#roommate whining

[piningprecussionist]

Weed smoking girlfriends! But they can just be hanging out if you prefer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Happy 4/20!

[in-the-belly-of-dragons]

Astarion is the type of guy who would go take a shower and use up all of the hot water and not say anything

The next person just gets blasted with icy cold water

[ante--meridiem]

why must I always be sleepy during the day but alert and excited to get shit done at night

[wyrddogs]

This puppy would be easier if I wasn't sick all the time. I got him with the expectation that I would be at my normal energy levels, which is plenty to manage his energy levels.

Instead I'm operating at 80% max (but often 50% or lower) and I still have to deal with a young, rambunctious, physically powerful puppy with high exercise demands.

[lith-myathar]

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[backonmybullship]

I am literally asking people if when I try to get a new job should I tell them I am a union member in Hollywood that is being starved out by the studios once again, and everyone responding to the post is not answering about whether or not I should disclose my union status but trying to tell me other ways I can make money.

It's all a bunch of middle-aged white men who haven't been out of work since the '90s and are telling me to go into landscaping and carpentry.

One of them even told me to take my hobbies and try to make money off of it. Yes sure let me start my own plant nursery at my apartment. Yes you know what That's a great idea BRB tying a fuck ton of string into plant hangers so I can compete with the 83 million other macrame plant hanger makers on Etsy. Oh I know carpentry but do I have money or a garage for an entire garage carpentry shop no I do not. I literally sold All of my tools from the garage in my parents house to move out to Los Angeles to do this stupid Hollywood job

I can do both easily and physically able and I know a lot about landscaping and carpentry. I don't speak Spanish though. It's not a stereotypical or racist thing I just know that I will be working amongst majority Spanish speakers here in Los Angeles.

[supercantaloupe]

found the cat trapped in a roommate's bathroom. fucking great

[foldingfittedsheets]

I know there’s no real correlation in cats between personality characteristics and coat but that said I’ve never met a tortie who wasn’t a massive slut for the merest crumb of affection.

[femmesandhoney]

i will be honest megan fox isn't a good actress unless she's portraying something super camp. its like she shines best only in that setting, if you place her in any other environment her acting comes off so stunted and awkward and lifeless. we need to contain her to just extremely satirical and campy works if we want to appreciate her at her best.

[moomoomooing]

someone needs to bail me out of class for the next too days and lock me in solitary so i can finally have some alone time and properly cry

[bloodyfuckdoll]

do NOT edge using a vibrator it will leave u wanting to tear someones flesh apart with ur teeth

[swagging-back-to]

i know that everything children experience is the most intense thing theyve experienced in their lives cause everything is new to them but i will never not think 'oh yeah see how much you cry when you go into the real world'when i hear a 4 year old screaming bloody murder over being told no.

[cosmiccoincidence]

i wanted to hide under my bed until my headache went away but my roommate is kicking me out of the room in like an hour and i don't think that's enough time so i'm just gonna hope that the common room gets darker once the sun goes down instead, alas

[astro-b-o-y-d]

why are you as a 29 year old white person making jokes about asking if people are white have you considered getting a hobby outside of ducktales. thank you

[capfalcon]

personal

so i dont know if im fuckin weird for this or not but i literally am so consistently stressed out rn and my entire life and people keep asking me why im rushing through academia or why im so dedicated to my career ish even tho im rlly young (relatively) and the answer is just that academia is literally one of the worst things for me

and even tho some of my work experiences have been negative too im just so. at least at work you get paid and you can turn it off past your hours vs at school i feel like i never ever get to have a break

and i get that academia is a privilege and i get that not everything is easy but i genuinely think i would do so much better actually working than in school and i want so badly to just drop out and get a job (bc i have the qualifications for it) but everyone's like "no a degree looks good" or "you'll need a degree later" and im just. so over it

[whimsyprinx]

things that would be good for my state of being: a hug, laying on someone’s lap, having my hair pet, getting kissed on the cheek or forehead, just generally being cuddled or held tbh, physical affection basically