate’s cock, the massive schlong becoming chubby thanks to the tit-tastic routine on the television.

“Bro? Come on!” Chris’s rich, masculine voice snapped Felix out of his lustful gaze. “I hate it when you do that gay stuff, it’s annoying.”

“Oh…uh sorry…” Something felt wrong, like Felix was forgetting something.

“You can be a fag or whatever, it doesn’t matter to me,” Chris’s slight cringe said otherwise. “But you can’t just perv on my goods man.”

Felix nodded quickly, blushing furiously.

“By the way, you’ll need to stay in your room again tonight. Finally convinced this chick from stats to come over and ‘study’. She doesn’t know the only thing she’ll be studying is all 8 inches of my man meat.”

His straight roommate smirked cockily at his own joke, adjusting himself proudly. Felix tried his best not to sneak a look and obediently exited to his room. As soon as his door was shut, Felix gave his throbbing cock a tug, hoping Chris’s study partner would be arriving soon.

[dsybouquet]

mdni ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

ellie and you both working from home on a rainy day. you were sat on the dinner table and ellie had moved her laptop to her couch.

you were beyond tired, tired of the endless tasks you had on your plate at least. the annoyed sighs and aggressive taps on your keyboard caught ellies attention. you just tend to get so pissed off by work.

she looked at you with her curious green eyes before putting her laptop to side and getting up from the couch. with slow steps, she walked towards your place, watching you hold your head in despair.

“all good baby?” she asked in a voice that made you push your thighs together. “what’s wrong, my love?”

“nothing is working and i am losing my mind over this review. why can’t the team just work accordingly?” you groaned in despair, letting your head rest on your hands.

ellie slipped behind you so she could lean against the back of your chair with you between her legs. her hands traveled underneath your shirt, touching your skin ever so slightly.

“why? whats not working?” she whispered against your neck, kissing it softly.

“everything.” you sighed, giving in to her soft and gentle touch.

“aww baby. you want to show me what’s not working? maybe i can fix it.”

the way she spoke made you go crazy, feral almost. her hands traveled into your sweatpants and pushed your panty aside, playing around with the fabric. you gasped as her hands were cold, but you leaned into her further.

“my brain. that’s not working.”

ellie kept on kissing your neck, her fingers playing around on your sweet spot while she smiled against your skin.

“that i can fuck out of you.”

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