#[/mildly baffled]

[heartscrypt]

heres my take on chapter 4 yuu:

meet yumi shinomiya! before she was isekai'd into twst by way of targeted hit & run, she was a low-income academic scholarship student at an all-girls private school. as such she is a veteran in the idgaf war and takes all the overblot magic bullshit way too casually.

because as many problems as these nrc guys have, they can never. and i mean never. compete with the shit the girls at her old school would pull. they sure can try but odds are? she's experienced worse

[adhd-merlin]

merwenthur takes that reduce their dynamic to "two idiots (merthur) + the one with the brain cell (gwen)" are a bit tired. I hate to break it to you but if anyone's supporting merlin in his shenanigans it's gwen. she was ride or die from day one, helping him with his fraud and thievery. arthur is a fucking square

[aseuki]

instead of a snack hands stell a charming rock

[obtained: +1 Rock] ?????? Who are you and why are you doing this to them. Is this some attempt at intimidation because IT'S NOT WORKING

[minimoefoe]

need anyone who uses nesta not changing elain's body in order to allow her to have illyrian babies as proof of something ship-wise to take a massive step back bc that's baffling as hell

like I'm very much for lucien and elain ending up together but I'm not gonna use nesta not changing her sister's body against her will as proof it's gonna happen bc i'm not an idiot

where we are rn, there was no reason for nesta to be doing ANYTHING to elain's body. like, say in order to have lucien's kids some other change would need to be made to elain's body, nesta would not have done that to her at this stage. the only reason she did it for herself is bc her and cassian are strong now and elain isn't anywhere near position

and if nesta HAD changed elain like she changed herself in that moment, the only way it would have made sense is if she had some foreknowledge about how elain and azriel are actually gonna end up together bc otherwise it would literally just be nesta absolutely violating her sister based on whatever looks she's seen elain and azriel give each other over the last however long which would make her insane

[after-the-end-times]

A romcom ending for Tedependent:

Ted and Trent paralleling Amanda and Graham from The Holiday during the final scenes of s3:

Ted tells Trent he's leaving, going back to his life in Kansas. And Trent understands, despite wishing he could see where their flirting and long looks would've taken them.

But before Ted's cab leaves, without any hope, but still believing in the impossible, in Ted, Trent tells him that if he changes his mind he'll be at the Crown & Anchor that night with Roy and Beard.

Ted makes it all the way to the airport and through security before realizing what he truly wants is to stay in Richmond, with the team, with Beard, and...with Trent.

The last scene is Ted walking into the pub. Eyes searching the shifting crowd, Ted finally sees him.

And somehow at that exact moment, possibly even an intervention from the romcom gods, Trent looks up and locks eyes with Ted's hopeful gaze.

And with their eyes softening and their smiles widening, the music crescendos and the credits roll. ~Fin~

[hybbat]

Honestly, figuring out I'm aroace explained a lot more to me about other people than it did about myself

[reactionimagesdaily]

[serpentsurgency]

There are realities with SCPs in the 5900s.

[edenfire]

huh? huh...?

colored some dumbfounded todorokis for fun~💗

[stick-by-me]

A nap in the shade...

New follower sticker for: @wyrmsweven!

(Design likely from here!)

[hypixelskyblockquotes]

[essektheylyss]

Oh hey! Do you like stories about wlw and weird, convoluted forms of time travel? Do you like supporting queer folks making cool art? Did River Song rewire your brain as a teenager?

I wrote a short story called "A Practical Study of Time" for Baffling Magazine, a queer speculative fiction mag! It's published on Patreon, if you're interested in becoming a patron of a super neat lit mag—or it'll be on their site when their eleventh issue is published in April!

[liesonthefloordramatically]

Tiny round-up of TTRPG characters I played this year:

Oleander (she/her), the Wild Spirit in Wickedness

Julia North (she/her), the Secret Girlfriend in Alice Is Missing

Not pictured:

Picker (they/them), a warforged rogue in a D&D one-shot

(obligatory picrew link)

[decamarks]

WHY WOULD TAILS FROM SONIC SAY THIS??????????

[lesbiansanemi]

Things to make me lie down and contemplate everything. 400 ppl liking my writing enough that they want a notification when there’s something new

[belfrygargoyles]

why is the current discourse abt whether or not its an ignorant american viewpoint to say that you should wear a helmet when biking regardless of lane safety or infrastructure. my friend there is no minimum speed at which falling off of a bike and smacking your skull onto concrete will no longer carry risk of injury