#sam Rodricks
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andthentheywilleatthestars · 7 months ago
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Extremely funny when you have an OC long enough that they become marked by all the hyperfixations you've had over like half your life and end up Ship of Theseused into an AU of and AU of an AU of their original concept which was actually just a reference to whatever the fuck. If you translated this concept into like, genetic ancestry I'm pretty sure Sam Rodricks is actually a quarter Kaled and that he has an uncle who looks suspiciously like Simon Tam
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vampyrhe · 8 months ago
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i love them
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lillyrob · 9 months ago
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Actual footage of me patently waiting for my favorite author to upload😫😫😫
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80sthingss · 3 days ago
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when i finally find a fic thats so accurate i re-read it every chance i get
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f1rewr1t3r · 1 year ago
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which characters would this be
"im telling you that girl/boy is trouble.. uh- where are you going"
"gonna go get into trouble"
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jennyssvi · 21 days ago
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Can we please bring back when guys dressed like this?🙏🏼
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haydenlovers · 1 year ago
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FemReader x Sam Monroe and Rodrick Heffley
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18+ - smut, threesome (mmf), bukkake, oral (m and f), face riding, double penetration, multiple orgasms, creampie, safe word (established but not used), praises, slight degration if you squint your eyes, swearing, pet names (princess, baby, darling.)
Word count - 2.6k
Summary - Sam and Rodrick were best friends, who lived across the street from you. You had hooked up with them both previously at separate times. But things escalate when they both find out that they’ve fucked you.
Not proof read
Enjoy :)
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After a long day you stood in the shower as the warm water hit your chest, and a feeling of relief came over you. You had called Sam and he was coming over so you guys could hook up. When suddenly you hear footsteps entering your bathroom. You stare through the foggy glass as two tall slim figures stand there. You rub your eyes. “Sam?” You say.
“Yes darling?” He replies
You pop your head out of the shower to see Rodrick standing next to Sam. Shock flew over your face as they both stood there with a smug look on their face.
“So what made you call Sam and not me.” Rodrick asks.
You didn’t know the answer to that and you just stared at him blankly.
“Because, princess I can show you good time, if not better then Sam.” He smirks.
Sam punches him in the shoulder “you wish.”
“Do you think you can handle both of us.” Rodrick smirks.
You nod without a second thought.
“Use your words baby.” Sam asserted.
“Yes.” You say.
They both are quick to undress. Revealing their long thick cocks, hard and dripping with pre cum. Sam was long and veiny, with a pink tinge to it. While Rodricks was slightly shorter but thicker. It wasn’t the first time you had seen them but it felt like it.
You open the shower door to reveal your body to them leaving them breathing heavier and filling their eyes with desire. They entered the shower before Sam’s lips quickly met yours, the kiss was passionate yet sloppy, his tongue scoping out your mouth exploring as much as he could. Slowly moving down to your neck where he sucked small hickies all over. Rodrick leaned in to kiss you as Sam continued marking up your neck. Your tongues fighting, and his winning dominance easily, as one hand rested in your hair and his other grabbing your ass. Both hands in each of their hair tugging ever so lightly, as Sam explored your body with his hands and started leaving hickies on your tits. As slowly rubbing your nipple between his fingers, while his tongue swirled around the other. The kiss with Rodrick becoming more aggressive and Sam’s touch becomes more desperate. Your knees felt weak and your pussy felt wet, when all of a sudden they both pull away making you wince at the loss of their touch.
“Your safe word is ‘flower.’ If at any time you want us to stop, we will.” Sam says
Rodrick nods in agreeance. “Ok.” You reply
“Get on your knees baby.” Sam demands.
You get on your knees ands the warm water runs past Sam and Rodrick and hits your chest making your nipples hard. You hum at the sight of their lengths being so close to your face.
“Open.” Rodrick says softly as he lifts up your chin and grabs the end of his member bringing towards your mouth. As you open your mouth he gently enters his tip as you swirl your tongue around him tasting the salty pre cum. He grabs a handful of hair and lightly pulls to help guide himself further into your mouth. Hitting the back of your throat causing tears to swell in your eyes as he dragged himself back and forth inside your drooling mouth. He groans at the sensation, he bites his lip as you look up at him.
He slowly pulls away leaving your mouth empty, as Sam steps closer and smirks at you. You open your mouth and get slowly slides his thick hard member into your mouth. He grabs the back of your head and without warning he shoves his cock to the back of your throat making you gag slightly. He rocks his hips back and forth as his cock continues to abuses the back of your throat. He looks down at you and whimpers “so fucking good.”
He removes himself from your mouth, as a small string of saliva followed his member. You were unsure of who to look at, your eyes were filled with desire as they towered over you. They reached their hands to their hard ons and started stroking ever so slowly, only inches away from your face. They increased their pace, causing them to whimper. You could feel your walls clench with nothing inside, leaving you feel empty. Wanting their touch so badly. Soft whimpers left their mouth more frequently, as their veiny hands ran up and down their cocks.
“I’m gonna cum.” Rodrick moans
“Me too.” Sam grunts
Your chest felt heavy and your pussy felt wet, as you saw their dicks twitch, you knew that they were close.
“Be a good girl and open your mouth.” Sam whimpers
You open your mouth and stick out your tongue as they pump faster, hot spurts of cum spill onto your face and into your mouth as Rodrick and Sam reach their climax. Your face dripping with hot cum from your cheeks to your tits, you swallow whatever landed in your tongue, licking your lips to get another taste of their salty seed.
Sam and Rodrick stood there both out of breath. Rodrick puts a hand out to help you up, to stand under the water to rinse the remaining cum still left on your face and chest.
“Why don’t you dry off and we’ll meet you in the bedroom.” Sam whispered
You nod and head off to your bedroom with your towel barely wrapped around you. Rodrick popped his head out of the shower before saying “oh and don’t bother putting on any clothes, you won’t be needing any.”
You blush at his statement and go sit on the end of your bed fiddling with your hands as you wait for them to come out. You hear the shower stop, and footsteps approaching your bedroom. They enter with a towel wrapped around their waist showing each of their prominent v lines and happy trails leading down to the bulge below.
“Lay down baby.” Sam says as both of the boys drop their towels.
Sam comes closer to you and leaning in to kiss you. As his hands trails down your towel to find an entrance before opening it and revealing your nude body. He pulls away to look you up and down before Rodrick moves onto the bed as he rests beside you and kisses you passionately. His tongue explores your mouth, as his hands rest on your waist caressing your skin softly, while you run your fingers through his hair tugging causing his breathing to become heavier. You feel hands run up your thighs spreading your legs apart, and see that Sam is face to face with your pussy. He slowly kisses your inner thighs getting closer to your folds, as you can feel his hot breath brush against your clit. Your breathing became heavier as and the kiss with Rodrick becomes more aggressive as your tongue tries to fight for dominance. Sam licked a stripe up your folds, causing you to let out a soft whimper. He placed a gentle kiss on your clit before circling it with his tongue, and sucking it gently. Moving in such slow motions teasing you, and making you squirm. He wraps his arms under thighs to stop you moving so much. It became harder to concentrate on kissing Rodrick as Sam teased your soaking pussy. Sam pulls away without a word.
“No, please don’t stop.” You beg
Without another second his face dives back into your pussy as he starts to devour you. It was like this man was starved, and the only thing that he wanted was your pussy. Rodrick smirks at your reaction as you arch your back while Sam continues to eat you out. Rodrick nibbles at your jaw and moves down to your neck leaving more marks as he gently sucks your skin. Sam’s tongue moving faster around your clit, he slips one finger in your entrance curling it teasingly. Rodrick cupped your tit thumbing your nipple, while he sucked on the other. Sam slipped another finger in curling it in the perfect place, you grabbed Sam’s hair harshly causing him to groan against you. Pleasure coursed throughout your body as his tongue swirled around your clit, while wet sounds and moans filled the room. Tension started to built in your stomach, as Sam added another finger, causing you to arch your back. Rodrick continued marking up your tits, leaving love bites all over going back and forth between each of your nipples sucking on them harshly, making them hard. Moans left your mouth as you felt your stomach become tight.
“Fuck! I’m gonna cum.” You moan
“That’s it baby cum on his face.” Rodrick says.
You reach your climax as your juices spill out onto Sam’s face, trying to catch your breath. He pulled his fingers from your entrance and licked then clean humming at the taste of you. Rodrick sat up and lifted you onto his lap, he laid down and placed his hands on your hips grasping them firmly. While Sam moved and sat behind Rodrick looking you up and down with desperation.
“I want you to ride my face.” Rodrick pleas
“I-“
“Full body weight I want to feel your pussy grinding on my face till you cum.” Rodrick interrupts.
You comply and move up so your pussy is hovering over his face. You can feel his breathing become more rapid as you lower yourself down, putting your full body weight on him as you face Sam. Rodricks hands rest on your ass, rubbing his thumbs gently to feel your soft skin. Sam placed his hands on your waist guiding you.
“Come on baby. Ride his face.” Sam demands
He moves your hips in a slow back and forth motion as your clit brushes against Rodrick’s nose. Slowly picking up the pace as you feel Rodrick tonguing your entrance, and groaning as it sends vibration up your whole body. Sam continues to move your hips as he leans in and kisses your neck, moving up to your mouth. He lightly bit your lip and you moan at the sensation. Now pacing faster and faster as you ride Rodrick’s face. Causing you to whimper and moan into Sam’s mouth as his tongue explored your mouth, you could taste yourself on him. Rodricks breath hitting your wet pussy, as you dripped all over his face. His face as the perfect seat. As his nose hit your clit in the right place causing your orgasm to built up quickly. The familiar feeling in your stomach caused you to, squeeze your thighs against Rodrick’s face as you became closer to your climax. Your movement became faster and moans became louder. The squelching sound of your pussy against his face causing him to moan.
“You doing so good.” Sam says in your mouth. His hands still rested your hips encouraging you. The tension released as you reach your climax and your cum spilling onto Rodrick face. You sat still for a second to gather your thoughts, slowly hopping up to see Rodrick’s face dripping in your slick, and just sitting down beside him.
“You did so good.” Rodrick praises
You and Rodrick trying catching your breath as Sam asks “Do you think you can come on more time for us.”
“Yes.” You say still out of breath.
“How do you want it.” He asks
“I want to take both of you at the same time.” You pry. Desire fills your eyes, and your body feels hot.
“Come on then.” Rodrick still lays beside you, hinting for you to sit on his cock. You face backwards hovering above Rodrick hard dick. He gathers some of your slick, putting it into your asshole. He lathers some lube onto his member, before grabbing your hips to line you up and lowing you down onto his cock, as soft moans left you mouth as each inch slowly filled you up, stretching out your tight ass. Rodrick pulled your waist back hinting at you to lay down. You followed and layer down resting your head in the nudge of his shoulder, he placed a gently kiss your head. Placing his hands on your hips, moving them towards your thighs to open them up. Sam comes forward and hovers over you and placed a kiss on your forehead.
“Just let us know if it’s too much, alright?” Sam assures
You nod.
“Use your words darling.” Rodrick whispers
“Alright.” You say
He lines himself up with your entrance, and slowly pushes his tip in. Moaning at the sensation as each inch made you feel more and more full. Until his cock was fully submerged in your soaking pussy, giving you a moment to adjust to the fullness of both other big cocks inside you.
“Let us know when you’re ready baby.” Sam exclaims
“I’m ready.” You say.
Sam starts thrusting slowly only dragging a small amount of inches in and out, before picking up the pace and making his thrusts deeper and harder. Rodrick thrusts from under neath you causing friction to arise. You had never felt so full, Sam fat cock brushed against your cervix. His motion becoming faster making you moan. The sounds of skin slapping, moans, and the sound of your wet pussy filled the room. Your fingers wrapped in Sam’s hair, pulling as he went deeper. Aggression started to built as each of their thrusts synced and became harder. Rodrick whimpering in your ear as Sam groaned while thrusting into you. You to arched your back. Sam’s groans became louder, as Rodricks whimpers became more intense. The sound you were all making was borderline pornographic. You could feel every inch of them hitting the right spot, your walls clenching around them, making you moaning mess. Your orgasm already building up.
“Fuck- feel so fucking good.” Rodrick whimpers
“Taking us so well baby.” Sam moans
You swear could have come from those words alone. Their thrusts in sync, abusing your sopping cunt and tight ass. Rodrick hands gripping your hips firmly causes them to bruise slightly. Pulling you up and slamming you back down as he thrusted into you so his cock was buried deep inside you. Sam’s hands resting on your waist, making sure your back was arched so he could get as deep as possible.
“M’gonna come.” You moan
“That’s it baby come.” Sam says
The build up and tension in your some arose quickly, your breathing becoming heavier and moans becoming louder. Your legs shaking at the anticipation, as Sam and Rodrick continued stuffing you.
“Fuck I’m getting close.” Rodrick groaned
You could feel their dicks twitching inside you, as your orgasm took over and pleasure coursed throughout your whole body and slick spilled onto Sam’s cock. Rodrick moans as he fills your ass up with his hot seed. Sam following as his cum spills out of your pussy as you come down from your climax. Sam keeps his dick in its place for a moment before pulling it out to reveal your swollen pussy leaking.
“Look so pretty.” Sam says looking at your juices mixed oozing out of your cunt. Rodrick lifting you up to remove himself, as his cum seeped out. He laid to the other side of you, placing a gentle kiss on your lips. “You did so good for us.” He whispers
Sam faces you and places a kiss your lips, trying to sneakily slip his tongue in. “Took us so well.” He smiled “why don’t we go get you cleaned up.”
You smiled simply not knowing what to say about what just happened.
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Please let me know what you think. I don’t write smut often so I hope you like it :)
I also didn’t know how to end it, so I’m so sorry
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cyberskulzzz · 3 months ago
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Apocalypse AU
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Rodrick
Organized, logical, and a bit of a worrywart, Rodrick documents everything and always plans ahead. He researches shelters, stays loyal, and writes to Susan daily. Although manipulative and messy, he keeps his sanity by journaling and analyzing his surroundings.
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Sam
Sam is skilled with weapons, very impulsive, and met Rodrick and Reader while staying in the same abandoned building. His dad, a police officer, disappeared as the disease spread, and Sam ran away on his own in search of him. He’s protective of Rodrick and Reader and obsessed with his dad’s case, slowly losing his sanity. He had wanted to be a mechanic before everything started.
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Reader
Has a sharp sense of humor, comedic relief which helps keep her grounded in the chaos of the apocalypse. A nurse, takes care of wounds, not afraid to get her hands dirty if the situation calls for it. Logical but still always follows her intuition, takes care of the 'bases' and her boys. Independent but has grown incredibly found of her little family, offers a sense of balance and logic to the trio. 
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@overflowingteacupoflove thought you might like this<333
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chemrzy2 · 9 months ago
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Anyone please ANSWER NOWWW
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weneedtotalkaboutliyah · 4 months ago
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imagine a friend group with Patrick hocksetter , Kevin khatchadourian , Jason dean , miles Fairchild , Sam Monroe and Rodrick heffley
( I just chose my hyper fixations rn)
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misswqrld · 1 year ago
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If he doesn’t look like these boys I don’t want him
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I have a certain type! Your either the sweetest person ever or your emo or murderer no in between!
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Sam Rodricks is a queer antifascist so despite being from the 1930s he's pretty woke. Still, a lot changes in 80-90 years, it wouldn't make sense if he thinks exactly like a modern tumblr user.
What I'm saying is that a horrifying maw is opening in front of me and a sign is coming out that says Sam is into Freud.
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monrohoes · 4 months ago
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sam monroe x rodrick heffley | dr1vrs on tiktok
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s1lentkiss · 4 months ago
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in case you didn’t know, Samrick is a thing
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bajablastlover1 · 5 months ago
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i burn for you and you aren’t even real
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verityasian · 5 days ago
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🩵 BOTS MASTERLIST 🩵
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🐚 OUTER BANKS 🐚
JJ MAYBANK X INNOCENT USER — you ask JJ to be your first to prepare for your first date with a different guy
GOLDENRETRIEVER ROOMMATE JJ — he’s not so secretly in love with you and you’re oblivious
GOLDENRETRIEVER BF JJ — he tries to make you breakfast in the most chaotic JJ way
TOXIC!JJ — he uses you as a rebound knowing you’re in love with him
JJ GENRETTE — Kook!JJ meets Routledge user and can’t shake the feeling that he knows you
FRATBOY RAFE — Rafe asks Routledge user to be his fake girlfriend to make his ex jealous
FRAT BOY RAFE PT2 — Rafe is used to getting attention and is surprised when you ignore him at a frat party
KIARA — she thinks you hate her and the boys traps you in the boat together (wlw)
🤍 EVAN PETERS 🤍
PETER MAXIMOFF — seven minutes in heaven
CHARLES DECKER — you find him crying on the hallway during a school dance
COOPER DAY — seven minutes in heaven with Cooper who hates you
TATE LANGDON — before he died and was just a misunderstood teen
🐰 RUBY CRUZ 🐰
ASH (TSLOCG) — Ash befriends a supposed ‘straight’ girl and listens to her complain about guys that aren’t treating her right
HAZEL CALLAHAN — sunshine Hazel x grumpy user
☠️ RODRICK HEFFLEY ☠️
NEIGHBOR RODRICK — asking for your help with girls
RODRICK X BABYSITTER — you’re babysitting Manny and Rodrick immediately develops a crush
🫧 MICS. 🫧
SAM MONROE — Sam doesn’t realize he liked you until you’re gone
PERCY JACKSON (LOGAN LERMAN VER.)
TASM! PETER PARKER — Peter’s your tutor but he can’t focus with you looking so good next to him
JEREMIAH FISHER — you’re the forgotten Conklin sister and Jeremiah’s the only one who seems to notice you
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I’ll keep adding to this when I make new ones so let me know if there’s characters you want me to make ♡
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