#sam talks: mutuals

[olliesoakberry]

https://www.tumblr.com/olliesoakberry/748866281924640768/httpswwwtumblrcomolliesoakberry7488661872203

She is😞

We love her very much! It’s a shame she doesn’t love us back.☹️

agreed!!!

[hawkeyeslaughter]

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[mskenway97]

how would Optimus act if he was jealous 👀👀

Oh optimus would try to hide it as much as possible. Other than that he knows you and trusts you but there are few or slight moments where if someone would try to do something with you he would be watching from afar, not trying to attract attention but if this person is starting to insist or make you uncomfortable he will not hesitate to get you out of trouble with diplomacy. If the other person continues to insist he will put the matter to rest with a blunt phrase that will not only freeze that person's blood, but some of yours as well.

Then he would talk to you about what happened and you would be reassuring him that nothing is wrong and it is normal. You know his overprotective side and this bot doesn't want to lose anyone else.

So next time he'll talk to you about it or vice versa.

[lesbiandanhowell]

i know you all follow me for my silly fandom thoughts and the occasional big brain idea, but this one is important to me so if you have a minute PLEASE READ

the last four years have been the absolute worst years of our lives for my family and it's been tragedy after tragedy and now medical expenses have gone beyond what's doable for us alone.

my cousin has started a campaign to help her and her husband continue living and caring for their kids after she was paralyzed waist down during the birth of their twin babies

so far they've been able to get money through health insurance programs but it won't be extended beyond april 28th so they are desperate for help

please donate if you are able to or help with a reblog, thank you!

as the page is in german i've summarized and translated the pages description:

Julia and her husband Christopher are parents of a 4 year old son and discovered the joyful news to be pregnant again last year, with twins!

Both babies developed perfectly and in the 38th week Julia goes to the hospital with contractions. Having good experiences with an epidural during the birth of her first son, Julia asks for an epidural, which is when things start to go wrong.

She feels sudden pain, like being electrocuted in her right leg and begins to feel numb, unable to move any part of her lower body. At this point one of the twins heart sounds create concern and the decision for an emergency c-section is made.

After waking up from surgery Julia has three healthy babies, but can no longer feel or move her legs.

Despite being paralyzed, fevers and endless exams she tries caring for the babies, but after two weeks the twins leave the hospital without her.

Tragedy continues when unbearable headaches, a lack of vision and consciousness prompt a CT scan that shows a Hydrocephalus, a condition in which excessive fluids in the brain cause pressure within the skull. Another emergency surgery to place a drain to relief the pressure on the brain is followed by a third surgery for placing a shunt, a permanent solution for the pressure regulation.

It is now 13/04/2024 and Julia has not been home since 06/12/2023, while her husband cares for all three kids.

So far this has been possible as Julia's father in law has been on leave from work as a domestic helper and his loss of earnings is reimbursed by the health insurance company. This funding is to be cut without any chance of extension by April 28th 2024.

Julia is still in inpatient rehab trying to regain mobility and learning to walk again, while her husband is at maximum capacity caring for two infants and a toddler.

The money goes towards providing help in continuing to employ a domestic helper, so he can concentrate on child care while Julia focuses on recovery as well as making their home wheelchair accessible.

please help if you can

[tsams-confessions]

I have to say leaving the fandom was probably the best thing I did, but I have friends that are still in it, so I still see some stuff, and it's just. infuriating and terrifying how fucking toxic some of the fans are. when they aren't attacking people over not shipping a ship or shipping a ship instead of blocking and moving on, they're attacking people who aren't even IN the fandom over their FNaF ocs that just happen to share a name with a character from the show. I have two mutuals, both of which are teenagers, who have been attacked by SAMS fans that don't even have the guts to come out of hiding in anon. it's annoying, childish, and concerning. I will say it's nowhere near as bad as the Old FNaF AU Artist Who Will Not Be Named (if you know you know), but with how many white knights there are it's slowly getting there. and that scares the shit out of me, cuz a lot of people were messed up mentally from that whole thing. I don't want to see my friends go through that too.

I just wish people would grow a brain and just block the people they don't like and move on instead of throwing insults and even threats into people's inboxes. and if you ARE gonna scream at someone in their inbox, do it to an adult and not a teen. better yet, don't do it at all.

.

[a-wondering-thought]

hey quick message to adults, if you're condescending when trying to teach teenagers about shit, then they aren't gonna listen to you no matter how important the shit you're saying is.

[sammygender]

i miss kepcobi

[sebdoeswords]

Oh shit hüt isch doch speak your language day! Vorher erschte post hüt gmacht und scho abkackt und uf änglisch gschribe...

Das isch eidütig es symptom vomene phänomen won ich "sprachkolonialismus" nänne, und in dem ufsatz wird ich-

[olliesoakberry]

Hi sam!

If you can, could you do juraj slafkovsky as a bf?

boyfriend!juraj headcanons

bf!juraj who purposefully puts things on the top shelf so you have to ask for his help to reach things

bf!juraj who will always be the big spoon but also loves to be cuddled after a rough game

bf!juraj who while he isn't the most talkative shows his love in other ways like physical touch and acts of service

bf!juraj who is very protective over you

bf!juraj who calls his mom so she can teach him how to cook Slovakian food for you

bf!juraj who teaches you Slovak so when you meet his parents you can talk to them (and because he thinks you speaking his native language is hot as fuck)

bf!juraj who calls you when he's on the road because he knows you fall asleep better when you're on the phone with him when he can't be there

bf!juraj who loves seeing you in his clothes because his t-shirts are basically a dress on you (let's be honest here this man is massive)

bf!juraj who tries his best to help you with your homework (even though he has no idea what's going on)

bf!juraj who comes over after every home game and road trip so you can wash his hair and give him a scalp massage

bf!juraj who enjoys introducing you to his teammates almost as much as they enjoy chirping him for how much he talks about you

bf!juraj who introduces you to arber and cole before everyone else because he knows they'll love you almost as much as he does

bf!juraj who tries to make you coffee in the morning (but ends up failing because he can't figure out the coffee machine)

bf!juraj who brings you lunch when he gets out of morning practice

bf!juraj who tries new foods from your native country because he wants to embrace your culture just as much as you've embraced his

bf!juraj who is the one who suggests a couples costume for halloween (it's clark kent and lois lane)

bf!juraj who loves it when you trace random shapes on his skin

bf!juraj who only wants you to patch him up after he gets in a fight

bf!juraj who will not hesitate to fight someone who says something bad about you

bf!juraj who while he's subtle about it sometimes, loves you no matter what

i hope you all enjoyed the first installment of boyfriend! headcanons: nhl edition! i love juraj personally so i hope this does him justice. have a good day/afternoon/night wherever you are and mwah!

xoxo, s.m.

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

HC that Toranosuke did care a bit about Taka, more than he did for Takaaki.

Also MENTION OF TAKA'S PAST

But i do believe that when he's... associate tried to get close to Taka he would make sure that they never tried again. Taka loved his grandpa back then.

But then the whole thing happened and for several year he didn't do anything beside stay in bed and complain to his son about everything that happened.

Yeah, I can definitely see what you mean. I can TOTALLY see Toranosuke loving Taka more than his own son. (I mean, without getting even more sad. Because there's more, lolll.) But yeah, this is a nice, but sad headcanon. Like, just Taka and Toranosuke having a really good relationship (platonically of course) and having a better bond than Toranosuke and Takaaki. Then Taka's whole world shattering when the scandal makes news and him and his father are left in poverty because of his grandfather. A man he truly respected and cared about.

And that same man is just now staying mostly in bed just being bitter. While Takaaki is just done with this bullshit.

*sighs* Oh, the Ishimarus. How much I love you and love to think about these things. (Fuck you, Toranosuke. I hope you're rotting in Hell <3)

[lenathesingingcat]

You know what I would love to see more of? Reincarnation AUs where the original piece of media is acknowledged. Like, “we were the characters in [whatever] in a past life” reincarnation AUs.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this done, and that’s a shame. Depending on what direction you choose to take it in, this has untapped humour potential AND untapped angst potential!

“So you’re telling me that movie - ”

“BOOK! IT WAS A BOOK FIRST!”

“Right… that was our past life?”

“Yes! And I can’t believe I’m in love with someone who watched the film before reading the book!”

“…That’s… not too crazy, I guess… Wait, you’re in love with me?”

OR

“I remember everything and my boyfriend doesn’t, I’m so happy we found each other, but… what if he reads the book? What if he finds out what kind of person I was? How will he still be able to love me if he reads about what I did to him, about how much I hurt him and others, when he did nothing wrong and loved me unconditionally? What if he can’t? I love him so much, I wish I’d realised that in our past life…”

Why isn’t this more of a thing??

[suntegral]

it’s not even that sam plays all these different bisexual characters so well, it’s also the fact that they’re safe in his hands, you get me? like i feel that i can trust him with portraying their stories in a respectful manner and that he will do his best to bring them justice

[noir-ish-bee]

VOCALOID MAX LORE JUMPSCARE

this is. A long one

(ALSO shoutout to @impostorwhipplesshow for imspiring lil bits of this like them not understanding each other well at first fkjgjkc)

The day Max came to life wasnt actually the day he left the computer. One night, Sam accidentally left his computer on, and somehow dreamt of him meeting his creation, Max (who was for some reason holding a big fish) in a beach, talking about meeting someday (the contents of the dream actually dont matter its all a tako luka maguro fever reference lmao).

When he woke up, Sam figured his dream was influenced because some lines generated by Max's voice bank started playing at night when his computer was on (i dont. Actually know how the program works and most of this is inspired by whipples ideas so lets pretend this makes sense.)

But its weird, because Sam doesn't remember making Max say any of the lines on the screen. That's because Max's first glimps of conscience were through his voicebank, and he was trying to talk to Sam.

This went on for a few days, until Max got ahold of his 3d model for MVs. First by putting himself in random positions Sam didn't make or making objects trying to talk to or showing them to Sam and finally sorta like. Animating himself. Like he could move all by himself.

At this point Sam is FREAKED OUT and almost punches his computer but Max really nervous tries to tell him to stop through another generated line. Sam stops but doesn't understand Max cuz he's not fluent in japanese so he gives him some time to communicate through objects, models and body language, until Sam makes him another voicebank for him to speak english and understand him better.

This works and now they understand each other more easily, but there's two problems: sam doesn't know how the FUCK max came to life, and max's voice still sounds a bit stilty and robotic, so he has trouble understanding him sometimes.

Sam tries to make a new one to expariment with it, but he somehow can't make it, like the program would just glitch it so bad it doesn't work. The same happens when he tries to make Max a different 3d model, so he's stuck with those two he has. Still they have no problems with that and Sam tries to tweak his current voicebank over the time.

At some point, Max gets tired of being inside the computer all the time, just waiting for Sam to get back home from wherever he goes or waiting for him to make him a new stage for a song. He really likes Sam overall, and feels like he wants to hang out with him more, what with him being his creator and all, and he wants to be more than a character and a voice to him.

One night, after Sam forgetting to turn off his computer again, Max tries his best to push himself outside the computer, and by some miracle, don't ask me how, he actually does! He's in the real world! He tries not to freak out bcuz Sam is asleep, but he's really damn excited for that. Everything has different textures, he hears so many new things other than music, it's all exciting for him!

Sam has a heart attack when he wakes up

[drowsystarlight]

Zombies run season 1 episode 7 titled “A Voice in the Dark”. How fucking DARE you. Im coming for your house and I’ll take apart every door hinge and close the door so you get hit in the face with emotions when you twist and open the doorknob like I WAS.

[mskenway97]

🍓

Hope you’re doing well Sammy!! :D

I still remember when I was anon and wrote about LT haha. Seeing your posts of g/t and your ocs (I adore them so much), brighten up my dashboard here 😁😁 and i say the same with your g/t ideas from the fluffiest to the most 😈😈

[carebeardean]

human!cas is this nerdy religion major who doesn’t go to parties& dean brings home this guy blushing and awkward & bobby & sam are baffled by this short vest wearing honey collecting gay who’s favorite activity is going to the farmers market & debating religious theory