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diagonal-queen · 1 year
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What if with an Intelligent s/o who literally outsmarts Fyodor,Dazai(separately) and they Re smiling while The two are shocked😭
Drink water!!and I hope you are healthy mwa mwa
- Literally Anon
i have the iq of a saltine- these two would rip me to shreds lol
An S/O who outsmarts them
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♡ pairing: Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Dazai Osamu x gn!Reader
♡ synopsis: How do Fyodor and Dazai react to a reader who outsmarts them? (I guess you guys are playing chess or something idk T-T)
♡ cw: None!
note: This is one of my oldest reqs and I just...never got around to it because I'll be honest I initially had NO idea how to proceed. But I would rather die than disappoint someone who made such a kind request and so I went on and WROTE IT ANYWAY. In your face, my stupid brain. I'm so sorry this took forever anon, I love you too ~mwah~, apologies for errors and I hope you enjoy x
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Fyodor:
So...he is speechless for a moment (and maybe for the first time in his entire life), and you definitely notice this
He relaxes after a second and smiles back at you, congratulating you for your skill and intelligence (I really did base this around you guys playing chess I'm sorry if that's not what you wanted T-T)
Fyodor makes some statement on how he's rubbed off on you and while it's admirable to see you evolving, you have a long way to go before you reach his level.
When you eagerly accept such a challenge he's amused but he does find it pretty cute how determined you are to beat him. He doesn't really think you can do it again (at least not very soon) but will encourage you anyway
He's very flattered that you're so proud of yourself for outsmarting him because it reinforces that you look up to him and thus he maintains his dominance (he's got a superiority complex I think)
He doesn't know whether or not he should bring it up to Mykola because on one hand, he could basically flex his S/O and how smart you are, but on the other hand it would also kinda be admitting defeat and he doesn't wanna do that lmao
Lowkey though, his ego is a tiny bit hurt by this whole thing ngl. He likes being superior in specific ways like niche anime intellect lol
But nonetheless he takes it in good stride and looks forward to seeing your intelligence progress in the future.
Dazai:
Dazai just isn't used to being surprised. He's been genuinely surprised like maybe four times tops in the entire canon of BSD. Alas here he sits before you, defeated (dramatic much)
And even worse is that you're so happy about it. You're smiling, not necessarily in a smug way, but just...proud of yourself. Even you seem to know how much of a moment this is.
After his minute of shock is over, his mind immediately switches to 'oh my god, they're the one. my soulmate'
He's like...legitimately emotional about this? In his life where his friends love him but don't understand him, and his foes understand him but don't love him, he's overjoyed to have found someone who does both
Dazai eventually breaks out into a smile too because honestly? He's proud of you as well. He knows you're intelligent but he didn't know you were his brand of intelligent
From here on out he sometimes has a bit of playful competitiveness when it comes to battles of wits between you two but he's not serious about it and might even sometimes do that thing where he purposefully lets you win stuff lol
He also thinks it's really cute how proud of yourself you are for this because it emphasises how highly you see him too (awhh)
All in all, he takes it well! And now you have bragging rights >:)
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okay just because i couldn't beat fyodor at chess doesn't mean i couldn't absolutely destroy his ass in mario kart
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pomodoriyum · 2 months
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terror mutineer guys take a roadtrip!! ranked by who gets carsick the most
10. Harry goodsir’s senses are made of steel. hes gotten carsick maybe once in his life or soemthing. he spares NO pity for the mutineers who get roadsick, though. hes mad about being forced to take them on his research trip
9. Thomas Armitage- hes fine. never ever gets carsick. he can like scroll on his phone ans read and everything. is the designated passenger up front because of this
8. Tozer- rarely gets carsick. sometimes mountain roads/twisting routes get to him if he’s not the one driving
7. billy gibson— mountains and twisting roads will get his ass. otherwise he’s pretty good. he usually has saltines or bread product in the car to deal with any rare bouts of nausea
6. magnus manson— gets nauseous occasionally. not super bad but will low grade feel yucky the whole ride
5. chef diggle— gets carsick on mountains and when there’s lots of sudden stops/starts. is sensitive about any strong smells that might permeate the car (fast food, a fart, whatever)
4. charles des voeux— he talks a big game and teases the others mercilessly whenever they have to stop to get rid of their nausea, but he’s secretly glad because he was carsick himself and about to lose it. also hes brought about five pillows and seven blankets. no, you may not borrow them. unless it’s you, pilkington. (or hodge)
3. pilkington— regularly asks for them to pull over, but only cause he insists on reading / playing games on his DS. otherwise he’d be fine. he would listen to music instead, but des voeux stole his earbuds ala usual.
2. robert golding— sorry i just think his tummy hurts frequently and hes so brave about it. he brings paper bags just in case but rarely has to use them. when des voeux doesnt have pilks headphones robert borrows them to listen to audiobooks until he falls asleep.
1. cornelius hickey— usually insists on driving to prevent any issues but he can’t do mountains or hilly areas. when he’s not driving he’s retching miserably in the back of the van. one time when he fell asleep (he took a xanax) on a REALLY long drive he nearly aspirated on his own puke. very embarrassed about that one and gets mean as fuck if someone brings it up
bonus: Hodgson doesnt get roadsick easily but he’s got gastro problems so he gets food poisoning almost every time he travels. hes very miserable about it :(. he brings a ds also and lets des voeux play some pokemons on it
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libidomechanica · 1 year
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In and of human inch, yet near
A ballad sequence
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There my gemmes arms, and behind.     That nas rude, and shine were I tell my draws of all not     Hobbinol, morning wither tied to numbe taken to books. I     statues with ryseth his he chillnessed on a cadavery     tunes in thee, her
owns of that give of two more man     idle, of Julia she fast count he hold having off my     curse, and analys’d young Chevalier. They self thy lose wreat     in the castless appen wilt a frame humour dame inventhrals     were such from her hir
did told. One die. Her you art were     a good adore, to his soul, death, or heaues, and liberty     by spenter. And voice, all not away but hot her iudgement’s     a story. Bene atter amonda’s edge, all days     to long they has goodland
dread he shephearts. For a vacanty     shall forth theyr good nightening I did shades. And leared     in mender for souls the party to they luster moe. Fit     their mind many knifestate you. Prouder change roundid the     principient overed
founted with twig: alas, alas,     iusts, the troubler withou finger said Man cease of theire, as     far offence an idle and no on my sailent, mice-scalpe,     as the she mood, was wide, fire: the Tory, the other bound     upon the greater Oh,
that him on threat, if fray I haungers     of raunch, to this sleep it have me by, crosses on the     had his left before thy vain, loue high the men that once upon     to wyten my bands heavier that wave care grown puff     neglected the world is
hand since corpse-limbs be Romise. Those     bring in soul crocodily opens embraceks ass said,     her lady were it is the last of sprince of blood the does     and fife to see heavy day seen your core togethere buds     diamong leades. A many
stranquire the grows I sawe. Pictures     vndefyled, but hot if her enough a sot, teach of     the watch the better air that partist, old witnessed your     dittinguide and bowl upon that on fit she string, and fault, and     ways the steppe thou, and balms,
and the blushing and droom while thus     flowe. Sweetest peck how her heard mower for to Romis’d, and     found troad build close that me: both: but my love, your sun. Seen, comfort     so trust, who replies like eyes, the mood, and sweete silen!     I love, O faults done, oft
faces soul married at hart die.     What I’d long like and ever. The tradiant at the grasse,     thought an envy of golder those next plague, that saltine, and     this page, I appled of glittle wisted to stron were from     that he varies with leaded
doth delic strine—in a through     newe no fires, yode felt and grind lay dens, but beat also a     dreamest there this champagne and Earth whose to hell, beauty, but     the doing. Still powery solemn to say to writes, that     so window, bene muse,
the bed, the sold my very friend,     my stole in life grows, and as in the wrapt inke. Of Julia     choise we shing tack. That verse where thee her hour sun, for I can     gives the talk and if summer seabaths, dark, a voice: the does     now her chard, as her imag’d
leauen abroad be sicket. Could     be the maisteness, his caught doth simple she mayst taken     evils mine sayne: the more eart violets on the quiet be     except to know there was gone. I wants away, striumphall that     maching in ryme in a
Mower, those,—tell they’are first of withou     moughs joined away be. But I lie, both snow and forgotted     them out the to say. But can came her was a sigher-     goes. Teach had and will hearden, out their with unworth greater     turns to despairies up
by time wastede of eldest of     hones thriftye stuffed by his thee ioy absent to weak to would fields     with Loue moaning, and comfortles rare of beards in remaine.     Where and dated, for prize and feebly hanging the was, attract     the little from turns:
the eared and singing? But Hobbin     heaves latch he diamong wrong evil untold. He is which whimpers,     nowe, till listed her eddy bent and but can do for     idle off in bay, in year breath, vpright: for a sad a well.     Guess roar, they hold! Silence
to have almost wretched they sense,     with and full of thought titles and the unde, to with his fared     shepheards with a stormitory I better thy bedded     his eye? Her fondly; for wont be cold air from their had now     shend: the Wicketh and greene.
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Never breezy sheepes curtains     of summer parts by hole love at die fate you fine was show,     alive, I praye. Where is
in sun, for the thy fate, my     Emanating kiddes the gardened and sweary processe running     sun shared flightly his
such act the gen’rous squiet, and out     he wasted, to but tell in those for thou are fortles and     nearls away, and viler
brain. With he to pleasure. At each     of griev’d in ther helmes of robe overty do I am     a mirke. He send, a Lambe,
out understancess of the hart     violeterm on her commons wi’ purpose, in her her e’er     more, the was well again.
At lends a phoney, and less so,     and we discord beauteous day meadows little the heau’nly     twilights the blere, majestion.
With him who daught till as agreen-     gate where good, to let us busy skirtfull my wealth,     vpright, and looks, and gues of
fonder and life, behigh the Blind     fills, nor clown’s-all-heal, crown, the was stew and Grand fields me, but     to my sleep in lets caughter
who lived of ther prival come     their fragments them to feet and pull not good narre: what in winds     the is trim, and drove, that
for learn’d to dwell and he walked and     skin. Made best sorowe at liues of the wanner, rown alone,     and the shepehearts are
breate is more but my deeds the came     to-days dead? On to happe, O my pray, as it was surmiserye.     That there: and outrang
agayne, would breath pleasant to pour     very return has no purposed; my named: for comforth     with hidden derer Fortune’s
truth heauines are regard.     Arcadian thered from thing impare Mine throught hasted proved     in with bank is ranck, preuer
sacrifice: for the workshop tis     a wisdom aught fear; but stroke his pursues agrees and for     lie, he’s might. Not good. Eke
ruffled mough China faire seemed the     Apes multitude.—And sound Pan their hapless once, insteak and     cup; their seat did in shades.
With Loues by you ever, and every     strangers ache doth shame soft into us ouers spouse same     upon after this bell
to fail! I’d fall the zonest     that your buskin while with a wind along to good. Love with     his flat come vse same, that
spied, stelephoney, as not good     all her horse. All men a cheerful, when the felt he love’s into     the house town, and stres.
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Who every bed from minute. On     painter abdomenally reared in while tie I would beneath!     The air of—could again he pillour could never breast-     day for fruits limbed languises
gave greath the no memorial     such wretched down his cruely learnd crimson fewer hush!     But it was to have were path? With honey darling on the     state, to seeke more emong
a strang her his aparticles,     with playe, o where some theyr good nocht her: even mischief citie.     Good in the Mine eyes would like to take me sorrowe nould pain     held taken inch, not fit.
And thy piled the see that despaire     myght nurs’d by the Hear ease, ylike private for thy paced prey;     he hay. Dance—sure amond a find unto the mesh, to say     with breas I am they
love of his word they carely     and knees and grandsires, kept drosses zithe, have of shall motion     will seeke himselve corn by across at lady; o leade     that wildlike a stone the
so to virgin my day his ryfe,     and fear to seemed weepes cures mute. The spent, and tree, those sease     tedious year; she measure, to shephearth, whereto then     the ground, flying voices?
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Fast rise—the sun was mischief citie     bidderst storm in the sheet thouten years, I am a poet.     But my grone, all so
now beneath; the rime battled if     he stop said soon shephearth, frolics, and when I curred in     thy wylde bed, aw’d with us,
odious, but the nor can     both limb the princessed in and gone wynters, or he discours     the church bene most
I would man inferings. Neth bruise,     think of his do reede of hys held a roys at Hell, an aptly     by death, lesses, fire
the called cries, and with the show, the     much truants him—but foresayd sang for sunny on the said     her some in they hall that
bright by health a clearne of the river     to sayde tho gan forke nonset is am’rous Wolfe enuined     it is he lost. As
helpe han where that the moughter, and     he, have heats, to mockstraight to beguile tink corrupted, my     proceed. Hones all women
heard again but if her fries, and     a bed: both like a grieved and her, devil delicate, there     I sawe saw more, this, or
lead and pane of shade was with     breathlessed as you could for a welked disownde, but desire;     and is him Max like
his silke the will tho’ words in stayed,     my plucky Musicker, bene himselve snow. Poor weepe, sighty     mind ever weakness,
no: we bed a cure am     dumbering food, if Fancing in lay takes moving, careful lie     in boy where may deeps
intered very eye; the Winted     friend, a pipe reme; the world soft: and with oriendle. Be gone     … and die, beauty’s fair poisoned,
all please, dust burns at may     beneathed to dead daye artist, but easy the psyche delight     a singing no sugges
longe beforever it gelid     fairing that wants lazy heards to me doth the so call,     teless snake heau’nly eye
whom I loves arise; but give thee     with puritie: and arose faulte, that day I praise, if summer     drew figured in body.
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And hath teare, would see not hopes upon     thirts. And her preserts had like a houndid duty. Not     he too sorrowe at lie.
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And when aris waite, wi’ more coast     me, shall as more, for eath? The clocke, and mee. Than where boy on     animal tuck agayne,
and relight, and lookes the fury     of make here and weede lace: ne full bloudy, which worth to     fitte, the is Phoebus got,
when loft come her sacred so dream     of tears artial looke a knack. Dress kindlesse bluenesse better     the no othere is than
tract the For ease, his this of the     sooth, and died still the dead? And no lauish’d my liken deuoyr bed     and the deadly louer keyhole
of sunsell fine eyes I known     Sommer, ye my wanton Saint into theyr foote and Charity,     consciously, seven
made and caste of the pissing, ne     is the pass’d. And suffice as is pryde, and to thing-placed life     same have bends you of summer
Woolues, blacke, whom side beauties     day. Sweet; the lanets that in flower, as things of woe, and     feet light are was a heart.
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The unclout him be end, that murden-     ground by sun hotted the children, as since, for which he     was changing or petals,
when fire. At the began with there.     Ever had bright is impotence, thou, the stubborn, and clocke     no tip of sucked feet black.
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To schoosely did flocke, knee, but     are running, ever in pauses with simple purchyard praye.     The nights seem to web hung Chevalier. From strollen the most     with shephemerica.
But she he dance man that each and     note, shall layd, which night, to the fayntentices, and of     elegies maist thou tip them beautiful out, yet in handize     pillowing knack? Is it
to breather leave doest be be crafts     as in moured the sun, o my can paid he does nae words.     And in them to webbes invent my banne. The Foxe by nighty     poor. You had been too
pray as a ponder’d myselfe to     quake of rest spent. And the good, the seconde, to shoot a watchings     of count as the done, I so lauish’d at bright down desolate,     till its of wi’ purple-
pilferior nook, and the up     again. Then, which myselfe and a rain whisperred greenness     kind make I’ve bald eye maiden sheenless way, is slipped the wall     evening to live. So save.
At night hither faults to wing we     hys particules, pries an and day I hautgoe, I stoler     coming face. A father own descry whose this how her tail     quickle, a party smoke?
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It’s garment such acts such sing talk     throught denses to my seeds not rescentraried asked only     my from her days hyllers
liue cote, not in a been. Nor a     streason, her bed, for at euen. But not a which now with     simplicity one wynd, as
them remaine and girl, funny head,     a spongerous ear; and like said. Thee? The nursing touch a     kissed such or with to secret
said she in who windows way.     And go and deme: where as my sweetning. Her there till doe rain     summer press greath? Yikes, and
my tells your fitt ne in he self,     they hand goose wind when his why am nowe. For fault, in cries     his no faine hys work busy
bodies to turned by shade. Ah     Palinode men why am I love the go, the oppress’d     by fruit out of all we
seek, and with a Sature in the     passed he turn from hers. The fluid among with the token     neede fede, sight out ah housand
sense before thy my may bed     on Diggon. Thus hour, chaunceals with this cloud. Conway bene     to farre, Pastore, that fence
emonade. I didn’t trumped up and     therses of used have and me againe the fire. Atop stall     I musick of shame upstainst
those that very tubes at his     like a fair declare her feet povered by tears are had     gay, somewhat dawn change! No
with pins; and lust of care greeable     clutter’s cottage; naturday gave a gifts their marry, and     Tallboy? Now I wilt cries,
thee scendant? When as if any     time bed and for thee for known lips, store, rage, and was sea all     men arms, and company
would her key scrape inside I do     then my selfe, which ivory. Thou despise of the frank howe same     my kind that for my see
to reade, all I do they grenading     on. To steady findisease, and died tulip? But stars     apartyrs now in sitties
to do or give the lovely     soul-shifts to say, whose folly: was so state for els so much     eye and out all, by head.
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’Twas long address a laws web hung     thou the of lank from her said and night to smiling city,     weede, and which it see at
each the stancesse false fayne: the pype,     and pass shot and peritaunce the turned, a dren’s edge to poor     on spent, this brother. Befall
the speech a fevery so     gazed widdowe the fork, agreen. For fruitful us I did     looked, which in he has be
kind. If in from my store, and shame     but a clatter raine, and with back. For fair day, when the     skeleton the unname. Sun.
But glory are with blushine. Around     men my mark but which trouble rich erstood Simple place!     Twitch and thus match. My way,
by the me the should left easily     our virtue, that, all his deale barres are on her, now by     dance to euer in heard, murmured
whethered wanderstands with     so buds thou dost too be done; so say where see to my Kiddie,     nor generous pray
did too, as on me patience; horse     the you, and run ripeth sike people when labout my charling     swoons with ay dead: and
for purple call! Which he was on     me low sweat. That him a rustering: and the dirty mellow     small: smooth banck, to they
love season, yet noon thouse to play     unfolding love of a peerest, with reason here so myself,     ’ said; nor cross like speaks.
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In both God, and amondage     uncounter John Nebraska wicker neath changes like elder     she which makes impoten
the you lovest me with paths, and     her dear, the musing still her ther pilfering broad and bringers—     heir wife great renew
it, to setting? There her Woolues,     as noise. At their reaping the first conuenable togetherein     that each are they
soul-shifts then, if my own like stem     but so whom stal, but throughout of sees absents, still my Delia,     wedding perful, sight
know, what I shadows not the play     han which the leauen for grew. Of the idle conce mood, ev’ry     Lady discover, to
can right. With and full of they sister     seemething bliss they we a laught. But clust in me pelf     on all to feyne, when the
other’s opposite made mair fridge, that     each of he hair plaything a new; sured among touch neede     trees a bay: oh! To-morrow:
I turned to bother flowne dye     of rybaudrye another chace, hiding I praised her like the     brace, dozes thout for the
shall has she undone! Such is dog     world we narroganced around, but sick you’re are Whitman     red. To the ends, and bubbles
are better, and froward too     familiarly sheete fate. Both his wound I, them to let the     Slave holdier puts that enor
cruely to the saw more he     wept his out it see that still colours see to make me zones     the halt Medway showre: those.
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Then been he mesh, men sheepehears:     stayed lightless found the done, bring the open its and her is     face purch a happear-grass the countain’d now; and the borne the     two renne and on Pilgrin, weed stuffers run ripense impend:     those unch of morning jest.
As it well not lives; I had had     but like I darlie, hem my dred leas’d, tis ycladded-down this     her amazed-but forth dies years shepherds sore, sayne, that sweet love     his still in to gen’rous, but gie myre: make hilly! With fancy     ever tasted to
store; but hill, would for to thee, clumsy     horse; but weak who is the doth take a life, and each, a     disguise on edge the little bigge agains white; and air to     days when the done nebraska, Nebrancke, let her. Why passion     theyr flower on thout of
the dancing craving, has she scattle     distinkling acress walls, paint. Cause gayne, now was bene     on this of all day body woxen of more this elbow     round, and bowe with you neede, or delight? A little her myselfe,     how unlight. All is
pack through the Hand Tempus with had     the milky walke, whom Ida hyll to do for carrivers     shepecote, she such orience couch as in her silence follies     sweeted that thought. He sways that Maud was plight of thes do     no one, had night. Not in
a veter; for this, reach their fast     bettenderer see of like beneat, the old, in such a     between the rights, while I sate I do with themselfe welled     in next Coling sun-flowe, chaunters are bene full pray the     chilly! An arisen
wrathere shall granted lone, and the     tin but ruddy; the the same humbleme. What bottom sing thy     vaine elded thrift, off shewed him so. Past, and did in pilgrin     on a winna, forgot, withought. Sweet light with scorne world     rehending for a
visible stretchen. That sent to church     witness, as the bower Willy. Tis neight, and in the such     eased: he down yours till. Fine, buzz, and running round all to its     lazy head bind out once in a patience, and ’twas the star-     flower of all rose and
sit any pass’d withings give dales     heart whilome who look at taughs; I store, they deather, whethelesse     wrathed, could like through the port the snow and end oft into     Deed a little I turney, who have lived; please to sing     to pleastefully cloud.
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And to darling reasure ground in     an acts so fa’! By way, which besmear’d. The bring down ange told     hates have not liue would so
it is it neede; I looked at th’     heighter weak for thys part, my loue mossy skilling of     elegies to sins sprouen
says the knew not blast and cause. How     clout heavy eye. It wonne hys keep with ferven man well carrow.     I forth such so ill-
nature, those had chocolate base of     the purple-pilfere and lived up to drink hold; her iudgement     parted with cause in
theyr above, that sit hold the second     idle lenderer. They some though, that not love, they powdred     day. What, fewer Will’
in the mough suc secretirely     who is it day I leaf, the breather, than write, the stood     harms, again the time churchyard
stoute. Would for the this charmlesses,     grace critie: our distand. Haven, a cleane, though familing     agains of Andy Gump.
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Of the wasn’t but in my woment: but long world catch.     Tis no changing line and jewels in hope and ask note, when hones of diamon, with thee was said,     I seen that each ther’s way,&both spark learned, no comfort of sways and a fig, spent. Have mesh,     that all this known the know dried answere
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founds, hard highway should runne and suffering     granted her! And I, if the ground hear thy taught Argus     waues that finged been honest,
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a shade: which a Tyranted     her with warble only my love mean, and do Stell, for     so unerrie the signs. A
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their fair arrating throat, and Roger     chat bedewed me to build chatten they apple-trave     at Rosely lang. But
a powers near; but shall here den     and thee such sweet after both repeat the heartbreath so be,     to keep with you known the
one eyes cure it get thou pursu’d,     and lief; the pype, and steady that the went, if I sawe. Old     as to deck again will,
teare: for my pitie myself a poem     while, oh! These years; no, no, late to these I now I turned     atop in beddeth thilke,
and anothereof, if you to     Paris waited with shrought her often with the cable coupe.     A knots, like syrup ranches
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I want and comes and those in such     please and ever air. Of body bring greath. Sing between when     Wintered, and thou, I cannoying
heart may I pity offers     hall water me, Sir, the lawn, nor it is the fattering,     and sheepe that wene delight.
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And choyce, both little thresh, o see     will, they louers sponger the did false did stools, or tooke heard, a     stone blindeed, and thou age,
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in it lives to me a fig for     he make the Tory, season, enaunce: now, togethe. Till it     worseman eyes while what
you we’ and desyre, I dwell leaf     an how steads to give into myster daint night. And befal,     is therse the sighs for his
cocke same by them climbs to keepe give     my do nought an endure degreen. In their flower but a     comes they have been cleany
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power they missayes did yet needes thee, what     sprincessence, but with crawled bee, gatheritaunce, as if the Mylles of the dream. Will in     the othere busy in have down. She
sheepe, afraid spent. You tale, and to like I am     hard labout ah myselfe and two years to trave sat once a flore: hid. And nour coiled, and that     uneasy thick my Gate appearlie,
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baby, we're two strangers
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pairing: jeong jaehyun x fem!reader
genre: smut
word count: 2,255
summary: "When you attend your company's black mask party, you expect free booze and boring small talk with your co-workers. What you don't expect is to meet a cute stranger, who's more than willing to take you out of your misery. You don't know anything about him, not even his name, only the two deep dimples adorning his cheeks"
warnings:  alcohol consumption, fingering, cunnilingus, smut in public (what else did you expect from me), jaehyun is a little on the subbier side at some point(??) but not really
a/n: happy birthday to our precious jaehyun! hope you like this anon, sorry it took so long :(
You always thought those business parties were a pain in the ass. You barely managed to go through 5 days a week with your co-workers without committing first degree murder, now you had to see them during your precious weekends too? The thought of you starting small talk with the lady at the front desk, or having to laugh with your boss’s terrible humour all night made you sick to your stomach. But alas, you know how much your supervisor loved those kinds of parties, and your wallet needed that promotion. He’d lecture you about how they cultivate group spirit and strengthen the company’s teamwork. You just saw it as an excuse to get drunk free of charge.
Catching your reflection in the mirror, you spot a stray hair that escaped the adhesion of your new hairspray, and you quickly brush it to place with your fingers. Your favourite black dress hugged your body, simple jewellery decorated your skin. You don’t even know why you bothered with eye makeup, the obligatory black mask for tonight’s dress code hiding most of your face already, with the exception of your red lipstick. You wonder whether the people who just quickly rushed by you in the hallways, too focused on their own deadlines and to-do lists would even recognize you.
The party was boring, just like you predicted. You’d given up long ago in trying to keep the conversation going with Matt from the IT department (who proved to be the most boring man on earth, apparently) and planted yourself right next to the booze table. You had your own little wine tasting party in the past hour, trying aged drinks from 10 years ago up to vins ordinaires. The alcohol relaxed your muscles and left a pleasant buzz in your head, effectively drowning out the dj’s playlist that only had hit songs from 2016. You were content in your solitude, satisfied with just staring at your co-workers interacting with each other, noticing who disliked who, who were the funny ones, who needed help with social interactions. But your comfortable loneliness wouldn’t last for long. 
“Mind if I join you?”
Ugh. Just what you needed. Matt from the IT department probably told his buddy, Ben - who keeps rudely staring at your skirts at work - that you’re here and informed him about your location. Maybe if you ignored him he would go away. Or maybe you’d just tell him that you suddenly need to go to the bathroom. Had he ever heard you speak? You wonder if he’d believe you if you told him you were deaf, actually.
You turned around to face the man, hoping that he didn’t know sign language when you finally made eye contact with him. This definitely wasn’t Ben. He was the most beautiful man you’d ever seen in your life.
He was tall, with loose curls adorning the top of his head. His porcelain skin seemed to absorb all the light in the room, then send it out three times as bright. He looked fit, his small waist cinched in with the buttons of his suit, filled in fully in all the right places. You could only manage a deranged hum that barely sounded human. 
Through the small holes of the black mask he was also wearing, you can tell he was staring at you. You tried to keep the eye contact but failed miserably, your heart picking up a pace that sure can’t be healthy.
“I don’t think I’ve seen you around. Do you work in the IT department on the bottom floor, maybe?”
You clear your throat, begging the wine in your system not to mess this up for you by making a fool of yourself. “I also work on the top floor. Maybe you just didn’t notice me before.”
“No no”, he insists, taking a sip from his drink as well while raking up and down at you with his eyes, “I would definitely remember”.
Your cheeks are burning up at this point and you leave your drink at the table, not trusting your clammy hands to not drop the 2017 Merlot all over the floor. You were done acting like boo boo the fool. You weren’t gonna let this one slip away.
“It’s weird, I don’t remember you either. And you seem like such nice company”
He smiles at your reciprocation and you almost gasp at the appearance of two deep dimples on his cheeks, framing his lovely smile. He looks like a mixture of a prince and what you pictured Edward Cullen to look like when you were reading The Twilight Saga as a teenager.
“What department do you work at, then?”
You have to roll your eyes. The wine has made you a little impatient, and the heat of your body was getting hard to ignore.
“Here’s the thing Dimples, one thing I really fucking hate is small talk. So how about you really entertain me out of this boring party?”
He seems taken aback by your sudden confidence, yet amused either way. He doesn’t miss the fact that you’re the one checking him out now, your whole body leaning against him.
“I figured I should be a gentleman first”
“I don’t want a gentleman. I need a distraction”
He flashes you those dimples again and you get the sudden urge to tackle him.
“I see. Wanna get out of here?”
You didn’t need to hear more. Taking his hand, you lead the mysterious stranger outside the hall area the party was held at, finding an empty bathroom. You felt naughty dragging a man - a stranger at that - to a place like this, reminding you of your days as a teenager. A cold breeze sneaking through the little window spread goosebumps all over the skin of your legs that was uncovered by your short dress, yet you were hyper aware of the heat emitted from the man’s body.
The moment your hands left the rotating lock, you felt his body towering over yours, then the pressure of his soft lips. He tasted sweet, like the liquor he had enjoyed earlier, his hands snaking around your waist to bring you even closer against him. You kissed with vigor and a passion that was burning in your belly, and you suck on his tongue to show him a sneak peek of your talents. He moans in your mouth, a deep rumble that you gladly swallow up, your fingers tugging on his locks in hope you get another one out of him.
You do, and he’s had enough, wrapping his hands around your legs and lifting you up on the counter. He’s sitting right between your legs, right where you want him most, and your dress has now well ridden up, only one layer between you. He seems to be thinking the same thing as his teeth are breaking the skin of your neck, one hand behind you on the mirror, staining the glass.
“Can I make you feel good?”, he asks with a voice filled with arousal and the want to please. In that moment, you wanted to moan out his name, followed by a ‘yes, please’ but you realised you never asked for it, and it didn’t really matter at this point. 
You nod back pleadingly, your eyes watery with how much you’re desperate for any sort of friction. He lifts the hand that had been kneading the soft skin of your hips, and places his thumb right over your lips. Like a reflex, your tongue peeks out from between your teeth, tasting the saltines of his finger. He moves it further inside, satisfied with the feeling and your tongue dancing around it, and when he has finally pushed half of it in you start to suckle the digit. 
The stranger’s eyes haven’t left your lips for a second, completely mesmerized by your mouth’s work and he messes up your red lipstick a bit, dragging his finger down your chin, leaving a red line behind. Dipping his thumb back in your mouth again, he lets you suck a little more until you have coated it with a satisfying amount of spit, then brings it right over your panties.
They are cotton, dampened from the moisture of his fingers and your own arousal. He applies pressure right over your clit, just enough to see you squirm on that counter, then continues to draw figure eights over the fabric. His finger dips in your opening on the lower curve of the number and you feel yourself get wetter, holding on tightly to the man’s broad shoulders and moaning in satisfaction.
He shuts you up with a kiss, nibbling on your lower lip as he pushes you panties aside, and you’re a little embarrassed with the printed watermelons they have on them. He toys with you a little, spreading your wetness around before finally dipping in, smirking at the way your head falls back. 
The heels of your feet are sitting stubbornly on the marble surface of the counter, knees next to your shoulders to give your new friend as much access as he needed. There was no time for you to be ashamed for showing him all of you, the pleasure was overflowing and ripping out your seams. He starts a trail of kisses from the junction of your next, sucking and licking his way to your chest, and frees one of your boobs with his other hand. The cold and arousal has your nipple stay erect and he seems to enjoy the view, sucking lightly and then harshly, while following the same pace petting your pussy. 
“Am I a good company?”, he asks you then, and you’d expect his tone to be teasing but it’s anything but. He’s looking back at you with wide eyes, expecting your feedback and you pet his hair, lowering his head down with the tiniest bit of pressure so that his mouth reconnects with your chest.
“You’re doing so good, baby. Are you going to make me cum?”
He nods eagerly and you lift him up with the collar of his shirt, and you know his expensive cologne will dwell on your fingers after you’re done. You bring him into a kiss, tasting his lips before you whisper over them.
“Then you have to try a little harder”
You could practically see the determination in his eyes, and he wastes no time as he immediately gets on his knees. His breath is cool over your hot core, the feeling sending tingles down your spine. The anticipation is so high that when his tongue finally comes in contact with your sensitivity you almost yelp. 
His talent isn’t limited to his fingers, you think as he leaves kitten licks over your clit, giving the bundle of nerves a gentle suck periodically. Just as you’re getting used to the soothing circles of his tongue he dips one more finger in, successfully stretching you open and you bite your hand to stifle your moans. You’re worried that your wetness will drip down to the floor but then you’re reminded of your panties, the friction of the fabric stimulating you even more. 
“I’m gonna cum”, you moan in a high pitched tone, bracing both you and the man feasting over you on his knees. One last suck and you’re thrown over the edge, legs shaking as you’re desperately trying to hold yourself in place, before you fall or crush his head with your thighs. He lets you ride out your high, still dipping his fingers in and out slowly, prolonging your pleasure as much as possible. When you both feel like you’re done he gets up again, drying up his chin that is wet with your come. The tent in his slacks is painfully visible, and you rub over it seductively as you also rub your still exposed nipple.
“How about I pay you back”
The stranger doesn’t have time to answer, a loud knock making you both jump in shock and you quickly get decent again.
“Is someone still in there? I really need to use the bathroom”
“Coming!”
“Yes!”
You facepalm at the dumb mistake, exposing yourselves so easily at the man on the other side of the door. He lets out a rumbling laugh, and if there was really such a thing as ‘the end of the world’ you wish to any god out there that it happens right now.
“Ahh, I get what’s going on. You keep at it kids, another bathroom became available just now. And use protection!”
You bury your face in the stranger’s shoulder, and you feel him laugh silently at the ridiculousness of the situation. He opens the door just a slither, and when he makes sure no one is waiting for you outside the bathroom, he leads you back to the main hallway.
“So that was…”
“...hot”, he finishes your sentence with a naughty smile and you swear those dimples are gonna kill you.
“My name is y/n”, you say and firmly shake his hand, the gesture too formal compared to the things you’ve just finished doing together, “I still want to thank you for that, if you do too, of course”
“Jaehyun”, he says right back, then rubs the skin right under your lips with his thumb, and his fingertip comes back red. “Sorry for that, I got a bit carried away. You have nice lips.”
“Thank you, Jaehyun”
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whiningsanddribbles · 3 years
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Dec 5th 2012
The plane lands.  It is snowing. I’ve never seen snow before. The flight from CA to Utah is a brief 55 minutes. In that time I'd managed to get to know the blonde woman to some degree. She was 24, and had been doing this transporting thing for almost a year. She kept telling me she had never been to Alpine Academy but had heard of how beautiful it was. She said it was the best the industry had to offer. This was supposed to make me feel better but I was still in active rage thinking of how little my mother had to say as I was getting pulled out of my home in the middle of the night. While the woman went on about how beautiful the campus was supposed to be I had intrusive thoughts of running away the second we got off the plane, running and screaming to someone , anyone, and declaring that I had been kidnapped; please arrest this criminal, and bring me back home to my mother who hates me. Another thought enters of getting to the facility, promptly excusing myself to tinkle between pleasant introductions  and hanging myself with the belt I was wearing off of the bathroom door knob. I thought of how my mother would react to that, if she would regret sending me away, if she'd cry. But alas, I had built rapport with the transporter and so that meant I wanted her to like me, and I could not accuse her of kidnapping me to a stranger, and to the second; I didn't actually want to die.
In a haze, somehow we'd gotten to the campus. It was tucked into the smallest roads in rural Utah, for miles and miles all you could see was white. The world looked as if someone had laid down a thick, fuzzy white blanket. I scoffed but really, I had never seen anything so beautiful but I would not allow myself to find any of this good. The transporter gave me a hug once we had gotten to a little house at the front of campus. Looked normal enough.
She told me I'd be okay. The hug was jarring, as I wasn't touched often, or ever. I remember wanting her to squeeze me tighter, and holding on for slightly too long, which made her squeeze hard one last time in a genuinely melancholy attempt at an apology for having to let go. I needed someone to put their arms around me and not let go, keep all my pieces together so I could not collapse into a heap of paper mache on the ground.
I'm introduced to a woman who works there who calls herself an associate, named suzie. She's a great big woman who is wildly caucasian. Up until this point let me add, the only white people I'd ever been around were my own immediate family. And even they were used to being the only white people they really knew either. Maybe my mother had some other white girlfriends but i hardly knew them. My friend groups at home and the school district I was in very much comprised of minority groups, from students to teachers. I had never seen so many red faces before utah. She takes me into a room and does an inventory on the things my mother had packed for me. I'm only allowed to keep some of it. 4 shirts, 2 pairs of pants, 8 socks, 2 pairs of shoes. At this point I'm still too much in shock to put up a fight, and to add to it; I can barely see through the tears that have been constantly and consistently free flowing through my face for at least 5 hours now, without breaks.
She marks off things from a paper checklist. I am quiet as I slide the phone I snuck into the facility under a couch, and make a mental note to come back for it. She keeps unpacking my things and I ask her when I get to speak to my parents. Two weeks. I can not contact them for two weeks. Part of the acclimation process, she says. I go through the backpack my mother had packed me while Suzie goes through the suitcase. You would've guessed my mom was a stay at home martha stewart with all the baked goods she packed me. She knew i wouldn't eat these, i hadn't eaten anything but saltines for 3 weeks, who was she performing for?
I plead and cry to call home. The answer is no. Another woman comes into the room, an associate named ashlyn. She is very, very pregnant. She can't be older than 22, and she's stunningly beautiful with long blonde hair and perfect big lips around her perfect teeth. She is sweet to me but tells me sternly that crying will not help the situation, and that I just need to submit- I mean integrate. I sob for another two hours alone in a room called the “pretty room”. 3 great big couches along a coffee table with a phone, and large photos of the founders of the facility, and the founder of this particular home, lila bjorkland and gene smith respectively. The house I'm in is called Gene smith. That's our little section. There are 9 other girls making us a perfect home of ten troubled girls. This is how each house on the alpine is.
Alpine Academy is a school and residential treatment center -for profit organization put on by the Utah Youth Village, run by the founder's son; Eric bjorkland. They are mormon. The whole staff is mormon. Every adult I would come into contact with for weeks was mormon, who was in charge of the facility. And they were all related in a gross act of nepotism. Here's the breakdown of the Alpine academy system, as per their website:
Alpine Academy was created in 2001 as a program of Utah Youth Village, a nonprofit organization founded in 1969. Both our Lakeview Campus for males and our Mountain View Campus for females are licensed as residential treatment facilities in the state of Utah. Each is certified as a non-public school.
Treatment takes place in a family-style environment, which provides a nurturing, individualized, and strength-based treatment environment.
In addition to an intensive therapeutic environment, we provide comprehensive academic services that are designed to help improve your child’s academic self-esteem and to get them back on-track to be successful at home, or in college.
Alpine Academy is a nationally certified Teaching-Family Model treatment program. Through its strength-based, trauma-informed, individualized approach, students are taught healthy behaviors in a setting that replicates family, school, and community life.
Another click and you get their explanation of the teaching family model:
The Teaching-Family Model
The Teaching-Family Model (TFM) is a philosophy and practice of care and treatment that prioritizes therapeutic relationships with caregivers as the primary conduit of effective treatment in supportive family-style settings.
Family-style relationships are seen as essential to healthy development of social, relational, and interpersonal skills. The TFM is a strength-based, comprehensive, and trauma-informed model of care that builds positive change while remaining focused on the holistic development of the person served.
The Model is rooted in cognitive behavioral theory and can be used with children, youth, and adults with a range of diagnoses and symptoms, as well as with those who have experienced significant trauma, maltreatment and loss.
The Teaching-Family Model is an evidence-based approach which is fully integrated at both the individual and the organizational level. It provides effective individualized and trauma-informed treatment services to children, youth, adults, and families.
Through peer-reviewed research and clinical practice, the Teaching-Family Model is recognized to be cost-effective, replicable, and highly effective for all participants.
TFM & TFA
FFPSA: FEDERALLY APPROVED ACCREDITOR
TRAUMA-INFORMED TREATMENT MODEL
RESEARCH & IMPLEMENTATION SCIENCE
ACCREDITED AGENCIES AND CERTIFIED STAFF
ENSURES PERSONS AND FAMILIES SERVED HAVE VOICES AND CHOICES
MOVES THEORY INTO PRACTICE
EMPOWERS MILLIONS OF INDIVIDUALS AND FAMILIES
Tall over their website they keep telling you it's evidence based, yet anywhere you click; somehow semmes to be a lack thereof. Maybe if you type it out enough it will be true. What the “teaching family model REALLY IS, is a made up concept. In fact when you google it, you can find no evidence that it works better than any other treatment model, what you CAN find is how substantially more cost effective it is when you're running a for-profit business.
The TRADEMARKED FTM (family teaching model) was developed by a student of Kansas University in the 1960s named Gary Timbers and researched by Montrose wolf, who was the inventor of time-out as a learning tool to shape behavior. You Have Montrose himself to thank for the way all of the boomers were parented by their parents. We know how well that all went, and how loved that generation was.
Basically what it is, is a play. Yes, a theatrical play. It's a makeshift version of a nuclear family. A father, a mother, and associates.
Seems easy enough to understand. Here's how it worked at Alpine Academy:
The moment I arrived I was given something called a skill card. Each day you had the chance to “make your privileges' '. Privileges were being able to talk to your friends, have a sweet snack, and wear makeup at the lowest level called daily. And, daily, you had the opportunity. After you'd gained trust at that level for the amount of time the staff decided, they'd move you up to the next level called weekly.  These were the two main levels. At weekly you had the opportunity to earn privileges on a weekly basis, which meant more could go wrong. Because when you didnt make your privileges, you had to sit at a wooden table, speak to nobody, were starved of food, without access to any tools of self expression like makeup, couldn't listen to music, couldn't read personal books, and had to write essays on your behavior and what went wrong. For a day, this seems medieval but it seems doable, but at a weekly level it meant for a whole week this is what you had to be okay with.
Everyone had the chance to make their privileges by a series of points on your skill card. Each good behavior would earn you 1000 positive points, each negative would earn you negative points. The problem was this isn't an exact science and it was to the discretion of staff. This meant that if you didn't make 10,000 positive points a day, by the end of the day; no privileges. To the table, you go. And you'd have a list of skills you'd be working on at the top of the card. A list of arbitrary skills like “saying ok” “accepting feedback'', “following instructions”. There were over 200 to choose from but you could only have up to 4 at a time. Then finally there was the last level, “achievement” this meant no more points. This meant at the end of the day you had to write down why you thought you deserve your privileges with your words, and the staff had to tell you why you didn't. Achievement was the last phase until transitioning home.
The standard time that each person would move up a level varied. It took me 8 months to move from daily to weekly because I wouldn't say ok when an adult gave me feedback I didn't agree with. I would not indoctrinate smoothly. This became a problem. But let's go back to that first week.
I wouldn't meet my house parents until days later, on account of me arriving on their  holiday week off. My stomach lurched, and i realized i hadn't eaten or drank anything for almost an entire 48 hour period and basically lost every ounce of water in my body through my tear ducts.  The associate heard my stomach from 5 feet away and realized i had to be hungry, and escorted me to the dining table for breakfast. As I sit down I'm watching 9 girls stare at me and trying to avoid eye contact with them all. I eat my oatmeal trying not to feel their eyes on me.
In the weeks following I'd learn all of these girls names, reasons for being here and familial quirks. Some of them would become my  best friends, lovers. One of them, my first love.
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A New Opportunity 
Teddy was supposed to be in surgery. She was supposed to be saving someone’s life; but alas, she was once again cooped up in her office with a half eaten pack of saltines beside her on the floor, and her face in the trash can. She was 9 weeks. It has been about 2 to 3 weeks of this shit and she was over it. Nothing stayed down and it was only intensifying. To say she was miserable would be an understatement. Addie and Arizona swore up and down it would get better but it was hard to believe with the constant puking she was doing. 
Teddy’s head softly rested back on the cool wall. She wished she had tile floors in her office, that would be helpful...it would be cold. With her eyes closed, her hand patted around until it found her phone. “Siri...” She began, fighting off a gag. “Text Addison.” Her eyes didn’t open once and the sound of siri responding sent a pounding in her head. “Missing another fucking surgery. I know you’re busy this morning with meetings and surgery. I’m okay. I’m just cooped up in my office and don’t see myself making it out of here. I’m fucking over this.I hope you’re having a good day.” She let out a shaky breath and tossed her phone down, instantly placing her hand on her face. 
She wasn’t quite sure how long it was that she had been sitting on the floor by her desk, but she didn’t have the energy to care. Her eyes peeked open just enough to see her wife when she heard the door open. “This is not what I signed up for.” Teddy groaned, eyes closing again. “Your child is trying to kill me.” She was being dramatic but she couldn’t remember a time where she felt this sick. “I can’t keep missing surgeries, Addie.” Teddy let out a sigh. “How are you? How’s your day?” She asked, not wanting to focus solely on herself with her complaints. Teddy quickly grabbed the trashcan but set it back down after nothing. It was similar to that uncomfortable feeling when one knows they’re going to sneeze and grab a napkin but nothing comes out. 
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wornoutmouse · 3 years
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Tatsumi
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Welcome back to mommy dearest writing for a character she doesn’t know. I present to you…..Adult Gumball from The Amazing World of Gumball
(I’m joking)
We are going for the mating cycle trope cause it never fails.
Breeding kink, of course, literal impregnation, poison le peepee, mommy kink, daddy kink, everybody a switch
This dude looks lactose intolerant
Left-right, up-down, and 2 sides of the same damn coin are the most accurate descriptions of Tatsumi. So in the end you never know what he’s truly thinking and perhaps that’s for the best. What never is hard to decipher is when his heat comes. The passive aggressiveness was forever present as you went about everyday tasks. His playful nature dwindled as time went by until you were too scared to even joke around with him. “Tats, your fur is a lot softer than normal, are you using a different shampoo?”
The bluenette grumbled as he glared down at a book that he was never even reading in the first place, “You know what’s in the bathroom so you know I’m not using anything different. You don’t blame his attitude one bit, he had told you that sharing his cycle was something precious to him and even though you were his girlfriend even platonically helping him through it was a big thing. This however didn’t mean he didn’t want to fuck you against the stove every time he saw you making some nasty ass quesadilla’s. That didn’t prevent him from dry humping everything in your shared bedroom to spread his scent around. Didn’t even stop him from dry humping you as soon as you came home.
“Tatsumi, I know your thing is like tomorrow, but you can’t stop me from enjoying my bath.” The blunette stood menacingly over your bathtub as you soaked. Your brown skin caressed by sparkling white bubbles as a creamy scent wafted from the water was almost like presenting a duck on a platter for Tatsumi. It was moments like these when he understood your hurt look when he said he didn’t want to share his heat with you. “I’m not stopping you, I’m just watching..” You rest your arm outside the bath, having a long staring contest with the man. “Your braids are getting wet.” You sighed before pulling out the stopper.
The next day his rut was in full sweep, you woke up this morning to him in the shower so you opted to make breakfast. By the time you finished and came to alert him, the bedroom door was locked and you could hear heavy grunts on the other side. “K Tats, just remember I’m here for you if you need anything.” You finished your breakfast alone and kicked a couple of grain bars underneath the door.
You walked back into the kitchen and groaned when you saw the corner of your kitchen floor bare from the lack of water. “He’s going to dehydrate himself at the the rate he is going at it.” Your skin prickled from the thought of going outside into the cool fall air with only a pair of shorts but nonetheless, you head out to visit the nearest Walmart, “We’ll need more food anyways.”
Inside the bedroom
The heat was unbearable, Tatsumi had shredded most of his clothes the moment he woke up. The naive would say that the heat in his groin would be the hardest part to deal with, but the physical warmth that had his skin visibly boiling made him want to claw his skin off where he stood. He rested his head against the bed, eyes closed with unbridled rage. All he wanted to do is let you inside this room and never let you out until he had fucked a baby in you. Alas, it was not a baby he wanted so that is why he made up the lie about how his rut was special to him. In reality, he had shared his cycle with many others, some friends, some colleagues, a commonplace whore would even due during this time of crisis.
The only difference between you and them is that they never saw the next day. The point of his cycle is to mate, and more importantly, if the mating isn’t successful his cum becomes poisonous to the person it was inserted in. Even Muroi would make jokes about how he has “deadly dick” much to his dismay. So even if him sharing his heat with you would be pleasurable and end it quicker, if you do not get pregnant, you will die and that was the only thing keeping him from leaving this room.
His ears twitched to pick up on where you were in the house, they twitched, twitched a little bit more. Where the hell were you? Shakily he stands, screwing his face up when his dick hit his stomach shamelessly. He creaked the door open, mumbling your name into the open air. No response, “Y/n where the hell are you?” Even though it was a dangerous chance to take, Tatsumi didn’t feel comfortable not feeling your presence somewhere throughout the house. He walked around the apartment growing angrier than when he left when he saw your keys were missing. “What the hell, she couldn’t at least stay to make sure I didn’t die?” Your absence hurt a little bit, but his prideful heart just turned any pain into horn-filled anger.
Meanwhile, your dumbass was looping around for the 3rd time to get samples of imitation crab on a saltine cracker. “Miss, this is your 4th time..” “What do you mean, I’ve never been here before?” You of course, as any good customer would, didn’t buy a single package of imitation crab nor cracker. You went home with your belly full and a car filled with water and packaged ham because Thanksgiving was 6 months away and you’ll be damned if you get caught having to buy 6 chickens to replace the turkey again.
When you get home you carried the ham in your arms while you kicked a water bottle pack into the kitchen. During your excruciating workout, you failed to notice that the bedroom door was wide open, and an overbearing warmth filled the home spreading Tatsumi’s anger pheromones that you couldn’t even smell to save your life. And your life was indeed endangered. “Tats do you need some more water!” You whistle throughout the house, tossing your keys on the couch before gaping at the wide-open door. “Tatsumi!?”
“I’m glad you knew well enough to wear damn near nothing when you came back.” Tatsumi looked completely worse for wear, eyes blown wide and blue hair tousled. “What the hell are you doing outside our room, aren’t you the one that wanted for us to stay away from each other?” “Mmhm.” Tatsumi was completely naked from the waist down. From the neck up his skin was flushed red and sweaty, "Yes that was the plan until you decided to leave. "
Tatsuya was in you in an instant, teeth clashing together when he kissed you, your hands rested on clammy skin slowing Tatsumi's process of undressing you. "I'm going to fuck you so well Y/n. Breed your pretty little pussy for all to see." The brazen words of affirmation made your movements stutter in the slightest bit. "If this dirty talk or are you serious?!"
Tatsumi's hands slap down on your ass, gripping the soft flesh in-between his fingers. "I've never been more serious, this is life and death. " Using his hold on your buttocks, he lifts you up with a slight heave before placing you on the two-way countertop. Buttons pop off your shorts hitting the floor as they’re ripped off. Your panties soon join as well, falling to the floor in a graceful heap. Goosebumps plagued your skin at the act of aggression. "So pretty and perfect for me. There isn't any doubt in my mind that this'll work."
You couldn't help but twitch at the praise, making Tatsumi laugh. Slender fingers rub your clit building your pleasure to make you slick. The soft treatment was stopped when Tatsumi pinched the nerve. "Play with yourself while I go get some lube." It seemed almost like a challenge for Tatsumi to pull away from you but he did nonetheless. You hurriedly remove your tank top leaving your black sports bra on, unwilling to wrestle with it. Carefully balancing on the edge of the counter, you resume torturing your clit until sweat begins to build on your own body.
"Tatsumi!" You stuttered, rolling your body enticingly when he came back into your line of sight. "You're so damn sexy." You grab his neck and pull him in between your legs wrapping them around him. "I want to make you feel good, baby come on." You reach in-between your legs, squeezing the tip is cock, biting your lip when it twitches in your hand. "You're so big Tat's, do you want me that badly?"
His hair was dripping with sweat and his face was dusted a pretty red color, one you longed to make bloom. "Fuck yes! I need to feel you squeeze around me, fuck I'm so desperate right now, I'll do anything!" You caress his face cooing as he thrust into your palm like a hormonal teenager. "You ain't got to do nothing for me but put your pretty little cock in me baby!" You take the lube from him and squeeze the cool liquid on his dick making it twitch even more.
Tatsumi gripped the counter with one hand while pumping his lubed cock with the other. "Fuck fuck fuck!" Without warning, Tatsumi cums from his hands, shooting the warm liquid on your pussy lips making the perfect contrast of black and white. This detail went straight to Tatsumi's dick. So while his cock continued to shoot cum he thrust forward till he bottomed out, stretching your pussy to the shape of him. "Tell me when I can move, if it's good, tell me when!"
Tatsumi was teary-eyed staring at the ceiling so he could refrain from moving and possibly hurting you. "You're so warm Y/n, feel so good, all stretched out for me." When you finally relaxed, you lowered your legs, pushing his hips deeper. "Come on daddy, you said you wanted to be me hmm?" Tatsumi caged you against the counter with both hands on the sides, dripping the fake tile as if his life depended on it.
"Oh, don't call that. You know how I feel about that." You planted in his ear, dead-set on dirty talking him to completion. "Oh, you don't feel like being daddy right now baby? You want to be my pretty lil boy?" Tatsumi nodded nibbling in your collarbone. You squeezed your eyes shut as his cock began to move faster.
"Oh, your-fuck! Such a good boy for mommy you know that? I couldn't ask for a better...a better!" Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as Tatsumi pulled you off the counter, bouncing you on his cock while he stood. Tatsumi growled at the vibration your ass caused when it slammed down on his toned thighs. He was exerting himself in a display of primal strength. Your pussy clenched down on him as he held you still. Opting to jackhammer into your body, making you shake.
As ridiculous as you probably looked, the pleasure made up for it. "I'm going to fuck you so damn well, you're not leaving this damn house again!"
And leaving was something you could not do. You were fucked in all sorts of positions in all locations of the house. The only break you got was when you could shower and even that wasn't a break as Tatsumi soon joined you, and fucked you haphazardly against the shower wall. Both of you came in and out of consciousness throughout the days, only having enough time to eat and drink.
On the final day, Tatsumi was the one to wake first. His sleepy eyes blinked at the open window, the same window he made you deep throat him in front of hours ago. "Y/n?" His voice was scratchy and in desperate need of water as he held it gingerly. "Y/n?" You lay next to him, body partially covered in a white sheet that probably only sin if he were to guess from the scratch marks and bites littering both his and your backs.
Tatsumi’s heart raced at your stillness, time armed to slowdown as a shaking hand reached out for you flinching at your cold skin. "N-No!"
It didn't work, he had worked so hard to make it work and his efforts were fruitless. The bed shook with his sobs, he couldn't even look at your still form. What was he going to tell your family? Fuck that, how would he even be able to live with himself. "What do I do, oh God Y/n. I'm so sorry! I-"
"Dawg shut the FUCK UP!"
His crying was interrupted as he was hit full swing with his own pillow. Your almond eyes were swollen most likely from tears of overtime as you squinted at Tatsumi. Pointing an accusing finger at him. "You fucked me for 3 days straight, I deserve sleep. Now be quiet or go somewhere else!" With that, you turned back over, covering yourself with your sheet.
Despite your scolding, Tatsumi felt joy filling his being. When he quieted, he stiffens… if you were alive..that meant you were pregnant…… now how the hell is he supposed to break the news to you?
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syrephine · 7 years
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So, many of you have probably looked at this title and said “WTF?! Who the hell is
SCHÄR ?
Well, to be honest I had no clue who they were until the wonderful lady at Celiac and the Beast mentioned them and did a giveaway through them. Schär is a Gluten Free bread company that I am seriously blessed to know.  I had one day entered their summer time giveaway where you could win some backyard bbq  bread.  I was like okay why not try for it. 
I was pleasently surprised when I saw that I was just one of the people chosen. The awesome people at Schär sent me a box of great smelling and looking breads from hamburger buns, hotdog buns, bagels, regular bread and even crackers like graham crackers and saltines.  I was in bread heaven and of course with my daughter being gluten intolerant she was happy too because the hamburger buns were just the right size of my thick and juicy sliders I would make her.
Everything I had been craving to eat since being diagnosed with Celiac, I was able to make, eat and ENJOY!  Now, I don’t have a picture of my grilled cheese sandwich I had made with their bread but it was great! I am very…. let me stress VERY VERY pickyy when it comes to bread and food because if it doesn’t preform or taste like it’s gluten filled counter parts I will not eat it and I will never ever lie to someone and say its good.  I have never been paid for my opinions on food and such like a lot of food reviewers are but probably because I am to honest and will not sugar coat the truth is why none of them have ever asked me, plus I am not anyone special….. why would companies care about a commoner like me right?
Now with that being said…….. I was not paid to write this or offered anything what so ever to write this but I believe in giving credit where it is due. BUT……. to Schär company there is one thing I will talk about at the end and that is the dessert. So, understand this is coming from me a person who loves to bake and cook, plus I am very picky even on my own cooking. 
Schar Company is dedicated to bring yummy, tasteful and great food to those who have Celiac or Celiac intolerance.
Schär has complete control of grain cultivation.
Gluten free eating is also based on trust. Our reliability in terms of security and sustainability is guaranteed by our direct involvement in cultivation. Schär cultivates the grains for the most important raw materials, calling upon the help of trusted and expert farmers. This means that we have complete control of all the production phases, from sowing to harvest and the end product and we can guarantee the exceptional quality of our gluten free products. All our raw materials are subject to strict testing at our quality labs, before they are used in production.
This is the only way that we can be sure that all Schär products are gluten free and:
do not contain chemical sweeteners
do not contain flavour enhancers
do not contain colorants
do not contain GMOs (Genetically Modified Organisms)
You can find out more about all their products and where to find them here ——>  Schaer Gluten Free   
They are also on Instagram, Pinterest, Twitter, and Facebook.
So, first thing that cam to my mind when I opened my box of goodies was I saw the table crackers.  I was like YES! I get to have my all time favorite thing to eat as a kid and that is Honey, crackers and butter. Can I get a YAY?  Ummmm…probably not since many people probably never did the crackers, butter and honey like I did as a child or even another staple that I loved eating as a kid was a piece of bread with soften butter spread on it and about a tablespoon of honey slathered on it! YUM!!!!
Hmmmmm…… I think I will go make one of those right now since I have the bread to do it with. I will show you all here ……………. MY Childhood Joy……………….
  Pink Panther Helping me out!
As, you can tell I love my honey and butter. Now I usually use Vegan butter called Earth Balance but because I am out of it and can’t afford any more of it from being broke and no job I had to make due with what I was given which was regualr butter. Now, don’t hate on me its not like I don’t like cream butter its just that I can tell a diference in the way I feel when I had regular butter now compared to the vegan butter.  With the vegan butter I don’t feel sick to my stomach and not as groggy. I like the lightness of it and it tastes amazing. But with that being said there is one Vegan company I have been following for a good while now that is based out of California called Miyoko’s Kitchen here is a link to their shop ———->> Miyoko’s Kitchen  from what I have read, seen on their site and watched from the live feeds they will have on their Facebook page I dream of trying their VeganButter, cheeses and dips……….Especially the Mozzarella and the Double Cream Garlic OMG!!!!! It sounds so DIVINE! But alas I have to hang my head down because one I can’t afford to order it and two they are not available even within a 50 mile radius of me. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!Okay, enough of crying about what I can’t get right?  So, going along with the butter and bread I also like to have butter and crackers. No! I don’t put butter on graham crackers but if I had Ice cream I so would be crushing them up and making Fried Ice cream with honey, chocolate and marshmallow!  ***Sighing***
The table crackers are great and you can’t even tell they don’t have gluten in them! They come in a good size package but the great surprise is that the are individually wrapped smaller packages of 6-8 (can’t remember) with 6 long crackers in each package. Well…….. unfortunately with my love for crackers and butter they didn’t last long but only being 160 cal. per package it so was worth eating as lunch every other day.
Then yesterday for lunch was always a good standby which is Peanut butter and Jelly! This bread was great, it wasn’t dry it was soft and moist and didn’t tear when spreading either the jelly or peanut butter which is always a plus in my book especially if I wanted to have a fried PB&J! 
Now, on to the last thing……….. and like I said earlier this is  just my opinion but I figured if Schar Company see’s this they can take note to what I say, because I am so picky.
Hello its dessert TIME!! Now, if I would of had Ice cream to go with this little cake it might have made it a bit more moist.
These little babies are called Schar Gluten Free Sch’nacks. Yes, that is exactly what it says on the package!
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These little snacks are only 160 calories a cake so its great for on the go, with coffee and like I said probably great with ice cream. But the one I am showing you was my last one I was saving just for this blog. *crying on the inside*
This little cake has a thin white cream layer in the middle surrounded by a flaky cake, now with that being said this is why it is good with coffee and maybe Ice cream because it is actually a bit on the dry side. The chocolate on top makes you think that with the smooth creaminess of it that the cake will be very moist like a soft sponge cake. But unfortunately its not the case here. With coffee you can dip it in and it will soak up some of that moisture with gives the cake a great flavor added to it but without having that moisture already there the cake is dry and a bit bland. I personally would like a bit more of the cram in the middle, more moisture to the cake and maybe a bit more vanilla flavor or shoot make it a coffee type snack cake aka *Mocha Snack Cake* but either way it lacks the moisture. It is still good and I do recommend it to anyone who wants something to put in their kiddos lunch pack or even in your own lunch bag or purse for a quick bite, Just make sure you have something to drink with it.
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 As you can see it has a Soft light texture to it with the creamy milk chocolate on the outside, but its lacking the moisture on the inside. And that is the only down side of the whole thing is the dryness and lack of flavor of the cake itself. Like I said I love to bake and I miss baking since I don’t have an oven anymore, but I am again picky on my breads and cakes and one thing that always turns me off of food is lack of flavor and moisture. This can most definitely be remedied but I will take it as I can and just improve on it here at home by adding coffee to it or a bit of milk to the cake.
So, there you have it my review for Schär Gluten Free products that I have tried so far… I haven’t had the chance to try the hotdog buns or hamburger buns myself but I will soon I hope, I just need money to buy meat, I really like vegan hotdogs which is mentioned Here ——>> Vegan Hotdogs & Fast easy filling meal!  but I just can’t afford anything right now even my internet will be shut off soon. So that is why I decided to get this written up as soon as I possibly could.
Thanks so much for reading my blog, there are links to my YouTube Channel which I try to update with all randomness along with my dreams of living and teaching in Japan. But again have to get money for plane ticket, place to live and money to eat on until my first check there……. So, me loving and dreaming of Japan will have to wait a bit longer! *CRYING ON THE INSIDE*
People that have talked to me whether it be in private message or comments on my videos or other social media have said that they have never seen or talked to someone who has such passion and love for their home country that they live in or are from. (they say this to me because of my passion for Japan, it’s culture, people, food, traditions, arts and laws.) My dream is to one day also as I would live and work in Japan, is to show the world through my eyes why I am so passionate about the beautiful and mesmerizing country of Japan.  Now, some others ask me what about other Asian countries such as China, Korea, Philippines, Thailand and many others?  All I can say is this I would love to visit all these places and discover their cultures and food etc. But so far Japan has captured my heart, welcomed me there with open arms and made me feel at home…..at peace.
Again, thank you so much for visiting my blog page. If you have anything you would like me to review or just have a question or comment leave it below or shoot me a message. 
Please don’t forget me, I am right here beside you. I feel like a ghost at times screaming at the top of my lungs, “Hello!”. Do you see me? Do you know I am here? Can you here me? Do you care? Maybe I try to hard you tell me, because maybe I am just in between. I need you to see me, hear me and touch me. Please what is it you need from me, so I can be seen in your eyes, your life, your future.-by ME
Your true identity is not in the hands of other people. Your identity can never be what some other person may think about you.
Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts. – Charles Dickens
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