#sad but tru

[annarexcouture]

“There is no world outside of Manhattan.”

- Sex & the City

[vitaminyoo]

[yourenotdonefighting]

7 Adam 19, Officer Thorsen over and out has me in tears. 😭

[marsbotz]

btw this is what i mean by the weirdddd kinda sus dru scene. the brooding. plus a funny subtitle typo

[mywastelandperfection]

[randomnameless]

Funnily enough, Byleth might be one of the more tolerable characters on CF specifically, if only because they just quietly enable Supreme Leader's bs instead of coming up with some character-assassinating nonsensical excuse for why they're helping the person that tried to kill them unprovoked five minutes ago like the rest of the non-Hubert and Jeritza BESF members; it's the only time that them being mostly silent does anything to benefit their character (other than shallow self-insertion that's half-assed in and of itself due to them still being their own character to an extent), since they're one of the only BESF members to make it out of the route with their characterization relatively unscathed due to not being able to say stupid shit like the rest of the recruitable cast (excluding how out-of-character it is for them to choose CF at all, but that's hardly an issue exclusive to Byleth lol).

Mmh...

After Nopes, Engage and FEH that fleshed Billy's character a bit more - Tru Piss!Billy is also Tru Piss'd.

A fwend made a list some time ago, but Tru Piss!Billy is callous and makes "jokes" at people's expense, when Billy doesn't (or when they do, it's in good fun).

Even in my first run I noticed Billy being WTF at Emile joining the gang to besiege Garreg Mach - and they finally get their answer about the Jerry incident and the Mole People thanks to Hubert in his paralogue...

But after Nopes, without taking Sothis into account, you want to tell me Billy wouldn't bat an eye and side with Flamey, whose associates (before Hubert tells them that no, they're mutually hating and using each other) killed their father? I'm not expecting Dimitri tiers of being pissed when Rufus says he killed Lambert, but even Barney was pissed at Clout in Golden Shower for the Randolph thing. Billy is just shrugging until, per chance, Hubert takes them along in their paralogue? Seriously??

Still, yeah, I guess not having lines means they escaped the assassination levels of other characters even if I can't say they escape scot free, plot and story wise, they lose the only link they had to their own mother (and if stroking the player's peepee wasn't that important, they would have lost their friend Sothis).

This makes me think, we see way more people (or used to see?) angry because Billy doesn't react (they do actually, but not in the way some players would like?) to Dimitri's boar mode, but those very same people didn't have the same criticism about Tru Piss!Billy, when Supreme Leader sprouts her "lizards BaD bcs non humans" spiel, her "no matter what we must kill Dimitri", or anything regarding her conquest being for the great Gud who is erring somewhere.

I wonder why?

[eomcheong-keun-megi]

CACKLING

[standbowed]

[hachi vc] gods forgive me but i am just a mortal woman left alone in this daiso

[scythe-wolf]

Some of yall in the Chappell Roan tag are pissing me off

She's allowed to make mistakes yall stop acting like she did it on purpose or for selfish reasons. She's been working SO HARD on her career for the last 10 years, nonstop, and yall probably discovered her through some tiktok dance or something.

[isca-tide]

5x10

hehehehe. Okay so just pure giggling this episode, right?

Look at these gorgeous idiots. I adore the trope of best friends becoming romantic partners and suddenly freaking out when they go on a date and eventually asking each other for advice, because that's what they do. God Lucy's clothes are just utterly gorgeous and so is she. Tim's not so bad himself. Tim's smile. My god these two. They're so awkward. Talking about bloody bread and sea bass. These adorable teenagers in love. Tim checking her out every five seconds because he's not blind. And good lord he's so fucking awkward. Naked time. My poor sweet boy. But he's so happy to go at whatever pace she wants. There's no disappointment, no push back. He's just happy she's comfortable enough to tell him what she's expecting from this. Okay but who leaves a knife that sharp out in the open? This restaurant needs to sort out their sharps policy. Lucy's disappointed grumpy face knowing their date is over.

Wesley good lord slow your horses there boy. God these two. How are they police officers, honestly? How have they survived going UC? They're so awkward and obvious. Just shuffled in the corner whispering away, smiling like idiots, and just pouncing on Nolan the second he walks over. Grey you sneaky SOB. You know exactly what is going on here. And god, Tim and Lucy look so sad and downcast while he's talking to them. They've not even had a chance to see what's going on between them and they think Grey's going to make them call it quits. But obviously they wouldn't. They are both so quick to jump to literally any other option other than breaking up. They're in it for the long haul. And yes...I'm pointedly ignoring S6 right now. Aww Tim's face as Aaron keeps going. Poor baby.

Nyla, our badass queen.

Fuck's sake dude. Why would you ever not listen to Nyla freaking Harper? She tells you to sit your ass down, you sit the fuck down. Gotta appreciate a man taking his pet goldfish on the run with him. But that is not a suitable way of transporting a fish, c'mon buddy. GOD DAMMIT NOT THE FISH! I mean that guy was playing with fire but the fish was innocent! Not that I'd want them to have gone over, but it seems weird they wouldn't push the shop just a bit further over the edge before leaving. Aaron, you sweet angel! Stop being so wonderful it's not making the news any easier. Aaron, our co-captain of the Chenford ship o7 please let the leaving be mutual and without negativity so he can come back for a Chenford engagement or something. I need him to see them happy together again. Among like a million other things. I just don't want him to leave :( My god the flirting. These two. You are in a building full of cops with eyes. Aaron and Celina my D&D nerds why you cuties stop it please. Wopez and Jyla are the cutest couples. Need more double dates from them. And then triple dates with Chenford. Oh my god they're sat so close. Talking about grandkids doesn't even phase them. Tim not going over the car-jacker because he's got something far more important right in front of him. His obsession with her thighs, their legs sandwiched together. How close they are. The gentle hand in her hair, the eyes, the smile, the kiss. I MELT. I CANNOT.

[anonimek-ica]

[alukaforyou]

i started watching this w my bf cuz hes one of those ppl who cant eat dinner w.o playing something, and omg this is not going the way i expected, i thought it would be abt how shes evading her crimes and getting caught in the end, but like theres more stuff happening after she gets caught lol its actually good even tho i feel like the plot is too wild to make sense.. unrealistic but entertaining

[pitroig]

rumbling on jjk leaks

Now we have Gojo outside the box after three damn years, thanks gege but NOT thanks because i know, you know, they know, we know fuck*ng gege akutami knows that he is going to be killed on the 24th if not before that and it is going to be awful and super sad and we are going to be heartbroken and I won’t be able to read the manga or fics or watch the anime and...

well you get the idea

[tsuchinokoroyale]

also i’ve got some Texas meat i can shove in you

Oh boy I hope it’s bbq!

[randomnameless]

It's so funny that edelstans will use Rhea calling Byleth worthless garbage when they choose CF as this massive point against her; what did they expect her to call someone who willingly sided with Edelgard while knowing full well that she supported a kidnapping attempt aimed at her niece, broke into a mortuary to steal her dead family members' corpses to fashion them into weapons, and ordered the deaths of everyone in that mortuary, even her fellow students, just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time?

Eh,

I think this wording "worthless piece of garbage" is the first one that made me check the differences between the jp version and the lolcalised version (with the dub!) because I wasn't getting all the memes and references to this line, and this made me discover Rhage lol

Yes, Rhea is pretty pissed in this scene (even if Rhage sounds more pissed because Rhage) but yeah, she says this when Billy attacks the monastery.

It's not only in the holy tomb, no, it's attacking the Monastery - for... reasons? I've skimmed way too many Tru Piss fics trying to justify this choice as "uwu protecc student" when Rhea orders her death, but attacking Garreg Mach? With all of its residents, leftover students, randoms, monks, etc etc? What is Billy protecting here?

Billy, imo, here shows complete compliance/acceptance with Supreme Leader's plan, including all the things Supreme Leader did as Flamey : Remire, Emile abducting women, breaking in the monastery killing students to steal relics, Jerry's death, popping in the Holy Tomb with Jackie to, again, steal Nabatean remains + whatever Supreme Leader said in her manifesto/declaration of war, etc etc

So this really sounds like an argument about people saying Rhea BaD because... Rhea is pissed and call you names when you try to kill her and her people and trigger her PTSD :(

[esoraluco]

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