#rip doppio

[wallywest]

oh your wind? it's golden now. yeah, sorry

(aka, woe doodle dump be upon ye)

[ask-doppio]

Taking you out for a long walk on a beach

Yeah, sure. As long as I don't have to fight you or anyone else in there - my last time on Costa smeralda was fucking awful.

[ovrarches]

You know Matthew Bourne's version of Swan Lake? Jam ballet AU with Alex as the prince, Tom as his choreographer, and whoever else as the Swan. And the entire time Tom is watching the Swan and Alex Prince like 😳😳 damn! wish that were me.

oooh I googled it and 😳 the possibilities…..

‘wish that were me’ is ballet au!thomas’s entire characterization I’m ngl 😭 also very funny though that you kinda predicted the ending of that specific au because thomas does become a choreographer eventually (after he sorts his shit out)

but for now he’s just alex’s teacher, specifically alex’s :)

[cuntstable]

i was thinking earlier while commuting about if you took all the jojo villains and made them fight with out stands who would win like some kind of a anime twitter powerscaling thing but just purely who could actually throw a punch and like the obvious top 2 are clearly kars and dio due to not being human but like out of all the HUMANS. i genuinely think that doppio would clear everyone else. i know that thang BITES

[rabbithub]

While these are not the best koala-tea drawings, have these two practice birb bois.

(getting back in the saddle hold on and bear with me)

[capobegone]

The Hashiras’ Starbucks Orders (As told by a barista)

Capo job reveal! During my lovely six months working at Starbucks, I have acquired enough knowledge of my craft to confidently predict people’s orders. Just today, a lady came up who looked like she would order a caramel ribbon crunch five minutes before closing, and she proceeded to do exactly that! Which got me thinking—I love my job, and I love KNY, so why not use this superpower to match the drink to the Hashira?

So, uh, here we are!

Kanroji Mitsuri

-Starting off strong with our pink drink girlie! To be specific, it’s a pink drink with matcha cold foam. One of my coworkers gets some variation of this regularly and says it’s delicious.

-I couldn’t decide between matcha or pink drink for her so we met in the middle!

Kocho Shinobu

-In my heart, I desperately want to give her a Dragon Drink, but we all know that is not what she would get. Perhaps on a special occasion!

-Shinobu is a black brewed coffee type of gal, because it’s fast and efficient and will get her through the day so she can return to her Douma-killing, hospital-running routine! Girlboss!

Iguro Obanai

-We know from canon that Obanai can’t have heavier things without feeling sick, so one sip from Mitsuri’s drink would probably kill him instantly. Enter the light and fresh passion tea! It’s herbal and easy on the palate, which is right up his alley. His Starbucks dates with Mitsuri are officially saved!

-The pup cup is for Kaburamaru :D

Uzui Tengen

-He likes the drinks with long names so it’s extra flashy when the baristas call them out. Therefore, he gets the White Chocolate Macadamia Cream Cold Brew. -Besides, look how pretty that is!! I bet he has one of those bedazzled tumblers for extra flamboyance.

Tomioka Giyuu

-To be honest, I have literally no explanation for this. I thought about him and my brain immediately provided Hazelnut Latte with oat milk. So that’s what he gets.

-It’s warm and comforting which my man definitely needs. Besides the oat milk implies he’s lactose intolerant which is hilarious LMAO rip Giyuu

Shinazugawa Sanemi

-Sanemi strikes me as a pretty down to earth, no-nonsense kind of guy in his day to day. Therefore, he gets a classic Americano. (He’ll get it hot in the winter.)

-Surprisingly, I feel like he would be pretty nice to the baristas. A little gruff, but respectful and would probably tip his change. Unless you fuck with him, so best to just give him his coffee and bid him adieu.

Rengoku Kyojuro

-Alright, alright, I know I’m taking the easy way out on this one. But I genuinely think he would get it because it looks like him and he finds it amusing! It’s popular with his juniors too, so he’d probably get them drinks as well. -I actually had this drink today and it was pretty good, so he would stick around for the bright flavor!

Tokito Muichiro

-I wanted to say London Fog SO BADLY LMAO but let’s be real he’s like fourteen years old. The Vanilla Bean Frappuccino is every child’s favorite, which is valid because it’s fucking delicious.

-One day he would come in and slam a doppio espresso and give all the baristas a heart attack.

Himejima Gyoumei

-Gyoumei definitely strikes me as a warm and cozy drink guy, so he gets a chai tea latte!

-It’s wholesome and delicious. He’ll cry when the baristas give it to him because it’s so good. Often comes by to pick up a drink for Genya because Sanemi refuses to do it himself.

Anyway that concludes my official analysis! Which is totally based in facts and data and not at all conjecture. As always if I missed your skrunkle feel free to infiltrate my ask box or replies! And I wanna hear your ideas too so do tell if you have a different take :D <3

[greghatecrimes]

PPTH Gang + What I Think They’d Order At Starbucks, brought to you in incredible and unnecessarily extra detail by a very tired barista!

House: Black eye (black coffee with two shots of espresso), adds his own cream and sugar very sparingly. Occasionally when he’s alone he orders a Caramel Ribbon Crunch frap (guilty pleasure).

Wilson: Grande hot latte with soy milk. He used to order the “skinny vanilla” (latte with skim milk and sugar free vanilla) but stopped because House made fun of him for ordering the white mom drink.

Cuddy: This woman will drink any kind of coffee she can get her hands on in the morning. Even really, really shitty coffee. She just needs something to get through the day. But if she’s got time for Starbucks, I know she’s absolutely getting a tall Brown Sugar Oat Milk Shaken Espresso with two extra shots of espresso (four total). (That is a lot of espresso for a small drink and she needs all of it). She looks so stressed out that the barista draws a smiley face or a star next to her name on the cup, or writes “have a great day!”

Cameron: The Taylor Swift latte. Grande skim latte with caramel. She’s a basic bitch but she knows what she likes, good for her! In the fall she’s 100% a pumpkin spice latte girl and she probably also has the date written on her calendar for when Peppermint Mochas come back in the winter. When asked her name: “It’s Allie, A-L-L-I-E. Thanks!” automatically spells it out to make the barista’s life 3x easier.

Chase: Cameron orders for him because Chase has no idea what the names for anything are. Also likes a good Peppermint Mocha around Christmas (Cameron got him hooked; he stops drinking them after the divorce). Rest of the year he goes for an Americano, iced or hot, with almond milk. His Starbucks name is Bob, which never fails to make Cameron laugh. (Now I’m imagining putting that order out and yelling “ICED AMERICANO FOR BOB!” into a busy cafe and Chase standing there cluelessly like “who? me?” until Cameron nudges him, and I’m laughing my ass off)

Foreman: Regular, plain ol’ black coffee, any kind of dark roast. He adds his own cream very liberally but isn’t a fan of sugar in his coffee.

Thirteen: I spent way too much time thinking of the perfect thing for her. If she just gets coffee at work, just regular decaf coffee is fine. The bitter taste wakes her up since there’s no caffeine. If she wants a nice coffee, I think she’d like a decaf Doppio (two shots of espresso) with a bit of almond milk, one pump of vanilla, and one pump of hazelnut. Hot or iced, but always decaf. Gently but firmly tells the barista to please make sure it’s decaf because she’s “caffeine intolerant” (not wholly a lie. Helps her avoid the caffeine jitters.) Never uses her real name, either gives a random one or just says “Thirteen, like the number” when asked for a name by the barista. Always leaves a tip when she has cash. Orders her drink iced at any time of year if she’s in the mood for it and gets harassed by House for it.

Kutner: Rotates between different superhero names for his Starbucks name (Tony Stark, Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Clint Barton, etc.). Taub wants to melt through the floor every time he gets coffee with Kutner and his order is called out. Kutner thinks it’s hilarious. I really feel like he would be happy with anything you give him, but I think his go to if he’s specifically at Starbucks would be a java chip frap despite the fact that Taub lectures him about it (if he’s gonna treat himself to expensive coffee it may as well taste good!!). Also RIP Kutner you would have loved the Dragon Drink so much (both for the badass name AND the fact that it’s purple)

Taub: Doesn’t go to Starbucks often, probably really only goes with Kutner. Just orders a regular latte or cappuccino. He says he doesn’t see the point of adding in all the flavors and stuff because it’ll just drown out the coffee. Might put some cinnamon on top if there’s a shaker of it on the condiment bar. Would add cinnamon or nutmeg at home if he has the luxury of having a late morning and making his own coffee.

Bonus! Amber: Drinks iced coffee in the middle of a blizzard. Could also down shots of espresso like they’re tequila. The most intense bitch. Would be very visibly tense or stressed when ordering but as soon as her order’s done she’d thank the barista pretty genuinely. Go-to order is a cinnamon dolce latte, no whip but keep the cinnamon dolce powder.

[nicecarito]

Okay this might be a stupid question or I missed something, but didn't café rip off his mom's arms? I was just wondering because in the recent drawing which, amazing as always, she had her arms in tact so I thought I'd ask, it got me curious<3

You should keep in mind that all my characters and old stories I have since 2019. As the years have gone by, I have developed my characters and that includes their backstories (besides these years I have also taken the opportunity to continue with my rehabilitation, going to the psychologist and psychiatrist, that has helped me in some way not only with my own person, but also with the way I write my stories and characters) So, it is natural that many of the things that I had written or said years ago have changed (besides that is also normal in any developing story).

The story of Mr. Café and his siblings has changed in many ways, because I want the points of view of each character to feel a little more human.

Mr. Café represents those people who take the responsibilities of their parents being very young (very young parents, who were still growing up and not quite adults) and also, Mr. Café represents those whose heart can't let go of people no matter how much they have hurt them in the past (Instead, people like Doppio, is the kind of person who leaves behind those who have done nothing good in his life).

Café has not broken his mother's arms, but he had conflicts with her in the past for taking the responsibilities that corresponded to her and even more when Café decided to emigrate to the United States (Rooibos City) and take his siblings with him.

In spite of everything, Café is still a present son for his mother (being the first born) and she, even with her rough personality, knows that it was the best thing for her other children and that they are better off with Café.

[friend-maddie]

list of JJBA characters that I think have their nipples pierced

DIO

three of the pillar men (not Santana)

Joseph

Lisa Lisa

Star Platnium but not Jotaro

Avdol

Mariah

Keicho

Okuyasu wants to, but he has to wait til he's 18.

Akira

Formaggio

Rissoto (the balls on his say N,E,R, and O to match his hat)

Diavolo (technically Doppio too, but he was Diavolo when he got it done)

Jolyne

Ermes

Weather

Anasui

and Gyro, but one of Gyro's got ripped out and he hasn't gotten it redone yet

[mister13eyond]

Doppio inside his and Diavolo's headspace after committing a grisly murder and ripping out some guy's tongue:

[todomitoukei]

I don't usually dislike endings to things. I am very easy to please. Usually when I see a movie it's my favorite movie immediately until I watch another movie.

But like. It really hurts to see that every character I related to has been screwed over or killed in some way. I understand that it's my fault for being a villain fan, for relating to Dabi's and Tomura's and Himiko's backstories despite them having killed people and thinking that the series would extend them a modicum of kindness that it had been saying it could, that I am now hurt like this. I understand not all series are like DBZ in which they spare most of their villains like Vegeta or 18 or Majin Buu. Not every protagonist is Goku, not every antagonist is Frieza. I get it.

It'd be fine if there were just us villain fans complaining into the void. Even if I were the only one upset, it'd be fine. I've had unpopular opinions before, I just wrote AU fanfiction for it then. I'm familiar with death to canon, I am in the FNAF and Danny Phantom fandoms, my favorite characters are William Afton and freaking Pariah Dark. What hurts most is the posts claiming that there's something wrong with my reading comprehension for not liking how things ended. That I should've known it was coming and agreed with them being killed off like that and that I'm stupid for expecting otherwise, that it was the only realistic option. Realistic, when there are characters who survived far worse, such as Nagant who exploded twice and Toshinori who had his intestines ripped out. Realistic when there's a boy who can literally explode his own sweat and a girl who is a frog.

Why do we immediately jump to question someone's reading comprehension and intelligence when they have a different opinion? And why is it my fault if I misunderstood a work, and not the author's for making things unclear? Isn't the point of reading to make your own understanding and discuss it with others, isn't that what's supposed to be fun about this? I'm hesitant to really talk about my opinions on MHA because of this, that's why I am sending this on anon and with a pseudonym. I don't like being called stupid, even if someone doesn't say it to my face. It makes me want to leave the fandom and go watch something else.

I hope I'm not just reading antagonism into people's posts, my family says I tend to read antagonism into people's actions where there isn't any. But it really feels like they are upset with us when I see it over and over again and see people saying "LOV stans DNI" and stuff.

Sorry for the huge wall of text, I guess I'm more upset about the fandom than the ending itself. I tried to format this in a way that is understandable, but it is very hard to type on mobile.

I hope you have a good day and thank you for your time. I appreciate the chance to vent anonymously. It's been eating at me since Shigaraki's end.

Feel free to delete this if you change your mind about hosting the vents, and if you start feeling badly do please take care of yourself. Don't forget to drink a water and eat a food.

- Doppio

First of all, no worries, your feelings are absolutely valid so don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

It's interesting people say us being upset about the villains' endings is due to a lack of reading comprehension when, like you said, it's inconsistent when taking into account the fact that the hero characters simply all get better off, surviving the craziest things while the villains die if someone just looks at them funny.

If I could be bothered and had the time or energy I could dissect the entire trainwreck that is this story and talk about how bad the writing is. This is not me being subjective, it's simply objectively not a well-written story. It's fine if people enjoy it and even like the ending, but objectively speaking, it is full of inconsistency, retconning and even if we take the technicalities out of it, the messages the story sends in the end are just awful.

The fact the story starts and ends by verbally telling us it's about reaching out to and helping people, only for anyone that is part of an oppressed group (queer people, physically and mentally disabled people, abuse victims etc) and is somehow different cannot and will not be saved, while the perpetrators, those in privileged positions of power, will continue to live life without any actual consequences is rather questionable.

If the story had always had that black and white tone, if it had always suggested to us that people that suffer and stand up for themselves will be left behind and rot in jail or die, fine. But the story suggested on multiple occasions that they could be saved and that they also had a point.

So don't let anyone tell you that you're wrong or don't have reading comprehension when the opposite is true. We have every right to feel frustrated when the ending doesn't line up with the messages it used to send and replaced them with the worst messages a hero story (or any story for that matter) could send.

Also, anyone that feels seen and represented by the lov, please know that you're valid and that you do deserve the best and that it's never too late for anyone to be saved and get better.

I wish the story and fandom understood that fiction is never completely separate from reality and that when we talk about certain topics or people we also indirectly talk about real people that relate to these topics or people (which is why removing Touya's scars in fanart or edits for example or making fun of his or Tenko's skin is highly problematic).

I hope you have a good day too despite everything!

[hexgaywire]

"Stress Packing (and Airport Coffee)"

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Pairing: Hex Haywire x (GN) Reader

Warning: Hex calling you darling once, mentions of anxiety and anxious behavior, probably some swearing too?

Word count: 684

Authors note: Listen y'all the last time on of my oshi's went on break they were gone for a month. I'm not saying by any means that they shouldn't take breaks!!! Rest is important for them and I'm always happy when my oshi's give themselves the time and space to relax. However that doesn't mean I won't miss them. AKA I'm mentally ill and coping rn LMFAO

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He stressed packed all night. He was up so you were up. "I know it's only for a short trip but like what if I get super cold?" Hex asks, shoving yet another coat into his already packed bag. "Sure sure, and are we planning to get any sleep before your flight in...." You check your phone's clock. " 4 hours? Or am I gunna need to drop you off with a coffee in my hand? " You ask smugly. " I already told you to get some sleep." He fired back, but you know how he gets before trips. Anxious. You weren't just gonna leave him like that.

Hex was on the floor packing at the foot of the bed while you peered down from him at the edge of the bed. He sighs heavily before ripping the coat that he just shoved in, back out tossing it over his shoulder alongside numerous other items you know you'll be picking up once he's gone.

"Hex you're gonna be fine. You said to yourself, it's only a short trip. This is supposed to be relaxing." You pat him on the head. He takes your hand and places a gentle kiss on the center of your palm. " You're gonna miss me right?" You melt, the look in his eyes is almost enough to force him to cancel this whole trip all together so he can stay with you. "Silly, you know I will. I'll be right here for you when you get back." He smiles before going back to fussing with his luggage. "Besides who's gonna pick you up from the airport when you're back if not me?" He paused and looks back up at you." Ver? Or maybe Doppio or Mel-" you wap him on the shoulder.

The next few hours are a blur. Watching Hex pack and unpack again, and it almost lulls you to sleep... Almost. Hex stands finally. "Satisfied?" You ask sleepily. "'I think so. I'm gonna make myself some tea really quick. Would you like some darling?" You nod. Hopping the caffeine will hold you over for the next hour before you have to take him to the airport.

You hear Hex move around the kitchen. It's gonna be awfully quiet the next couple days. You've lived alone before for sure, but something about sharing a space with a person you care about and hearing them move through their day is comfortable. You just hope Hex can actually take this time to relax and not worry about his other responsibilities. Otherwise all this built up anxiety will be for not.

Hex enters the bedroom again shortly after with two cups of tea in hand. He passes one off to you before plopping down next to you, taking a much deserved drink of his tea. "I just realized... I think I actually am gonna miss you." You stare down at your tea. Hex snorts before feigns offense. "I cannot believe the audacity you have to say that to me, your ass better be standing on the tarmac waving a handkerchief as I leave or I'm gonna be pissed. " He wipes fake tears from his eyes. You lean your head on his shoulder giggling." Yeah yeah, you know what I'll be the one controlling the stick things out on the tarmac." "I'm now terrified for my flight, thanks." You both laugh.

You sit there still on Hex's shoulder as the two of you finish your tea. "About time yeah?" He asks. You nod, going to stand up but hex tugs you back down. Wrapping his arms around you in a tight hug. "Take care of yourself while I'm gone, yeah?" You laugh. "Hex, baby girl, don't go stealing my lines." He squeezes you tighter and places a kiss on the top of your head. "I will definitely update every chance I get, of how relaxed I am." You breathe in the smell of his clothes one last time before parting from the hug." I know you will. Now come on, I've got an airport coffee calling my name; and you have a flight to catch."

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Psst my request are open still 🫰

[sovietunion]

I miss jojo when it was fun for me. Now I have excellent taste and Araki's writing leaves me sorely disappointed instead of inspired to make it better... RIP Doppio you were so crazy twink.

[waffle-stach]

More golden wind band au things. Btw I am incredibly high, so please excuse any spelling or pacing mistakes.

I wanted to clarify, I think I did in a prev post, but this band au is more of a subgenre??? I think??? And is actually a Guitar Hero 3 au >:) Kinda... It has it's own spin on it for sure, like I'm not trying to completely rip GH3... just take lil ideas from it. BUT i think what sets it apart is that I would like this to be more of a "Battle of the Bands" situation. This will also include the other groups on stage going against each other in awesome music battles. I'm still trying to think some parts out, especially with Doppio and Diavolo, because I kind of want to make it where Team Bucci has to go into a rock battle with Diavolo in order to save their souls or whatever... But idk how to actually Get There?

ANYWAYS!!! There's ofc lil super cute moments between the bandmates ofc. Gotta have that. Also band drama. You cannot have a band without a little (a lot) of drama. Like tf. I'll get more into their personal interactions in a different post.

UHM BUT YEAH this is something I want to talk about with other people and maybe even like roleplay out because how cuteness would that be??? Anyways. Peace and love on planet earth and 100000 kisses for people who read this far

[rabbithub]

"...I'm- I'm not used to this..." "I understand; I knew the risks were there, I should have stopped the ritual before the candles flickered-" "I don't- I don't think you saw this coming... but it hurts so much..." "Just rest, my sweet Doppio. I will fix this- if not, I help you get used to this body, I promise."

Demon themed brain rot plus painful transformation brain rot equals some angsty fluff. Becoming a demon is not easy or pleasant the first time...

(Guess this is quickly becoming an AU RIP me)

[yuritord]

VINEGAR DOPPIO X READER

It was a fine Sunday morning, and Doppio was where he commonly found himself; sat in his favorite cafe with a cup of coffee. It was overloaded with sugar and creamer, just how he liked it. But as he sat there, he couldn’t keep his eyes off the new server. Typically Doppio knew most of the workers by name, as he was a very frequent costumer. But, today, he couldn’t seem to recognize the person standing behind the cash register.

They were average height, but there was something about this server that was still eye catching. Maybe it was their hair, maybe their eyes? Maybe it was simply the way they talked, perhaps it was the way they smiled at Doppio after he ordered. No matter what it was- it was intriguing. Intriguing enough that Vinegar found himself coming to this small cafe more often then he ever expected. His wallet cried, but he refused to stop- Whether he pretended to be working, or just bought a small pastry, he found some excuse to see the face he’s come to love.

About two weeks had passed before Doppio finally said something. It was small, but hey; a “So- How’s your week been..?” from a quiet voice was better than nothing at all. He was greeted with that warm, endearing smile he’s grown to adore. There was a small giggle, “My week? Really?”

“Um.. yes! Your week. How- How was it?” he asked again, his voice starting at a fair volume and slowly turned to a whisper.

“Well, my week was just fine, thank you for asking! How was yours, sweet tooth?”

“Sweet tooth..?”

“Oh! Sorry- You always order such sweet drinks… that’s how i remembered your orders in my head- Sorry if that’s.. weird..”

“Oh! No, no it’s sweet! I… I like it.”

They exchanged smiles; Doppio sat back down at the table in the corner of the cafe. He smiled down into his cup- The sun shining down into the light brown liquid. He bit his lip, holding back a small laugh- Though there was nothing truly funny happening, he was simply so happy to have finally gotten to say a few extra words to the server.

The next Sunday when Doppio went in, he ordered just a coffee- But when his name was called, he found his drink plus a muffin and a… note? When he looked over to the server, they just gave him a small, almost mischief-filled smile. Doppio felt his cheeks grow warmer as he went to his seat. He ate the muffin and began reading the small note- It seemed to be ripped out of a larger notebook. He almost choked on his muffin as he began to wrap his mind around what he was reading

“Hey sweet tooth! I’ve noticed you staring at me a lot- Maybe i’m getting the wrong vibe… but you seem cute!

XXX-XXX-XXXX”

When Vinegar looked up to the counter, he didn’t see anyone. He quickly grabbed his drink and left the building; phone in hand. Doppio was practically shaking as he typed the number in. The pink haired male was excited but also anxious- what if he wasn’t what they were expecting? what if he wasn’t good enough? what if his boss called him while he was trying to talk to them??

Too many thoughts, too many fears- But he had a mission.

“Hi! This is Doppio. Or, Sweet tooth? I hope i put the number in right!”

He turned his phone off and began speed-walking, fear taking over his feet. Soon enough he was back outside his apartment building- The young adult’s phone had vibrated minutes ago, but after walking so fast and with so much on his mind, he didn’t notice in the slightest. But back at home, taking his shoes off, he saw the new text.

“OMG hi! yes!! this is the server hehe :P my name is (Y/N)! sorry if this was weird!!”

“Oh no it’s not weird at all!! i didn’t know u saw me staring, im sorry”

“It’s okay! i dont mind, its kind of sweet! If i was uncomfortable i wouldn’t have given u my number. Doppio huh? that’s a cute name!! i like it!”

He couldn’t help but grin. “Thank you! So- besides working.. what do you like to do? you seem interesting!”

Their conversation seemed to last for years, both ends smiling with pure serotonin. The last text had them both ecstatic- an agreement to a date. They’d meet up at the coffee shop and then walk to a nice restaurant nearby. Doppio and (Y/N) were beyond excited- Vinegar was practically radiating joy.