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clouds-of-wings · 1 year ago
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Google Translate's Spanish skillz
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luuxxart · 2 months ago
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i don’t think it’s his birthday, but it would be sad if it was
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snailtrain · 1 year ago
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happy end-of-year! :> hope it was a good one ♥
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rasoyas · 20 days ago
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it took piper 2.5 hours to find his head 🤦
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its-ragweed-babey · 8 months ago
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kaiserouo · 16 days ago
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woah...
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cooper do a grab
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shkika · 1 year ago
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the amount her death haunts me is unreasonable
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cokoweee · 1 year ago
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I keep accidentally leaving stuff on a weird ending before work. Yikes
Well bye 💃💃💃
Before —- Next
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welele · 9 days ago
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El robot Morata.
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tatsumi-rin · 7 months ago
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Anyone else thought about this?
With the popularity of Mouthwashing as a game, I've seen people who talk about it talk about the mouthwash itself as a metaphor for Jimmy (and they're definitely correct in their read imo), but dear god NO ONE is talking about it as a potential metaphor for Pony Express itself as a company.
This is an item considered to be an essential. It is a dental hygiene product dentists would generally recommend you have. 99.9% of bacteria gone - but this one is loaded with sugar. Using this is going to be detrimental to its own cause and probably worse than using no mouthwash at all.
Pony Express? No matter your start, it seems like a good, stable job and a promising future. People will always need goods transported to other planets. It even has a cute mascot representing pride in their work that they sell toys of to kids!
Butttttt, the caveats. Oh boy, the caveats. All of those cute images are done to soften the blow of little red pieces of text about how doing things to the point of basically existing means your credits are going to get docked - something that's just as much Aperture Science-esque dark humor as horrible foreshadowing. Late delivery? Docked. Resting in any manner for more than five hours? Docked. Using medical support in any manner? Docked. REPORTING ISSUES TO HR??? MOTHER. FUCKING. DOCKED.
And trying to avoid any of those dockings; those detriments? Pretty much impossible, and that would spell doom for anyone: including members of a certain ship. With every one of those rules, if they survived that payout would be hilariously low. The usual rules; made by out of touch people in fancy suits.
The members of the Tulpar all (mostly) had reasons to be there, even at radically different life stages. Reasons why they needed the work, and reasons why it should fulfill those reasons and enrich their lives.
It was meant to be Jimmy's ticket away from struggling on earth. It was meant to be Daisuke gaining direction in life. It was meant to be Anya finally getting into medical school. It was meant to be Swansea gaining a stable and fulfilling life as he made it into sobriety, and it was meant to be Curly making it further up into his career path with glowing words of praise.
As per capitalism's usual spiel that we were even shown in the game itself via public domain cartoon, taking this job was meant to be joyous opportunity and innovation for their lives; but with so many flaws in the system around them around them - including the words on those posters - just trying to find benefit in the system they needed in order to survive was nothing more than fatal poison. The dead pixel, the sugar, and the 0.1% all working together.
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goozeghost · 2 months ago
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Ive had murderbot for ~a week but if anything happened to it I’d destroy everyone and everything and then myself 🤗‼️
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subspacemark · 11 months ago
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On a discord call and my friend asked "how would p03 get high" and we this is what we all decided on
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purpleleafsyt · 6 months ago
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I love you Neo you will always be famous
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pheonixed · 13 days ago
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Upon request, here are the universe's least/most fortunate critters. Yay! :3
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shelfperson · 5 months ago
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this too is yuri
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misterbenzadrine · 3 months ago
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pov: demetri went to mit without eli
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