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#bringing back these iconic posts because I can never seem to find them or be able to reblog them#cowboy#cowboys#lgbtqia#tumblr history#rust and ruin blogs#gay cowboys#cowboy au#Wild West#westerns#these are some of my favourite things
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sams couples therapy part 2
session 1 - ruin x rusted
Me: "holy shit you two have depressing love story."
Ruin: "yeah....not one neither of us wanted."
Me: "well guess what I'm planning multiple dates for you two."
Ruin: "yeah an-....w-what."
Me: "i'll pick the most romantic places possible.
Rusted: "ok look you don't have to-"
Me: "HELL I'LL EVEN PLAN A WEDDING FOR YOU TWO!"
ruin and rusted: *Blushes* "WHAT!"
session 2 - lunar x kerian
Me: "you are a freak
Kerian: "I take that as a compliment " ~
Me: "so what do you love the most about lunar?"
Kerian: "well i.......uuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm"
Me: "damn your an awful boyfriend."
Lunar: "why do you think I left him."
Session 3 - nexus x blue
Me: "blue I have one question what the fuck do you see in him?"
Blue: "oh many things. He is just the sweetest"
Me: "he nearly killed earth moon and sun"
Blue: "he always has a smile on his face."
Me: "judging by the pissed look he is giving me it looks like you forced him him."
Blue: "he always puts others before himself."
Me: "he literally doesn't give a damn about others."
Blue: "he is the most gorgeous person I know"
Me: "he looks ugl-"
Blue: *pulls out shotgun* "DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT MY SWEETIE PIE."
Session 4 - dark sun x killer sun
Me: "judging by the notes I have written down I think I don't feel safe in either of your presence."
Killer sun: "oh don't worry I only kill moons"
Me:".....why is your boyfriend kinda ho-"
Killer sun: *murderous glare* " don't get any ideas"
Session 5 - sunny x roxas
me: "ok nothing bad so far in fact your pretty healthy all thing considered."
Roxus: "well I knew three was nothing to worry about I treat my girl righ-"
Me:"says here you flirted with her sister one time."
Roxus: "💀"
Sunny: "WHAT!"
Session 6 - solar x nebula
Me: so how did you ask her out
Solar: "oh um I just said all I liked about her and that I like being around her and I asked her out. I was completely honest."
Me: "that's it"
Solar: "yeah"
Me: you said yes to that."
Nebula: "I mean it was really sweet and I liked it. Is there a problem."
Me: "the problem is your boyfriend can't flirt for shit."
Solar: "says the person who Simps for my brother"
Me:"..........i'll shut up now."
@catspawcreates @goodolddumbbanana @doodledrawz @lednet-sorrow-au-blog @dolce-cerise @lednet-sorrow-au-blog @multifandomcutie13 @sillyzone1209 @clowny-core @weirdcoregal35
#sun and moon show#tsams#the sun and moon show#sams#eaps#eclipse and puppet show#lunar and earth show#laes#tsams nexus#sams nexus#tsams blue#Sams blue#tsams lunar#sams lunar#eals lunar#tsams solar#sams solar#eals nebula#tsams dark sun#sams dark sun#tsams killer sun#sams killer sun#nexus x blue#Dark sun x killer sun#ruin x monty#tsams ruin#sams ruin#eaps ruin#solar x nebula#femme night's at freddy
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Treasure
Author's note: I'm going to be trying to do Mermay 2025.
Summary: Amaden in Mer AU
Warnings: None. LMK if I need to add something
tagged: @sleepyfan-blog @c-u-c-koo-4-40k @i-am-a-dragon34 @ms--lobotomy @jaghatai-khock
tagged: @kit-williams @whorety-k @bleedingichorhearts @thevoidscreams @gra93fruit-blog
Tagged: @felinisnoctis @bispecsual, @egrets-not-regrets @finchly-tintinnabulation
He has hauled up some rotted would- rusted metal- and sometimes some bits and bobs that could be useful with a bit of elbow grease and spit-shine to polish it up. "Plucking riches from the bottom of the sea."
Amaden is humming to himself as he dives down deep and pulls up some fascinating treasures, "Down in the trench where the sun doesn't gleam."
He is hauling up some long lost treasures- fallen to the floor of the ocean of Ancient Terra- he's doing some reconnaissance and gathering supplies to be used or traded among the Hydra shoals. "Past ruins and wreckage and whispering nightmares."
He nods towards some of the others who are on the retrieval mission with him. He's in his guise as a Salamander as he's helping the shoal he's swimming with a mixed blend of Loyalists and Renegades- they are headings towards Steelix Cliff Base.
"Gold Doubloons and silver spoons," Amaden continues to sings as he finds a half rotted chest filled with shinnies and treasures.
"What'cha got there Cousin?" Jeroth asks, a gruff, but good listener- he's an Imperial fist.
"Treasure to trade, cousin," Amaden says as he shows the chest with shiny things in it.
"Wonderful." Jeroth says as he scratches at his left cheek a bit. "What's in it?"
"Sunken runs and pearls in shells," Amaden sings as he continues to move.
"I see your in a strange mood- singin' like that." Jeroth says with a sigh.
His cousin certain is a strange one at times.
#warhammer 40k#warhammer#adeptus astartes#space marine husbandry sentience#space marine husbandry#mermay#mermay 2025#oc: Amaden#Alpha legion#Salamanders
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IM MOONY!!
Pronouns: They/Them
Uhmmmmmmm I do doodle requests and answer asks!!
Rules??: keep it pg14 and be nice!!
I like to draw and uhmmmm DEAL WITH ME!!
my agere blog is @alice-buckets

Ill add my aus once I make the blogs for them!!
Actually my child:
@ravens-and-rust
We most likely have osdd (hoping to get diagnosed) and will make alter intros soon!
^ Ruin Gender flag by @zeepuu
#pinned post#my intro post#meet the artist#deal with me#My art#nonbinary#adhd#fictionkin#fox therian#cat therian#otherkin#nonhuman#alterhuman#alterbeing#tsams ruin#tsams
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So does that mean you going to do the body swap request?
It did not as i did not want to put Jack on my blog (he's on my ao3 though cuz tagging is better there) but here we are SHRUG
Rated Mature | Warnings: It's Jack tbh thts the whole warning
To damage this skin without the proper tools is like ruining a high-quality canvas with watercolor paint for children, no matter how much being in your body is setting him off. The mirror in your room would have been nearly shattered if the hunter had controlled himself. Dressing you did not feel anything similar to undressing you.
“That bad?” If he looks towards the direction of his voice but your words, he might try to get you to stab him. Jack cannot do so as you would not harm your body but also you have no experience or skill in the tools of his artful craft.
“Maybe the Baron might laugh himself to death with the mess this is causing.” You are sitting on a seat with one leg over the other, the mask off exposing his face. Older, handsome; you said you might have found him appealing if you knew nothing about him.
How cute given he knows you find him handsome now and hate it; ah, the limitations of a moral compass.
“Nothing to say? That's a first.” You say with a dry chuckle as you know why he is quiet, he literally is hiding in the bedsheets of his bed refusing to see himself in your body. “Your body is weird. Being this tall, large hands, not to mention your fucking tongue.” You are trying to fill the uncomfortable silence he wants so badly, you normally would but you are having your own issues being in his body.
The Ripper, you are possessing the body of an infamous murderer… This body, these hands have killed countless women in Whitechapel. You hate him, disgusted by him, yet these games have caused two very unlikely people to have… You are not going to call having conflicted sex with him a bonding experience. It only pisses you off more.
Additionally, the Baron seems to love the dynamic you both have to the point of causing unwanted situations like this to see what will happen.
“You should also consider cleaning your claws. These are rusted.”
Nothing.
“Your clothing tastes suck too.”
Still nothing.
“I'm going to the bathroom to jerk you off.”
He glares at you from his bed and under the blankets, a sneer of annoyance.
“Whatever.” Crossing your arms carefully, “Old bastard.”
Hours passed, and Jack nearly started scratching your skin so you did in fact jerk off as him in the bathroom because you hate him. Luckily, the effects wore off before Jack's next match. Unlucky for you, he took it upon himself to return the favor for him.
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Taylor Swift and Opposites
Note: huge thank you to @meandmypagancrew for assembling all the lyrics for this post! At the same time, they also created an amazing, giant set of lyrics I'm tentatively calling TS and Juxtapositions, which is a looser interpretation of this "opposites" prompt, and which tumblr is currently not letting me actually post on the blog due to its length. Hopefully I can find a workaround soon.
'Taylor Swift'
I’m Only Me When I’m With You: I’m only up when you’re not down
'Fearless (Taylor's Version)'
Love Story: You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess
You Belong With Me: She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
You Belong With Me: I’m the one who makes you laugh when you know you’re about to cry
Forever & Always: It rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone
Forever & Always: So here’s to everything coming down to nothing
SuperStar: This is wrong but I can’t help but feel like there ain’t nothing more right, babe
You All Over Me: Held out, and held on God knows too long
That’s When: When it’s sunny or storming
That’s When: Laughing, when I’m crying
That’s When: It was sunny or storming
'Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)'
Mine: You made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter
Mine: I fell in love with a careless man’s careful daughter
Sparks Fly: It’s just wrong enough to make it feel right
Dear John: Or maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love then take it away
When Emma Falls In Love: She waits and takes her time ‘cause little Miss Sunshine always thinks it’s gonna rain
'Red (Taylor's Version)'
All Too Well: You taught me ‘bout your past, thinking your future was me
22: It’s miserable and magical
I Almost Do: I hope you know that every time I don’t, I almost do
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together: I say “I hate you,” we break up, you call me, “I love you.”
Begin Again: He didn’t like it when I wore high heels but I do
Begin Again: He always said he didn’t get this song but I do, I do
Begin Again: You don’t know how nice that is, but I do
Forever Winter: He spends most of his flights getting pulled down by gravity
Forever Winter: I’ll be summer sun for your forever, forever winter if you go
'1989 (Taylor’s Version)'
Blank Space: I can make the bad guys good for a weekend
Blank Space: You’re the King, baby, I’m your Queen
Blank Space: Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream
Out Of The Woods: The rest of the world was black and white, but we were in screaming color
Out Of The Woods: We were built to fall apart then fall back together
I Wish You Would: We’re a crooked love in a straight line down
I Wish You Would: You gave me everything and nothing
Bad Blood: Did you have to ruin what was shiny? Now it’s all rusted
How You Get The Girl: And then you say, “I want you for worse or for better”
This Love: This love is good, this love is bad
This Love: This love is alive, back from the dead
Wonderland: Whispers turned to talking and talking turned to screams
“Slut!”: In a world of boys, he’s a gentleman
Say Don’t Go: Now your silence has me screaming, screaming
'reputation'
…Ready For It?: Some, some boys are trying too hard, he don’t try at all though
I Did Something Bad: They say I did something bad, then why’s it feel so good?
I Did Something Bad: You gotta leave before you get left
Gorgeous: You make me so happy it turns back to sad
Getaway Car: The ties were black, the lies were white in shades of grey and candlelight
Dress: Even in my worst times, you could see the best of me
Dress: Even in my worst lies, you saw the truth in me
'Lover'
I Forgot That You Existed: It isn’t love, it isn’t hate, it’s just indifference
Cruel Summer: Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes
The Man: And it’s all good if you’re bad
The Archer: I say I don’t want that, but what if I do?
The Archer: Easy they come, easy they go
The Archer: Who could ever leave me, darling, but who could stay?
You Need To Calm Down: Sunshine on the street at the parade, but you would rather be in the dark ages
Daylight: I wounded the good and I trusted the wicked
Daylight: I want to be defined by the things that I love, not the things I hate
'folklore'
the 1: Been saying “yes” instead of “no”
cardigan: A friend to all is a friend to none
cardigan: Chase two girls, lose the one
this is me trying: I had the shiniest wheels, now they’re rusting
illicit affairs: It’s born from just one single glance but it dies and it dies and it dies a million little times
illicit affairs: They show their truth one single time but they lie and they lie and they lie a million little times
invisible string: Hell was the journey but it brought me heaven
epiphany: Watch you breathe in, watch you breathing out, out
epiphany: Someone’s daughter, someone’s mother
betty: I don’t know anything, but I know I miss you
betty: Those days turned into nights
peace: I’d give you my sunshine, give you my best, but the rain is always gonna come if you’re standing with me
'evermore'
willow: The more that you say, the less I know
'tis the damn season: I won’t ask you to wait if you don’t ask me to stay
tolerate it: I notice everything you do or don’t do
tolerate it: I know my love should be celebrated but you tolerate it
tolerate it: Gain the weight of you then lose it
ivy: I’d live and die for moments that we stole
marjorie: What died didn’t stay dead, you’re alive, you’re alive in my head
marjorie: What died didn’t stay dead, you’re alive, so alive
closure: I know I’m just a wrinkle in your new life, staying friends would iron it out so nice
right where you left me: Friends break up, friends get married
right where you left me: Strangers get born, strangers get buried
'Midnights'
Anti-Hero: Midnights become my afternoons
Midnight Rain: He was sunshine, I was midnight rain
Question…?: Good girl, sad boy
Vigilante Shit: I don’t dress for women, I don’t dress for men
Vigilante Shit: I don’t start shit but I can tell you how it ends
Vigilante Shit: She don’t start shit but she can tell you how it ends
Bejeweled: Don’t put me in the basement when I want the penthouse of your heart
Labyrinth: Breathe in, breathe through, breathe deep, breathe out
Labyrinth: Break up, break free, break through, break down
‘The Tortured Poets Department’
But Daddy I Love Him: Growing up precocious sometimes means not growing up at all
Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?: If you wanted me dead, you should’ve just said, nothing makes me feel more alive
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can): I can fix him, no really, I can, woah, maybe I can’t
loml: Still alive, killing time at the cemetery, never quite buried
loml: You low-down boy, you stand-up guy
loml: When your impressionist paintings of heaven turned out to be fakes, well, you took me to hell too
loml: What we thought was for all time was momentary
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived: And I don’t even want you back, I just want to know if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
Clara Bow: It’s hell on earth to be heavenly
imgonnagetyouback: Told my friends I hate you, but I love you just the same
The Albatross: The devil that you know looks now more like an angel
The Prophecy: I guess a lesser woman would’ve lost hope, a greater woman wouldn’t beg
Cassandra: When it’s “burn the bitch,” they’re shrieking, when the truth comes out, it’s quiet
The Manuscript: Looking backwards might be the only way to move forward
Other Songs written by Taylor
Beautiful Ghosts: Born into nothing, at least you have something
Beautiful Ghosts: Born into nothing, with them I have something, something to cling to
I Don’t Wanna Live Forever: Give me something, oh, but you say nothing
I Heart ?: I’ll be fine if you just walk by but you had to talk about why you were wrong and I was right
I Heart ?: And now you ask about you and I, there’s no you and I
Only The Young: The game was rigged, the ref got tricked, the wrong ones think they’re right
Only The Young: They think that it’s over but it’s just begun
Renegade: There was nowhere for me to stay, but I stayed anyway
You’ll Always Find Your Way Back Home: You can say goodbye and you can say hello
You’ll Always Find Your Way Back Home: You can laugh and cry
Official Alternate Releases
Vigilante Shit (Clean Version): I don’t start it but I can tell you how it ends
Vigilante Shit (Clean Version): She don’t start it but she can tell you how it ends
Cassandra (Clean Version): When its “burn the witch,” they’re shrieking, when the truth comes out it’s quiet
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UPDATED DUSTVERSE NAMES LIST
( With Creators/People who added the Dust to the OG post )
OG Dust
Belongs to Ask-Dusttale
Ash
BS!Dust. Belongs to @/absurdumsid.
Ruins
CV Dust. Belongs to @/askquellowsans
Remnant
Also known as Quellow. Belongs to @/askquellowsans
Flumen (And Dyst)
A Swap Sans who wears the clothes of a fallen "friend", Dyst.
Created by @/rushin-safire
Dusty Crumb
Belongs to @/kredena-dark
Has been corrected ✨
Discard
Also known as Voidface Dust, submitted by @/elizakai
Reject
Tall Dust, submitted by @/elizakai
Cinder
Femme Dust, belongs to @/elizakai
Debris
Idol Dust, designed by @/safwunnz, created by @/zucchiyeni
Wilt
Bald Dust, submitted by @/swiftmitsu
Sprinkle
Friendly Dust, @/dustsansm1 Dust, essentially, designed by @/absurdumsid
Non-romanceable. A content creator here on Tumblr.
Spread
BIB Dust, belongs to @/thelunarsystemwrites
Scraps
Saejun!Dust, belongs to @/absurdumsid
has been corrected ✨
Husks
Cap-wearing Dust, submitted by @/swiftmitsu
Mote
Detective Dust, belongs (I believe) to @/switchthedragon
Fos (Fossilz)
Fos/Fossilz Dust belongs to @/safwunnz
Pendulum
Time traveller Dust, belongs to @/ksopaz
has been corrected ✨
Detritus
Biblically Accurate Dust, belongs to @/elizakai
Olyu
Olyu, Error!Dust, belongs to @/glitchedcodez
Fracture
Ivan!Dust, belongs to @/absurdumsid
has been corrected ✨
Serial
Killer-Dust fusion, belongs to @/swiftmisu
Dander
Bitty bat Dust, belongs to @/mellybabbles
Erosion
Eldritch Dust, belongs to (/submitted by) @/wr-n
Smog
Smiles, submitted by @/elizakai
Pollen
Bitty Dust, submitted by @/createbellatheartist
Miasma
Brother Dust, belongs to @/elizakai
Haze
Drugdealer Dust that's constantly high and Built Different���, submitted by @/elizakai
Atrophy
Mr Feral McStabby, submitted by @/elizakai
Talc
Limbus Company Dust, belongs to @/tuxibirdie
Webs
Mttbs Dust, belongs to @/justanidiotartist
Malaise
Nun Dust, submitted by @/elizakai
Decay
Avian Dust, belongs to Me (@/ant1quarian)
Fallout
Witherborn Dust, belongs to Me (@/ant1quarian)
Soot
Mafiadust Sans, belongs to Me (@/antiquarian)
Molt
Flighteningtale Dust, belongs to @/dragon-tamer-1
Misery
Transfem Dust, belongs to @/mellybabbles
Mites
Middleschool (Cat?) Dust, belongs to @/inkcat1987
Residue
Magical Girl Duster, belongs to @/thelunarsystemwrites
Grit
BT!Dust (Goblin Dust), belongs to @/shadowy-suitcase-herring-neck
Fuzz
Cat Dust, belongs to @/squidiott
Corrosion
Underworld Society!Dust, submitted by @/absurdumsid, belongs to @/machicoasa625 on Twitter
Malicious (Mal)
Mind's Multiverse!Dust, belongs to @/solusminds
Specks
Glasses Dust, submitted by @/elizakai
Heather
Heathers!Dust, belongs to @/a-whispering-echo
Plague
Pestilence!Dust, belongs to @/a-whispering-echo
Murmur
Ghost!Dust, belongs to @/a-whispering-echo
Crow
EtherealDreamtale!Dust, belongs to @/fictionalshippingbean
Stain
Dust!Ink, submitted by me, belongs to Ssgt. Frost or Undriel
Burgundy
Dust!Fell, who was submitted by me, @/ant1quarian
Wraith
Festivalverse!Dust, belongs to @/meimeikyu
Rust
Fiend or Foe Dust, belongs to @/liliallowed
has been corrected ✨
Closure
GOD!Dust (essentially), belongs to @/liliallowed
Melancholy
Dust-Isabella (from Encanto), belongs to @/jadethetsu
Clutter
Dust!Swap Sans, belongs to me, technically @/ant1quarian
Stardust
Dust!Nebula, belongs to @/dzasterdumpterfire
Warden
Bodyguard!Dust, belongs to @/absurdumsid
Sleuth
Spy!Dust, belongs to @/ksopaz
Snore
Snorlax Dust, belongs to @rushin-safire /silly
Loch
Pirate!Dust, belongs to Me (@/ant1quarian)
Crimson and Ashley
Gender!Swap Dragon-esque AU, belongs to @/liliallowed
Treble
Colour!Dust, belongs to @/dzasterdumpterfire
Speckle
Little!Dust, belongs to @/thelunarsystemwrites
Reform
Ref!Dust, belongs to @/sans-wannabe-wife
Popsicle
Popsicle Dust, belongs to @/liliallowed
Harvest
Dust!Reaper Sans, belongs to @/ant1quarian, inspired and sorta designed by @/pika-pika-blog
Reign
Dust!Controltale Sans, belongs to @/ant1quarian
If I have missed any Dusts, simply comment on this post or mention me elsewhere or send me an ask, and your Dust will be added :]
( Also all tags are on this post )
Credit to every single creator and submitter that added to the Dustverse!
I think that's all I've got so far!
Anyone else who wants to add Dust's can send me an ask or interact with me in DM's, because it'll be open until the story eventually finishes! (will be literal years away-)
If I've got any credits incorrect, please do tell me so that I can fix it!
#Credit to all those creators and submitters#Dustverse#Dustverse Credit#Dustverse thoughts#Dustverse Fanfiction#Dustverse Answers#Dustverse Shenanigans#Dustverse Things#Dust Sans#OG Dust#( Or any variation of “___ Dust” )#Misery Loves Company#Undertale fandom#Undertale fanfic#undertale fandom#Undertale fanfiction#Arian's Ideas
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https://www.tumblr.com/walkergirlsposts/772523580964667392/httpswwwtumblrcomcarolinagirl807724961819190?source=share
You have all provided great examples refuting that anon's claims, as they should be refuted because that anon is just repeating things from the standard AA/Heller checklist to try and claim that JP/J2 fans are the worstest ever ( with no receipts, of course), but I will share that there was one death threat towards Jensen after Rust. But, what anon either doesn't know (because they don't bother to research the facts behind the claim) or would rather ignore facts, is that the person making that death threat, despite claiming to be a Jared fan, was not followed by any Jared fans, nor did any Jared fans interact or support that person. In addition, as soon as Jared fans saw they threat, they reported the account en masse, and helped get the account deleted.
Now, if anon wants to compare death threats, we can take one (supposedly Jared fan threat) versus the massive litany of threats against Jared, often for no other reason than existing. Some, as recently as four months ago.
https://x.com/Sam_Maddy/status/1828883140825223184
And what happens to those people threatening Jared? Do those accounts get reported by other AAs and/or Hellers? No... they get more likes and reblogs. So that anon can miss me with their fake rage.
As to Jensen's comments about the crew on Rust, yes, he did call them whiny bitches, but it wasn't over coffee and drinks. It was the for multiple reasons including housing, but more importantly about safety concerns, for which they had, unfortunately, as we found out, a legitimated reason. https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/578190-camera-crew-walked-off-job-to-protest-safety-concerns-on-alec/
I mean, just how bad did it have to be to have crew members walk off the set? How often has anon heard of that happening on any other set? i can only imagine how bad it was and Jensen's dismissal of their feelings definitely contradicts all the times he talks in conventions about treating everyone on set well, including the crew. (We also saw how poorly he thought of The Winchester cast when he told them not to F*#^ it up for him, or the fact that they had to work while deathly sick (link no longer available... wonder why), or the fact that one of the crew members almost died from a lightning strike. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/lightning-strike-winchesters-lawsuit-1235580457/)
If anon would like to debate their claims further, I'm ready for them.
Right, in regards to any death threats towards Jensen, there's always hundreds more directed at Jared. Hell, even with his car accident he had people wishing him to die. When the show ended and he was cast to lead Walker??? Hundreds of death threats because how dare he end the show so they don't get destiel. When he said SPN wasn't about romance?? Again, hundreds of death threats towards him all done by hellers. So anon can spare me the one or two Jensen might get. When he gets hundreds then you can come back to us crying.
And as for why the crew walked off?? It was pretty bad. They cited the reasons as no pay, no accomodations, many had to sleep in their cars, they heard explosions going off sporadically, it was a very unsafe set to work in.
But like I always say. Come at us when Jensen has hundreds of threats and anyone trying to ruin his reputation, then we can talk.
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It’s so sweet how all the other symbiotes have cool powers and stuff and Venom just has his all-abiding love for Eddie.
#rust and ruin blogs#venom the last dance spoilers#venom 3 spoilers#venom 3#venom the last dance#veddie#symbrock#venom#pls don’t talk to me about comics and stuff I’m just here to shitpost
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about rusted in the Sams x dangronpa au the final act @sillyzone1209 @goodolddumbbanana @catspawcreates @ikamigami @multifandomcutie13 @theinfamousmaybelle @doodledrawz @lednet-sorrow-au-blog @dolce-cerise @silly-a-777
After the first game (with is were the whole ruin 5,000 dimension thing happened and he was forced to be the mastermind by his creator and he ended up going against him in the end and helping defeat him.) Rusty is send a somewhat cure by the future foundation. It doesn't get rid of the virus but it makes it so he can't be taken control by it unless with an intervention of some kind. It's still in his systems it's just not taking over him right now. So naturally after finally somewhat being free from a virus that made you kill innocent people naturally will lead rusted with a lot of guilt and feel as though he needs to make up for what he has done. He has so many questions one of with is were is ruin he then goes dimension hoping to eventually hopefully find were he is after many months of searching in his dimension and finding no luck. He eventually gets kidnapped by the mastermind of the new killing game mimic and like the rest of the participants have no choice to partake in the killing game. And while upset he is at least somewhat hopeful he can use this chance to be better to make up for what he did. However the future foundation have been getting closer and closer to putting a full stop to the killing games as since mono fallen is the last mono left if they kill them and the mastermind that it they won. And they have even managed to make special designed tech and cameras that have no affect on mono fallen magic. And this something mono fallen doesn't want there main goal and what they were programmed to do is to make the killing games as entertaining as possible and to make as much as they can but then they get an idea yes they can break and destroy the cameras and tech the future foundation made but that doesn't mean they can't make someone else can. And that is were rusted comes in. As he not only has more then enough strength to destroy said tech and cameras but he also has a virus that makes him act incredibly violent on a dime and mono fallen can more then use that and control that to they advance. So they make rusted work for them with the deal is they will bring back ruin for him as he was killed and mono fallen is the only way he could be brought back. He also makes it so that if he explains to anyone what he is trying to do it just glitches out, No matter how he would try to explain it if he wanted to he would get no results. So for the rest of the killing game he plays a supportive role to ballora who is the protagonist and eaps monty. President finds out about him working with mono fallen and when She finds out that he is working with mono fallen she says that if she joins her she won't tell anyone but he refuses she reveals to everyone that he is working with mono fallen with shatters the friendship he had with ballora and eaps monty. And since mono fallen made that he is unable to explain himself in any way he can't tell anyone the context as to why he did it and it just makes him feel even more worse about himself as his friendship with ballora and eaps monty while he was still helping mono fallen with getting rid of all the tech and cameras the future foundation made he still was at least somewhat making up for what he did by helping out 2 people in a dangerous situation like this and being a emotional support and protection in such a dark situation. While they eventually forgive him it still will be not enough to make up with what he did as that is not even the start of all the bad stuff he has ever done.When the mimic is about to be executed rusted tackles into the execution with him to make sure stays dead and never hurts anyone like this again and again in way to make up for all the horrible stuff he did both in the killing game and when he was infected with the virus. Once he does kill the mimic with the last of there strength to press a button that has a large metal pole in pale rusted and the last thing he sees before he dies is ruin
#sun and moon show#tsams#the sun and moon show#sams#eaps#lunar and earth show#eclipse and puppet show#laes#tsams x dangronpa au#Sams x dangronpa au#the final act
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how much am i aloud to know about the Hunger Games AU :glancescutely:
TEE FUCKING HEE BITCH BUCKLE UP
And y'all this is gonna be so long but this is an AU I've been working on with Turbo for *months*. We love our TSBS hunger games.
So these are the tributes, this is just a sketch obviously
And here are the mentors, they haven't been sketched yet but have heights
And a few important people from the capitol (there will probably be a few more added later on as we work on developing the plot some more).
Each character will have several refs for the different parts of the story.
Information about the tributes. "Group" is the age group for the Games. In this world the age of maturity is 17, and once you are 17 you are considered an adult in the eyes of the law. Teens are between 12-16, Young Adults are 17-21, and just like in the States while they are adults there are a few restrictions on what all they can do, and certain jobs they can't work until they are 22. Adult is 22-29, and really the only difference between Y.Adult and Adult is that there's certain jobs you can't do when you're below 22 because young people aren't expendable like that according to this government. Elder is the last age group for the games, 30-35, and once you've crossed 35 you are no longer applicable for the Games.
(Poleart is supposed to say polearm)
Information about the Mentors. Then vs Now is how old they were when they won their games, and how old they are in the current narrative.
Tributes are selected by one female and one male tribute, in the lists for the tributes it says which group they represent in that aspect too. The government doesn't care what your pronouns are, they just care about if you're AFAB or AMAB because of tradition. The single exception is Harvest, who is lying about being AFAB and he was so vicious at the reaping about being with Blood that they didn't even bother to question it for the sake of their fingers.
We have done entire descriptions for the past arenas, but there's so much that I'm not gonna include here. Maybe in a separate post? Or when I open up a blog specifically for this AU since it's so convoluted. For an example of how long the arena descriptions are it's 5000 words. I will give you the description of the arena design for the one they're in during the story though.
72nd Annual Hunger Games Victor: Theme: **Apocalypse Forest** A post-apocalyptic wilderness where nature has reclaimed the remnants of civilization, turning it into a sprawling forest of tangled vegetation and decaying ruins. Set in the aftermath of a catastrophic event, such as a nuclear war or environmental collapse, this arena presents tributes with a harrowing landscape where survival is a constant struggle against both the elements and the remnants of humanity's downfall. The once-thriving cityscape has been engulfed by dense foliage, with skyscrapers now reduced to crumbling ruins and highways choked with overgrown vegetation. Tributes must navigate through the twisted remnants of urban infrastructure, facing hazards such as collapsed buildings, hidden traps, and radiation hotspots. The forest itself is a tangled maze of towering trees, dense undergrowth, and winding creeks, where tributes must contend with natural hazards such as toxic flora, mutated wildlife, and unpredictable weather patterns. The air is thick with the scent of decay, and the eerie silence is broken only by the distant cries of scavenging creatures and the creaking of rusted metal. Despite the desolation, pockets of life still exist within the forest, including desperate survivors, feral mutants, and rival factions vying for control. Tributes must navigate this hostile environment while also avoiding conflicts with other survivors, scavenging for resources, and deciphering the secrets of the apocalypse that brought about the forest's transformation.
There are ships, but they're not really a huge focus of the story. The main ones are surprise surprise, Blood/Sun/Harvest. If you've read my writing you should have expected this. There are a few background ships as well.
Unlike the uh canon Hunger Games, we're gonna give everyone the chance to talk to each other, hang out etc. Form alliances, friends, and rivalries. Instead of it all happening in three days before the arena, they get a whole month of training and publicity. Some parts of the story may be grueling for that reason, since we really want to give perspectives on all of the tributes. We're probably going to do a two or three-parter fic, before the games. The games. After the games.
We already know who dies, how they die, who lives, and how they live the rest of their lives after the games.
Oh yeah this is a bio-organic AU. Some of the characters are partially mechanical, like most of the celestial-based ones, but the rest are purely organic. The society is a mix of cyborgs, anthropomorphic animals, and humans.
Here's a few snippets of the plot that we have planned.
Sun and Moon are an oddity. Never has there been a set of (actual) siblings in the games before. Moon tried to tell Sun it would be okay when his name was pulled, and made sure to put on a brave face for the sake of Sun. He knew there was a 1/24 chance of him surviving the games. That was a risk he was willing to take. He would come back to Sun. You can only imagine the way his blood ran cold when they then pulled Sun's name and there was nothing he could do about it. He swore to himself he would find a way to get them free so he didn't have to see his little brother die in his arms. When Blood's name was pulled Harvest immediately pitched a fit. Blood had to pull him off of him so he could go up to the stage (and got bit for his futile effort). The second the female tribute was drawn Harvest volunteered for tribute. No one was going to kill his best friend unless it was him, thank you very fucking much. The guards tried to protest since he was coming from the male group, but they backed off after one almost lost a hand to sharp teeth. Ronty and Frank were from the same district but didn't know each other until they were both pulled for the games. Golden, Freddy's mentor, is his father. Freddy has two younger brothers who aren't old enough for the games yet. Foxy and Roxanne both have kids they need to win the games for to get back to. The Creator is the President.
#alex answers#answered ask#tsams#tsbs#the sun and moon show#sun and moon show#fnaf#fnaf au#tsams au#hunger games au#tsbs hunger games#long post#long answer#tsbs au#the lunar and earth show#the earth and lunar show#eals
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Late OCs as Horror Themes/Tropes, Ships as Tarot Cards, and 15 Lines or Less Tag
Tagged by @nightbloodbix @aceghosts @inafieldofdaisies @voidika @direwombat and @g0dspeeed
Tagging @socially-awkward-skeleton @softtidesworld @strafethesesinners @strangefable @adelaidedrubman @wrathfulrook @corvosattano @cassietrn @derelictheretic @shellibisshe @florbelles @cloudofbutterflies92 @starsandskies @onehornedbeast @josephslittledeputy @josephseedismyfather @afarcryfrommymain @megraen @turbo-virgins @minilev @carlosoliveiraa @shallow-gravy @titiagls @thewanderer-000 @snake-in-the-garden @purplehairsecretlair @chazz-anova @ladyoriza @la-grosse-patate @skoll-sun-eater @yokobai @bitchofedensgate @deputyash @ec-10 @foofygoldfish @gaeadene @henbased @vampireninjabunnies-blog and @trashcatsnark
You can find the OCs as Horror Themes/Tropes quiz here and the Ships as Tarot Cards quiz here. One OC for the first quiz, Two Ships for the second quiz, and three OCs for five lines each for the 15. The results and lines are below the cut:
DISCORD, THE MAD KIN OF CARNAGE (A Radioactive Calamity Of Love, Bombs & Gore and the Unnamed Original Works Trilogy)
Discord was a second-generation reality bender (or more commonly known as "Kin"), and one of the most devastatingly powerful as well. His very presence was capable of reverting anything and everything around him back to its basic essential form/s (until it became rusted, rotten, and/or dust and eventually nothing at all). Had technically been killed during the Extermination Purge War, however, Arcane Urias' Chapter of the Occult, a group of warlocks, liches and dark magic users that aimed to preserve ancient magic (regardless if it was forbidden or destructive) and bring back the Old Kin (which mostly consist of the extinct first, second and third generations, as well as some fourth) to rule over the Multiverse once again, had found a way to bring back Discord, in a universe where Earth had been ravaged by nuclear war. NOTE: This result kind of describes how Discord's second death more-or-less is like.
THE BAPTIST AND THE QUOKKA [JOHN SEED X NADI SINCLAIR] (Far Cry The Silver Chronicles)
While Nadi and John have this "loyally serving the other while yearning for each others love but beating around the bush due to bad timings and stuff and still caring and possessive of the other to an obsessively unhealthy degree"... I will have to say that Nadi's affection isn't John's only priority; Joseph and his family plus the project is John's focus and is probably what he would choose over Nadi. Nadi though views John as the person who gave her something to believe in again, to put her skill and faith in (especially after losing faith in the military and governments after the events of Call To Arms), so to her, Eden's Gate' faith is personified by John. But if either lose each one another, it will greatly impact the other's life.
HAOYU ANABUKI X ICARUS GALATOS (Life, Despair & Monsters)
Ah yes, another main LGBTQ+ couple I made to add to my collection alongside Sonya and Jennifer. Haoyu (Non-Binary, 25) and Icarus (Male, 23) fit each other well. At first both thought the other was a jerk. However, both got to know each other, related about their experiences with distant, long-lost and/or found family (Haoyu with their father, mother and Monika plus the Literature Club, and Icarus with his parents, siblings, alters and the Dupain-Cheng Family), coming to terms with their personal lives (Haoyu with their ability to open portals and travel through reality breaches, and Icarus plus his alters with the ability to switch dimensions with this magic fungus dude named Hatter whom one of the alters had eaten inadvertently on a dare), as well as near-death experiences (Haoyu with the Ruins of the Midnight Rise, and Icarus with Evermond Scowlzka trying to dissect him and his alters to get Hatter) plus their encounters with Sir Enigma Malvolio (Haoyu is Malvolio's foil and therefore targeted as a rival, and Icarus, while never meeting Malvolio until much later, had seen the aftereffects of Malvolio putting the essence of the Court King into a close friend of his, Marinette Dupain-Cheng). They also manage to work through each other's flaws; Icarus was reserved and arrogant but self-sacrificing (hence the requirement for his alters, Hatsukami Hinode and Xavier Tulip), and Haoyu was bold and selfish yet unambitious. Icarus teaches Haoyu how to be driven, pointing them towards a goal beneficial to not only them, but everyone, while Haoyu taught Icarus how to listen and take care of himself more, as well as be open-minded. Wherever they end up after the fight with the Ruins of the Midnight Rise, know that they're both at least together.
15 LINES, 5 EACH FOR 3 OCS IN THE UNTITLEDVERSE
Calvin Darling (The Perfect Storm saga)
"Ah, back in this shit again?" He grumbles, getting up.
"Haven't you learned by now? "Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before the fall"," Calvin quoted, "Try to checkmate that, you pompous dick."
"I need a drink," Calvin pauses, reminding himself of another task, "But first I shall pray."
"Mario! I'm a cartoonist, not a mechanic."
"...I'm simultaneously impressed by how smart you can be but also disappointed in how stupid you are."
Rick Thompson (The Omniscience Rule saga and The Ender saga)
6. "I don't remember hunting down clowns to be part of the initiative...?" 7. "My dream came true Ma... I am IN a Musical." 8. "Ms Darling, if I may compliment outside of regulations, you're stunning beauty is increased tenfold by the stellar addition of grime and demons blood." 9. "I may be an agent, but I'm no where near professional." 10. "Ian Graveheart is the kind of man Pa described as the worst combination you can give a loaded weapon without safety on... legs and batshit insanity."
Urijah Calaghan (The UnTitled Stories (from The Omniscience Rule saga) and The UnTitled Ventures saga)
11. "You don't matter. Nothing matters. Nothing except this mission." 12. "How cruel are our lives where we must live out a path hostile to our treading feet as the unknown entities above and beyond mock and degrade us? And what fate awaits us then? Release? Freedom? Death? A second round for your soul to enter the world again and go right back into the cosmic mechanism that grinds us down again and again and again like a broken carousel? Or a decrepit record stuck spinning on the same tune? But that's only if you're lucky enough to die." 13. "My mission is to release us, painlessly and mercifully, from the one who holds onto us; the Hand at Fate's Table, one abhorrently callous and cruel enough to take pleasure in the suffering he puts us through." 14. "You must find this tiring. For a man to commit himself against an endless stream of challenges for what is ultimately a short speck of time in our universes must come at a great unnecessary cost to your body. Do you not wish to rest, Joaquin? Wouldn't it be best to live the final minutes of your life resting? Taking a moment to hold your family one last time before our Peace?" Urijah softly questioned. 15. "That doesn't matter," Urijah softly breathes out with a smile, hot air colliding against the cold breeze as the countdown reaches its conclusion.
#oc tag game#oc quiz#series: a radioactive calamity of love bombs & gore#oc: discord the mad kin of carnage#far cry the silver chronicles#ship: the baptist and the quokka#ship: john seed x nadi sinclair#john seed#oc: nadi sinclair#life despair & monsters#ship: haoyu anabuki x icarus galatos#oc: haoyu anabuki#oc: icarus galatos#the untitledverse#the perfect storm saga#oc: calvin dearing#the omniscience rule saga#the ender saga#oc: rick thompson#wip: the untitled stories#the untitled ventures saga#oc: urijah calaghan
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I am proper mad!!! Those swifties, only now they acknowledge the story matty and taylor had since freaking 2014!!
"Omg so the [insert song here] is actually about matty healy?"— average swiftie.
"Omg so we ruined it for them?"
"Omg so she was in love, love?"
Yes!!! We been telling you since 2014!! We been telling you last year!! And you blocked maylor fans like rabid dogs, and now I see theories, the same theories we blogged on twitter and tumblr, and tiktok, surfacing.
A big f to the crazy taylor swift fans, who started a freaking petion a year ago!!! That is CRAZY.
It is been months and I am not forgiving you. Ever.

Looked up at the sky and it was
The lips I used to call home, so scarlet, it was maroon
The burgundy on my T-shirt when you splashed your wine into me
And I chose you
In New York, no shoes
The one I was dancin' with
And how the blood rushed into my cheeks, so scarlet, it was
The mark you saw on my collarbone, the rust that grew between telephones

I hoped you'd return
With your feet on the ground
Tell me all that you'd learned
Cause love's never lost when perspective is earned
And you said you'd come and get me but you were 25
And the shelf life of those fantasies has expired
Lost to the lost boys chapter of your life
Forgive me Peter, please know that I tried
To hold onto the days when you were mine
But the woman who sits by the window has turned out the light.

I know a place
It's somewhere I go when I need to remember your face
We get married in our heads
Something to do while we try to recall how we met
Do you think I have forgotten?
Do you think I have forgotten?
Do you think I have forgotten
About you?
#taylor swift#taylornation#matty healy#matty the 1975#the 1975#maylor#tatty#the tortured poets department#ts ttpd#ttpd
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....I need you to break down which Game of Rassilon characters would survive Dracula now please.
ah fuck okay, here we go. going by @canyourfavesurvivecastledracula's set of critera at the top of the blog...
Riley!Doctor - Wouldn't take the crucifix because she's already got several spare ones in her pockets, somewhere, maybe, she'll go looking for them later. Of course she's sneaking around and getting nosy. It's what she does. Holds Dracula's attention well enough until he says something really blatantly evil, and then she promptly snaps and ruins everything and turns the whole deal into a survival horror game. Finds a rusting sword somewhere and beats the three vampire gfs back with it. Uses her scarf to rappel her way down the side of the castle, and uses a combination of Venusian Akido and clever sonic screwdriver technobabble to disrupt the vampiric influence on the wolves. She's the Doctor. She'll be fine.
Millie - the real-life Amelia Earhart was somewhat religious, so I can easily see her taking the crucifix if offered. Talking and climbing aren't what's going to save her here. Her greatest strength is piloting and repurposing things. In the absense of a plane or spaceship, she might very well hijack the carriage Dracula drove in on. 50/50 chance of her managing to pull this off.
Travis Killian - Travis's greatest strength lies in his ability to fuck with technology, and unfortunately castle Dracula is not wi-fi enabled. He's genre-savvy enough and probably knows enough vampire lore to get a good grasp on what's going on, but that's not going to save him. I don't doubt his ability to survive a few terrifying conversations with the Count, but I do doubt his ability to climb down a ladder, let alone a massive castle wall. Probably going to die without assistance, let's hope he asks for help.
Roman - Roman would try to shoot Dracula several times and miss, every time; but that only happens at the climax of this little disaster. Vampires and Time Lords are natural enemies, so he'd have a pretty good idea what's going on from the start. Being left in a creepy old building owned by a malicious entity that wants him to suffer and lose his mind is kind of already Roman's thing, so he gets bonus points for that. Roman can absolutely talk his way around Dracula and in fact I'd pay actual money to see those conversations. When things inevitably go to shit and he has to run like hell, the aforementioned bad Marksman score kicks in. He fails to even so much as wound Dracula, and probably isn't remotely equipped to climb down the castle walls. The wolves probably get him. Sorry, Roman. He dies, but don't worry, it's all part of the plan.
Carrie Vu - after ascertaining that someone really weird is going on in the town, would turn up at Castle Dracula's front doors and offer him girl scout cookies that she doesn't own in order to sneak in and snoop around. Dracula would not be fooled but would let her in anyway. Every conversation between Carrie and Dracula is the equivalent of getting beat around the head with a rubber chicken. There's no way to predict how any of this will go. Dracula is too bemused and off-balance to contemplate killing her at first. Gets very very offended when he calls her iPhone a foul bauble of man's vanity. Would manage to get at least one good whack in with her baseball bat. The vampire GFs do eventually get her and things look hopeless, but the Corsair swings in at the last moment to rescue her, and the resulting scene is like something off the front cover of a horny romance novel.
Dan!Doctor - Would take the crucifix, insist on paying or giving something back, comedic 5-minute sequence of him pulling random currency and bizarre items out of his pockets. Solemnly promises to do something about the babies getting stolen and eaten, and this is his entire life goal for the next few weeks. Probably manages Dracula marginally better than Riley!Doctor, can keep up and hold a conversation while carefully plotting his exit route. Locates every coffin and regretfully destroys them. Very thoroughly makes sure that no part of Dracula's cunning real estate plan will ever come to pass. Escapes Castle Dracula by jumping out a window because climbing is too slow. He's good at falling off things, he'll be fine probably.
Lita Fane - Lita's wary enough that I have serious doubts she'd even go up to the castle in the first place unless coerced or forced into it. She feels much more like the person to stay down in the town and try to help the people living there. Assuming she has to go to the castle anyway - I don't know if the crucifix would be even recognizable to her as an important item, so she'd probably just be really confused about it, might take it just to be polite. Engineering skills aren't really helpful to her here. I don't think she'd be great at talking to the Count, either. Dracula sets off every red flag possible for her - Lita's having a bad time. It doesn't feel like she'd be an especially great climber, either. Lita's a survivor, but probably not in this case. Vampires were never really the thing she learned how to survive.
Stanley Campbell - Oh, god. Sorry, but there's just no way Stanley would notice that Dracula is even remotely a vampire until it's way WAY too late. 50/50 on him taking the crucifix but I'm thinking maaaybe not. He'd probably end up wandering. Dracula would lose interest in his tangents very very fast. He ain't climbing his way out, with OR without crocs. One way or another, he's not moseying his way out of this one.
bonus: Joseph!Doctor - a stick is just a stake that hasn't been sharpened yet. Dracula's going down.
#the game of rassilon#dracula#bonus bonus: ka ren vs dracula. no details on that one i just want it to exist in the world
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On the topic of ruins and loot, what was/is the standard policy regarding artifacts looted/acquired (either while adventuring or wartime), and what are some of the more noteworthy artifacts you and the other Companions have come across (aside from the Amulet of Kings, of course)? (And on that note, may I be so bold as to inquire what sort of family artifacts the Tharn family has/had?)
It's seen as a common courtesy to leave behind some dort of information about the relic you've taken: What it was, how you found it, vague outline of your plans with it, where to find you in case the person who came here next needs to contact you about it. Write in standard Cyrodillic, or if you have a brush and the time and will, in Daedric alphabet if you feel it is appropriate.
If the artifact is obviously cursed, it's nice to leave behind some blood splatters as a warning. It does not have to be your blood. If you are raiding into a Dwemer ruin, flip the switches and turn the valves back the way they were on your way out. You don't want that hot steam that was spewing into the corridor to build up somewhere deeper beneath in a boiler and blow the place up.
When it comes to handling the looted found relics, it's mostly case-by-case custom approach. I like to wash what I've found first, cold water, a bit of distilled alcohol to disinfect it. Not advisable for some crystals and most fine Dwemer machinery, though. Cleaning is a good step, though, it let's you see the details beneath the grime, and significantly lowers your chance of contracting some nasty disease when you cut yourself on it.
(Not so fun story, shortly I was estabilished as the Imperial Battlemage, the Guardians of the Vault brought to me a cursed crescent, the foul hex on it had already killed three of them in a a rather ugly and painful manner. After we cleansed it of rust, I gave the remaining five a very long talk about tetanus prevention and since then the only other curse that befell the Battlespire was from a werebat. The curse was rabies.)
As a rule of thumb, do not eat your artifact. Don't put it in your mouth either. If it is a drinking vessel, don't drink from it. If it is a cooking utensil or a piece fo silverware, contact a Daedric expert (an actual expert, not just self-proclaimed); almost all of us know the Haskill This Is An Emergecy message spell.
As for the artifacts and relics out family has obtained over the course of the years vast majority of them has been... Well, I suppose the polite term would be "repossessed". Not that long after the Soulburst I was netly shooed off the main stage and my less sensible relatives and progeny managed to missplace a lot of the family's posession.
Still, what remains and is of note
A set of daedric crescents. Honestly, I am still dumbstruck as to why Mannimarco let me keep them on my person during my stay in the Castle of the Worm. The staff is unparalleled. I've managed to fit it with a new handle, since the last one just shattered in my face a couple of years ago, and by the Eight, how did I manage to go without it for so long?
The Spoon of Repulsion. From Sheogorath's domain, I don't know if he already had it or if I am that special, but it was entrusted to my care to propel bad anons out of this blog's very inbox at high velocity. Not much goot as an actuall spoon, since it throws your meal across the room and through the wall.
A couple of Azura's crystals. Some of them are full, and I forgot with hwom and I am not eager to find out.
A blood-drinking longsword that melts with the wielder's flash if used for long enough. Probably the artifact that's been in our posession for the longest... and one that's seen the least use.
Mallion-Canae, a ring made of petrified flame. Not sure what it's good for besides as a pocket warmer.
Three sets of armor made of dragon bone. I am not sure if it counts as an artifact, since they are extremely new. Apparently the Rimmen Armory is running out of space, and since I caused it in the first place...
Two Tablets of Silk, the devices that allow access to the internet.
The Fang of Barbas, which to my knowledge does not actually come from Barbas, and while held it does not allow you to speak a lie. Less helpful than it sounds. Banned from the courts of Cyrodill.
A vial of what's supposed to be Namira's blood, although it has the physical properties of oil rather than blood. A viscous substance with no known antivenom. So toxic that looking at it with unshielded eyes kills.
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Tom Hardy got to work with a bunch of dogs, ride his motorbike, wear a tuxedo, and write a feature-length film where Venom calls Eddie “the sexiest man,” and they contemplate what it would be like to have a family. He’s living my dream for real.
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