then an Au where jaune's mom has a tank that is also an organ that shoots ballistic missiles
"Why are you pestering me, Arc?" Weiss asked, hands on her hips. "Every day, you assault my ears with your horrid music and awful pick-up lines."
"Promise not to think it's weird." Jaune pressed her fingertips together.
"I promise nothing." Weiss crossed her arms.
"It's because you remind me of my mom." Jaune said.
"What?"
"My mom is a world famous musician, and I really miss her, and I thought, maybe, if I ask you out, she won't approve and will try to scare you off."
"I... What?"
"I miss my mom, Weiss." Jaune sniffed. "I miss her so much."
"This... is absolutely insane." Weiss rubbed her eyes. "I refuse to even remotely associate myself with you, you pathetic creep. Jump up your own ass and die, you sad, sad, pathetic, little man."
"Yeah, that's about the reaction I expected." Jaune sighed.
"Also, your onesie is stupid."
"Oh..." Jaune sniffled.
The ground rumbled, and the walls quaked as a thunderous roar echoed throughout the school. The two ran to a nearby window, where a woman atop a motorized pipe organ on tank treads, sat before a set of keys, glaring at the two.
"ART THOU THE FOUL WENCH THAT DOTH INSULTETH MINE KIN?!" The woman shouted.
"WHAT?!" Weiss shouted back. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOUR ENGINE IS TOO LOUD!"
"WHAT?!" The woman shouted back. "COULD YOU SPEAK UP?! THE ENGINE IS TOO LOUD!"
"HI, MOM!" Jaune shouted as he waved.
"HI, SWEETIE!" Jaune's mother waved back. "I'M SORRY I LEFT SO SOON! THEY NEEDED ME FOR A WAR ORCHESTRA!"
"WHAT?!" Jaune shouted. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"WHAT?! HANG ON! I'LL TURN THE ENGINE OFF!" Mama Arc pressed a key, and launched a missile at the two.
"Time to die, Huntresses!" Roman Torchwick shouted his last words as the missiles flew past Jaune and Weiss and obliterated him.
"Talk about Beethoven's 5th." Neo stated with a sign overhead.
"WHAT?!" Jaune and Weiss shouted at Neo, cupping their ears.
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I'm so sorry
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it's always nice to have multiple names, especially ones of your fictionkins to help you feel more like yourself! that is, until nobody uses it and only uses one specifically because thats the one name you've been using before deciding to add the kin name to the list
- roman torchwick (rwby) fictionkin
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anonymous asked: Could I get an aesthetic for a Roman who dated Qrow, survived vol 3, and joined the whole rwbyjnro group with Emerald, Mercury, and Neo? Qrow and I were dads to a gaggle of children basically
Here you go! I hope you like it!
- ★ mod callie
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Christmas under the mistletoe kiss drawing with Roman Torchwick from RWBY and Silco from Arcane League of Legends. Any kiss would do.
The drawing is done! Thank you for your patience. I hope you like it.
Here is your request: https://hazyaltcare.tumblr.com/post/706135941113413632/a-drawing-of-a-silco-arcane-kin-kissing-roman
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anonymous asked: Can I have an aesthetic for a poltergeist Roman? Maybe with references of being close with Neo? I died at the canonical spot but I came back as a poltergeist that only Neo could see?? Sorry if that's too specific or too vague- I'm happy to answer any questions, I just want an aesthetic,,
Here you go Roman! I hope you like like it and if you want anything changing let me know!
- ★ mod callie
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