#rhett abbott headcannons

[jungle-angel]

Random Headcannons about Rhett and the farm critters (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Warnings: Mentions of animal birth, animal abuse and neglect etc.

Tagging: @floydsmuse @floydsglasses @hangmanapologist @sebsxphia

Rhett's the animal whisperer extraordinaire. It's something he's been able to do since he was really little and his parents prided him on it

He's absolutely amazing with the horses too, they flock to him like he's one of their own, but that might be due to the fact that he keeps tons of oats and maybe a few sugar cubes in his pockets

Rhett's also delivered soooooooo many baby animals on the ranch

His first one was when he was 13. It was a horse that had come after she was rescued from an animal hoarder. Rhett was terrified out of his mind but Royal showed him the ropes and how everything would go and sure enough after four hours, she gave birth to a surprisingly healthy little foal

His record is fifteen calves in a single day. He felt really bad that one of them came on your third date night and that you had to help deliver, but when you and Rhett held that baby calf and handed her off to mom, you were MELTING

When the sow and her mate had a litter, you and Rhett took in the two runts. One you had named Wilbur and the other, Rhett had gotten into his head to name "Chris P. Bacon"

You even have a small space in the house that's become your personal baby animal nursery. So many critters have passed through that room

Rhett even helped the barn cat birth her litter. It was way too cold to keep them in the hayloft so you brought them all inside

Royal won't admit that he's a big softie, but when he held the kittens for the first time, he kinda cried

Cecelia will help where she can, but finding forever homes for the critters is her specialty

[strawhbrrries]

masterlist

requests are currently open for: frank castle, frankie morales, dagger squad, joel miller and rhett abbott

Joel Miller

three gifts and a kiss: three gifts and a kiss is all it took for you to break the walls around Joel Miller’s heart.

Frankie Morales

can't shoot whiskey: you can’t shoot whiskey and somehow you end up in frankie’s room.

Frank Castle

cowgirl: a trip to the store with your dad’s best friend ends in a lack of a swimsuit and the feeling of his beard scratching you forever engraved in your mind.

ride, cowgirl: neither of you can keep last night off your mind, needing more Frank finds comfort in your room.

cowboy hats: five days and five nights without a single word from frank, what an asshole. an asshole who looks too damn good in a cowoy hat.

dbf!frank castle + guitar: frank picks up the guitar and plays it on his porch

dirty, greedy, girl: you need a place to stay and you find comfort in Frank’s bed (underneath him).

tattoo artist!frank: you take the chance with a very praised tattoo artist and find out how ruggedly handsome he is.

frank castle + vacation: you finally convince frank to take a vacation and he does actually enjoy it.

frank castle + the club: frank is finding it increasingly hard not to fuck you in front of the entire club.

frank nap headcannons

inked: frank castle was praised for his work constantly, leading you to get a thigh piece. which then leads you into a problem because your artist is so fucking attractive.

delicate masterlist: a sweet older gentleman moves into the house next door, or rather a few acres away. he spends a few evenings with your dad and consequently earns the attention of a much younger girl, you.

frank castle + jersey shore: no matter how much frank denied liking reality tv, he always ends up watching in twenty minutes later.

frank castle + finding pretty shells: frank finds you the prettiest shells at the beach!

all that matters masterlist!: working with a world renowned tattoo artist who knows his own beauty has more cons than pros. the main one being that he's infuriating and it turns you on.

invisible string: all along there was some invisible string tying you to frank castle.

Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw

bradley "rooster" bradshaw + poison by bell biv devoe: miss her, kiss her, love her.

Robert "Bob" Floyd

robert "bob" floyd + the florist: bob visits your floral shop everyday.

robert "bob" floyd + concerts: all the reasons bob was glad he went to a concert with you.

babys breath masterlist: bob stumbles into the nearest florist to the funeral he’s attending and, unknowingly, charms jake seresin’s sweet younger sister with all the anxious charm he possesses.

Rhett Abbott

hell on heels: you made the devil a deal; he made you pretty, he made you smart and rhett abbott she’s coming after you.

hell on heels pt.2: how long can rhett sneak around honey before his actions catch up to him?

rhett abbott + “i love you, every part of you”: rhett loves you, every part of you. even the parts you hate.

rhett abbott + lazy sundays: sundays with rhett were your favorite day of the week.

[lewmagoo]

yay for positivity night! shout out to a few of my favorite writers:

@laracrofted: Jake and Nora?? literally adore them so much I can’t even put it into words (not to mention rockstar Rhett and his sexiness)

@gretagerwigsmuse: Jordan is one of my favorite Bradley writers in the entire fandom. her Bradley and smart aleck mean so much to me, I am always rereading different chapters

@sometimesanalice: hello to my other favorite Bradley girlie! like I can series? leave the light on series? all the sexy one shots? is there anything she can’t do??

@withahappyrefrain: Abby and her agenda to peg Jake is my favorite thing. the parking spot series is one of my favorite Jake interpretations and she does an amazing job of making him annoying without being overbearing

@hangmanssunnies: can I even write an appreciation list without mentioning Coley’s HWS!Jake? absolutely not! he is one of the most unique Jakes I’ve ever read, yet still so realistic to the canon version we were given in the movie. I absolutely adore him and sugar

@delopsia: all hail the Rhett Abbott fic writer. Del is fucking amazing at building history and creating depth to Outer Range’s most 2D main character. I love all the thought and love and care that goes into their version of Rhett (also I literally never stop thinking about ghost Rhett, he’s always on my mind)

@bobfloydsbabe: mob. boss. Bob. need I say more??? I don’t, but I will! Helena is an amazing writer - everything she puts out is amazing but MBB is my personal favorite, the character development she’s given that series is incredible and I’m excited to see more!

@peachystenbrough: I cannot say enough nice things!! between Bob and Rhett and Miles there’s so many amazing things with such a variety of vibes. soft, sweet, sexy! it’s a smorgasbord of goodness!!

@rhettabbotts: dilf!Rhett and babysitter AU my beloved. they have such a special place in my heart and I love how Shelby always encourages us to give headcannons out them and then gets equally as !!!! about the ideas we send as we get excited about her writing!!!

@sunlightmurdock: I seriously cannot pick a favorite story there’s so many good ones to choose from. but top three: pursuit Bradley, professor Bradley, and in too deep Jake (god those were hard to pick, how do you choose when they’re all so amazing??)

@top-hhun: afterburn? line of sight? how it’s done???? I literally think about your Jakes all the time they’re all so freaking good!! I love them!

@lewmagoo: duh! of course! how could I not put you on here? you’re an amazing writer and I love everything you’ve shared with us!

okay. I definitely missed a bunch of people but I can’t send in my entire follow list or we’d be here all night. I hope everyone has a great weekend, love you all 🩷

much love to you darlin 🥹

[sebsxphia]

Sebbie my dear, I just wanted to pop in and wish you a very, very Happy Easter!!! I hope you got to spend it with lots of family and friends and that you guys got to do something fun too 🥰🥰🥰🥰💐💐💐💐

I saw this pic and all I could think of were Governor Abbott's boys, running around the property and around the governor's office, wreaking havoc with Billy Tillerson's little boy who's their best friend (I have a headcannon that Billy married Sheriff Joy's niece after Rhett appointed Joy as police commissioner and was cut off from his family for doing so, especially after they had their little boy). But the thought of Rhett's boys, Tatum and Tanner running around the halls of the governor's offices in their little cowboy hats, hiding under Rhett's desk and playing pranks on idiotic land developers with Colt Tillerson and Rose Hawk?? I'm sorry Sebbie, but I'm practically screaming at the thought!!! (lol).

my love! thank you so much for stopping by 🥹 this year, my parents and only sibling are out of the country and i just got to spend it with my partner, which in my eyes, is the best easter i could ask for 🥹 none the less, i hope you had a lovely easter and got to spend it with the people you love! 💗

this photo and concept is so sweet! i couldn’t agree more, this is 1000% governor abbott’s little ones. they’re never seen without their cowboy hats, similar to rhett. i wanna give that man babies so bad 😭💌

[callsign-joyride]

Weekly wrap-up!

The one where I neglect my drafts. (But you can send in headcannon ideas for any of them!)

Rules & Regulations - I still haven't started writing chapter 6 lmao Mad World took over my week.

John Wayne - I wrote one paragraph.

Mad World - The prologue for my Rhett Abbott apocalypse AU was uploaded on Thursday. I'll post chapter one when I finish writing chapter two.

Yankee Rose - Still working on it!

Imagines/oneshots - I got an idea for a Rooster fluff that might take a smutty turn

Other writing goals - I have an ideas notebook now. But the spacebar on my laptop is being really shitty and there have been times when I've been tempted to throw it at the wall.

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[bradshawswife]

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* >> smut

✩>> angst

✿>> fluff

writing below the cut

top gun maverick:

general headcannons:

-> tiktok dances >> how I think they would react to tiktok dances

bradley “rooster” bradshaw ✈️

one shots :

-> Teasin’ Pictures * >> One morning while Bradley was working, you decided to be the absolute brat you are.

-> Little Freak ✩*>> You and Bradley dated for a few years in college, before he promptly leaves you behind. Now, a decade later, you both are reminiscing on the better parts of your lives. | part 2 ✩✿*

-> Play it Again ✿>> You and your friend visit her boyfriend, whos stationed in San Diego. While at a party, a tall sandy brunette haired Aviator takes a special interest in you.

blurbs/drabbles:

-> Hot Tub Nights * >> You and Bradley spend the night unwinding in the new hot tub.

-> How Bradley Proposes ✿

headcannons:

-> NSFW Alphabet *

-> Strong Girl ✿ >> Rooster loves em strong

-> Suntanning * >> Rooster comes home to see his girl in the Sun.

-> Lonely Nights ✿* >> You’re a chronic over-thinker, and Bradley is always there for you.

robert “bob” floyd ✈️

one shots:

-> Alone with Bob *✿>> Bob is a reserved guy. He's fairly shy in public, but once he's alone with you? Oh prepare for the best night of your life. Readers call sign is Bee 🐝 part 2 (coming soon)

-> That One Night ✿* >> You & Bob finally stop being idiots. You realize the love you both have for each other after Y/N went on a date with another man.

-> Passenger Door ✿ >> bob was raised by his lovely mother, and is ever the gentleman, always.

-> After the Bar *✿ >> Bob usually can keep it in his pants when you’re around, until this one night after the bar.

headcannons:

-> nicknames *✿ >> you & bob love nicknames.

jake “hangman” seresin ✈️

one shots:

-> Drunk Flirting ✿>> Hangman and his friends break out into song.

-> How many?* >> You’ve always faked every single orgasm and Hangman takes it as a challenge. Later Hangman is counting all of your orgasms during sex. (coming soon)

outer range:

rhett abbott

one shots:

-> baby blue ✩>> rhett meets, then loses the love of his life in a matter of days. Based on George Strait’s song, Baby Blue.

drabbles:

-> pleasing *

-> kitchen love *

[nobody7102]

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Narnia

Believe me (Peter Pevensie x Reader)*

Avengers

Grey Hairs (Pepperony)<3

Spider-Man

The Spider-Man and Spinneret Master List (Tobey! Peter Parker)<3*

Late for the Love of my Life Master-List (All 3 Peters)<3*

Unless you Mean It (Andrew/tasm! Peter Parker x reader)* Part 2 <3*

I Don’t Hate You Master-List (Andrew/tasm! Peter Parker x Reader) <3*

Bucky Barnes

Play Along (Bucky x Reader)!

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Flying above the city <3 #

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In Another Life Master-List (Foggy Nelson x Reader)*

Harry Potter (no longer writing)

Marauders Era

7th Year (headcannon)<3

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Voltron (no longer writing)

Not Going Anywhere (Pidge Gunderson x Reader)<3

Pride and Prejudice (no longer writing)

Pride and Patience (lizzyXdarcy) <3

Breakdown of “Pride and Patience”

IT Chapter 2 (no longer writing)

Losers in Life (Stanley Uris x Reader, Platonic Losers club)*

We Are Here (Eddie Kaspbrak x Reader)<3*

Top Gun

Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw

NSFW Alphabet!

Unless You Are A Fool <3

Good Girl !#

Robert 'Bob' Floyd

NSFW Alphabet!

Being Bob's GF<3 #

The Killjoy (Bob x Reader)

Bad Day <3

It’s Okay *

Late Night/Early Morning Cuddles <3 #

Sneaking out your window <3 #

Lovesick <3#

Glass !#

NSFW Soft Bobby !#

Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin

NSFW Alphabet!

A Very Long Time !

Tom ‘Iceman’ Kazansky

How It Used To Be <3

Pete ‘Maverick’ Mitchell

NSFW Throughts! #

Formalities !#

Marks !#

Mickey ‘Fanboy’ Garcia

Trying for a baby <3 #

NSFW Thoughts ! #

NSFW Trying for a baby ! #

Cessna <3 #

Really? <3#

Finding out he’s married <3 #

They’ve got a pool <3# Part 2

Beg !#

Do you like it when I use Spanish? !#

Happy Birthday Amor <3

Outer Range

Rhett Abbott

NSFW Thoughts! #

Soft Thoughts <3 #

Our Song <3

Braided hair ! #

Hooliganism <3 #

Theatre Mom <3 #

Late Night/Early Morning Cuddles <3 #

NSFW Trying For a Baby ! #

Mummy <3 #

Siblings <3 #

Skunk <3 # Skunk Part 2

The Twins <3 #

The Kids #

Horny Toad <3 #

Interrupting !#

Bad Times At The El Royals

Miles Miller

Late Night/Early Morning Cuddles <3 #

Camaro <3 #

Sleepwalk <3 #

Purple <3 #

Little Benny <3 # Little Benny Part 2

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Spaghetti Sauce <3 #

Still? !#

Lake Tahoe <3#

Salem’s Lot

Ben Mears

You fainted <3 #

Dad Ben <3 #

Pregnancy Hcs <3 # Part 2

Cold House <3 #

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Jealous Ben <3 # part 2

Strip !#

Tomato’s <3#

Relax !<3#

Bathtub !#

Waiting <3 #

Set It Up

Charlie Young

Friends !#

Lingerie !#

Boobs !<3#

Bad day cheer up <3#

[jungle-angel]

Random College!Rhett headcannons: Part 1 (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Notes: I haven’t seen The Line yet, but I have seen comedies like “Animal House” and “Old School” so I’ve gotten alot of headcannons from that and as a result Frat!Rhett has been living in my head rent free. I was a little bit nervous to do this, but all the same, I’m glad I did (lol). Sorry if it’s a little long, I had to pack alot in (if you catch my drift, lol). 

Tagging: @sebsxphia @bradleybeachbabe​ @bobfloyds​

Rhett is the president of the Delta Tau Epsilon fraternity at one of the colleges in Montana and oh does that house have a rep (but in the funniest possible way of course)

Kayce Dutton is his right hand man, new pledges always go through Kayce before going to Rhett and when Rhett’s away, whatever Kayce says, goes

The guys in the frat were kinda nerdy in high school so Rhett and Kayce have a particularly soft spot for the nerds. They’re also really close with the nerd frat on campus and any time anybody needs extra tutoring, they go to them

When Rhett met you, you were kind of a shy little freshman who was two years behind him. He really, really liked you because you loved to hide out in the library but you also loved to go out and have a good time

Your first party at the house though?? Holy shit, did shenanigans ensue

It all started with the new pledges engaging in a challenge to see who could shotgun the most beers in under ten minutes. One poor freshman got beer up his nose and it ended with one of Rhett’s frat brothers having to take the kid into the bathroom to help him blow it all out his nose. The kid was ok but the brothers kept an eye on him the rest of the night and well into the next morning

Three other pledges were on their knees, hands behind their backs while Rhett, Kayce and another guy were up on the staircase balcony dropping flaming hot Cheetos from above and the guys having to catch them in their mouths

Sooooo many drinking games in the basement.....quarters, bloody knuckles, boom cup, kegstands (lol)

Some of the new pledges got a chance to show off their stand-up skills and some of them had the whole crowd in stitches by the end

When you and Rhett officially started dating, you became known as “The First Lady Of The Frat” 

And ever since then the guys call you Mom and Dad

If you stayed over and the newbies were getting too loud, the older ones would shush them and be like “Mom and Dad are asleep” 

One time one of the brothers who was on the football team threw his back out during practice and was laid up on the couch with a little bell to ring any time he needed something and it was literally every two seconds that he was ringing that bell. Kayce ended up having to take care of him most of the day while Rhett had to meet with the Dean of the History Department, which was annoying as hell 

Rhett: “RING THAT BELL ONE MORE TIME AND I’M STICKIN IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!!!......Kayce: “DAD’S HOME!!!!” 

The morning after a rager, you often had to be on standby with the puke buckets which were a little less than pleasant

But oh did you make the best hangover breakfasts ever.....eggs, bacon, toast, sausage, coffee, a little bit of rosemary and olive oil bannock on the side. You’re everybody’s favorite cook which makes Rhett’s raging housewife kink flare up

When you’re cooking the hangover specials, he’ll come up behind you and pin you against the stove only to rub the raging hard-on packed into his Wranglers against the back of your thigh and against your ass

Had a long day and are kinda burned out from studying? Rhett will clean up his room and get it in a sexy mood before he lays you down on the bed and starts giving you a full body massage. If you need a hot bath, he’s running you one in the joint bathroom to help you relax. He’s tried out the mating press with you in the bathroom and it felt soooooo fucking good (lol)

On nights when the toga parties get a little too wild and you and Rhett need a moment, he’ll bring you up to his room which sometimes ends up with the two of you falling right into the bed 

There’s a heatwave hanging over the town and the campus? Rhett and his frat brothers will dig a big pit in the backyard, fill it with ice and let everybody relax in it. When it melts? MUD WRESTLING!!!!!!

If the heatwave lasts more than a week, Rhett and the guys gather everybody up and go down to the reservoir to make a giant slip n’ slide down into the water 

You had first dibs since you were the First Lady but as soon as you hit the water, you lost your bikini top. Rhett ended up diving in and searching for it only to come back up with your bikini top in his teeth and a big shit-eating grin on his face

When it’s tick season, Rhett will literally ram it into the guys heads that they’d better check themselves and each other before and after they go traipsing through the woods or high grass. If you’re trying to check an area that’s a little hard to reach, he’ll bring you upstairs to his room for a full on pussy inspection to make sure. He’s even got a kit that has a homemade oil mix in it that’ll kill the ticks. Sometimes he’ll just use it as an excuse to rub it all in there anyways just so he can hear you moan and get you off (lol)

When Rhett walks you home at night, the rest of the frat are stationed in the trees, in the bushes or in their vehicles parked on the side of the road to keep a watch out for the frat boys who are actual assholes 

And if Rhett can’t walk you home for one reason or another? Kayce and the rest of the boys basically become your secret service escort

But there was one night you knew you wouldn’t forget 

The guys were throwing a rager to blow off some steam after midterms

And they set up a dance floor in the middle of the living room

Everybody cleared the way for you and Rhett, the President and First Lady of Delta Tau Epsilon

You were almost in tears when the song started playing, looking into Rhett’s eyes as he whispered a very quiet “I love you”

When “Where The Streets Have No Name” by U2 started playing, you, Rhett and the whole house started jumping which shook the house (that was also the song that would play when the football team charged out into the stadium during a game)

And when you all started singing at the same time, it reminded you of a big stadium concert

But you and Rhett didn’t let go of each other the entire time, the both of you belting out the lyrics with the others

And ever since then, you, Rhett and his frat brothers remained close for the rest of your days

[jungle-angel]

Random College!Rhett headcannons: Part 2 (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Rhett may be the President of Delta Tau Epsilon and sweet as pie towards you, but he’s definitely a dirty little shit with a kinky side to match

If you two spend the night with each other, he’s been known to keep your panties in his back pocket as his personal good luck charm (don’t worry, he makes sure they’re clean before he gives them back)

Speaking of which, he got a good laugh out of it when Kayce accidentally found your red lace skivies in the laundry the night after one of their usual Friday night ragers. When Rhett heard him scream “WHAT THE FUCK??!!!” from the basement, he was cackling

And when it comes to the frat boys who are serious assholes?? Oh the boys are fucking MENACES

One time a little shithead tried to grope your ass at a party. A Delta pledge picked up on it and it immediately went up the chain of command and when Rhett heard about it, all bets were off

He took you right up to his room and asked what happened. You were a little nervous knowing that Rhett, Kayce and another brother were in the room, but you told them everything. Rhett didn’t let you out of his sight for the rest of the night

The very next day when he rang the little ship’s bell in the kitchen, the entire fraternity jumped out of bed and immediately went into the living room (that bell is specifically to wake everybody up for a house meeting  or in an emergency)

And it was then and there that the guys knew that nobody was gonna mess with the First Lady and get away with it

All the pledges decided to come up with a challenge to help Rhett out and prove themselves

So they held a three day stakeout on the assholes who lived up the street. They were literally up in the trees in camo with camo facepaint and all their gear and watching the little shitheads for three full days

Oh man were these guys priveleged little shitheads. The Deltas all had to work their asses off for everything they had and these little twerps that the pledges spied on all week were sitting pretty, living off their parents’ money

By the third day, Rhett was wondering where the hell the new recruits were. Dinnertime rolled around, but nobody knew where they were and hadn’t seen them

You didn’t feel safe walking home that night, so Rhett let you stay for as long as you needed to

That night while you and Rhett were snuggling on the couch and watching a movie, you heard the newbies charging in through the door, all of them looking like Navy SEALS fresh out of the field, with not one, not two, but every single member of the rival asshole frat, including the one who groped you, hog tied and raised above their heads

Of course the entire Delta house gave the little peckerheads their just desserts 

Afterwards, Rhett called for a special ceremony to be held in the basement for the pledges where they were officially welcomed into the Delta Tau Epsilon Fraternity. The best part was that they got to pick their own walk-up music 

You were proud as ever of the new pledges

But even happier that Rhett and the others had stuck up for you

And ever since then, you were all too happy to be Rhett’s First Lady

[jungle-angel]

Taking Care of Rhett Headcannons: Part 2 (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Rhett secretly LOVES when you take the time to take care of him. Sometimes he doesn't say it at first but deep down, he really, really loves it

He loves the soft little scritches you give him on his back, he's told you multiple times that it's like those ASMR videos that make the hairs on your neck stand up

But there are times where you insist on taking care of him and man does it get kinda gross sometimes

For instance those feet.......his feet are fuckin gross

Even Royal can't get over how gross Rhett's feet are

"(Y/n) ya'll better wash these, his feet smell like corn chips again"

Rhett always has this scrunchy little pout on his face when you wash and scrape his feet. You will literally order him to sit his ass down on the edge of the bathtub, stick his feet in a big bucket full of hot water, sea salt and essential oils to soften the callouses on his feet before you scrape them with a pumice stone

GOD FORBID THIS MAN EATS REFRIED BEANS!!!! You will be up all night either rubbing his belly because he's backed up or you'll be up at a weird our with him, bathroom light on and him parked on the shitter (lol)

If it's the latter, it usually ends with you handing him magazines, a book or the ipad through the bathroom door along with a can of Febreeze (lol)

In late fall and early winter you give him a little tin full of O'Keefe's to keep all that cracked and dried skin under control

He loves when you use the essential oil mixes on the dried skin in winter, not just from the way they smell, but also the fact that a few rubs throughout the day help clear up the dry skin

If he gets overheated really easily in summer, you always make sure to pack extra water

And in winter you pack him a warm drink made from blood oranges and mulling spices

Rhett has a really bad habit of not eating much throughout the day, so you always make it a point to pack him a lunch

Before a ride, you always make sure that his nuggets are well protected. He blushes and gets a little embarrassed, but you and him have been trying for a kid and he knows you've gotta protect'em

If he's sick he absolutely HATES taking his medicine. Rhett's got a pretty strong gag reflex but when it comes to taking that nasty, cherry flavored shit?? He's literally gotta pinch his nose and swallow it

After a bull ride, you sometimes find yourself taking care of him more than usual

Like when he busted up his shoulder and he was on bedrest for a week and a half. You didn't mind helping him out, but helping him in the shower was a little tough

But even when he's on bedrest, you always make it a point to show him you care

Because you both mean the world to each other

[jungle-angel]

Dad!Rhett Abbott Headcannons: Part 1 (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

It was pretty tough the first year you guys had adopted Amy as your own

She was still very, very little when you and Rhett officially became her parents

Because it was very clear that Perry could not and would not take care of her. Royal and Cecelia were absolutely pissed beyond words when Perry had left the baby in the Wabang General Store

But it was an absolute blessing that you and Rhett were able to take her. It was actually Cecelia’s idea because even though Rhett had gotten into some shit in the past, he always had his head screwed on straight

And all the better that your dream home in Bozeman was finally done, Rhett knew that Amy would be better off far away from her biological father

So you packed up the week before, putting everything you could into boxes 

And you guys woke up at two in the morning to make the six hour drive. You had never seen Royal cry before, but the thought of you and Rhett leaving with his grandbaby was more than he could handle at that moment

Luckily for the two of you, the Duttons were close to where your land was, so if you needed anything, you could always holler

And when you finally got to the house, you knew it was heaven

Later that day, you had gotten a FaceTime call from Rip, Kayce, Jimmy, Teeter and Colby. They had finished the place for you guys while you and Rhett had to slug your way through the custody battle for Amy

Rhett was almost in tears when he saw what Monica, Beth and Avery had done for Amy’s nursery. It took them at least a month to paint the murals on the walls

Your new home was the first place that Amy learned how to crawl and walk. You and Rhett were constantly sending videos to Royal and Cece 

Some days after you’d come in from the garden or tending the horses, you’d find Rhett asleep on the couch with Amy right on top of him

When she started walking and picking things up? Hilarity was sure to ensue

Like the time Rhett was asleep and she just randomly clunked him between the eyes with the TV remote

Or when she’d hide in the laundry basket and would pop out and scare the shit out of Rhett

And the time she was teething and gnawed on Rhett’s nasty work boots. Rhett felt horrible when she’d cry so he’d take a little bit of the Evan Williams with honey in the cabinet and dab a little on her gums to put her to sleep

When she tried her first Oreo cookie it was the mega-stuffed variety and Amy ended up eating Rhett’s entire stash of Oreos......it did not end well 

You and Rhett were the happiest you’d ever been

Because you were building the best memories you could’ve ever wanted

And ones that you would carry with you for the rest of your days

[jungle-angel]

Hi, saw ur smut prompt list. I have 2 request, which u don’t have to do.

1. Bob: 38, 45, 48, 50, 51, 75, 77, 86, 98. 💜👓

2. Rhett: 63, 39, 45, 46, 50, 51, 77, 89, 98. 💛🐂

TY! Can’t wait to see what ur beautiful mind comes up with! 💛💜

BAAAAAAAAABES!!!!!! I'm giggling like a naughty teenager who's just been caught by the nuns at school (lol).

Bob

You guys had gone to the ranch to help the family out

But when you had a minute alone, Bob took you out to the back field for an after-dinner walk

Pretty soon, you two started engaging into a kissing game which got heated pretty quick

You and Bob laid right down there in the field, lucky for you two, the grass was tall enough to hide in

Any exposed skin on either of you and he was all over it with the love bits and the nips, getting at your most sensitive spots and leaving dark little marks everywhere

You tugged on his hair just a little bit and he went absolutely feral......it was like he couldn't get you or himself outta those clothes fast enough

After which he thoroughly fucked you in that field

You could feel the heat in his face as he kissed your stomach, moving down to your core just slightly

And when he looked up you saw he was completely red in the face

"Oh my God, Bobby you're blushing!!"

He kissed you even as he fucked you in that field

"Baby I kissed you once and you took my breath away"

"Bobby......after all this time?" you asked.

"Always", he murmured before he kissed you deeply

The very next morning you woke up right in each other's arms

Bob reached for his jeans but found that his shirt was missing

And when he looked up, he saw you wearing it

"What?" you chuckled.

"Oh you have no idea how sexy you look, wearing my shirt like that" he purred

Rhett

It was kind of a shitty night down at the Handsome Gambler

You and Rhett had been debating on whether or not to go home just yet, seeing as it was gonna snow like a bitch through most of the night

You were right in the middle of a slow dance. Rhett had punched in the numbers on the jukebox and it had played "Joy of My Life" by Christ Stapleton, turns out that had been the first dance at your wedding

As the memories of that day came back, he couldn't help but kiss you

"Rhett we're in public," you giggled as you felt his stubble on your neck

"I can't help it baby," he purred. "I kissed you once and you took my breath away"

Sweet, sweet man.....you were happy that you had said "I do" to him those two years ago

He got a little more heated with the kissing

And pretty soon, you caved too

"Chevy.......NOW!" you hissed under your breath

You immediately raced him out to the parking lot out back

And the two of you jumped right into that truck

The windows steamed up pretty quick, obscuring any view that people might have had

The minute you tugged at Rhett's hair and ran your hands through it, oh he was complete putty in your hands!!!!!

The love bites and the nips he had left soon turned dark purple as he marked his territory

"Oh darlin' everybody's gonna know you're mine"

You had no fucking idea what happened after that, it was all pretty much a blur

At least until you felt Rhett jerking a little on top of you

"Did.....did you just come?"

When you saw that shit-eating grin and heard that laugh of his, you smacked his shoulder

"Rhett Abbott, you get down here and fuck me like you mean it!"

And oh did he ever.......

You hadn't even realized what time it was until you started to see snowflakes on the windows and against the light of the streetlamps

"Alright, lets go home darlin or we'll get snowed in"

As much as you wanted to lay there with him, you two had to get home

He hurried to get his jeans back on but when he saw you wearing nothing but his shirt and your lucky black lace underwear.......

"Rhett? Rhett what are you looking at?"

"Darlin ya'll have no idea how sexy you look in that right now"

"You want me to ride home in this?"

"YES PLEASE!!!!!"

"Ok but turn the heat up, it's freezing in here."

On the ride home, he couldn't keep his hands off of you

But you didn't mind

Because it was still the best night ever

And you always would be the joy of each other's lives

[jungle-angel]

Thank you for doing my crop duster pilot request. I love it! Can I get an airplane mechanic reader?

-（。＾▽＾）anon

EEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!! Absolutely my friend!!!!! I'm so glad you loved it, I'd be more than happy to do this for ya

You and Rhett had gone out on a little adventure one day

And you stumbled on a guy who had a bunch of old airplanes for sale

Alot of people in Wabang were weirded out by the fact that you were an airplane mechanic (some of those people were just like the church folks in Footloose tbh)

But you and Rhett decided to go exploring anyways

Because he loved the way your little mind worked when you found stuff like this

But that day you found a real treasure in one of the barns

It was super rusty, but you and Rhett loved it anyways

Getting it back to the ranch? That was a whole different story

You guys had to call Wes to bring the flatbed trailer for it

"Goddamnit Rhett!! You and (y/n) are the biggest hoarders in Wabang!!" and then he hung up

But he still came to help nonetheless

You and Rhett spent hours working on that thing

And when you polished off the nose, you guys were in for the shock of your lives

Rhett found eight.......count'em, EIGHT small black swastikas on the side of the nose

"Uh......darlin? Was this by chance a German plane?"

You took a closer look but didn't know much yourself

Royal offered to do the research and traced the plane all the way back to the year 1943

But that wasn't all

You found out that the little decals on the side were confirmed kills

And also that the plane had been flown by a Tuskegee Airman during the war

You and Rhett fixed it up and soon had it looking brand new

You guys flew everywhere in that little plane

And when you guys eventually had kids, you told them the story of the plane, the men that had flown it and how it came to you and Rhett

[jungle-angel]

Rhett and Wes, best buds headcannons (Best Buddy OC)

These two......Rhett Abbott and Wes Redwood, wreaked soooooo much havoc on Wabang growing up

Oh they were as tight as two brothers from another mother could possibly be

They had a little elementary school gang that was made up of all the miscreant ranch and reservation kids

Their little gang was hated by every cranky church lady in town

And oh the stupid shit that ensued

The kids would all ride their bikes through the cemetery and try to avoid the headstones

They even played their own version of leapfrog by jumping the paddock fences. Wes’s brother, Jack, got his jeans caught in the chain links of a fence once and almost got whiplash

The minute Rhett called out “Brain Damage” on the bus to school one day and proceeded to whack Wes on the back of the head with his math book, everyone knew they were screwed. Billy Tillerson was the unfortunate victim of both Rhett and Wes one day

But they quickly took Billy under their wings after seeing what jackasses he had for brothers

Wes’s older sister and a few of her fellow middle schoolers were a part of the gang

She even taught’em how to dance to all her old school hip-hop and rap mixtapes 

Rhett and Wes got their hands on a bunch of cassette tapes and a radio and played with it for HOURS

By the time they were done they had one hell of a collection

When they got to be teenagers? God help us all

Them and the gang managed somehow to find even worse ways to beat the shit out of each other

Take for instance, “American Gladiators with ATV helmets, trash can lids and a stick” 

They were the champions of backyard wipeout

Rhett and Wes even had the gall to raid his uncle’s beer and liquor stash for a party being held out in the woods

Oh did they pay for it later.......

They drank so much that Wes’s uncle, Charlie, made them share the toilet in the downstairs bathroom of the house

“Did you two morons learn a lesson?” 

“No” 

“Then put those heads back in that crapper.....” 

Years later they had many a good laugh

But remained best buds regardless

They’re the godfathers to each other’s kids

And you’ve never seen a tighter pair than these two

[jungle-angel]

Taking Care of Rhett headcannons (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Sometimes Rhett just needs to be taken care of. He does it alot for you, but when it comes to him, you can tell that he definitely needs it

You guys were planning and in the process of building your dream home up in Bozeman, but alot of the work and paperwork for it keeps Rhett up at night so he had alot of dark circles under his eyes

You immediately knew what to do when you saw how awful they looked. The next week and a half it was ice packs and cucumber slices on the eyes

Once he was out helping Royal and he was wearing a new pair of boots he had gotten as a birthday gift. The pain from the friction was so bad that Royal had to help him limp back into the house and when you took off Rhett's boots and his socks, you saw firsthand how gross his feet were. All over there were tons of cuts, scratches, blisters and raw marks from the shoes. You had him soak his feet in hot water and clove oil which not only cleaned his feet but made them smell a million times better (lol)

Fall and winter are usually when Rhett gets a raging case of bronchitis and feels like shit. You'll usually have to make him lay down and have the rescue inhaler next to him at all times, but he doesn't mind it as much because Cecelia has this excellent recipe for "sick stew" which cleans the mucous right outta him

God forbid he gets the flu or a stomach virus. That usually ends with you having to hold his shoulders while he's praying to the porcelain god and putting him back to bed with a cool washcloth on his head

After a bull ride, Rhett has the worst body aches imaginable. They usually go from his neck to his shoulders and right straight down his back. You've rubbed enough of the aches out of him that he doesn't argue with you anymore about it. He'll just lay on the couch with you straddling his hips and sitting on his firm butt, groaning about how good you're making him feel at that moment

Not everything is sick or injury related, although that happens more often than you think

You and Rhett are the king and queen of aftercare!!!!

If you two are having seriously hot sex and you've both just come down from the high, Rhett's usually the first one to take care of you, but you make damn sure that you do the same for him

Because you two mean the world to each other

So whatever he does for you, you always make it a point to do the same for Rhett

[jungle-angel]

Dad!Rhett Abbott Headcannons: Part 2 (Rhett Abbott x Reader)

Rhett loves it when he’s able to snuggle with you and baby Amy in the early mornings

She’ll crawl out of her bed in the mornings, run into your room and crawl up the foot of the bed 

But Rhett absolutely loves it, even though it sometimes means waking up early on the weekends

He’ll be outside in the garden on the side of the house, picking the excess berries off the bushes. The huckleberries are the ones that need the most tending (because the bears will often get at’em), but Rhett always takes good care of them......even if a wild Amy eats her weight in the berries and half the bucket is gone by the time he gets in the house

One time after he had given the little ghoul her bath, Rhett held her up while you took a video and later he edited it on his computer so that it would play The Circle of Life while he lifted Amy above his head

Rip, Kayce and the rest of the crew thought he was nuts when Rhett introduced two year old Amy to the bull he planned on riding in a competition.......Amy named the bull “Stinky” 

Rhett will literally hold Amy while he’s multitasking

On the computer doing stuff for John or Thomas?? He’s got Amy in his lap

Cooking breakfast, lunch or dinner?? She’s on his hip

Riding a horse? She’s on his back in the little baby wrap that Mo and his wife made

For her second birthday, you and Rhett made her a little denim jacket that said “Daddy’s Rodeo Princess” on the back in sequins

He’ll build giant pillow forts when it’s raining or snowing outside and Amy will play in them for hours

His whole entire camera roll is pics of you and Amy 

Because you and her are his queen and his princess

And he can’t live without either of you