#robot waiter

[kakyoinmuse]

From my waiter Tenmei AU

[shirozen]

Automated hospitality

[rumade]

My man asked if I thought we would get these in the UK soon and I'm cracking up imagining it in Slough wetherspoons

[deadlypen1]

Yes I did go to a new Japanese restaurant with robot waiters

[angelveiins]

CAVED AND LISTENED TO THE ROBOT YAOI DEMONS😭😭😔 og image under cut

[colorpuzzled]

happy pride month to them AGAIN and ALWAYS

[flower-s-art]

At Waldo’s, what you see is what you get!

I really liked drawing him, he’s shaped like a friend :)

[wronghands1]

[prac-ticalproblems]

Hello!!!! I often wonder what the mercs would do if a tornado came through Teufort. Perhaps they wouldn’t all get to the basement in time. Perhaps I can only really see this involving Engineer, Scout, and Heavy.

:)

OOOOOOOO THOUGHTS…….

I don’t know if you wanted this to be silly or serious so I will label it canon typical situation with realistic expectations, okay? ;3cc

SCOUT

“ey…. Yknow, ain’t never seen a dust devil like that before.”

Scout points, leaning off his seat on the roof, slapping at Heavy’s shoulder.

Notices the formation start. He brushes it off, cockily, saying he could easily outrun it. It’s spinning and has tumble weeds in it? So what? So does Soldier!

“Oughta’ give BLU a hell of a doozy, ey?”

He smirks until he feels his hat fly backwards from a sudden strength from the wind.

That thing was like a speeding train! Sounded like one too.

Wait…It’s coming from BLU side, but…. Right next to BLU’s base is…. Is…

Shit…. This is serious, ain’t it?

Scout races through the building at Heavy’s call, telling all inside the building to get underground, into the bunker.

After safely locating most of the crew, he shoves everybody down into the lowest level, and they wait it out…

Safely makes it back to base, (with all 506 of Soldiers raccoons as well)

HEAVY

“Scout… that. Is-is no Dust devil.. Get inside!” Heavy shouts, shoving Scout from his perch, and towards the doors to their base.

“Run! Tell the others to take cover!” He yells over the whipping winds, as he grunts, moving towards the winds, to the shed.

There was only one mercenary that was probably unaware of the whirlwinds outside… The collar of his vest blew against his chest, flitting on the tail ends of the wind.

“Engineer!” He yells over the sound of coursing air. He tries the handle but it’s chained shut, with a padlock. Of course…

“ENGINEER! COME TO BASE, NOW!” He bangs on the door, unheard and struggling against the high winds. He can barely keep his eyes open with the sand it’s picking up, and…

He tumbles, the air pushing him back, so far that he’s at the porch of the RED base, with a shocked gasp.

The shed was shaking against the winds, looking like it’d be ripped apart.

Before he could walk towards it again, Medic pulls him in with a grunt. “No- wait!”

The doors shut, with a board to lock against the winds and he’s lead down to where the others are stuck.

ENGINEER

He couldn’t hear a thing with his epic rock solo playing. Whoever was at the door should know to not interrupt a man’s tunes!

He thrums, the headset to his Walkman as playing as he works on one of his most inventive projects yet!

A second bolt here…. Some adjustments for the arm…

Maybe a touch of elbow grease… some spit shine and…

“Alright!” He exclaimed. He was a genius! He almost felt like he was floating when he stood up!

Man, it was glad to have that off his shoulders and off the idea emporium! He rolls his cramped up neck before taking a peek between the curtains of the window, expecting the warm sun and some explosives or something.

He’s not met with familiar orange sands. Actually, there’s a cow cut out staring at him as it flies past the dark grey whirlwind. Tumbleweeds, his sentry gun, Pyro waving, the Intelligence, some old trash…

HIS SENTRY GUN?

He throws the curtains open, in shock as he realizes where he is. And it’s definitely not on the ground with his two feet.

“Awh…shucks.” he sighs, sitting back into his bolted down chair, head in his hands.

Our new Dorothy.

(I hope this was suitable!)

[acceleracers-baby]

This is the dumbest thing I've ever made…

[milimeters-morales]

ACAU Peter sometimes eats people, we already know that, but Miles does have some sort of equivalent. He doesn’t want to hurt anybody or any animal, but one thing that does calm that part of him down is just tearing any sort of electronics apart. He’s started attacking robots and will tear out the wires like they’re intestines, bite off the body parts and tear the layers off with his hands and teeth until it’s just the skeleton, drink the fluids inside just to be sick later, honestly just brutalizing the thing. This also goes for normal electronics too, like maybe just a laptop or a gps. Peter’s just happy the kid has an outlet now and isn’t at risk of randomly losing it and killing a bunch of people, but he doesn’t know how the spidery part in his brain is equating “electronic” to “food”.

[h0wlthew0lf]

art and oc dump i guess sorry if i repeat some i already posted i just havent been on for a while

[snowlily123]

We got a fucking robot waiter

It’s so freaking cute

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

https:// www.tumblr.com /aspiringwarriorlibrarian/728407068954984448/my-ancestors-watching-me-dump-an-entire-stick-of

Angry Manbaby: TRADITION MUST BE RETURNED AND FORCED! EVERYONE MUST SUFFER IN ORDER TO PROVE OUR TRADITIONAL MASCULINE FAMILY VALUES! WE MUST TOIL AND SUFFER BEFORE THE WEALTHY WHO TAKE FROM US! THOSE WHO DARE TO SPEAK OF RICHES MUST BE PURGED!

Medieval people: Have you hit your head or something?

Some guy: Our ancestors would be so ashamed of how soft we've become!

Our ancestors: Spent literal thousands of years toiling and inventing and progressing so that we'd could have the ease and comfort they never got, only for this asshole to turn around and be ungrateful.

[cinalilli]

[ATTACK] george northrad

a sort-of revenge for Synriq for drawing my friend's cat robot oc!

[pastry3]

Metal sonic x chaos sonic is so undertal au ships. And i live for it

ROBOT YAOI HELLLL OHMSTIDOS YOURE SO REAL NON OOMF

FR THO which sans would they be tho omg,,