#rhett abbott x reader headcannons

[jungle-angel]

Random College!Rhett headcannons: Part 1 (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Notes: I haven’t seen The Line yet, but I have seen comedies like “Animal House” and “Old School” so I’ve gotten alot of headcannons from that and as a result Frat!Rhett has been living in my head rent free. I was a little bit nervous to do this, but all the same, I’m glad I did (lol). Sorry if it’s a little long, I had to pack alot in (if you catch my drift, lol). 

Tagging: @sebsxphia @bradleybeachbabe​ @bobfloyds​

Rhett is the president of the Delta Tau Epsilon fraternity at one of the colleges in Montana and oh does that house have a rep (but in the funniest possible way of course)

Kayce Dutton is his right hand man, new pledges always go through Kayce before going to Rhett and when Rhett’s away, whatever Kayce says, goes

The guys in the frat were kinda nerdy in high school so Rhett and Kayce have a particularly soft spot for the nerds. They’re also really close with the nerd frat on campus and any time anybody needs extra tutoring, they go to them

When Rhett met you, you were kind of a shy little freshman who was two years behind him. He really, really liked you because you loved to hide out in the library but you also loved to go out and have a good time

Your first party at the house though?? Holy shit, did shenanigans ensue

It all started with the new pledges engaging in a challenge to see who could shotgun the most beers in under ten minutes. One poor freshman got beer up his nose and it ended with one of Rhett’s frat brothers having to take the kid into the bathroom to help him blow it all out his nose. The kid was ok but the brothers kept an eye on him the rest of the night and well into the next morning

Three other pledges were on their knees, hands behind their backs while Rhett, Kayce and another guy were up on the staircase balcony dropping flaming hot Cheetos from above and the guys having to catch them in their mouths

Sooooo many drinking games in the basement.....quarters, bloody knuckles, boom cup, kegstands (lol)

Some of the new pledges got a chance to show off their stand-up skills and some of them had the whole crowd in stitches by the end

When you and Rhett officially started dating, you became known as “The First Lady Of The Frat” 

And ever since then the guys call you Mom and Dad

If you stayed over and the newbies were getting too loud, the older ones would shush them and be like “Mom and Dad are asleep” 

One time one of the brothers who was on the football team threw his back out during practice and was laid up on the couch with a little bell to ring any time he needed something and it was literally every two seconds that he was ringing that bell. Kayce ended up having to take care of him most of the day while Rhett had to meet with the Dean of the History Department, which was annoying as hell 

Rhett: “RING THAT BELL ONE MORE TIME AND I’M STICKIN IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!!!......Kayce: “DAD’S HOME!!!!” 

The morning after a rager, you often had to be on standby with the puke buckets which were a little less than pleasant

But oh did you make the best hangover breakfasts ever.....eggs, bacon, toast, sausage, coffee, a little bit of rosemary and olive oil bannock on the side. You’re everybody’s favorite cook which makes Rhett’s raging housewife kink flare up

When you’re cooking the hangover specials, he’ll come up behind you and pin you against the stove only to rub the raging hard-on packed into his Wranglers against the back of your thigh and against your ass

Had a long day and are kinda burned out from studying? Rhett will clean up his room and get it in a sexy mood before he lays you down on the bed and starts giving you a full body massage. If you need a hot bath, he’s running you one in the joint bathroom to help you relax. He’s tried out the mating press with you in the bathroom and it felt soooooo fucking good (lol)

On nights when the toga parties get a little too wild and you and Rhett need a moment, he’ll bring you up to his room which sometimes ends up with the two of you falling right into the bed 

There’s a heatwave hanging over the town and the campus? Rhett and his frat brothers will dig a big pit in the backyard, fill it with ice and let everybody relax in it. When it melts? MUD WRESTLING!!!!!!

If the heatwave lasts more than a week, Rhett and the guys gather everybody up and go down to the reservoir to make a giant slip n’ slide down into the water 

You had first dibs since you were the First Lady but as soon as you hit the water, you lost your bikini top. Rhett ended up diving in and searching for it only to come back up with your bikini top in his teeth and a big shit-eating grin on his face

When it’s tick season, Rhett will literally ram it into the guys heads that they’d better check themselves and each other before and after they go traipsing through the woods or high grass. If you’re trying to check an area that’s a little hard to reach, he’ll bring you upstairs to his room for a full on pussy inspection to make sure. He’s even got a kit that has a homemade oil mix in it that’ll kill the ticks. Sometimes he’ll just use it as an excuse to rub it all in there anyways just so he can hear you moan and get you off (lol)

When Rhett walks you home at night, the rest of the frat are stationed in the trees, in the bushes or in their vehicles parked on the side of the road to keep a watch out for the frat boys who are actual assholes 

And if Rhett can’t walk you home for one reason or another? Kayce and the rest of the boys basically become your secret service escort

But there was one night you knew you wouldn’t forget 

The guys were throwing a rager to blow off some steam after midterms

And they set up a dance floor in the middle of the living room

Everybody cleared the way for you and Rhett, the President and First Lady of Delta Tau Epsilon

You were almost in tears when the song started playing, looking into Rhett’s eyes as he whispered a very quiet “I love you”

When “Where The Streets Have No Name” by U2 started playing, you, Rhett and the whole house started jumping which shook the house (that was also the song that would play when the football team charged out into the stadium during a game)

And when you all started singing at the same time, it reminded you of a big stadium concert

But you and Rhett didn’t let go of each other the entire time, the both of you belting out the lyrics with the others

And ever since then, you, Rhett and his frat brothers remained close for the rest of your days

[nobody7102]

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[jungle-angel]

Random College!Rhett headcannons: Part 2 (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Rhett may be the President of Delta Tau Epsilon and sweet as pie towards you, but he’s definitely a dirty little shit with a kinky side to match

If you two spend the night with each other, he’s been known to keep your panties in his back pocket as his personal good luck charm (don’t worry, he makes sure they’re clean before he gives them back)

Speaking of which, he got a good laugh out of it when Kayce accidentally found your red lace skivies in the laundry the night after one of their usual Friday night ragers. When Rhett heard him scream “WHAT THE FUCK??!!!” from the basement, he was cackling

And when it comes to the frat boys who are serious assholes?? Oh the boys are fucking MENACES

One time a little shithead tried to grope your ass at a party. A Delta pledge picked up on it and it immediately went up the chain of command and when Rhett heard about it, all bets were off

He took you right up to his room and asked what happened. You were a little nervous knowing that Rhett, Kayce and another brother were in the room, but you told them everything. Rhett didn’t let you out of his sight for the rest of the night

The very next day when he rang the little ship’s bell in the kitchen, the entire fraternity jumped out of bed and immediately went into the living room (that bell is specifically to wake everybody up for a house meeting  or in an emergency)

And it was then and there that the guys knew that nobody was gonna mess with the First Lady and get away with it

All the pledges decided to come up with a challenge to help Rhett out and prove themselves

So they held a three day stakeout on the assholes who lived up the street. They were literally up in the trees in camo with camo facepaint and all their gear and watching the little shitheads for three full days

Oh man were these guys priveleged little shitheads. The Deltas all had to work their asses off for everything they had and these little twerps that the pledges spied on all week were sitting pretty, living off their parents’ money

By the third day, Rhett was wondering where the hell the new recruits were. Dinnertime rolled around, but nobody knew where they were and hadn’t seen them

You didn’t feel safe walking home that night, so Rhett let you stay for as long as you needed to

That night while you and Rhett were snuggling on the couch and watching a movie, you heard the newbies charging in through the door, all of them looking like Navy SEALS fresh out of the field, with not one, not two, but every single member of the rival asshole frat, including the one who groped you, hog tied and raised above their heads

Of course the entire Delta house gave the little peckerheads their just desserts 

Afterwards, Rhett called for a special ceremony to be held in the basement for the pledges where they were officially welcomed into the Delta Tau Epsilon Fraternity. The best part was that they got to pick their own walk-up music 

You were proud as ever of the new pledges

But even happier that Rhett and the others had stuck up for you

And ever since then, you were all too happy to be Rhett’s First Lady

[jungle-angel]

Taking Care of Rhett Headcannons: Part 2 (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Rhett secretly LOVES when you take the time to take care of him. Sometimes he doesn't say it at first but deep down, he really, really loves it

He loves the soft little scritches you give him on his back, he's told you multiple times that it's like those ASMR videos that make the hairs on your neck stand up

But there are times where you insist on taking care of him and man does it get kinda gross sometimes

For instance those feet.......his feet are fuckin gross

Even Royal can't get over how gross Rhett's feet are

"(Y/n) ya'll better wash these, his feet smell like corn chips again"

Rhett always has this scrunchy little pout on his face when you wash and scrape his feet. You will literally order him to sit his ass down on the edge of the bathtub, stick his feet in a big bucket full of hot water, sea salt and essential oils to soften the callouses on his feet before you scrape them with a pumice stone

GOD FORBID THIS MAN EATS REFRIED BEANS!!!! You will be up all night either rubbing his belly because he's backed up or you'll be up at a weird our with him, bathroom light on and him parked on the shitter (lol)

If it's the latter, it usually ends with you handing him magazines, a book or the ipad through the bathroom door along with a can of Febreeze (lol)

In late fall and early winter you give him a little tin full of O'Keefe's to keep all that cracked and dried skin under control

He loves when you use the essential oil mixes on the dried skin in winter, not just from the way they smell, but also the fact that a few rubs throughout the day help clear up the dry skin

If he gets overheated really easily in summer, you always make sure to pack extra water

And in winter you pack him a warm drink made from blood oranges and mulling spices

Rhett has a really bad habit of not eating much throughout the day, so you always make it a point to pack him a lunch

Before a ride, you always make sure that his nuggets are well protected. He blushes and gets a little embarrassed, but you and him have been trying for a kid and he knows you've gotta protect'em

If he's sick he absolutely HATES taking his medicine. Rhett's got a pretty strong gag reflex but when it comes to taking that nasty, cherry flavored shit?? He's literally gotta pinch his nose and swallow it

After a bull ride, you sometimes find yourself taking care of him more than usual

Like when he busted up his shoulder and he was on bedrest for a week and a half. You didn't mind helping him out, but helping him in the shower was a little tough

But even when he's on bedrest, you always make it a point to show him you care

Because you both mean the world to each other

[jungle-angel]

Random Headcannons about Rhett and the farm critters (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Warnings: Mentions of animal birth, animal abuse and neglect etc.

Tagging: @floydsmuse @floydsglasses @hangmanapologist @sebsxphia

Rhett's the animal whisperer extraordinaire. It's something he's been able to do since he was really little and his parents prided him on it

He's absolutely amazing with the horses too, they flock to him like he's one of their own, but that might be due to the fact that he keeps tons of oats and maybe a few sugar cubes in his pockets

Rhett's also delivered soooooooo many baby animals on the ranch

His first one was when he was 13. It was a horse that had come after she was rescued from an animal hoarder. Rhett was terrified out of his mind but Royal showed him the ropes and how everything would go and sure enough after four hours, she gave birth to a surprisingly healthy little foal

His record is fifteen calves in a single day. He felt really bad that one of them came on your third date night and that you had to help deliver, but when you and Rhett held that baby calf and handed her off to mom, you were MELTING

When the sow and her mate had a litter, you and Rhett took in the two runts. One you had named Wilbur and the other, Rhett had gotten into his head to name "Chris P. Bacon"

You even have a small space in the house that's become your personal baby animal nursery. So many critters have passed through that room

Rhett even helped the barn cat birth her litter. It was way too cold to keep them in the hayloft so you brought them all inside

Royal won't admit that he's a big softie, but when he held the kittens for the first time, he kinda cried

Cecelia will help where she can, but finding forever homes for the critters is her specialty

[jungle-angel]

Dad!Rhett Abbott Headcannons: Part 1 (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

It was pretty tough the first year you guys had adopted Amy as your own

She was still very, very little when you and Rhett officially became her parents

Because it was very clear that Perry could not and would not take care of her. Royal and Cecelia were absolutely pissed beyond words when Perry had left the baby in the Wabang General Store

But it was an absolute blessing that you and Rhett were able to take her. It was actually Cecelia’s idea because even though Rhett had gotten into some shit in the past, he always had his head screwed on straight

And all the better that your dream home in Bozeman was finally done, Rhett knew that Amy would be better off far away from her biological father

So you packed up the week before, putting everything you could into boxes 

And you guys woke up at two in the morning to make the six hour drive. You had never seen Royal cry before, but the thought of you and Rhett leaving with his grandbaby was more than he could handle at that moment

Luckily for the two of you, the Duttons were close to where your land was, so if you needed anything, you could always holler

And when you finally got to the house, you knew it was heaven

Later that day, you had gotten a FaceTime call from Rip, Kayce, Jimmy, Teeter and Colby. They had finished the place for you guys while you and Rhett had to slug your way through the custody battle for Amy

Rhett was almost in tears when he saw what Monica, Beth and Avery had done for Amy’s nursery. It took them at least a month to paint the murals on the walls

Your new home was the first place that Amy learned how to crawl and walk. You and Rhett were constantly sending videos to Royal and Cece 

Some days after you’d come in from the garden or tending the horses, you’d find Rhett asleep on the couch with Amy right on top of him

When she started walking and picking things up? Hilarity was sure to ensue

Like the time Rhett was asleep and she just randomly clunked him between the eyes with the TV remote

Or when she’d hide in the laundry basket and would pop out and scare the shit out of Rhett

And the time she was teething and gnawed on Rhett’s nasty work boots. Rhett felt horrible when she’d cry so he’d take a little bit of the Evan Williams with honey in the cabinet and dab a little on her gums to put her to sleep

When she tried her first Oreo cookie it was the mega-stuffed variety and Amy ended up eating Rhett’s entire stash of Oreos......it did not end well 

You and Rhett were the happiest you’d ever been

Because you were building the best memories you could’ve ever wanted

And ones that you would carry with you for the rest of your days

[jungle-angel]

Hi, saw ur smut prompt list. I have 2 request, which u don’t have to do.

1. Bob: 38, 45, 48, 50, 51, 75, 77, 86, 98. 💜👓

2. Rhett: 63, 39, 45, 46, 50, 51, 77, 89, 98. 💛🐂

TY! Can’t wait to see what ur beautiful mind comes up with! 💛💜

BAAAAAAAAABES!!!!!! I'm giggling like a naughty teenager who's just been caught by the nuns at school (lol).

Bob

You guys had gone to the ranch to help the family out

But when you had a minute alone, Bob took you out to the back field for an after-dinner walk

Pretty soon, you two started engaging into a kissing game which got heated pretty quick

You and Bob laid right down there in the field, lucky for you two, the grass was tall enough to hide in

Any exposed skin on either of you and he was all over it with the love bits and the nips, getting at your most sensitive spots and leaving dark little marks everywhere

You tugged on his hair just a little bit and he went absolutely feral......it was like he couldn't get you or himself outta those clothes fast enough

After which he thoroughly fucked you in that field

You could feel the heat in his face as he kissed your stomach, moving down to your core just slightly

And when he looked up you saw he was completely red in the face

"Oh my God, Bobby you're blushing!!"

He kissed you even as he fucked you in that field

"Baby I kissed you once and you took my breath away"

"Bobby......after all this time?" you asked.

"Always", he murmured before he kissed you deeply

The very next morning you woke up right in each other's arms

Bob reached for his jeans but found that his shirt was missing

And when he looked up, he saw you wearing it

"What?" you chuckled.

"Oh you have no idea how sexy you look, wearing my shirt like that" he purred

Rhett

It was kind of a shitty night down at the Handsome Gambler

You and Rhett had been debating on whether or not to go home just yet, seeing as it was gonna snow like a bitch through most of the night

You were right in the middle of a slow dance. Rhett had punched in the numbers on the jukebox and it had played "Joy of My Life" by Christ Stapleton, turns out that had been the first dance at your wedding

As the memories of that day came back, he couldn't help but kiss you

"Rhett we're in public," you giggled as you felt his stubble on your neck

"I can't help it baby," he purred. "I kissed you once and you took my breath away"

Sweet, sweet man.....you were happy that you had said "I do" to him those two years ago

He got a little more heated with the kissing

And pretty soon, you caved too

"Chevy.......NOW!" you hissed under your breath

You immediately raced him out to the parking lot out back

And the two of you jumped right into that truck

The windows steamed up pretty quick, obscuring any view that people might have had

The minute you tugged at Rhett's hair and ran your hands through it, oh he was complete putty in your hands!!!!!

The love bites and the nips he had left soon turned dark purple as he marked his territory

"Oh darlin' everybody's gonna know you're mine"

You had no fucking idea what happened after that, it was all pretty much a blur

At least until you felt Rhett jerking a little on top of you

"Did.....did you just come?"

When you saw that shit-eating grin and heard that laugh of his, you smacked his shoulder

"Rhett Abbott, you get down here and fuck me like you mean it!"

And oh did he ever.......

You hadn't even realized what time it was until you started to see snowflakes on the windows and against the light of the streetlamps

"Alright, lets go home darlin or we'll get snowed in"

As much as you wanted to lay there with him, you two had to get home

He hurried to get his jeans back on but when he saw you wearing nothing but his shirt and your lucky black lace underwear.......

"Rhett? Rhett what are you looking at?"

"Darlin ya'll have no idea how sexy you look in that right now"

"You want me to ride home in this?"

"YES PLEASE!!!!!"

"Ok but turn the heat up, it's freezing in here."

On the ride home, he couldn't keep his hands off of you

But you didn't mind

Because it was still the best night ever

And you always would be the joy of each other's lives

[jungle-angel]

Thank you for doing my crop duster pilot request. I love it! Can I get an airplane mechanic reader?

-（。＾▽＾）anon

EEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!! Absolutely my friend!!!!! I'm so glad you loved it, I'd be more than happy to do this for ya

You and Rhett had gone out on a little adventure one day

And you stumbled on a guy who had a bunch of old airplanes for sale

Alot of people in Wabang were weirded out by the fact that you were an airplane mechanic (some of those people were just like the church folks in Footloose tbh)

But you and Rhett decided to go exploring anyways

Because he loved the way your little mind worked when you found stuff like this

But that day you found a real treasure in one of the barns

It was super rusty, but you and Rhett loved it anyways

Getting it back to the ranch? That was a whole different story

You guys had to call Wes to bring the flatbed trailer for it

"Goddamnit Rhett!! You and (y/n) are the biggest hoarders in Wabang!!" and then he hung up

But he still came to help nonetheless

You and Rhett spent hours working on that thing

And when you polished off the nose, you guys were in for the shock of your lives

Rhett found eight.......count'em, EIGHT small black swastikas on the side of the nose

"Uh......darlin? Was this by chance a German plane?"

You took a closer look but didn't know much yourself

Royal offered to do the research and traced the plane all the way back to the year 1943

But that wasn't all

You found out that the little decals on the side were confirmed kills

And also that the plane had been flown by a Tuskegee Airman during the war

You and Rhett fixed it up and soon had it looking brand new

You guys flew everywhere in that little plane

And when you guys eventually had kids, you told them the story of the plane, the men that had flown it and how it came to you and Rhett

[jungle-angel]

Taking Care of Rhett headcannons (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Sometimes Rhett just needs to be taken care of. He does it alot for you, but when it comes to him, you can tell that he definitely needs it

You guys were planning and in the process of building your dream home up in Bozeman, but alot of the work and paperwork for it keeps Rhett up at night so he had alot of dark circles under his eyes

You immediately knew what to do when you saw how awful they looked. The next week and a half it was ice packs and cucumber slices on the eyes

Once he was out helping Royal and he was wearing a new pair of boots he had gotten as a birthday gift. The pain from the friction was so bad that Royal had to help him limp back into the house and when you took off Rhett's boots and his socks, you saw firsthand how gross his feet were. All over there were tons of cuts, scratches, blisters and raw marks from the shoes. You had him soak his feet in hot water and clove oil which not only cleaned his feet but made them smell a million times better (lol)

Fall and winter are usually when Rhett gets a raging case of bronchitis and feels like shit. You'll usually have to make him lay down and have the rescue inhaler next to him at all times, but he doesn't mind it as much because Cecelia has this excellent recipe for "sick stew" which cleans the mucous right outta him

God forbid he gets the flu or a stomach virus. That usually ends with you having to hold his shoulders while he's praying to the porcelain god and putting him back to bed with a cool washcloth on his head

After a bull ride, Rhett has the worst body aches imaginable. They usually go from his neck to his shoulders and right straight down his back. You've rubbed enough of the aches out of him that he doesn't argue with you anymore about it. He'll just lay on the couch with you straddling his hips and sitting on his firm butt, groaning about how good you're making him feel at that moment

Not everything is sick or injury related, although that happens more often than you think

You and Rhett are the king and queen of aftercare!!!!

If you two are having seriously hot sex and you've both just come down from the high, Rhett's usually the first one to take care of you, but you make damn sure that you do the same for him

Because you two mean the world to each other

So whatever he does for you, you always make it a point to do the same for Rhett

[jungle-angel]

Dad!Rhett Abbott Headcannons: Part 2 (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Rhett loves it when he’s able to snuggle with you and baby Amy in the early mornings

She’ll crawl out of her bed in the mornings, run into your room and crawl up the foot of the bed 

But Rhett absolutely loves it, even though it sometimes means waking up early on the weekends

He’ll be outside in the garden on the side of the house, picking the excess berries off the bushes. The huckleberries are the ones that need the most tending (because the bears will often get at’em), but Rhett always takes good care of them......even if a wild Amy eats her weight in the berries and half the bucket is gone by the time he gets in the house

One time after he had given the little ghoul her bath, Rhett held her up while you took a video and later he edited it on his computer so that it would play The Circle of Life while he lifted Amy above his head

Rip, Kayce and the rest of the crew thought he was nuts when Rhett introduced two year old Amy to the bull he planned on riding in a competition.......Amy named the bull “Stinky” 

Rhett will literally hold Amy while he’s multitasking

On the computer doing stuff for John or Thomas?? He’s got Amy in his lap

Cooking breakfast, lunch or dinner?? She’s on his hip

Riding a horse? She’s on his back in the little baby wrap that Mo and his wife made

For her second birthday, you and Rhett made her a little denim jacket that said “Daddy’s Rodeo Princess” on the back in sequins

He’ll build giant pillow forts when it’s raining or snowing outside and Amy will play in them for hours

His whole entire camera roll is pics of you and Amy 

Because you and her are his queen and his princess

And he can’t live without either of you

[jungle-angel]

Adopting a pet with Rhett Abbott headcannons (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Warnings: Mentions of animal neglect, abandonment etc.

You and Rhett were definitely not expecting to become cat parents

But one night after a ride, you two eventually did 

You had brought Baby Amy to watch Rhett ride. That night was her third birthday and since Rhett had taken first place, you thought you’d celebrate both

But no sooner had you and Rhett gotten to the truck than a male cat began curling around his ankle and tugging at his pantleg

Rhett went to investigate to find a female crouching near the rear tire of the truck

Rhett, being the animal whisperer in the family, was able to lure them both to him

But man were they in rough shape. It looked like they had some kind of skin condition on top of marks that definitely weren’t animal or from themselves

You immediately put a bunch of old, shitty blankets into a cardboard box and put the male cat in first. He just kept meowing until Rhett managed to lure the female to him

When he picked her up, he was shocked to find that the female was pregnant

Which then ensued in you, Rhett and Amy driving home and waiting a little while until the veterinary clinic opened the next day

Even the vets were shocked by how terrible the cats looked, but relieved that the female was still able to carry her kittens

While the male and female were being checked out, you and Rhett decided to get breakfast at the diner across the street. By the time you got back, you were able to visit your new furry friends

A friend of Rhett’s who worked for animal control services found out that they had come from a lady who had gone completely crazy. Her house was a well known hoarder den and the place had to be condemned. The lady had several other charges against her and was arrested

But you and Rhett were more than eager to take in the cats who you had named Tiny and Willie (Willie was Royal’s idea since he went through a Willie Nelson phase in high school, lol)

A couple of weeks after bringing them home, Willie woke you and Rhett up in the middle of the night

And when you both went downstairs, there was Tiny in her little wicker bed basket with eight newborn kittens, four boys and four girls

Amy wanted to pet the kitties but Rhett told her absolutely not with the kittens since she was still learning how to be gentle with her hands

When the kittens got older and were strong enough to come out of the basket, you taught Amy how to handle them properly

The best part was that you and Rhett didn’t have a mouse or rodent problem 

The cats will also go with you into your book barn and curl up on their little tower or in Cecelia’s old wingback chair in the corner

And you and Rhett love the cats more than anything

Because they were the one thing that brightened the beginning of your lives together

[jungle-angel]

Even more headcannons about Rhett and his feral sons (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

You absolutely love and adore your sons, but oh are there days where it leaves you and Rhett wondering how they got to be so feral

Rhett was out working one morning and the twins came running back screaming about something cool they found, all you heard was Rhett shouting "NO TATUM THAT'S A COPPERHEAD!!!! PUT IT DOWN OR YOU'RE GONNA GET BIT!!!!"

And when he was fixing the fence one day, all Rhett saw was T-Bone, the herd patriarch, running behind his two boys who were running towards the other end of the pasture.......turns out the bull was herding THEM

Joy and Martha have a piece of land that's close to the lake on the reservation over the hill from the Abbotts which used to belong to Joy's great-grandparents. Amy and Hannah will usually play with Rose while the boys traipse off with Joy and Martha's son, Charlie. Rhett got a text later that day which was a video of the three boys knocking each other off the dock with whiffle-ball bats

Oh and when Papa has to watch them?? That's a whole different story

One day, Royal was watching them and the two little demons came running downstairs with their shirts over their heads screaming that they were "the Great Cornholio" and that they "needed t.p for their bungholes". Turns out Royal had kicked Perry out a while back but forgot that Perry had left his tv in his room and it was stuck on the channel showing Beavis and Butthead

Rhett came home one afternoon that Royal had been watching the grand-ghouls and found them both sitting on the edge of the bathtub, covered in all the washable paint you had gotten them to use on big sheets of paper. You and Rhett were laughing your asses off

There was also one time where the boys dressed in their Indiana Jones costumes that Cecelia had made them for when Halloween came around. They had snuck into the yard of the local church hag because somebody in their little gang of ranch and rez brats had lost their baseball in her yard. The boys snuck in and the nasty woman had chased them all the way back to the property but Royal, Rhett, you and Cecelia were laughing when they came leaping over the fence with the baseball and several other lost-in-the-yard toys under their arms

You guys were getting ready for church one Sunday and it was one where Rhett had to be a reader during services. You had all the kids dressed in their Sunday best but when Tatum and Tanner were nowhere to be found, you and Rhett saw them running around the corner all covered in dirt. Rhett literally had ten minutes to spray them with the garden hose and get them in a fresh set of clothes

Speaking of the garden hose, the two buttheads love to spray each other. You, Rhett and Royal don't mind seeing as the outside of the house and the windows get cleaned but one day they got their Nana with the hose and it was the biggest "oh shit" moment ever

"Roy, I knew those two little buttheads were trouble the minute Rhett showed us (y/n)'s ultrasound photos"

The boys found a giant bullfrog in the pond one day when you took the kids up to visit the Duttons and the boys named this monster frog, "Michigan J. Frog" after their favorite Bugs Bunny character. They'd even sing the song which would have John and Royal laughing their asses off and Rhett biting his lip, trying not to laugh

You and Rhett live for moments like this though

Because even on your hardest days, your boys will always give you a reason to laugh

[jungle-angel]

Headcannons about Rhett’s boys being total menaces (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

It’s no secret amongst the population of Wabang that you and Rhett have some seriously feral boys

Amy and your oldest daughter Hannah tried to keep them in line but nine times out of ten, they end up failing miserably

Stupid shit that Tatum and Tanner may or may have not done includes the following: 

Stealing Momma’s sexy lace skivies out of the laundry and having a fight to the death to get them on each other’s heads. Perry took a video of Rhett trying to break it up and it went from him to Royal and up the family chain from there

Running around the property with a can of hairspray and Royal’s  cigar lighter in an attempt to burn out a wasp’s nest from the tree out back

Training the skunks to sneak into the local church hag’s garden and scaring the living daylights out of her

Waking their father up on Halloween morning by blasting Master of Puppets from the stereo in the living room because they wanted to recreate Stranger Things

Stealing Momma’s good cooking trays and using them to make mud pies (but everybody thought this was kinda cute)

At home they’re totally feral, but out in public? That’s a different story

Oh do they use the sweet and innocent card at church more than anyplace else

The entire parish, plus Father O’Keefe and the nuns absolutely adore the kids

Even Sister Bernadette, the oldest nun in the church, had Tatum and Tanner wrapped around her fingers

Gale Burch, the bane of Cecelia Abbott’s existence, tried to bad mouth the boys in front of everybody but the good sister quickly put her in her place

And you bet your ass when Sister’s back was turned, the boys were blowing raspberries at miserable Mrs. Burch

Frogs......that’s all I’m gonna say.....frogs

And bugs. Cecelia’s found bugs on them she never thought existed

Royal’s caught the two little ghouls in the midst of a belching contest before, he just shook his head and left

One time you and Rhett caught them hiding under the bed while you were watching a grown up movie......Cecelia gave Rhett so much shit for it the next day

But there were times when your boys were as tame as could be

Like when you and Rhett announced that they would be getting a baby sister

The boys would talk to your bump

But man, the shit that would come out of their mouths

And when their sister was finally born

You and Rhett realized they’ve got the best big brothers on the planet

Even if they’re totally feral

[jungle-angel]

More Headcannons about Rhett and his feral sons (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Rhett loves his boys, but oh do they leave him exasperated

One time, the twins were running full speed towards the house and ate shit on the screen door. Royal was laughing to himself the whole time, but Rhett had to pay up since Perry was paying for the truck repairs

Once Tatum found a weird pile in the grass and was like “OH LOOK A WEIRD PILE OF SHIT!!!! GO TOUCH IT TANNER!!!!” 

God, did they fucking stink. Rhett hated being on bath duty for that one

You and Rhett caught them getting into the coffee one morning. Rhett turned them outside for the entire day and they didn’t come back until the porch lights came on. By that time, they were covered in mud, the knees in their jeans were ripped and they both had some pretty alarming road rash on the knees

The boys are still kind of young, but every now and again they’ll honk your boobs when you least expect it.......they get it from their father

To say nothing of the fact that they once tried to jump into the bullpen while the head bull was laying in the grass at the far corner of the pasture. Rhett practically leapt over the fence and chased them through the maze of cows. Royal was standing close by taking a video on his phone of his grown son chasing his two small grandsons

Other instances include you finding the boys under the porch with the skunks

And giving each other atomic wedgies

Indian burns......sooooo many Indian burns

Rhett caught them trying to instigate a game of Rock Wars with the other feral ranch and rez brats. You and Rhett went from being exasperated to refereeing with the other parents

They also tried to give themselves mohawks with Rhett’s electrical razor. You sent them both to school wearing a baseball cap to hide their God awful haircuts

On Mothers’ Day the boys each brought you a bouquet of flowers they said they picked themselves. When you found out they were from Gale Burch’s yard, you and Cecelia were nearly in hysterics from laughing

Yet at the end of the day, when you see Rhett snuggling your boys and your girls to get them to sleep

You realize that your boys mean everything to you and Rhett

[jungle-angel]

Movie night with Rhett Abbott headcannons (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Movie night as practically a must with you and Rhett. There’s no compromise unless something comes up. Friday nights and weekends are strictly reserved for movie night

As soon as he’s done in the field, showered and eaten dinner, the kids get their baths done and then it’s down to the basement 

And you’d better believe that the babies are excited for it. They’re grabbing their blankies, their stuffies and a pillow off their beds before they head down to the basement to set up their spots

Amy’s almost always the first one downstairs, she’ll take one of the rocking recliners and put the footrest up to turn it into a little bed

You and Rhett have one end of the big sectional and when Royal and Cecelia join most nights, they’ll take the other end. The rest of the kids usually sprawl out in weird places 

Some of the movies you’ve watched though are what make the night worth it

Your boys always love The Empire Strikes Back. Royal still had an old VHS copy that he, John Dutton, Thomas Rainwater and Mo all used to watch when they were at community college together. It still has the old masking tape label over it and it still works (lol)

Cecelia grew up with some of the old school live action Disney films. Johnny Tremain, 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea and Darby O’Gill and The Little People were always her favorites

Royal’s top picks include all the old James Bond movies, but he also loves the black and white movies from the ‘30s like Dracula, Frankenstein and The Mummy. The Mel Brooks comedies are his biggest picks though. The first time you watched Young Frankenstein and Dracula: Dead and Loving It, you laughed your asses off for hours

Rhett is the biggest movie nerd you’ve ever met out of all the Abbotts

The Goonies, Indiana Jones, Legend, Lord of The Rings, Time Bandits, the original Star Wars movies, Harry Potter, you name it, he’s watched it

He has amazing memories of Indiana Jones which is why it’s his favorite. When he was little, Royal spoiled him for his fifth birthday and took him to an outdoor theater where Raiders of The Lost Ark was playing. They saved up for a year and a half and when Rhett turned six, he got to go to Disneyland with Royal’s parents and went on the Indiana Jones ride only to return to Wabang with the full getup (lol)

Your kids absolutely LOVE The Goonies. Every time they go out and ride their bikes with their friends, they pretend that they’re gonna go look for One-Eyed Willie’s treasure

You and Rhett had thought about letting the kids watch Excalibur at one point but when you realized how R rated it was you guys were like “yeah not a good idea” (lol)

Rhett felt so bad when Amy watched the second Toy Story movie for the first time. She bawled her eyes out when Jessie was telling her story (and also because Rhett had given her a Jessie doll for her birthday that year) and it took both you and Rhett to calm her down even though you two were close to tears yourselves

Your kids got really scared when they watched Bambi and the wildfire scene came on. They didn’t wanna go near a bonfire for a good couple of months (lol)

Hannah, your oldest daughter absolutely LOVES Sleeping Beauty and The Little Mermaid although when she started brushing her hair by herself, Rhett was a little exasperated because she tried to use a fork to comb her hair

Peter pan would always be Amy’s favorite though. Wes and Nora Redwood, your close family friends, even made her a little ragdoll set with all the characters

But no matter what age, no matter what point in your lives you’re at

You and Rhett keep movie night going

Because it’s when your best memories with each other came about