#sans and alphys

[mystycor]

Pro tip, never hire your son and his weird fujoshi best friend as your interns

[itsmebeff]

i think it would be funny if alphys teased him for his accent

[woolpen]

doodle

isn't the moon pretty tonight?

[chariix-creates]

[selkiemoonssss]

Them basically

Inspired by @chariix-creates btw!

[skullndaisy]

Royal Visit

[hasello]

Lately I’ve been a little obsessed with the idea of Sans and Alphys being besties (or more?) in college. I imagine them just drinking and binging anime after exams lol

They’re my nerdy bisexual icons, so it fits idk lmao here’s some doodles (also Undyne cause she’s awesome) 😌

[theartistof10ss]

Alphys doodles bc I forgot to post them yesterday 🔥 🔥

[crescent-the-lazy-wolfbones]

Call me crazy, but a Platonic Salphys or Sans and Alphys bond from Undertale done right is just literally the bond that Agent Morgan and Penelope Garcia have in Criminal Minds.

[ceruleasea]

silly queen alphys doodles

[itsmebeff]

[punsmaster69]

10/MAR/20XX

HELLO, THIS IS THE GREAT PAPYRUS SPEAKING!

I AM WRITING THIS AS I CARRY MY... MILDY TIPSY BROTHER HOME FROM GRILLBY'S, WHERE HE SPENT THE AFTERNOON.

HOW AM I WRITING IF I AM CARRYING HIM, YOU MAY ASK? WELL, IT'S QUITE A GENIUS SOLUTION, REALLY - BLUE MAGIC!

USEFUL, ISN'T IT??

NORMALLY, I WOULD CARRY HIM WITH MY OWN STRONG AND RELIABLE ARMS, BUT HE REEKS OF GREASE AND SOCIAL SITUATIONS AND ALCOHOL.

——

UPDATE ON MY BROTHER:

HE HAS HANDED ME SOMETHING AND SAID THAT IT IS HIS PAGE FOR THE DAY.

IT WAS A NAPKIN. HE WROTE "JOUNAL ENTY" ON IT.

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UPDATE TWO:

I HAVE RECEIVED CONCERNED MESSAGES FROM MS. TORIEL ASKING WHY SANS IS SUDDENLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE IN HIS TEXTS, AND OVERZEALOUS WITH HEART EMOTES.

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UPDATE THREE:

HE IS IN THE KITCHEN.

WHAT IS A "COOL MILK".

CONCERNING.

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UPDATE FOUR:

"COOL MILK" IS AN ABOMINATION OF MISCELLANEOUS CONDIMENTS AND MILK.

DESPICABLE.

HE CHUGGED THE WHOLE THING.

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UPDATE FIVE:

THAT BOOK HE'S READING IS UPSIDE DOWN.

WHEN I ASKED HIM WHAT IT SAID, HE WAS ABLE TO RECITE IT TO ME WITH PERFECT ACCURACY.

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UPDATE SIX:

DR. ALPHYS HAS ALSO NOW MESSAGED ME, DOUBTFUL OF SANS' SOBER-NESS. I CONFIRMED HER SUSPICIONS, WHICH SHE WAS UNSURPRISED TO FIND WERE CORRECT.

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UPDATE SEVEN:

HE SOMEHOW PULLED AN ENTIRE BAG OF CHIPS OUT OF HIS POCKET, AND IS NOW PUTTING THEM IN A BOWL.

SANS DOES NOT EAT CHIPS FROM BOWLS.

MONITORING WEARILY.

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UPDATE EIGHT:

HE TOOK SOUP LEFTOVERS, SOME SPAGHETTI, SALT, AND PEPPER... AND ADDED THEM TO THE CHIP BOWL.

?????????

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UPDATE NINE:

UTTER DISGUST.

HE CONSUMED EVERY BIT OF IT, EVEN NOTING THAT IT WAS

"pretty tasty."

AND HE SHOULD

"make that again sometime."

ABHORRENT.

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UPDATE TEN:

AH

UPSIDE-DOWN GAMING.

HOW CIVIL.

...???

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UPDATE ELEVEN:

I DON'T KNOW AT WHAT POINT IT OCCURRED, BUT HE'S STILL UPSIDE-DOWN AND VERY NOT-AWAKE.

I'M PUTTING THIS HEATHEN TO BED.

WAIT. I SHOULD WAKE HIM TO HAVE HIM BRUSH HIS TEETH, AND WASH OUT THAT TERRIBLE BREATH FIRST.

AND MAYBE MAKE HIM SHOWER.

𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘕 I'LL PUT HIM TO BED.

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UPDATE TWELVE:

THE SKELETON WAS BATHED, SMELLS MUCH NICER, GIVEN SOME WATER, AND APPROPRIATELY TUCKED INTO BED.

I'M THANKFUL THAT HE WAS ABLE TO EASILY FALL ASLEEP AGAIN.

IT MEANS THERE'S AN EVEN NUMBER OF UPDATES NOW!

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UPDATE THIRTEEN:

AS IF EXPLICITLY TO SPITE ME, SANS GOT UP, TRIED TO GRAB HIS DIRTY JACKET FROM THE WASH, AND THEN WENT BACK TO SLEEP WHEN I STOPPED HIM.

P.S.

FRISK'S BAD LUCK SEEMS TO HAVE RESOLVED OVER THE NIGHT.

[the-selfinsert]

Sans and Alphys enjoyers! To me!

I wrote yet another thing! This is a short one shot fic about Sans doing a small favor for Alphys. About 2,800 words, light fluff.

Not my absolute finest work, but I'm pretty proud with how a lot of the banter and character interactions turned out!

[chaotic-robot]

robin hair 💀

love these guys btw!!!

[ceruleasea]

science friends

[wizard0rb]

my deltarune theory