#rvb counselor

[aidenpriceless]

In your professional opinion, is Director Church a DILF?

This phenomenon for which the general population tends to address someone as a MILF or DILF I believe we can easily trace back to the concept of breedability. In light of his child [INFORMATION CLASSIFIED] 's performance, we can assess that the Director has overall good genes and most definitely scores high enough in the UNSC Standard Breedability Test to qualify.

[noridal]

Ngl that seeing people reacting to my and @dresdenlies 's florice propaganda in this post is changing my brain chemistry and now I can't stop thinking about it. Anyhow, a quick question for my ego (and my constant need of blorbo content)

(reblogs are deeply appreciated I need to find my people)

[sharkface-daydreams]

Rating: T Pairing: Sharkface/Aiden Price | The Counselor Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Chapters: 1/1 Word Count: 1123

Summary:   Yurch AU thread - The Freelancers and AI are all alive and fighting the good fight for Chorus. Price knows well and good the mercenaries and their allies are completely fucked at this point. It's time to leave while it's still feasible.

[skateboard-theta]

i loooove the Wash/Carolina/Locus/Felix fight at the end of S13 so much. the setting provides such fun fighting tactics with them hopping onto the rotating platforms and being upside down. the animation is amazing. Wash and Carolina's banter. Wash's running commentary the entire time. his unhinged idea to slice his palm just to find Locus. Trocadero. knives. what's not to love

[tvckerwash]

random head canon I just came up with: tucker complaining about the meta suit being tight in the crotch is supposed to be a dick joke, but I think it's way funnier if it's supposed to be tight because that's how armor works: if its too loose you risk being injured because of things being knocked around when impacts are made, lessening the effects of the armor absorbing and distributing the force, so you don't want a bad fit. tucker wouldn't know that though because he's been wearing flowers armor, which was custom fit for flowers, and when they got new armor in s6, they used the measurements of the old armor, so tucker's been wearing improperly fit armor the entire series—which is a level of stupidity only the reds and blues could accomplish.

[pretzelforte]

my top 10 underrated rvb ships i think should be explored... not in any order.

sorry in advance

1. southgeorgia, especially since the triplets episode of season 14 (south x georgia)

2. sharkprice,,, chorus trilogy sharkface and price interactions :33 (sharkface x counselor)

3. SISTEX,,,,, girl pals mutual pining i fw sistex SO HEAVY (sister x tex)

4. directorprice, mostly tragic platonic couple just trust .... (director x counselor)

5. dopez/lonut.... LOPEZ X DONUT IS REAL TO ME OKAY??????

6. BOOSINGTON...... its also real to me theyre silly (caboose x washington)

7. sarnut,,,, theyre... theyre literaly so silly.. (sarge x donut)

8. Car79er,, THEYRE SO GIRLFRIENDS TO ME... CAROLINA X 479ER LITERALLY GETS SLEPT ON

9. vicflowers..... just trust me florida being infatuated by vic and vic being... vic (VIC x florida)

10. kailan,, season 15 + restoration MADE THEM REAL!!!! kai missing tex and projecting her feelings for tex onto dylan because shes desperate to feel what tex made her feel...... (dylan andrews x sister)

(11. BONUS!!!!! me x omalley its real dont question it)

[pvtchurch]

Fav part of rvb is church barely repressing the VIOLENT homosexual within

[fischiee]

just saw a clip from the scene where wash stands up against carolina for pulling a gun on tucker and right as he’s about to walk out epsilon calls out that he would know all about abandoning people and ;_;

the idea that epsilon would feel abandoned by wash because wash would be the only person who knew everything that he went through and saw him at his lowest and let them take him away

they were supposed to have such a connection to each other and instead the moment they were connected they both broke apart and never came back together :(

[ovcii-doodles]

[REDACTED]: You're writing down an awful lot there. Counselor: Just my observations. Does this evaluation make you...anxious?

washed hands interview my beloved

[churchstopsurgeryscars]

"Clan vs Clan" - A Warrior Cats RvB AU Allegiances

RoseClan Leader: Redstar (Sarge) - Dark red lynx point with amber eyes Deputy: Cinnamoneye (Simmons) - Red-brown tom with gold tabby splotches, one orange eye and one green eye Medic: Oakroot (Lopez) - Brown tom with yellow eyes Warriors: Morningsleep (Grif) - Orange classic tabby with white paws and tail tip Pansymask (Donut) - Pink-ish brown ticked tabby with orange eyes Mudriver (Lorenzo) - Dark brown tom with a white patch on his chest Brackenfire (Gene) - Reddish brown and white tabby with yellow eyes Rainbowheart (Cronut) - Brown ticked tabby with amber eyes Elders: Bloodpath (Surge) - Flame point with blue eyes and a white tail tip VioletClan Leader: Deputy: Thunderwind (Church) - A silver lynx point with bright green eyes Medic: Barkmoss (Loco) - White tom with dark tabby patches Warriors: Duskheart (Tucker) - Grey tom with white paws and chest Softblast (Caboose) - Brown and white tabby with dark blue eyes Tranquilsky (Temple) - Grey and white point with blue eyes Bouldersong (Bucky) - Light grey tabby with white paws and muzzle ThornClan Leader: Stormstar (Director) - Black color point with blue-green eyes Deputy: Spidersilk (Counselor) - Black and white tom with yellow eyes Medic: Lavenderpetal (Doc) - Dark brown and white tabby with blue eyes Warriors: Mountainstep (Maine) - Thick furred white tom with a pale ginger tail and ears Gingernose (Wyoming) - White tom with a light brown tail and a distinct patch on his muzzle Dawnflower (North) - Pale ginger and white tom with green eyes Duskflare (South) - Pale ginger and white molly with green eyes Briarwish (Connie) - Dusty brown tabby with a white muzzle and yellow eyes Weaselstep (Vic) - Pale brown and white tabby with orange eyes Sparkfrost (York) - Brown tabby with a white back and tail Snowclaw (Carolina) - Grey color point with striking green eyes Apprentices: Shellpaw (Wash) - Dark grey tortoiseshell tom with yellow eyes Nightpaw (Texas) - Black spotted tabby with a white chest and muzzle

[aidenpriceless]

you and the director need to kiss

I am confused, by "kiss" do you mean kissing each other or kissing someone in general? You might want to specify. Either way, I regret to inform you that both options are frowned upon at the moment.

[noridal]

Things that happened ever since I decided to add Aiden Price, Florida and Wyoming to my the Sims 4 game:

-Reginald set his and Butch's kitchen on fire

-As a married couple, Reginald and Butch had fiki fiki in Price's bed, promptly sleeping in it afterwards

-Price has already had way too many dates

-All of them visited their neighbors in order to talk shit about them

-Price set himself on fire. Twice

-Price threw hands with another Sim and promptly lost

-Butch mourned the loss of a friend

I think it should be also worth to mention the fact that I accidentally gave Price she/her pronouns and have no clue how to fix that.

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 1, Part 3, Poll 18

[favvnsongs]

tbh if alpha had been the MoI's shipboard ai rather than filss, (and rather than alpha being like. under the radar and presumably only interacting with the director and counselor), imo he would have been Such an asshole. like can we talk about that. he's Such a little shit even before fragmenting and all the torture and winding up with the blood gulch squad but like, wholly Himself alpha with free range over the entire ship? absolute menace.

[tvckerwash]

you know a trait I wish we would've gotten to see more of post recollection is Sneaky BastardTM wash who has a plan on top of the real plan and he doesn't tell anyone about said real plan until the last possible second, essentially forcing those around him to participate against their will in one way or another. get moved around like pawns on a chess board idiots.