#rip & tear

[skxrbrand]

If I have to do anymore social interaction today

[eventually--darling]

im so fucking sick of disney buying the distribution rights to kdramas and only making them available in like 3 countries this is against the hallyu spirit

[finnitesimal]

everyday I remember missa taught chayanne how to cook and I die 1 million times

[chillasscactus]

“link and zelda live together and share a bed” this and “zelda kicked link out of his own house” that………..no one wants consider the possibility that link is a rat bastard landlord who rents his cottagecore loft studio airbnb to the princess of hyrule…

[starryyskies]

shes,,,,,so cute,,,

[naffeclipse]

During the brainstorming phase of Cryptid Sightings (so so long ago,) one concept I was fiddling with was demonic cryptids couldn't enter sunlight. They simply can't exist in such brightness due to their nature, except for, of course, Eclipse aka Sun while possessing a vessel. I even had a scene in mind of Moon cornering some poor sucker cryptid at the crack of dawn after said cryptid threatened/harmed Y/N. The cryptid taunted Moon by saying how he couldn't get them now—they were in the sunlight.

And Moon smiled wide, black goo seeping from between the faceplate's teeth as he stepped into the morning brightness, the vessel shifting to bright yellows and reds, and now bearing a terrible grin of ink and teeth.

"Oh, but I can, friend."

[grandapplewit]

Hob: Lucifer Morningstar.

Morpheus: yes, that’s what I—

Hob, a medieval peasant: LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

[fortunelowtier]

Kongs story: An emotional journey through the hollow earth to save his people who he thought were all but lost until now, getting his ass handed to him in the process on numerous occasions, bro is straight up having the worst day of his life

the Goji subplot: He senses a disturbance in the force and then immediately starts a fuckin roid rage across the planet bulking up like hes XP grinding while listening to the Doom Eternal and Ultrakill OSTs on his Titan Raycons (tm)

[spookystirfry]

Ire the Pactless Human mortal, slayer of two Archdevils and general bogeyman of the hells 🪓😠

[alleesaur]

BIG RUN IS IMMINENT

[heynhay]

will you break and take all the words from my mouth?

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

come get yer Laughin'stock! get it hot off the press! free Laughin'stock right here!

[darthmalewife]

Clone Wars era trip to a planet where men dawning lavish dresses is the norm so to follow cultural tradition Obi-Wan, Anakin, Rex and Cody all have to get dressed up and go to this big event

Cody looks fucking fabulous and he knows it, there is a slit in the dress showing off those toned legs and Obi-Wan is struggling to remember the point of the mission

Rex is having great fun, if he spins the fabric flows about and it amuses him greatly, also a Prince just told him he has a sweet ass?!

Obi-Wan looks like some kind of God, the fabric shimmers in the light, noone can keep their eyes off him [this is also how they find out he has 3 tattoos] and the dress is backless so several photos of that man's shoulders as he reaches to grab something are now online also Rex has to keep smacking Cody because he's been staring at his general's arms for quite some fucking time now

Anakin keeps getting mistaken for a Princess and he's not amused, not at the dress or the royalty comparisons he just fucking hates the colour "Obi-Wan, why do I have to wear lavender? It doesn't work with my pales tones everyone knows I look better in black!" "Anakin there are currently 3 women eyeing you up, stop complaining"

On an unrelated note Rex has just been offered a small city for someone's hand in marriage, Obi-Wan and Cody have been given one room to share because everyone thinks they're a couple [they will be if Cody keeps looking like that for much longer] and some politician has already sent Padme pictures of Anakin

There' a poll on the Holonet after pictures are released publicly:

[introspectivememories]

the funniest possible thing that could happen is if mercedes keeps hiring childhood best friends for their team and everybody's holding their breath waiting for them to tear each other apart like brocedes except it doesn't happen bc everyone else is normal about each other and brocedes is just that fucked up that they would've torn each other apart even if they were on different teams

[egberts]

Why do you post so much more about Fig, where is the precious Lou content 😭😭😭

I literally just noticed the last few posts have been all about fig like fifteen minutes before you sent this, I swear before that louis was getting more lime light than him. they flip flop

here he is leeching warmth from the dryer the other day

and this is him tearing up a box for sport

[royalarchivist]

Roier: I love you. You're the best Egg.

Jaiden: You're gonna grow to be big and strong, Bobby!

Happy 1 year birthday to the original QSMP Eggs and my favorite little guy of all time, Bobby! Here are some highlights of Roier and Jaiden's first interactions with Bobby. 🥲💙